DLUTI 018 - Gr3gory88

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think it was my book she was like smokers on land. I was like I

don't know we should discuss the physics of of like ripping at some point dogs over here clap

and cheeks

because I want to know what the waveform looks like of like your blood cheek skin as it like emanates out from the hole I imagine

like a water balloon

pops up like when a water balloon pops in slow mo and you just see all the ripples

yeah minus the popping I hope

Yeah, well do you think if you have like a bear ass right and you filming in slow mo like when a fart comes out like you see like the oh yeah oh of the ass cheek.

Yeah, you see it open up and like let it out. Like you'll see the sphincter go. Yeah, welcome real weird. Welcome

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What a time to be alive. It is June.

It is Pride Month. So let it go.

Yeah, Happy Friday. Everybody.

Go kiss my dad.

Yeah. For pride. I mean, he won't like it. But he

might. He's very open. I mean, right.

But what are you gonna listen to this now? You're like, just selling your dad's body.

started listening in here. You know how many times I've told people to kiss my dad and he's probably listening every time. No one fucking do that.

I'll give him an out right now. But he won't enjoy it. But he likes he loves his son so much that he wants him to succeed.

So that's what it takes.

Yeah, my dad's willing to be smooshed we need to put a picture of him on the socials so that when people hear this and see him in real life, they can go and like smooth.

He's just if you just take me and make me 50 There you go. That's what my dad looks like. So he looks 12 he looks like 35 damn 45 I would say 40. See, that's where those those jeans of yours will will kick into high gear. Yes. Not only is Irishmen good at drinking whiskey and having our emotions bottled up until we die. But we're also good at retaining youth. That's good. Yes. Well, I

think they are the secret to the fountain of youth and we should interrogate him a little more later.

But I'll tweet about it on the Twitter

tell you where are you interested is speaking of the Twitter What are we doing now think well, the way for that you can do so.

We're covering a really spooky scary story from the twittersphere use Google risco This is Gregory 88.

Doug scared already sorry. Name. It's just it.

Yeah, nothing invokes fear. Like the name Greg being

that was the second option for like Jason Vorhees was just Greg Vorhees. But they figured like, they were like, I don't know. Too many violent, it's too extreme.

They should really

mellow it down a little bit and go with Jason. Yes, exactly. The name Tanner was too popular Vorhees,

but now we're doing a topic called Gregory 88. And I'm not sure I'm sure somebody hears probably heard of it.

Yes. It's on the twittersphere. It's one of those like, what is it? That David's story?

Yes. Yeah.

This one are like the two very popular dinner horrors that are going on. This has been around since 2018. I want to say, and we'll leave like the description for the the or the link for the Twitter. Oh, yeah. The description. Yeah. Because it's a very, very fun read. It's a quick read. I read it while I was taking a shit. Yeah, quick. You could

you could honestly deep dive this like, look up everything that you need to know about all of it. And like, I don't know, an hour and a half maybe? Yeah,

yeah, you

could. You could knock this out and easy time. It's very fun. So go look it up. It's Greg Gregory. 88 at Twitter, but actually Gregory three d. o RG Yes. Right.

Well, let's get to Doug with the fucking actual pronunciation

greengard

Grigory?

Let's let's dump into this one boy fucking dump into a meal ready to dump into is that a new thing?

It is now hashtag dump into it.

Perfect. Let's

go. So this story starts off very very, very like.

This is a story about a man named Greg Yep, very visited by some something in the woods.

It starts very, very normal. Like if you found this Twitter handle at the very start of this story, it would just be like some guy who is posting about the food he's eating or how this Martini is too hard and drink and a bunch of other just random stuff.

Yeah, the type of stuff that I just would unfollow for because I don't care about your martini. Yeah, you were a bunch of food. What am I on Instagram?

Yeah, you wouldn't really, really tap into this too much. Um, and then so it goes on and he talks about his daily life. And then all of a sudden he posts that his grandpa died. Oh, no. Grappa, Greg,

you cue off on the audience. You have to push the button. You do now. Okay, they were telepathically linked so they No, no. Okay, well, let's push.

Thank you, Mike. Shut up.

There they go. God gave them a one second all I was like, Oh, that's all you get? Well,

let's see how well I run our editor.

dictatorship on the audience, everybody on now shut up.

So this guy's grandpa dies, right? And leave some this whole house and this is like this is brand new information to this guy. So he

didn't even really know his graph. I don't think now

he said something about how he doesn't really know him too. Well. He visited him a couple of times. And that's he doesn't know this house at all. But all of a sudden, this house is left to him. So this starts with him driving up there to kind of scope the place out and make sure it's sellable.

This is a real luigis Mansion starts with a story.

Yeah, very much so. Yeah, yeah, very very much so and good game. He gets up there and he sees it's out in the middle of fucking nowhere which I would love a house in the middle of nowhere.

I don't know this feels to nowhere for me. He's up in like the mountains and she that's

fine by me though. See? I

just want a nice cabin in the woods. Think Evil Dead.

Seriously without the possessed? Yeah. Yeah, I don't even I mean nomicon to be part of my life right now.

Let's be real. Yes, you do.

But also and I'm also building one

but I have a copy at my house actually, which I've read a couple times it's fun right

but the funniest part about this the Necronomicon actually ties to this because some of the stories little little little lovecraftian little bit a little bit but that's for later

mortgage.

So this guy gets he finds out he inherits a house right and he drives up there. I am trying so hard not to laugh. He drives up there to kind of check the place out and he looks over it and said normal fucking Middle of Nowhere house not a lot to glean from him just investigating the house itself. Like he talks about how it's you know, it's dusty. It's old. It hasn't been cleaned in a while

which is proper because I think he said that graph has been dead for a couple months.

Yes exactly.

Even mentions at one point like if anyone wants to come visit me I'll take them a couple days even get up to the toe Yeah, the house and so it's like it's been just chilling up there for a bit.

Yeah, no, he's literally out in the middle of fucking nowhere. So once he kind of starts looking around, he decides that this house might not be as normal as he thought because he comes across

some some pretty sweet things. Yeah, actually

some little what would you call him Doug? axe Yeah,

I would. All right.

So so he's kind of, you know, I guess like in between cleaning the house and just by kind of hanging out. He finds this like wooden artifact hung on his door. And he's like, What the fuck is this? Like? There's bones tied to it. It's basically like three pieces of wood with like two bones in between like in the middle like what string?

Or it literally looks like it was pulled directly from The Blair Witch Project. Yeah,

I was thinking that this takes strong. Oh aberration from a bunch of other things It seems

so I was into a game for a little while called the forest.

I love that game. This

story. Reminds me reminds me of that because like this, this artifact that I'm looking at right now basically looks like the effigies you can make when you collect enough of the like, whatever they are, yeah, limbs and stuff, except without the body parts. It kind of looks like the Wow, what is it from Harry Potter? Oh, definitely.

Definitely hollow symbol.

Yeah. But yeah, so he finds this on his door handle just like, you know, he's like what the fuck? Like, probably just a neighbor kid trying to scare me because I'm new in town. All I can think about is fucking john Delaney now. Okay anyways, so he's like I'm gonna just throw this in the fireplace, so he throws in the fireplace burns and he's like,

good day all the time you need right okay, so

so from there he like I said he was like kind of cleaning up the yard and stuff. He actually notices that there's some more stuff in the yard actually like behind the house kind of like northmor like

This reminds me of those like Do either of you remember like the junior detective like toy packs? Where it gave you charcoal till Yeah, no and like some like some others like right like string by Yeah, exactly this same thing.

