Don't look
run it back. We're doing it again.
So like anything that we're just saying right now Jason Are we rolling? Or recording? How man how a minute 24
internal clock?
fucking ridiculous. It's my only talent if you guys don't know, Mike has the best internal clock if somebody out there is in a band that needs somebody play the woodblock like he's your fucking man.
It's my only skill that and eating way too many baked barbecue lays because I eat the whole bag and I'm sad because the bag is getting and then I
just buy more he creates.
Yeah, and they're like four bucks a bag. But Walmart has a word. It's like buy two for like six bucks. So I'm actually getting a deal but I'm spending more money
to eat more chips. I'm
selling more chip. Yes. So to sum it up, I eat chip. I get sad. I buy more chips. I get happy. I eat chip, I get sad. It's a vicious circle.
Mike is our resident egirl is what I've just determined.
And that's fine with me.
I will do a mock bang. If enough people request a chip bang.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to make like 30 email accounts now and just Hey, Mike. Knock bang my face.
Hey, longtime longtime listener first time.
Oh, my fucking god. So
what are what exactly are we doing here today, Doug? I'm sorry. You Mike. Are you my sickle this time?
I don't know Doug never introduce me.
Holy shit.
I know. We just got into talking and I just kind of figured I was like, he's gonna just pull it from the first now
you see why I interrupt every time?
Am I pausing? Nah,
keep this going. Okay. Hi, Mike. That's Doug.
I'm Jason.
You didn't let Doug respond. That's Doug.
That's Mike.
And that's Jason.
Jason. Okay.
This is Dont Look Under The Internet.
I'd be scared if like a fourth voice just came. Like, that's Jason. Like who the fuck?
Oh, I will also add to what we were talking about before. This is a very creepy topic. I think it's caused my home to be haunted. Good, and I'm ready for the spirits to leave. I want to get past this topic. I don't want it ever hitting my search bar again. Because I think that's what pulls the demons out from the ether. Is your router haunted? Yeah, I think so. I just kept there and it's going keep going up from hell. Like keep going. I typed the E in is just yeah.
comes up from the depths and hit enter. Like my broom falls over. And
so evil
Yeah. malicious intent.
Oh, well, I'll probably end up watching this one. At least like every Halloween time. I feel like that's like the best. Like, the best option for me is to just like crank this one out every Halloween.
Well, it's it's, I mean, it's something to do for two hours. It's creepy. Yeah. And every time you watch it, you find more.
Yeah, that after doing the research we did yeah, it's, there's always something more. You can see in the background of a video or some little, little miniscule like info factoid that someone says even there, there's so much to grasp from this whole series. And that's kind of why we want to talk to you guys about it, we want to tell you the story of Kepler he, as it is on the YouTube channel. So we're gonna do a lot of guiding you through the videos as we talk. It's gonna be I don't want to
say confusing. He gonna be confusing and some parts.
Yeah, we're definitely we're going over the videos as they were uploaded. And they're uploaded, kind of, I guess you can say out of order. Yeah, a little bit a little bit. So we're gonna go over it as it is uploaded. And go over the story from that perspective. You can like Doug was saying follow along, we'll put the link to cat threes videos in the description
for all this stuff. And you can actually if you want to sit down and hit mute on the old TV and just fucking watch the videos and listen to our audio on it. You'll pick up on some ship.
Yeah, and you know, each video so there's, there's, like I said, there's 98 videos, we're not going to go over every single one because like I said, some are four to eight seconds long and it's just a image of a tree. Or someone bear riding in a car like fucking
avant garde bullshit. Just Oh, here's a bag in the wind
goddamnit
so we're gonna take you on a journey to live the life of our our main character, Alex here. Yeah, let's let's get into it. Let's
talk have three boys.
All right, so the first video of importance that we're going to come to, is a video called cat one through six.
Is that six videos?
Nope, that's just one video, you
would think
you would,
he definitely gives you that impression.
Yeah, I don't understand. Heads up. We're gonna have a bunch of different prefixed video titles for these two, you're going to notice that they kind of deviate through these different patterns. Some are titled some have Divi at the beginning, some have p at the beginning. There is and we will go over that. So don't, don't get confused when you start hearing all these weird numbers and names. And yet, that's fine.
Yeah, the numbers and everything don't really matter. But you'll see why they're labeled the way they are. But you don't don't worry if we're like, oh, dV 100768 or something. And you're like, Oh, I got to write that shit. Now, don't worry about it doesn't matter. In the long run.
The biggest thing takeaway is, there's three categories. Well, technically four categories of videos, you got the title ones, which, in my opinion, have the most interesting content in them. You've got the ones that start with p, which are like, I mean, there's, there's so many of them. And they're not. There's not a whole lot to them. Yep, very disconnected. Let's get into. And then you've got the, you got DSC and you've got dv. Now, again, all of these things.
Don't worry about, you know, taking notes and trying to separate them. In your mind. The biggest thing that matters to this whole story is kind of the culmination of all these different videos kind of coming together.
Yeah. And well, like we said, we're gonna tell you about the most important videos in the order they were uploaded, so that you get a full grasp of the story as it unfolds, so you can start to formulate your own opinions on what's happening. Or hell if you end up watching the videos, maybe you'll see something we missed because in God is six times that we've done this I keep catching new things every time I watch it, and my brain is just absolutely fried. So
the I keep catching nightmares.
I will have to say a couple nights ago, I slept horribly because I kept hearing shit like as I would fall asleep because I've done so much research on this and like,
every little day well it's just the nature of what we like what we're researching it same with me every little noise is in the back of my mind. I'm like, Fuck, what was that? I know it's fucking nothing. Oh, I
got a little I got two little tails to tell when we get to the proper spot. But nice nice nice. Boy was I having a hard week this weekend started off Doug. Get into this bad boy, what's a cat one through six.
So cat one through six, we still we see Alex filming a decaying raccoon that will end up being kind of an important indicator for the timeline of the series. So we the last part of the video is him panning over from a very dark outside scene over to a bonfire. Now, I kind of pause the video when I was looking at this. I don't see anyone around the bonfire. It just looks like an open field but a bonfire happening. Nothing
super important. But it is the first thing we see that kind of makes these videos start to feel like a little off.
Yeah, and one thing I've kind of noticed with a lot of the I'd say style behind the filming is it's it's like super awkward, close up angles and just shaky as fuck and very reminiscent to The Blair Witch Project. Oh, yeah, that's the same feeling that I felt when I saw that movie for the first time inhabited me when I watched through this for the first time.
Especially like overall like quality of the camera and everything is very similar to it as well. Like it's a little grainy. Yeah, you know, and I don't know if that's what he was going for. That's just the he just had like an old 90s VHS tape player that he was going off of
whatever it was. I just want to record shit. Yeah.
That is the thing with him that you kind of figure out as you go. I think there's a lot of theories that you kind of could piece together. Because he records everything. A lot of people think that that has something to do with his brain.
Yeah, we don't. This story does a very great job at not telling you dick about the main character as far as we know
what you're seeing it like kind of through his eyes. So I'm, in my mind that would tell me like you're supposed to kind of already know. But that kind of lets whoever's watching kind of fill in the blanks for themselves. Exactly, which has led to so many different theories on all of this. So it's just really range. I mean, it starts off with a fucking dead raccoon.
Yeah. And I mean, it's like not even like and that's only video one. That's video one. Yeah. And I mean, it's not the first uploaded video. Like I said, we are hitting the important videos. This one's like maybe like six to seven videos in but like still, right?
And so like Doug said this video is it's a decaying raccoon and I you guys, everybody listening need to remember that because this has got to be the weirdest way of measuring time that I could possibly fucking think of.
I think he just lost his watch and was told time that raccoon will go from there. I guess
a sundial of a core. There's nine magnets now. That must mean it's 3pm those balls are infected.
Literally video six. So
what's the next one then?
So, again, this series has a ton of just bullshit it's of main character named Alex kind of filming whatever he can see. The next important when you get to is a video titled dV 100076. And it shows Alex following a girl and filming her inside of a mall. Now it's pretty clear watching this that the girl has not given him permission to do any of this at all. Oh, he's
stalking her.
Yep. Oh, video stalking. creep. Yes. And so he it shows that she has no idea. She's just kind of like staring out a window and like just fucking around her phone. And he's just kind of zooming in from afar and like it's shaky as hell. And we so we do get an actual close up of this girl's face. Kind of like a side view profile view of it not like you know, front and center full on no Full Frontal no Full Frontal. I
really hope that as Alex is recording all this, he's wearing like, a trench coat. Like creepers, Glatt like eyeglasses. Like I really need that. And then some small security guy comes up to him say buddy, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm just look in. Okay.
Um, but yes, this video, it's literally just, it's him filming her. And he follows somebody else for a little while.
He gets distracted, very easy. Video, and like, he's following a girl. And then it's just a wall.
Whoa. So that's gonna, you're gonna notice this, every video that he makes, he just gets distracted. Unless it's like one of those eight second ones, which is just, I think a distraction. It's just very alive. And he's like, I got to film it. I got to film it. And he does. But as you look through these things, this is kind of the first one that aside from the dead fucking raccoon. This is the first one where you kind of get a little insight into
what he's using. You know, his video camera for that might not just be for filming, you know trees, birds and other static objects around
know the creep factor kind of starts to vamp up a little bit more as the videos go. So
especially in the next video. The next video is titled pray. Yeah, I think he was a creep before. Here
we are.
Yeah, so in pray, we see Alex filming the exterior of a house for a while. And as we find out further end of the video. It looks like he's filming another girl. We can't it's actually really hard to make out. So we don't know if it's the first or the second girl from the video we just talked about where he's filming in the mall. I have a feeling it's the first one just from some of the shots they give but who knows at this point. So basically, I don't know it's just that's all the video is.
It's just him filming from outside of the house at night
because you can't see your face or anything right?
No it's like cut off by like a leaf or something but shadow or something. Exactly. But you he's outside of someone's house. And that's pretty messed up.