I like the fucking Scholastic Book. Yeah, this

reminds me one of those

like, Did he ever just go to the last page of the journal and then I'm sure he found like, dear diary it's me today I planted three orchid deer that I murdered a man xoxo Gossip Girl mood apathetic is he is he combing through the fuckin that wasn't the main book or whatever from Mean Girls. Oh

god the burn the burn book that would be hilarious but know that that is not what this thing is. Like I said it's completely blank. And this kind of actually like freaked him out of it. He said he was like, like, he was like okay, I'm kind of scared now. This is kind of weird. But then in the morning he was like, I'm totally expecting to see more of this crap strewn around. But he ends up not finding

What he ended up doing was destroying this homeless person's only shot at making an X.

Yeah, right. He

was trying to go for that woodsy foresty look and then he comes back after like, going to his little homeless den and then all his shits being burned by this guy. He's like

see, I thought this was house this house was on occupied like well, it's mine now bitch. Now I'm occupying squatters,

right Is that a thing squat?

I can't remember how we're especially in California

does it like have a place has been abandoned for a few without even

Yeah, literally if somebody I forget what the actual law is but at some short amount of time like a month if somebody is in your house for a month they get squatters rights which means they get a year of no rent or some shit like that. Yeah, it's it's fucking stupid. I don't really I don't know the exact details about it but I do know that in California like homeowners that rent out to people get fucked all the time because of this

fuck yeah man squatters rights for life. Also Fuck you. Corbin Kentucky. Yeah, it goes without saying we had a just pencil that when we were all thinking we suddenly everything

but yeah, that's that's kind of where where we kind of get into a like beginning the weird oddity. So he couple days passed by and he decides you know what I really need to spruce up this dang old house. So he's gonna go to the the town to pick up like some supplies like Windex and fucking Clorox bleach and things like that anxious because he's not too worried about these artifacts. Like Doug said. He's just like, it was probably just the fucking

Wait, did somebody aware though like was that somebody underwear?

I'm gonna assume because they're out someone wore them the day prior. Hmm. And then got a new pair and just left them in the woods like a bear who shits. The only

time I've left underwear places is like if I'm in a store and I have catastrophic diarrhea, just leave

it in the middle of the aisle,

just in the bathroom, but yeah, I just fucking I'm like, Oh, I just shitting my pants. I'm gonna shove it in the urinal. You know, I'm realizing more and more now that this is going to turn to a segue, but how often I shit my pants and I'd like to avoid that. So

I was gonna ask. I have my own stories. So

he was on his way back from picking up my way home from work today.

And I just shitting my pants boy.

He was he was coming back. And he was walking up his driveway when he noticed like a figure. And they were just standing there was like this cloaked figure it kind of looked like they're wearing that hoodie from before, but it's kind of hard to tell.

It was like the hoodie that was on the floor was too big.

Yeah, but they're just sitting there looking at the house. Got a phone creepy. Yeah, just a bit. Just some dude chilling your house and he just sat there watching them for a bit like, What the fuck are you doing? And they just walked away into the woods. just walked away into the woods. All creepy. Surely,

there's a good picture to that he took which is

Yeah, there's pictures of this. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, if, while you're listening to us, and go look at the Twitter, because you're gonna see some very creepy and kick ass pictures like fucking great looking.

I'm realizing more and more that our job isn't exactly to, I don't know, explain everything about all these topics is more or less to kind of get you interested? Yeah,

we're going to go and

yeah, go fucking explore this shit. Because

I would put like the pictures on our Instagram and everything of this. But hey, that's probably some sort of copyright issue and be you can link the Twitter

though. I

could like the Twitter button and be I want to give as much as many clicks to Gregory 88 as I can because he deserves them.

Oh, yeah, this is a fantastic story. So please go, we'll put the links in the description like we normally do. Go visit it go follow along with us, you will see exactly what we're talking about. Yep. It's a fantastic story.

But for some reason, Gregory ADA, you're listening to this. Hi. Can you put out a part two already? For the love of God?

Yeah, it's been like two years. So the person just kind of walks meanders away into the fucking woods. And Greg's like, I'm about to vote and call the police. And he goes without his phone. And he's like, well, like, what am I gonna say the cops someone's looking at my house like that's not gonna, cops are going to come to that. So he just kind of leaves it be and he decided he was going to just like kind of calm down, let it go for a second. He thought maybe it was like a homeless

he freaks the fuck out.

Yeah, I don't know she I can't even hang darts at them. like the way it looks is like she like looks at him like in his direction. Yeah, it just freaks him out. So he like

I thought he and I could be misremembering, but I think you are let's second before he like drops the camera. You see you're kind of lunge forward. Little bit like video but it's very creepy. Very well done. And this motherfucker is in a bad place apparently got this creepy lady with no eyes just kind of watching you.

Yeah if you saw so again please check this out by yourself we're gonna link all of this but some of the videos on here this one specifically the one Mike just talked about it will give you haunting nightmares

very very creepy

it's fucked up

It was at this point that Greg just collapsed cheeks back to this just clap and cheeks back to his fucking house and he locks the doors and he calls the cops and the cops are like, we'll be out there in the morning. Is that a verb? Now

clap clap and cheek Fuck Yeah, man. I mean, I guess I know it's a verb but like, now we're just associating it with anything.

Yeah. So Greg shits pants that claps cheeks house,

he fucking dumps into it.

So if we're all wondering about the semantics of the phrase, claps cheeks, is the thing you do right after shitting your pants out of fear.

When you're running when you're running. I'm clapping cheeks.

There's a lot of different clapping cheeks things that there are about

Yeah, but safe to say he doesn't call the police. This time around. And the police again, they're like, oh, we'll be out there in the morning. Because that's gonna keep me fucking safe. I got a hole last night. I gotta survive with Eilis woman also, I

mean, what are like what are they gonna do? Shoot her? Well,

it's 2021 not

that right now you go to the police station and you instead of like calling let's say you go to the police station and file a report about an Eilis shiny skinned faced woman standing in your front yard and watching

you include that you clapped cheeks back.

Hello, officer. Yes, I saw this woman in my yard. She had no eyes, and she was bald. Also, I collect cheeks and ship my cheeks. So the next day rolls around, he didn't really sleep very well that night, obviously.

Well, you get this fucking Eilis lady in your front lawn.

staring at your house as to like right when you turn around after you get inside, she was just gone. So it's like,

Huh, so she's blind and fast.

very agile for being blind to what

I just say anyone with a fucking like well rounded head on their shoulders. This is the beginning of a horror story. Almost Get the fuck out of there. You never come back.

Yeah, he even mentions like, I'm probably gonna stay at this motel in town. Fucking go there and never leave. In fact, keep driving. Why would you ever go back just

go home. You owe this house? Yes, but just this is a loss.

The house at this point

to do and he says before he's like, Oh, I'd leave this house. But there's a bunch of tax stuff involved. Fuck that. No,

leave the house to sell for like, $100,000 I'm sure somebody will buy it.