I mean, I guess he if you're going to stalk someone at the mall, you might as well follow him home. You're already there. You're already being creative. Yeah.
Always use your full app.
The next video, because like you said the prey as creepy as it is, there's not much more there other than him just recording outside of home. The next video is labeled p 1000035. And it's kind of an introduction to this. I side plot. I would call it plot B.
Yeah, yeah.
So you'll note this is where we see these two friends. They don't really have anything to do with Alex at the moment. They're just kind of driving their car now. They're just going on it. I think they reference going on trip on a camping trip I think they they talked about in the car. You'll notice this is kind of when the the names of the videos kind of come into play and you can actually know what they mean. The videos label with a p have to do with these two friends.
There's these two PCs, these two people, that's what these p videos are. The other ones we still haven't really found a theme for up until very later. But you start to see like immediately after like the second p video you you're like, Oh, this is just two friends.
Yeah, and the only thing we can really tell from the named videos to the DV videos is that we know that Alex is filming them. Yeah, that's what that's one constant that we know is going on so far.
I also saw something that said the DV videos are recorded on a different like quality camera. And I caught that right I caught it too. Like I saw the resolution I believe it's on the DV ones is a bit better, more more clean. Or it's vice versa. I don't recall
I think it was the DSC ones. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, those
bands are bad. Yeah, the DSPs are bad right? Yep, the P videos those are recorded on a DSLR Oh yeah, the ones are the friends Yeah. And those like the quality is night and day. You got the ones that Alex is filming in its you can literally see the pixels to a DSLR It's ridiculous. So you know that these are two very separate you know stories just
literally through the quality of the video you're looking at now now Absolutely. So after we see the video, the first p video this is our you know our first appearance on the friends we get a video called sleeping so going back to the video entitled prey you see Alex filming the exterior of a house now we get to this video sleeping where he's filming the girl from the mall sleeping and her butt
at the window you can see her face and everything
you can pretty pretty much tell he's hilarious is that yeah he's full ass going the distance
he's looking for speed I'm sorry
but for me this is kind of where the the video started to really become somewhat of like okay this is now a mystery what's happening here like this is what's pulling me on now like what are we watching this man do stowaway
right and we're watching him stock with that that is that is very odd like why
like what is it part of his OCD did he fixate on somebody and like like okay, I found writing to film like we don't know. I when I saw this I really really really wanted to keep watching like this is what drew me in
yeah is watching him
stalk this girl that's really creepy that that is what attracted me.
You might want to recant that sentence now you say it out? No, no
full ash
commit as a fellow stalker.
I appreciate the detail this man went through be called aggressive following.
Be more PC these.
So I'm going to try and help Jason out a second here. I think it's the fact not that we're watching someone stalk someone. But it's more of the fact that this is uploaded to YouTube and now, us being the fucked up brain people that we are need to kind of figure out how it ends.
Yeah, absolutely. I want to know exactly what's going on. I want to know if it's this is something that's real because you see so many of these YouTube channels that come up with these creepy vague like they're good channels, but they don't hide the fact that they're fake. And they
never go the whole mile and stalk a woman's home again full
ass Yeah, I never will ask that all those. The title of this episode is not no longer kept 30 it's full.
Next YouTube video you're watching if it's doesn't have a man stalking a woman, turn it off. It's not worth it. It's not good,
right? Just film yourself stalking? Yeah. Kill yourself stalking people and send them to us. Yeah,
send it to us. We may call the police. We will. Yes. Well,
you shouldn't have said that. Because now they're not going to send them No, no. Okay,
so it's a 5050. We may call the police. Or we'll get you on the show to fund the game of Russian roulette. Yeah, who knows? Maybe you'll be able to sit next to us. Maybe you'll be seen an officer just on your door.
You're gonna walk in it's just gonna be Take a seat. Take a seat right over here.
I'm sure you know, my friend Korea dammit. Alright, so
should we recap real quick? Yeah, like
let's put this in a little bit of like, Caitlyn. Just ordered like, what are we looking at here?
So you've got Alex. We see him filming everything. And then we see him kind of started to take this turn that is a little unexpected, especially for the YouTube channel because most of these things are on YouTube, right and usually gaming will yeah or or you're watching the History Channel or you're watching fucking murder porn on ID or whatever it is. These weird things unfold there. So now we have this YouTube channel where we start following a kid
stalking a woman. And let me tell you, we don't have a lot to go on yet. We really don't know it's all very vague.
And this is kind of the theme for the whole series is you're gonna have to hopefully by this point, if you are following together Yeah, if you're following along on the videos, you've started to pick up on kind of what you need to look at. A lot of stuff happens in the background of shots. A lot of stuff happens like you think you know you're looking at but just pause the video for a second take a good long hard look at it and you will find
some surprises. So after we see the video of the girl sleeping in her house, while Alex films again jumping a little bit ahead, we get another video under the Divi title of 100112. And this is kind of where I mean it was already pretty dark. But this whole at Nana's will ask for I'm literally gonna take your voice. And we're gonna copy it a bunch of times. There's a crowd outside. No. So you if, again, if you're following along at home, please click on this video, watch the whole thing.
Pause the podcast and then come back to us.
You'll have a whole new lease on life learn that
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Um, we see it's a very quick shot. But it's it's somebody we're assuming Alex is filming in a very dark house. Not really sure where yet but it's unfinished
is now like it looks like it's under construction still.
Yeah, it's like a it's either a basement or the whole house is under construction.
We saw wasn't the cat one through six video. kind of similar and like a beat up down house.
It was it's funny you mentioned that. So one of the first things you see in this video is a bound and naked man. You don't really get a look at his face. You don't get much of a look at him at all. You just see like part of his back and like the ties and stuff or maybe it's his leg. Like it's hard to make out. It's incredibly hard to tell what body part you're looking at. But you can tell that it's a person you can tell they're naked and you can tell that they're not they're of
their own volition. As Alex kind of progresses through the house, as he's walking, you get a very, very sweeping quick glimpse of something on the floor. That kind of looks like it's decaying.
Is it a cat?
It is Alex's version of a cat.
Does he not know what a cat is?
That was my biggest question about all of this is like well, the cat videos like I there's a ton of questions here but
why cat? It's actually cat one through six. one through six. That's not raccoon anymore. It is cat one through six. So
you'll be referring to this decaying raccoon as a cat. For all East I will I'm not gonna speak for you guys, but
I leave it up to my mood. Okay. Feeling raccoon ish. I'm just gonna mention raccoon.
Um, so as soon as I saw the raccoon in this in this shot, like my hair stood up on an on my arms like I got fucking goosebumps. It's ridiculous how creepy literally just seeing a reference back to an earlier cat one through six video shows up in a basement and like it's just it's this whole thing is weird. We don't know why. Why the raccoon Who is this naked man that's in an abandoned house like it's
just on the next episode of Dragonball Z.
I totally did that. You set me up. I'm so sorry. I would have been angry if you didn't.
The next video we see though it cuts back to the friends. It's another p video it's p 100068. Like I said, all the videos that have to do with p f do with those two friends from earlier they were just driving in their car earlier. This one is filmed in the middle of night while they're camping. They start to hear like creepy sounds coming from outside kind of near their tent but they don't really find out what it is just yet. So not a whole lot goes on with this video. Obviously it's just
friends in their tent. But we're getting a little bit more on these two friends. So this is the second video I believe with the friends that didn't You can kind of tell they're coming into something. I don't think they're born. Right?
But someone's coming in the summer. Hey,
but I don't think there would be more than one video if it was just one of those like, you know how this guy has like those eight second videos are just dumb shit. That
is random shit.
Yeah at first I kind of thought the friends one was like that it's just kind of there to catch you off guard. But it wouldn't be bullshit if he had more than one video. You know what I mean?
Also, like, all the random bullshit is literally him filming just stuff. You see me friends? He's not even in these.
Yeah, he's got nothing to do with these.
Now.
They don't reference him there. He's not filming it. We see who's filming it's I think it's the girl that's filming.
Yeah, sometimes the girl sometimes the guy. Yeah. But neither of them are Alex. As far as we know. Yeah. So that's, that's strange to say the least. The next video to after the friends one is like a good half hour long.
That's the longest video Yeah,
and I don't even know how to explain it. It's
it's mostly written mostly bullshit.
Yeah, like I believe he's recording birds on top of the chimney at some point for like eight minutes. Yeah, like come on, man. I got my attention span is not there for that. You can't try to grab me in with just birds on a chimney. I got a bird feeder outside. I get enough protection. A lot of morning those recently I will say I get a lot more of those than I used to. Oh, yeah, I think it's because I put out this brick of like super food the like the Yeah, and it's got like bug bits
in it and stuff. I think they're really liking it.
But I'm getting off topic. Kylie packs one of those for lunch every now and again.
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pod only fans. Subscribe now. Yeah, it's a half hour of it's a lot of bullshit. And then you come to a video titled dV 100115 and this one it shows you know Alex having conversation with one of his friends about you know that we assume the girl has been following in the mall. The girl that has been sleeping that he's been filming maybe even the raccoon?
Yeah, sorry cat.
Thank you.
There's like one through six cat named the raccoon cat one through six. I hope like it's just a weird obscure name because I've seen some people like named their dog do g
that's fucking stupid.
Do you think he just named this cat? Fucking like this raccoon cat one through six. Just to be weird.
Maybe? Or if
we don't hear him talk ever we
there are weird speculation or weird names out there. There's that Star Trek character? What's their name? Like? Eight of nines. I have seven Star Wars our family here but still it's a weird name. That's all I'm saying. But TV dv dV 100115 there's a chat bro talking to Alex go.