I'll give this to you for $2 just take this home for me, please. And thank you, right. But yeah, he calls the police. They show up the next morning. And they think that he's like pranking them. They're just like, freaking, you know, the person in the video because he showed him the video and he's like, no, Officer, I don't they're just like, Alright, well call us if anything else happens because the worst This is is trespassing. And they don't

Yes.

Yeah. But then he goes back and he decides that he's going to go back to the lake because that's where he feels safe. And, boy, I mean, does he have a good time at the lake? The lake is calming,

like I get it. I live right off the lake. If I'm ever stressed, I step out in the balcony and just a lake monster do I do? Well Lisa Beaver. What's his name? He has a name All right, or I forget what the name is.

Okay, then.

Let's grab Willie his name.

Let me guess Kelly named it

Yes. Okay. muskrat Willie the Beaver. Yeah, we ever on Lake monster. So after Greg decides to go get his, you know, his breakfast can chill out and realize that his Eggs Benedict don't

got eggs and don't have

no eggs. Yeah. He realizes that he's wasting his Time and he kind of he heads back home and at this point he kind of feels like you know it's he says he feels better about himself he feels better about the whole situation

is kind of calmed down a bit it seems. But he

doesn't realize is that he is a being watched. It's a little little creepy as he is so as he's feeling better than he's walking, he's he walks out to the lake by his house. He's like, okay, trying to feel much better all this I think I'm probably just freaking out this, that or the other.

I would freak out too if I saw I have this woman on so it's our sandable trying to trip. Nope.

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You fucking tell me?

Exactly. So he's starting to feel a little bit better. So he goes home and he goes over to the lake. And that's when he finds these people in a boat. Just a smaller boat, but they're throughout like towards the middle of the lake, but they're very clearly watching him

play and I'm just like not moving.

Yeah, they're just kind of float. They're floating. They're not rowing. They're not going anywhere. They're not rowing

where they are. They're not they're not rowing. They're not going they're not stowing which is the stole girl

throwing. They're not flowing.

They're not Kreisler.

Okay, we get it you can ride any van move on

a goddamn burrowing because there's two of them out there

an easy way to bro sitting in the boat. There's two fucking boat

and they're just kind of staring. Staring Greg down. It's freaked out. So he turns he starts to leave but something catches his eye.

There's a little catches his eye.

You see what I did there?

That's a bird scooter.

So he sees this little white round thing embedded like in the lake bed. And he's not sure what it is that catches his eye. So he walks over to it and he picks it up. It's a fucking eyeball.

Wow. Audience a gasp

do you have that button to be hit again? One more time. Okay.

If I put no duck took command on that. Oh, very nice. Apparently, if I press the button harder they get louder. Is that how it works? Well, I'm assuming it just happened. So I'm assuming they have some sort of electrical electric node under their butts. Well, that's

good that you let all of us know because I feel like at least one of us needs to know that. Alright, enough metal bullshit. Anyway, he finds a fucking eyeball. Mike, what? Would you ever think that you're gonna, you know,

he like bare fists to Yeah, he

just picks it up with a bunch of fucking rocks in his hand.

He freeball that he

like at least at least use a stick you fucking

please use gloves like fuck I mean to be fair, if you look at the picture, it's like for sure just like like a big old fish apple.

Or like a goat not a goat it's it's some kind of animal eyeball. Yeah, sure. It's

not a human I know because the pupils like that really diluted like yeah, like shined over

the thing keep in mind to it apparently was soaking in water and

rock Yeah, and that will definitely damage it but it's is from the picture we see it's for sure an animal eyeball I will say however just the topic of eyes is somebody she did

I think not yet Yes. Sorry.

y'all ever seen a horse I it's

sorry if you've seen a horse I you might know what this looks like it'll just pay attention that this looks like a horse I however, eyes will come into play later. So take note of that fact that it looks like a fucking animal. Okay, my brain so he makes this thing up as soon as he realizes what it is he does every sensible Oh shit. He says oh shit oh fuck and then keeps in his hand takes a picture of it and then throws

like grin on the gram.

Right. He takes a picture and he Chuck's it but he's freaked the fuck out. So like he he checks the eyeball and he pretty much books it back to where he lives. When he gets there, he kind of thinks that he's like, okay, thank God I'm which to be fair the first time ever thinking, thank God I met this house. It crosses Greg's mind. So, you guys remember that journal he found before the empty one? The hard air quote, empty one. Yeah. The empty one.

Yeah. And apparently, he's been getting nonstop replies and tweets from people like, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Playing with the journal. Again,

clap those cheeks.

Keep in mind, everyone, this is a Twitter thread. So people have been commenting and telling him what to do as well. And

so go through those fucking replies. Yeah, who have been commenting. It's cool.

I didn't notice that they haven't. The replies weren't really swaying him one way or another, just to be

they were transparent. But I will say there were a few people who actually like actively tried to help him. Yeah. Which I love that, like the people that gave him the idea of what to do with the journal. Exactly. So speaking what journal?

Never heard of this before? You know,

the journal, it had all the imprints of the writing that he found earlier. No, I don't remember that. Okay. Well, there was a journal that had imprints of writing in it that he found earlier. Oh, nice.

That's that thing I said earlier.

Still, we're all on the same page, I'm lost. Anyway, he finally gets a chance to or honestly builds the courage up to take some charcoal and a piece of paper to kind of decipher what was being written in this notebook. And what he found kind of makes his blood run

cold. And you know, it's funny. I don't know why I just thought of this. But like, this totally reminds me of that scene in Tusk. Oh, God, where Johnny Depp is at a gas station. Yes, he is. It's you if you unless you like New Hampshire for him. You don't know he's there. It's like, it's kind of hard to tell he is who he is. But you would know if you like if you seen enough of his films, but he like does that at a gas station on a piece of paper?

Oh my god. Yeah. Holy shit. I didn't even think about that until you said

that. It just popped into my mind. I was like, Oh, fuck,

this is like task. I also love that movie because till the day I die, I promised you that Justin Long screaming with his leg bones in his own mouth, bro. haunt me that that

is he is like

it was done so well. It was done so well. It was so fucked up. You know what the worst part about it was? It's true. It's based off true fucking story. It's very exaggerated.

Okay, yeah,

I was gonna say guy in the with the walrus costume. Like, I know the whole story about it. It's still fucked up.

But you listen to his podcast talking about so there's a really good episode where he talks about wanting to do the movie before they actually filmed Oh, shit nice. And like they're like, kind of just like spitballing ideas about them. It's really good. I

want you to know that you decide to tangent on the most suspenseful part. You're like veal, and then he would i would love that. Like everyone's just on the edge of their seat. Just Gherardini. The fuck

up about Tusk. Everyone keeps dripping.

I promise. your peens and your beans.

So you guys remember this note that was found earlier? Right? No. Yes. So you couldn't make out what it said no, he just found it in his new house or his grandpa's old house. couldn't make out what it said. And he said like, maybe you'll try and figure it out. But well, now he does a charcoal rubbing of it. And all it says over and over and over again is they took my eyes. I kept my eye.

Those are my eyes. Yes,

I will say real quick. I want to make a little addendum real fast. Okay, because he does mention how he went to town to get charcoal. And oh, you're right. Yeah, a bunch of the town's folk were just staring at them all fucking given them the state like Reagan. And I would make the indenting right now because we're going to get into it a little bit. I made a little mistake before he didn't go to the cafe yet.