He's talking to him and he he gets pretty upset. This is actually a pretty common theme throughout all of the videos where Alex is talking with his friends. A lot of them tend to say the same thing which is can you fucking Put that away and actually talk to me But yeah, this video is got it's a lot of him talking with one of his friends and one of the big things that they touch on is he asks him about his cat or you know raccoon and they don't say cat raccoon they don't say what
type of animal all you hear. Is them talking about how it isn't roadkill now I'm not really sure what else that could mean considering
race so out of context to like, right he just says oh yeah, it's not roadkill
who What the What else would he be talking about other than this decaying raccoon that we've not we've seen in cat one through six and in the other video where you see the bound naked man
like we have to assume with that information that he's talking about the record right
absolutely does
that mean that the his friend here is in on the whole thing you know does he know about bound naked man
so they call it that's that's interesting because he they talk about something they call that a project or their project and they're always discussed it as their project and I hear this multiple times throughout different videos is the other thing go back to talking about a project. They don't ever tell you what the
fuck the project is. The only thing you can really assume is that it has something to do with the dead decaying raccoon and bound man I invite I would assume is They're well see he's also in this up in this episode fuck. Episode TV series. No in this video you see the bound naked man. It's more towards the end of the video. And like you see before you get to him you'll see Alex riding in the car and they're filming like just again. Random fucking shit like nature, you know, the side of the road.
But you do get a small glimpse of Alex filming a tent in the woods. Now that should definitely ring a bell
my campers, yep. Oh my God, my pee people.
Your life my pee pee for my pee people.
They're camping. Yeah, so
you see a tent. And you kind of make the connection of Oh, so this is kind of where the the P prefixed videos and all these other videos intersect. Because again, what the fuck are these other people doing on this channel? Unless they are the people camping in the woods Alex films. the very end of the video. You see the raccoon? It's very very very fucking decayed. So you know that some time has absolutely passed since you last saw it. And then you get to a very disturbing part of this
video. You see once again the naked man that was bound in the other video. But this time you see a full body shot and like he's completely naked did
he know asking being naked you see dick and all
you see everything?
I don't know how he got away with that. I
you know that was allowed on you.
It's not I don't know. nudity is not allowed on YouTube. But if you have low enough viewers, it just kind of skirts by because I was watching. You can find all the full episodes of the old HBO animated spawn series on their buck. Really? Yep. And there's a lot of titties and I'll tell you what they are. Yeah, just out and about
always. Because he's got a bag on his head. They're like this isn't a person
be speaking of Mr. Bag head. He is carrying something with him this time
is another bag. It is another bag.
Oh shit.
It's like a garbage bag or something like that. And you see him, you know, bag over his head. And he's struggling to get around because he's he's fucking blind. In this thing. Oh, hell
he's doing they can't even cut them holes in that burlap sack.
No. But yeah, he's walking around and like the angle you get is through some trees. So it's like really hard to see what he's actually doing. He's carrying this bag. He's naked. And you do get a pretty decent shot of these bloody footprints. Like from where he's been since man like he's, he's hurt. He looks at Macy. ated he's skinny. He looks like he's dying of starvation like it is. And this is one of the videos that people kind of latched on to like, whoa, hold the fucking
phone. Is this guy like? Okay, like, is he hurt? Is this real?
I think I knew from the first time I saw him with a bag on his head naked in an abandoned house. He's not okay
see not everyone has your intuition like I don't people might see that and be like, hey, just go into Starbucks. He's just Denny's
he's just starting his day. Yeah, with some folders in his cup.
fuckin folders. I thought we went over to this
guy. Merge teacher merge
folders. Gotta have my fucking folders.
Let's make a coffee brand. Might as well folders it's in your fucking cup.
Would it just be spelled the same but like pronounced differently?
We're gonna have like an
Oh, yeah, first merge idea. Yeah, that's the the end of this one. It's again, it's fucking weird. It's long. Very long. And it's it's a little terrifying to to watch because when I first watched it, it gave me this such a sense of dread that any group of people has this kind of influence over a person like fuck yeah,
I get that a lot as well that this whole thing so far is given me like this sense of paranoia. Play after watching a lot of stuff. I did have the feeling that I was being like, watched all the damn time you are. I'm being listened to not watched now you're being watched. This is not a visual
Laurie can see right now.
I'm watching you right now. Hi, honey. Anyway,
as he takes us up from his flask, alright, so this this long, long video is it's a little rough to get through but it transitioned into a train additions into a set of videos that we start to get a lot more clues and a little more context and adjust what we're dealing with here. So after that video we go into a new video called clap one. Keep exactly Good job.
Round of applause
golf clap you can't hear it but um, golf clap he's he's really
just Beaten Off.
So smile. So clap one. Like I said the transitions really well from the last video because the last thing we see in the last video is the bag head man carrying something and walking through the forest and then we get to clap one, which is 36 second long video, but we get a better shot of the bag head man, and kind of where they're at. So it's still filmed through the trees, but it looks like we're near some sort of water. Maybe like like a creek or something. Yeah.
Oh, isn't he like trying to climb up over something?