He does that very soon. So take all of Mike's cafe talk. And honestly just push it forward a little bit. So yeah, so what happens here is he reads this, saying they took my eyes over and over again. And he gets real fucking freaked out. So this is where he actually heads out it Oh, wait, he No, he wait, wait. Oh, okay. He calls his mom. Oh, fuck yeah.

He's like, Mom, I need guidance and reassurance. And she's like, you know where there's reassurance? Is that to send the seller with all the wine? Because wine equals reassurance and he's like, there's a fuckin seller. Follow up Why? She's like, yeah, yeah, so he's so missed.

I've been there how many days and

I'm saying and he finds he finds the seller. that's full of his oldest Why? Like there's a bottle from like fucking 1886 and shit.

What is what's your What's your favorite year wine Mike?

Probably 2020 22

probably 1869 on my end,

I'm gonna go ahead and say 1898 for me.

So he finds wine from one of those years. I'm sure you're stupid Jason. And I tried. I don't understand if it's a reference to something. It's a Lovecraft

residence but it's a

very obscure one, but keep going. Awesome. Awesome to the max. Got. He decides. He goes down there finds all his wine. He finds like some old weird stuff like old wine stoppers and some weird like, it looks kinda like a family crest type of like thing on the wall. Okay, they're weird, but he has grabbed a couple bottles of wine gets super drunk and then goes to bed for the night because yeah, I do that too, as you fucking do.

this is where so Mike's little eggs story just insert that now

just knows all and people are given the stink guy while he's ordering and he's like, Hey, no eggs at this cafe cuz he's looking at the menu and none of the menu items have eggs.

When the menu items do they just don't have that. Well, he ordered Eggs Benedict.

If you look at the picture,

right? It has

Oh, really just as Ben shit even catch that very folly fun. Yeah, one Benedict, please. Yeah, just as Benedict, they caught him off guard too. He's like, I had to double check the men so the town is self fucking aware. Apparently, they just don't got no eggs.

I mean, sorry, this story just got a little better for me. Greg. started

some egg. It starts to play out pretty well,

Greg and got no egg. And that's very upsetting. So he goes back home. And you know what he finds out real quick. Can

I stop you for just a second? Oh, you're not allowed. I do want to mention because I feel like we're not pumping it up enough is the fact at so when he's in this diner. The people are being really fucking weird. Like, there's tables like staring at him. And he This is kind of when he sees the twins. Like we said, Yeah, but these tables are staring at them and like, just like kind of give them given them like the stink guy. Almost waitress

is rude.

Yeah. And then like, because he asked about the eggs and she's kind of like, No, it's just we just gotten on it's like, Okay, well when he leaves. Like literally everyone is staring at him. Like everyone is there. Oh, yeah. So it's just like really weird. newcomer syndrome.

Yeah, like,

he he notices this but kinda like doesn't notice this, like, fully. It's

one of those like, subconscious things.

Yeah. Where you're like, oh, God are people staring at me like is my

dick out? Like what's happening? Is my Willard, it just shouldn't be how should it? Is? Am I doing Texas? Was it a Texas? belt buckle

Texas belt buckle where you throw your hog. You got a bone and you got to hide and you throw your hog up under your belt loop.

I get it. I get it.

So he he goes home, understandably after being guilty gawked at all the people though. Yeah. And he finds a note in his door at home. And he opens it up and it just says leave now. Keep in mind so this is a hastily written on a piece of like, it's like torn out from a book, right? It's like a receipt or some shit. Yeah,

it's something like it's, I think he says it looks like it's like a mattress tag or something. It's very weird. It's Yes. It's strange the way this comes about, but yes, there's a note left jammed in his doorframe that just says fucking it just says leave. Which? I don't know. I don't welcome those notes at my door. Yeah, no, not at all. But he kind

of he's not. He doesn't like react too. intensely from what I remember. He's just like, Well, it looks like the person is talking to me now. And later he's I haven't seen the lady for a couple of weeks. Looks like she's decided to be a little chatty. Now. That's

a plus I guess. It's an interaction. At least she can write hidden at least she's trying to communicate, which indicates some semblance of peace, I

guess, I guess. But he, he, you know, kind of takes us I want to say with a grain of salt. But he doesn't again, React all that.

All I know is that if I were to go hunting, I wouldn't try to have a conversation with the thing that I'm hunting. Right? Like, yeah. But the fact that she's communicating is like, That's huge.

Now, he does decide a little bit later to that he's going to go like, I guess venture out into the property nice. Because I don't think he has realized at this point, just how much property he owns right now. He Yeah, he doesn't. So he kind of goes out and explores a little bit

that because he actually gets out about like, a mile almost from the house and I'm like, I don't know if it's still technically his property at this point. But Either way, so he's out like exploring the property, right? So he finds this chair in the woods. And he notices that it's like directly pointed at the house. And I don't know how you would really like. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how you would like think of that like being a mile away from the house. On the street.

I think you mentioned that he used like his phone's GPS. Well, yeah.

Let me get there. I would totally talk about it. But we'll be sorry.

So wait, Doug, let's let you summit. My name is

master Dr. Allen. And my name is Ola. Yeah, my name is Cyril axios.

You have a luxury you know that? Right?

Because I'm

know anytime that you say something that you don't want to be said. You just be like, Oh, sorry. Orthon was here.

Orthon took over and he did he took over He is my spirit animal and my second personality them teeth kind of schizophrenia.

Look it up. So anyway, as I was saying, so he finds this chair in the woods, it he comes to the realization that okay, this, this chair is pointed directly at my house. And me being the person that I am. I'm like, why is that the first thing you think of But either way, he pulls up his GPS. And he realizes, yes, this chair is pointed directly at his house. It's directly one mile away from the house. And he finds that it's kind of odd, per se, right?

It's like a symbol that was being

it's an effigy for sure. Yep, there it is. Like it is so allude to that but I mean, if I was going to call it anything, being it's it's an effigy like

how can I describe it in three letters? f GFUG fog

fog definitely scared the fuck out of him. Yeah, cool. I'll be here all night. But yeah, so he's like literally like straight up like enthralled into this thing. And like he started staring at it for a while and he's like watching this like beetle crawl over it is

a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. I will say.

Again, can I just call back to the fucking Blair Witch vibes? Yeah, this fucking shithead AB so

fucking loosely like his holy shit. I would not be surprised if a lot of this came from watching The Blair Witch. Oh, yeah, a couple dozen times. But yeah, so you know he he's staring at this thing for a while. And he says that he ends up becoming like a bit dizzy and queasy after looking at it for so long. And then it seems like he sees the woman from before which he ends up actually seeing. So like,

feels like this present. Right? And he gets like freaked the fuck out for a sec.

Yeah, he saw the dizzy and queasy feeling kind of hasn't fucked up for a minute and then he realizes Holy shit. Like I'm looking at the woman that I saw before. And she's just like, staring at the ground. Like she's just like looking at the ground not giving a fuck she's straight up fucking. What's your name from the ring?

Amara grudge lady. And tomorrow. Yeah,

right. Samarra is drudge Alma is fear. Got it.

So Oh, man. That's such a good game. Uh huh. I have a good story,

let's hear but if we want bonus content, we can just do a let's like a fucking let's play full fear run through.