He's Yeah, he's like climbing down from like this concrete slab and that's when we get like a real close up of the blood from his feet. The concrete. But that's about all this video is it but it gives us just kind of a second insight into what the hell this man is going through because the conditions are not good on this guy's side of the fence like no not or bagman that poor fella hairy bagman
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I heard that everyone if you hadn't have if you need medical advice from a lawyer,
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Thank you. Now welcome. Okay, so from clap one, we transition right? We actually get a couple random videos. Nothing important there. But then we get right into a video called rot. We actually see. So I don't know if we actually talked about this. But when you see the raccoon you can see that it's lying on a piece of paper. You can kind of see that there's like some scribbles happening on it. But we don't know. I want to
says I wanted to mention that before but I could not remember if you could read the paper before now
or not. You could not you can not make it out. But we actually get a good video of it you see, like a bucket of nails or something on the ground. But then you see the paper and the raccoon which is even more decayed now, but we get the words please. And God is watching. So we see that written down on the paper that's underneath the raccoon.
So there's a there's a pocket of nails we're in an abandoned home. We have a sign that says please God is watching. Is this a new episode of home improvement with Tim Allen?
Yeah, here the the new seasons are real dark. I don't think
he took a turn when he got addicted to coke
in the 70s. Well, after that Buzz Lightyear money, you got to find a way to make more income and he just found the dark web.
Well how do you think you get into character for Buzz Lightyear aside from taking a bunch of illegal dark web we lose quail hunt? Yes, Tim Allen loves his coin alludes
to him quite lewd Alan. Cool. Anyways, so after the video rot, and again, I'm gonna say this a million times these videos are short. Rob is a minute and 27 seconds. But this leads us into the video called clap two, which is 46 seconds long. We can hear something being dragged across the floor on this video. It's like real dark, you can't really make out much. But we actually get a really good shot of what looks like blood and guts just being cleaned up off the floor. Yeah,
we're not at this point. Sure where it comes from, honestly, so
if I'm going to offer my two cents into this, it's it looks like convincing.
I always assumed this was the raccoons blood.
Those guts are too big to be
right. Like the end. There's nothing inside of raccoons body that is as big as some of the shit that they were cleaning up
like it unless they put it through like,
I don't know, a gelato machine and like that's what was left. I don't I can't see an Oregon coming out of raccoon that was that big. Alright, so
the thing that fucks me up the most about this whole series is that when we see these like violent, gory scenes, they're like fucking too realistic.
Yeah, it is. That's what makes this pretty convincing to me incredibly, even if you think this is fake, there's even if it is fake, they put a lot of effort into this fucking thing to make it look real to where there's I. You don't know, this these blood and guts look pretty fucking real. Yeah, let's see a little bit of a liver. I think there may be a kidney. I don't know the anatomy of a person, but I know that they look people sized. Well, you would know you're the medical Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. Like they look people. Right? Well, I
mean, shit. Like, I've seen some horror movies where the blood and guts doesn't look this fucking real.
That's exactly and I don't I
think it also helps that he's he's filming on like a lower quality camera that I think that
helps out a little bit. It is but still like, Fuck,
it looks really fucking good. Yeah, it's, it's,
it's bad. Like, I'm looking at the thumbnail of the video right now. And I'm like, Oh, God.
Yeah, it's Yeah, it looks fucking real. Like, I see this shit every day for work. It's, it looks like it came out of a person.
That's not it's not great. But uh, so that being said, after after clap, too. We get a bunch of P videos that kind of don't give us any more to work with. But it does bring us to a video called RL Mr. That's what it's titled. Make make do with that what you will I don't know
about that. So the way I'm going to describe this video is that as little substance as it has this character is this is something I actually caught from before but this this new character that we're introduced to in this video is really just talking to Alex and hanging out. Yeah, just sharing stories talking about stuff, you know, shooting the shit. But this is going to become an kind of important in a later video that I think maybe people missed the
first time watching it. So obviously I'll get to that when it when it makes more sense. But like I said, we get we get these four videos. And they kind of just start to drop all this info on you
a lot, considering how short the videos are. And compared to the information we've gotten from every video up until now you also
like I started noticing at this point, too, whenever it's someone talking to Alex directly. Alex never talks. It's always them that it's never a conversation. It's them talking to him.
firing at him until Yeah,
yeah, it's hit them talking at him. It's never they always seem kind of I want to say stressed. But that it it's kind of jarring. It doesn't seem like a natural conversation was happening before he started recording, you know, right. It seems like he just picked up the camera and they're just like therapy that bad. And that's I mean, it's he doesn't talk that could be part of maybe some OCD.
Maybe they're frustrated because he's actually not talking to them and they're like, you're my friend talk to me
the one video or he's talking to his buddy about you know, when he tells him about the about the project and how the raccoon is not roadkill. Like, he he gets upset and he was like, Well you put the fucking camera down and he isn't saying like, he doesn't say
anything to him. And he literally he has trouble turning it off because it turns off and then right a second later, it turns back on he's just like filming the couch to make sure that he's still recording it's just he's got a record and he does this a lot a ton cannot stop it's almost like a compulsive like urge OCD or something obsessive compulsive urge to fuckin film everything will make sense.
Speaking of to people like that segway were introduced to another yet another video after this one
if you were to put a number to how many people you would say or in this video what would be a number between one and 500,000 what would
two that's good.
Yeah, I would mark it somewhere around Oh, I see the connection now crazy right weird. I you know it's it. I'm good like that. I don't know how to make these connections. But I do you got the internal clock going. I have been called the modern day Sherlock Holmes on multiple occasions, mostly from my mom. So we're introduced to video p 1000076. It's a pretty quick video. There's not much
substance to it. Besides the fact that we see the friends like getting out of their their tents and they Find a cassette tape on the ground. And they even make the joke. I think you referenced it before Doug. There was someone sex tape. Well, they weren't I wouldn't say too far off. It's some sort of snuff film.
Well, they actually never find out that way
Yeah, we never know I'm just saying. But yeah, we have to find out whose video that is. You kind of relay Oh, it's probably some sort of snuff.
Film sorry love small films.
It's a smart film. They found Smurfs three the last sequel?
How's the how's the gargoyle?
Oh yeah gargamel he turns the Smurfs into gold. It's fucked up.
Have you ever watched wait? I thought we were talking about the off brand version Smurfs.
Oh yeah,
I was talking to Smurfs still and how garga mil throw Smurfs into a cauldron and they turn in a gold This
is a Burnley gold played them
no they when they die they like turn to gold. That's why he keeps trying to get them no
I thought they were doing the whole iron crown thing from Game of Thrones.
No, he puts him in like a boiling cauldron and they just die and then they just turned like bars of gold so he killed Smurfs and he wants to he never killed them but he wants to
do we ever see a smurf die How does someone know that they turn to gold? Yeah,
so Okay, let's let's talk about this a little bit. What
Alright, we're changing the topic of Episode Five now it's about summer.
Why is Guardium a bad like they always show him smacking Smurfs and like trying to eat Oh,
he's bad because he wants to kill them and turn them into gold but does bad his
job?
Yes.
My mind is blown. But all right. Back on Track because if you're confused, well, same.
Track well Gargan.
garga, milking garden. Gamal, these gargoyle Mel. Mel.
That's my opinion. So Doug, tell us about the next video.
Because if we don't, we're gonna keep talking about garga Mountain.
I feel like I don't think I will. Okay, so I'm going to actually recap. So if you're just joining us, stop and go listen to the whole podcast because you shouldn't be halfway through.
And those damn Jen's ears, just click halfway through a podcast and say, this is probably fine.
We're not on TV. So you shouldn't be catching us med program. That's not how this works. So let's do a quick recap. We've got Alex may have some sort of mental health issues, OCD, maybe autism, there's so many things we could speculate speculate on this. We're seeing a bag head man being somewhat tortured and put into weird situations, we've got this raccoon that's decaying over time, Cat, cat one through six. And we've got these two
friends. So currently, where we're at and all these videos is we're kind of starting to finally get the puzzle pieces in the right spots. But we still we're still looking for a little more information which I think this next video is going to help us do
as it will.
So the next video that we come to is a video entitled pills. Now for a warning if you're going to actually watch this this is a real disturbing one very very super disturbing just a heads up but I'm gonna play a little clip right now for you of something that I think will give you insight into this one a little bit. Well, my mom, your holidays
any deviation from
one pattern months ago huh?
I was unsettling
It was like chicken noodle soup for my brain made me feel so good about myself. See,
I I liked that less than when I saw it on the video in my ears now.
Well, to give you perspective on what you were just listening to, we have Alex filming the bag had man just walking in the dark. Who's being followed by what, in my mind totally confirms the fact that we're working with some sort of cult. Absolutely. This man is dressed in black robes. He's got this big black hoodie on he's carrying a sledge hammer. He is carrying a sledge hammer. So
you know he means business super down. You're not dealing with your average cult member with no sledgehammer. sledgehammer. You're dealing with well initiated cult members. He went to Home Depot prior to filming
his initiation rites,
what is the best sledgehammer for caving ahead in the worker at Home Depot is like, Oh, wait, we come down here with the
whole assortment doesn't skip a beat,
assortment of cave or head caving in mallets.
So the best thing about this video is that the audio that we played for you is actually cleaned up very, very hard core. When you're watching it, it's really muffled. And it's really hard to make out what they're saying. But it gives us some great insight into what the title clap one and clap two mean. So what you just heard, if you weren't able to quite still make it out, is that they're commanding the bag head guy with a series of claps, they're using four different
claps to give commands. And even with this cleanup audio, we still miss what one of the commands is. So I'm gonna actually just read out exactly what the audio says. So you kind of have an idea of what this guy was saying. But basically, it goes along the lines of saying, you've taken your pills and you were mine. Now, you will follow the instructions I give you. any deviation from these instructions will result in pain. The instructions are as follows. One clap means you will
carry the bag. Two claps means you would need to clean up three claps and it's kind of muffled and we don't kind of get what it means. Right? And then we see for claps means it's time to go.
It sounds very like you know when you hear old like 1950s audio from like an old record or something. Yeah, like on the History Channel. That's what this sounds like to me.