So real quick. I in 2006, I went to Texas. I went to a what was called Cpl. Cyber professional league where I actually admin, some Counter Strike 1.6 matches Fuck, it was really cool. I was really young in 2006 I was like 15

so I'm not even here and do how old I was. So

you were 48 but that being said, I went to I went and admin and it was like, really? It was a cool time but a hell yeah, I forgot why the fuck I'm telling the story. To be quite honest with

you guys. At least my segways make sense. You people are like, Oh, it reminds me of fear speech. Oh, no, that's I am in for cs go what it's like what what? So

I was I was an admin there. But at Cpl. They actually had a beta version of fear before it was even a video game.

Yeah, cuz it came out what the next year? I think so.

We literally like I think it was I mean a couple of my buddies we literally got to play fear in the mall. multiplayer mode for like a couple hours just because that

okay the multiplayer fears so fucky but I also don't think they actually incorporated it in any of the games they did. But I don't remember shutting most of the servers down because no one fucking cared

it was just like it was just straight up like another like first person shooter and it had nothing to do with like the like creepy

because you couldn't activate your fucking like your supernatural son. Yeah, you couldn't slow time down and that was half the goddamn game of fear was you

got to re like re Max Payne. Yeah, go back.

Are we talking about Max Payne now? No, shut up.

Let's go anyways,

while Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg bubble lover oval.

So anyway, Danny, where we were

anywho. So yeah, he's seeing this woman and he actually gets a video of her. Because she's like, like I said, She's staring at the ground like not knowing what's going on. And he like hides behind the tree and starts filming her. And that's kind of it. So he gets like real fucking paranoid after those he like, because nothing happens with that whole like him filming her.

Yeah, it's just like a nine second video. Her just standing there.

Yeah. And like I said, Nothing comes of it. So he just gets like kind of freaked out. So as he becomes like, he starts to become paranoid. And he asks, Who is this woman? Why are the people in the town so weird? And why are these people in the boat? Looking at me all day. And he can't really make sense of it.

We're back at boat Bros. The boat, people are back. So the boat people didn't come back for too long

now. Well, as far as we know, he kind of noticed them and then ducked back inside. Because I mean, let's be honest, if there was a boat full of people watching you, we're not just there. But if I just stumbled across Eilis woman again, there was a boat full of BS. Yeah, there's there's a lot of factors here. So he runs back into his house because like, again, these boat people are freaking the fuck out. His very next tweet, very next, which is

This was like, kind of before he found the chair and the woods. And like, he just found these letters and it kind of like, at the time, you're just like, oh, okay, yeah, he

takes a bunch of pictures of stuff that doesn't really

matter. And this definitely seems like one of those pictures at first. Yeah, exactly. Like it sure of these. It's like a couple of A's in a row and like a bunch of other letters. And it's just, it's fucking nonsense. But he posts it. And the reason we didn't bring it up is because it didn't matter until now. Because so he posts this. And this is kind of when he starts to get I mean, if he wasn't freaked out before

photo

there's actually a couple of them photo graffia so the first photograph that he finds that is wedged in like the spine of this red leather bound book is it's a picture and that's really all you can get from it is you have no fucking idea. Yeah, you have no idea what

sizzler.

However, the second one that's wedged chose a a two word phrase seems to incorporate all of these letters that he found earlier, the metal letters that were yet that when he was exploring once he found out that he had this this house, he found these letters and he was like, I don't know what the fuck they mean. You guys wanna help us out? Later on,

this is where I get the mega HP Lovecraft vibes x. Yes, this is like the first part where I'm like, Oh,

you guys can know exactly what he's talking about as soon as I say the word but so these letters spell out the phrase deep water chapel. And if you if you a have heard of Lovecraft or any of the stories and be don't think that those are connected somehow. You have not read a love love graft. Read more. Because holy shit deepwater Chappell like that imply is a fuckload of stuff it implies a very niche religious sect it implies has something to do with the water wonder.

Yeah, and it'll dig on

that hailed a gun. But it's it's it's one of these very it's very faded so this photo he sees is very faded. It's very hard to make out. But once he does he goes holy shit it spells deep water chapel, which is, I mean, Holy fuck

buki obviously we don't know what deepwater chapel is now. I don't know. And I

would love to speculate. But I'm gonna let you guys do that on your own. Yes. So if you guys want to kind of gauge what this chapel was all about, and you've heard this, no, I hide. Shiny skinned fish lady is in front of this guy's house. Like you can kind of get the idea about what this is. Yep, so

t. So after this point, as well. I would say probably a couple days would go by. And he's just kind of doing like yard work, to try to spruce this place up some more and it starts raining on him, like out of nowhere. And he gets like, starts downpouring so he heads into the home. And once he does that, he takes his clothes off because they're all drenched and he puts them on the fireplace to dry off. And he decides he's gonna call it an early night.

just like talking about how horrible and how like terrifying the woods Allah. Yeah,

he's being very ominous. And he's, it's very much like, oh, you're gonna die in these woods, blah, blah, blah. And his. He's like, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to scare me like you can't scare me. And that apparently his friend Eric in the dream does look some dead in the eyes. And he says, I bet I could scare you. And he's like, what? And he says like, Alright, man, it's not funny cut it out. But Eric's just like, dead I am.

Almost like a sleep paralysis.

Yeah. Oh, and after a while, he actually like gets up and he's like, Alright, I need to relax. So he goes downstairs, he like glass of water. And he sees the is the back door just wide open.

So to give you an idea, his back door is kind of attached to his kitchen. So he was not too long ago just in his kitchen. So he knows kind of what the layout in that area

looks like. Yep, yep. And he so this back doors wide open like the rain is in there. And he knows is the clothes I left out by the fireplace are gone. That bitch that no, I bitch was in his home. Spooky. And so he decides, Fuck this. I'm going to that motel. And he stays the night at that motel. And he says to himself, I'm gonna get a fucking locksmith to come out the next morning because this is bullshit. So he goes to the hotel there the sorry, the motel. And after these tweets

with some decent fucking advice.

Yeah, this one someone tweets back and he's she says if she was able to negotiate, negotiate, navigate around the house and she has no eyes and can't see. That means she's familiar with the houses layout. She's been there before she knows the place. Oh, fuck, which is fucking creepy. And he's just like, dang,

because I read this. I didn't put two and two together about the door being open. Like I kind of knew who it was. But I'm like, Okay, well, this makes sense. Until this person said by the way. Yeah, he's fucking blind. The only way that she could do any of this is if she knows her white house. Yep. And my hairs fucking went erect. Yet they prayed to God is what happened?

Yeah, very happy here. She's super fucking creepy. So he's like, Oh, yeah. Definitely calling a locksmith in the morning. Some morning comes in, he calls a locksmith and the locksmith is like, yeah, I'll meet you at the fucking house. So he goes to drive out there. And on his drive out, he notices like his drive up there so far is a little quiet. And he's Oh, there's no deer. Usually I run across a deer on the drive up

And normally you go into the woods and you hear the sounds of some type of, I don't know, foresty creatures

nature. This time. Apparently,

there's bugs. They're fucking birds. There's bats. Like you'll hear one of those things

he did. He's like, oh, and he was walking for like a long time. He's like, I'm walking for a suspicious amount of time. And it comes across as he's walking. Another one of those weird like artifacts. This time they got his fucking clothes in them. So he finds one with his glove in it if

blitter which taught me anything. If one of the things you own is a part of a fucking Yeah, fuck, fuck off. Fuck right off. That's all I know.

Yep. Yeah. He's just like, fuck this at this point. Fuck it. So he keeps moving forward. And he finally makes his way to like the river after coming across like multiple, like, artifacts with his clothes attached to them. So he makes his way to the river. And he's like, I'll just follow the river to my house because it's pretty close and make sense. And then he's walking by he keeps walking along the river. And he's like, wow, this does not look familiar. Where the fuck am I?

He doesn't think that of that the first place?

No, he's just like, what are these white things? Yep.

So as he's walking like it's starting to get dark. And in like this Twilight haze, he sees these white gleaming shells against like the fucking dark green and black forest background and he sees these fucking eggs and they're big. They're not small to

look. We've all seen

audio listeners look. Yeah, just look

for a second everyone shut up audio listeners. Look,

look at this thing that looks similar to if you were watching alien, and you came across a bunch of alien eggs that?

Yeah, they are about that size. But they had not been done up with makeup yet. Correct.

They're just they're straight up chicken eggs. Just not. They're large.

I would say they're roughly the size of a small beach ball.

Yeah, I'd say like volleyball.

Yeah, absolutely fucking big. And he's like, I want to go in. He's I want to break an ankle penalty shot if I can do it. There's so warm.

Like Eggs Benedict from earlier. Yeah, right. But he like Yeah, he's

like, these fucking people don't eggs, but here I am.

Yeah. But he's like touching the egg is like, Wow, it's so warm. Want to break it open? But I can't. So he doesn't. And he just goes back to the house. And the locksmith changes the locks on his door. It's at this point as well, where he gets the locks changed. So he feels more safer in the home. The day kind of passes by he's doing dishes. And he hears like, sounds from outside and he's like someone's outside my fucking house right now. And he goes out to the fucking patio.

fear the new moon. Oh, that's

that's the one. He says. Thank you Jason for that. Yes. But he Yeah, so it says here the new moon and a couple of like Twitter users like mentioned to him like the next new moon is coming up in like four days. This I believe is taking place December 28. And the next new moon is January 5. Oh my so there's one coming up on them real fucking quick.

And that being said, we get into the fucking thick of it. So the new moon finally comes and along with it like a really terrible thunderstorm?

Yeah. So just give you a little heads up beforehand. He kind of. So Greg learns this information. Yeah. And for a couple of days, he freaks the fuck out. When he posts a picture of like when it is he's out Holy shit, what do I do? Well, he

basically takes the the route that I would take, and he just kind of like he's like, I'm gonna just stay inside. I'm gonna hang out. Nothing bad can happen if I just fucking sit here and don't do shit. So that's kind of what he does on the day of the new moon. But like I said, there's this like, terrible thunderstorm that's happening on the same day. So he's like, Oh, yeah, nothing's gonna happen to me. I'll get a just a day of rest.

relaxation. He's like, I'm just gonna drink some wine. Stay indoors.

So because the thunderstorm is so bad outside, he's like, Alright, I'm gonna I'm gonna go grab some wine. So it goes into the cellar. And bam. He runs right into the no eyed lady in the basement in the wine room. He literally like literally practically almost runs into her and she doesn't notice him because the thunderstorm is so bad that it's making so much noise that she doesn't realize that he's just right there right behind her to give

you guys an idea real quick. So she walked in this like kitchen door, walked downstairs and in the basement is this wine cellar. And there are these two like Gothic looking light fixtures in these alcoves by the wine cellar. It's it's I feel it should be a shrine on my

watch. It's kind of presumed that when she stole his clothes, like the couple nights prior and when he first found the door open Yeah, that she went into the cellar and never came back up and just stay down there.

That's what I was thinking when I saw that. Yeah,

and that literally, like it is now made my fucking hairs it's like the boy where he's been in the walls the whole time.

She was in a cellar drinking your wine. You are the expert on the boy. Jason's hair standing up on in my nipples could cut diamonds. everyone reacts differently. teeth. Our heart is diamonds. Oh man, I saw something that was like what if like,

see where this tangent goes. Go ahead.

What if the teeth got hard when you were hungry?

Oh, God. Or like, what if puzzle pieces moaned when you? Like better world right?

Everything would be so crazy honey. Let's

finish our jigsaw puzzle. Oh, we did it. Come on.

You know exactly what I'm wanting.

Can I get a

keep going? You better do it.

erotic puzzle and it's just like a fucking hot dog. Yeah.

You put the wrong piece down. It's like, that's not the right spot. Wrong hole. Okay, getting us back on track here. So he runs he almost runs into this woman and the basement didn't

see you there. He just got past you to get to the ranji

we're not we're not in the Midwest. Actually. I

don't know where the VR West. Oh, in the story. Yeah. I thought you meant us in where are we in the story?

Honestly, we

don't know. I don't know. It just says.

He says my grandpa lived here. So his grandpa left like cool. You know exactly where he so

my grandpa lived here. Okay. So anyways, getting back on track, he almost runs into this woman in the basement. So he's like, he ends up taking a picture of her and she's just like, straight up staring at the fucking wall. Like just looking into the wall. as Jason said, there's these two like Gothic like, domes almost that have just a bunch of wine in them and these like weird candelabra kind of things. But as she almost runs into her, she turns around and she says, I will explain

been there? I get it. done that, but Oh, sometimes it just happens fast. Yeah.

So this is the dialog between Greg and the no eyed woman. And we're about to get a complete rundown of everything and all of the facts that we need to know. Okay, so I'll try to really everything she said. But there was just so much of it. I can't really keep track of it all, but I'll start at the beginning. First she said she made the stick things for my protection. She says it's, it's dangerous out there. She was

that was beautiful, by the way. Thank you very creepy love that. Love you.

All of my ball hairs

that are on everything.

They've all turned gray. Yeah,

it was fucking creepy. It is home from app assuming aliens. I mean, this kind of goes into like the Cthulhu ish stuff too. I guess cuz space stuff.

Oh, absolutely. And that's honestly another reason why I really want him to do like the second part of this. But that being said, right. Someone's got the hiccup

I know just stop trying.

But damn it right now. Every hiccup he has to take a shot next next week.

Stare at your phone like it's Jason and be like

I can't stop just keep going guys.

So basically, after she explains all this to him, Greg gets this like overwhelming urge that he's like, I need to stop this ritual. And actually, he learns that like, right as they're talking, this ritual is going on, right? Fucking he

realizes it's like the show 24 the fucking counter just started. boo,

boo. What are you gonna do? except he's only got like maybe two minutes to stop this. He has 24 hours. He's got two minutes. But he gets this like overwhelming urge to stop the ritual. So he's basically reassured by the woman that there's nothing he can do to stop this right now. So basically, he ends up running full speed out of his fucking house. And he's like, I'm gonna stop what Evers happening? Yeah, he even

says like, I don't even know why I did it. I just ran into the forest.

Yeah, he just he just started swinging. Go and start clapping cheeks and clap and clap and any cheeks that come across as pay.

He shed himself in a class for Well, I mean what would you do? I'll tell you what I fuckin do not go into the fucking forest because she just told him these things lay like lay eggs and hatch in the forest fuck did you just find a little bit ago eggs? Greg found egg

that's like literally the opposite thing of what happens so he goes into the forest and he can hear like literally all like a bunch of stuff in the forest running and

even sees stuff that like he sees like he does well he sees like, like like cultists kind of easily. torches and stuff done.

So he he ends up hearing a bunch of stuff in the forest. He sees a bunch of lights in the desert. Yeah, that's what it is. But he ends up taking a picture of some of the things that he's seeing takes away Apple pictures and fucking Cree they are not anything I'd want to end

like hi kind of look like liquors from resin evil

a little bit a little bit. He might Yeah,

I remember that one time that we got real drunk. We watched that one movie. You cold skin? Yeah, we're refluxed officially Yeah, where he fucks the fish lady in the lighthouse? Yeah,

god damn. It ups pick it up. That's what these fucking things look like. No, not at all.

But with those things were blue. These are like fleshy bloody red.

Take the blood or do take their blood out. No, take their skin away.

Okay, God dammit. I'm trying to hide it but like fleshy red like it's like blood red.

It's almost like they don't have skin and you're just seeing like muscle on bone. The picture you

do see the most clear picture you get. This thing is it's it's pretty fucking it's

no eyes. It's fucking or skin. Have you guys watched neon? Genesis haven't galleon? Yeah, me too. Yes. So when the fucking robots go in the like Berserk mode. That's what these mouths look like.

Like, yeah,

they like start screaming and like this is like that's literally what I'm imagining right now. So they, he sees these things in the woods, right? But he ends up like just kind of like running and running and running. And he ends up finding that clearing with the giant eggs he found before but now there are no fucking eggs. It just

air Donald's just a shattered shells on the floor.

Unfortunately, for this narrative, he is too fucking late. It's happened. The rituals

he saw he was talking about how he saw like, a torch fire and like lamps and everything was away and it like slowly faded away. Now presumptuously. Those are the people sacrificing the children to these things,

I assume. And I mean, it she the the woman with no eyes basically told him Hey, you're, you're you're there's nothing you can do. Like Don't even try. He tries he fails. The ritual happens and that's that's kind of the innovation even else's take a nap. And well, I mean, we can only assume that all the twins that he saw earlier one of those twins are gone. Now. One of these twins is not like

the other one of

these twins is dead.

So we get to the ending of this crazy story.

Jason Shut up. Dude. I am trying so hard. I'm going to turn around you guys talk.

Hit me with this. So basically, he the Greg, he has school coming up and he has to leave. But he ends it very cryptically and goes. I will be coming back.

I have to

I won't let this happen again.

Hey, Jason, how are those hiccups coming along?

They suck, man.

Okay, great.

They suck.

Awesome. And that's the universe story. You're probably wondering how

we got here.

Yeah, he basically said, You know what, and I'm going to finish it on my sentence because I want to tame it. Do you know the torches and the lights vanish? Correct decides he will do something to stop this next time. Next year. Greg won't be selling the house. Oh,

Greg, I'm so out of a bubble.

I'm here to chew.

Dig, dig kick.

Butt Damn, what a fucking story. You know what the best part is? You know, I want you books. The best part of the story here you know, we're gonna do our classic thing that we haven't really done in a while. Yes, please. On the count of three. We're gonna say if we think it's real or fake. Okay,

count us down motherfucker.

On go Okay,

I guess three goby, we hit go opponent we say it's fake. Yo, yo. So hiccup or fake?

Both you pick up on saying fake or real. Okay? 321

real. Oh, I think we all believe in the I'm sorry, the Cthulhu too much.

So vine kazoo,

I'm torn a little bit. You know, you guys go first you go ahead and take floor. Doug, why do you think it's real? Well, to

be honest, the more research you do under this, the less information you get. So that being said, while I was reading this whole story, there was nothing outside of Twitter that told me Hey, this is a another one of these energies that you love so much. It's a Twitter exclusive it is basically as

an Instagram but the Instagram is just like the videos and pictures he took he just uploaded them to another social media is all

now the realest inside of Migos This is fake as fuck. But the you know, the young, aspiring podcaster and Migos This is a great fucking store. It's

amazing.

The pictures are fucking really realistic. The videos are great, like, the videos are terrifying. What's to say? This isn't real. Jason.

I Dude, I'm so can't start. No. No, Jason, why do you think it's real?

Can I pick up through it? Yeah, okay, awesome post. I think it's real because I like to hedge my bets. I already kind of dunk man, I see. I'm not gonna fucking hedge those bets towards his crystal. I would much rather devote my life towards something I can, you know, read identify with and that being Dagon and the deep ones. Absolutely. And this fucking lady looks acts and talks just like a deep one. Just

Yeah. And I mean, literally, there's nothing telling us. Like, most of the fucking things that we talk about, end up coming towards a, like, this isn't real kind of ending where we get like, let's use the narrator's point of view where they're like, we did this thing, because we have to do this and that we get

feedback. There's none here.

This just stops here. Yeah, all we have to go on are the pictures, the videos and the narrative is itself.

There's no fucking creator, fireside chat, there's no like we

have vice doesn't do a story is like,

you can take the pictures and the videos that you found and you can actually So one thing I did, because this was a pretty easy story to research. One thing I did was I looked up pictures of this lady and I compared them to other pictures around the internet.

There are no

matches. I mean, she's kind of a it. I wouldn't say there's no matches, but it's a very, like, basic look, but at the same time, like it's just an old lady. The whole body. Oh, look at all of it.

We all know that makeup job would have cost like fucking 10 grand. So

what that yeah. So yeah. Are you going with it? I have a whole thing. But yeah,

please go. Because, yeah, there was a segue to fucking Okay,

so So yeah, so crossing my legs here.

I'm serious. I like girls.

I am torn. Ladies and gentlemen, torn. I tell you, capital T. And here's why. I want to say it's fake. Because we don't read that. I want to. I want to say it's fake. Because like Doug said, the real estate he wants to it's fake. Because obviously it's a some weird monster things. And there are some major plot holes in this that don't really make too much sense. Like, for example, why would this lady be stalking this

don't think it was him specifically though. I think it was the owner of the property. Well, here's

the thing. It makes no sense until we get maybe a part two. Which would be great. Which could be like, oh, show his long lost sister or something. Actually, Mike, can

you actually interrupt me? Yeah,

I have it says grandma.

I will interrupt you. So in order long, healthy lives in order to just end this here and talk about it later, because there might be a part to know. Oh,

I see. We mean,

if there ever is you know what I mean? This, like the ending statement on his Twitter is kind of one of the most perfect ways to end this because it's so fucking open and You know what I mean? Well

can I can I finish my thing real quick though?

Absolutely Yeah, sorry.

Thank you Mr. So I again they're part two quote unquote but so there are potholes and everything in it but part of me thinks it's real because like the amount of quality in it is baffling for such a for just a Twitter thing like me we've covered AR G's before and never have I seen AR G's with like this kind of artifacts that are obviously handmade very well and I love them quote makeup job on this lady is very good, it's professional, these pictures that he takes to these

But let's say that like some kind of so effects like that head that we see is it's known

again cold skin take movie it's very much

later three hours very much like a high quality special effect looking head like like a prop head. It is incredible and it looks great. And the All I'm saying the reason I want to say it's real is because the quality of everything is very high. To where if you were just doing like a like a one off Twitter thing. You probably wouldn't spend this much time making such high quality products for no revenue returned. Exactly. But again, again, if he's just this dedicated to the store, I can

keep let's make a note to keep an eye on this one.

What's the last tweet? He says by the way? Do you want to read it out?

Yes. Because he actually Doug Can you wait before we do that?

Let's let's end on the tweet. Let's say our goodbyes. All right,

I do that

I like real quick Yeah, I do want to mention for everyone listening right now, I don't know when this will happen. I don't know how you'll get this actually I do know how you get this but fuck you join us after this episode, something we'd like to call diluting after dark dilute II after dark I like where you can hear us talk about things and one of the things that I'm going to talk about are my one of my favorite things right now which are found footage films Oh yes, I will be talking are we

throwing the after dark on Patreon? Yeah, oh

yeah. So the whenever we record after this is going directly to Patreon exclusive so if you guys want some bonus content, like if you like what we're doing and you want more of it per week, go to duty or patreon.com slash to Louis possibly pod comm slash Patreon or that do both Patreon slash

patreon.diluted.com slash

Patreon patreon.com slash the ludi pod go there. Look at our tears. We're gonna we are in the midst of adding a bunch of new tears right now and this is actually this what we're doing right now is going to be added to one of them. So we just talked about the entirety of Gregory Ada right?

Yep. And again, just so you can find it we're gonna link all where to put the links all the descriptions but just so you can find it on Twitter is spelled g r three g r y eight. Yes, but again, we're gonna link in the description Well yeah, just in the scripts. Greg, if you're listening thank you for this I'm gonna dm him and just you know be like hey, we just covered on podcast Oh,

we always do that. Yeah, great. You all have the fucking creative genius outlets that we're going to cover here such as but again your size we're gonna thank the creators Ben drowned is another big one huge one but

again please look at this because we again we are not doing these pictures these videos justice they look fucking awesome and they're so creepy

all we want to do yeah all we want to do is kind of give you the idea of what's going on but in again in reality we want you guys to visit the links that we put in our descriptions we want you to fucking explore this shit on your own because it's way better if you're not just listening to three and a half drunk idiots with a soundboard yeah three three yet do it we can't do

it three idiots with a soundboard.

Yeah, it's you could listen to us all day fucking long. He tell you all you want to know. But unless you click on these links, and you go visit them yourselves. You're not gonna get the same experience that we do. And I swear this one is so much One

closing closing remarks. boys do I gotta go? No, Mike, you

started this time you've never started?

Well, because I like to and I know you do what? Okay, I'll start at this time. I want all of you to have a lovely night. If you're going to work, I hope you have a really wonderful day at work and hope everything goes your way. If you're not at work at home, go buy yourself a nice bottle of whiskey. You've been good. You've earned it. And then go on your fridge. Look, look in your meat drawer. Okay, you know there's one there. I'm trying so hard to find one there you have

Okay. And this is my turkey tub.

Yes. Get your turkey no poke it in the tub. It's your turkey tub. And then what you want to do is use the showerhead to just you know, water it every day. And then over over the course of the week, it'll grow more turkeys. Turkey tree turkey tree. Yeah, in the tub.

You guys. I don't know. If you're not listening to this. Also tell

us your mom and dad know call your mom and dad tell them you love them. If you know people that are not listening to this text your dentist

that one what to do free food advice. Just tell them to listen.

We can basically tell you how to have an infinite

infinite food. I mean, there might be some humans

who's closing up next references. Oh, wait, but wait, wait, sorry. Also. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, along with the turkey trees idea. Go to link tree comm slash duty pod speaking of trees. And that's that's your best idea. Link tree comm slash to ludie pod. If you go to our Patreon patreon.com slash w pod where everything at delivery pod or Dont Look Under The Internet. Hey, you can send us an email at WTF pod@gmail.com Doug, go ahead.

No, I'm pretty sure Jason wants to say some no yeah,

Doug, you go JSON, close it out. Cuz he's a big surprise for buddy.

All right. So my ending statement is, I'm not sure when I'll do it again. I need to take a break and get my head together. But I'll be back.

I have to go back. Oh, that was beautiful.

So for those who don't know, that was the very last tweet from Gregory 88. Which leaves us on a bit of a cliffhanger. Which is why we all know on part two.

A bit of a clean up. It's a

ask clapper.

Glad you got there.

Where are you trying to get to the thing that we're we're trying to get to our product from before.

I was trying to go from cliffhanger to cheek clapper and I ended on an ass clapper.

Unfortunately, his last tweet was January 16 2019. Yes. So hopefully coming to soon.

If it were me, I'd think that he's in the new world. world building stage of his next part. Would love

to help so so then you both think it's fake done. And he's world building these that it's fake. You can

roll a building. That's fine. How do you think Earth got here? Mike? Goddamn idiot.

Dan, Jason, go ahead with your super awesome news.

Cuban cube.

It wasn't a cube being cube. But I do have some exciting news. First and foremost, I would like to tell everyone that is listening right now. to please for the love of God. Please, please, please remain and stay paranoid for the rest of your goddamn lives. The second thing that I like to say is we have an exciting new way to contact us. video, you can contact us directly. You can leave us voicemails, you can shoot us texts, it doesn't fucking matter. Whatever you want to do just fucking get at

I mean, we'll probably just play them anyways.

Leave us some voicemails. So I have a phone number for you. for everybody. Here we have a number where you can reach all three of us ask us wherever you want. Talk about whatever you want. You could you could literally leave a 45 minute voicemail. I listen to it outlining the entire history of Israel if you really wanted to,

or the entire history of your birth. Yeah, tell us about the Smurfs.

Gargamel please Gargamel Yeah, what's the fucking history of Gargamel here's the phone number that you can leave it at. The phone number is 630-909-9366

Yeah, here's the fun thing about that is this is not a Patreon. Exclusive thing. This is not an anything. fuckers all of you dial the number Jason what is that one more time for me

is 630-909-9366

wonderful. Leave us a text leave us a voicemail, we will either read the text or we will put the audio for the voicemail up at the end of every episode.

We can't promise that we're going to respond to all of these because I feel like we're about to get like 900 fucking tax messes. Well, here's the here's

the fun thing. What we will do is we will we'll pick two or three out of a hat at random and just play them we

have reporting on what we get.

We'll figure it out as we go we

have some work to do but one thing I'd like to do but for now to be able to end any of our episodes on finding the most ridiculous question that has been asked of us or something to the same effect and to reading it aloud and

just talking about it for to help out for the rules of three Jason one more time that phone number.

That phone number is 630-909-9366 again, it accepts text messages except calls exception voicemail it won't pick

up the call but we will listen to voicemail

so if they're really fucking weird, like I'm talking like just fucking like raunchy weird. You'll probably expect them on delivery after dark.

Oh yeah, man,

which your if you are a Patreon exclusive, you will hear coming up very next. But again,

we're gonna sign off now. So everybody, enjoy your turkey tub tree.

We love you all so much. Thank you for listening. Again. paranoid.

Yes. And he didn't say it before, which I know we did. But like Happy Pride Month guys. Seriously, hell yeah.