Well, if anyone's ever listened to like the numbers stations, yeah, the Russian number states same fucking quality. Are you can you kind of know some of the things they're saying. But 80% of the words are just like, Oh,
I just want a shout out with that. Thank you. nefarious TV.
Yeah, thank you so much. You Yeah, he's like the only person that has done any work in the cleaning the audio of putting anything about this together.
Just work in general if you like, look up keplerian like YouTube, you are going to find nefarious TVs video, maybe one other and then you're gonna see ours that's like it.
Well and the cat three
cat three channel itself but like, there's just nothing on this fuckin topic. No, even if you google cat three there's almost nothing besides a couple of the sub reddits talking about it but even the
even those are kind of a loss as to what the fuck yeah,
they're not even that popular. Anything that has to do with cat three has maybe to like up votes or something to like, people aren't even looking at it.
Right? We're changing that.
I hope so. I hope more people see this and go What the fuck is this shit. Let me in.
Yeah, honestly, I I really hope that us like covering topics like this draws more people into the looking into this kind of stuff. Because it's the more people we have involved with it, the more answers we're gonna get about a multitude of different things like this and it's just we're gonna get also get more of this, which I would love.
Yeah, and that's a this will come in towards a one whenever we kind of discuss afterwards of all the videos, but yeah, definitely. Definitely. Hopefully that you guys can make this shit start popping off. So
hell yes.
But that being said, this weird video leads us into an even weirder video.
I know. You're probably asking how the fuck is that possible? But actually,
I don't want to say this next video is weirder. Because what we just saw was real fucking weird.
I'm everything from here on out. Is just fucking bananas. Like,
you haven't noticed the downhill by this point? It's because you've been falling down that hill.
Yep. Yeah, it's a it's a slow snowballing effect towards until we get to the end of this but so this video that we come up to now is called burn. So in this video, we see Alex hanging out with what we can only assume as a new character. We never get any real names of people. We hear a couple names throughout the whole series, but we don't
get her name. They're hanging out just talking except you don't hear Alex talking as per usual, but so this girl's just kind of talking to them and they're walking through the forest and she mentioned something about a sledge hammer and some other nonsensical and then we kind of cut to what looks like Alex burning a fresh Polaroid. Polaroid, I noticed something and I had to pause the video like seriously like 20 fucking times it's
so hard to make out what is in that picture.
But what I thought I saw was a picture of this girl that he was just hanging out with dead. Oh, and he's burning the
I wasn't able to, like get a good look at it.
Now I watched this video a ton of times that I could be completely wrong. This is the last time we see the girl. She doesn't pop up anywhere else. And there's obviously some sort of grossness happening in this room that he like you see him kind of pan over something, but you can't really make it out. Right and it what else is it going to be? It's got to be a dead body. Like they're talking about sludge, like it just it all just makes sense in my mind, and I like I said, I could be
completely wrong about this. But the two hard facts that we know is that he's hanging out with this girl. And then he's burning a Polaroid picture. And then he kind of switches it around in a bucket full of water. And that really got to get rid of that evidence. Yeah, let's get out of that one.
Also, if you need to dispose of a dead body or any evidence that might incriminate you in a crime, fucking big old battle water, just throw right in there.
That's all you need. Take a picture, do your thing. Water cleansing like fire.
water and fire are the same.
So after this video, this is when we're actually going to get a new prefix in the series pop up. And this prefix is Divi.
Nope. Yep, you're right.
Yeah, no, it's Divi. No, no, it's
not the SC
Yeah. Oh, did you label it wrong in here?
No, I just looked at the video that was next and then hit brand. That's fine.
Now has the new the new video series is titled are prefixed by DSC. And there's not a whole lot in these.
I mean, it's there's some stuff, but like, we get like two random videos of like, nest cameras.
Yeah, we get some like home movie. Yes. Which that in itself is kind of creepy that somebody took nest videos that I mean, I'm assuming it's not.
Alex's died. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you think throughout the two videos you maybe see like some cars pass by and right
Alex doesn't seem like the type to pay the subscription fee for nest cameras to he has his own VHS player. Yeah. Camera. Yeah, he has his own camera that he records women in the mall with so he doesn't need a nest camera and
why would you need to Yeah.
You can't even take the nest cameras out stalking.
No. Useless you'd have to take your house out stock Yeah, I feel like someone would notice that. I
feel like there's a website you can go to that is just the Red Room that's that's that's what it's all sorts of public streaming cameras you
don't realize but like nest and and all that like a lot of those depending on what you opt in and opt out for it's anyone can look at it.
It's open source and you can see it.
So after this video of the nest cameras and seemingly has no connection to much of anything aside from a decent security threat you jumped to a video called dV 100122 It seems pretty normal like pretty usual flow as usual as it can be up until now
as normal as these videos get normals kept three can be it's weird that there's a standard now.
The goalpost keeps moving. So like you just get desensitized.
Batman's back cool.
Let's see what he's up to today. No, it's it's pretty normal until the very very end. the very end of this video, you see, kind of looks like a mannequin. It's incredibly hard to make out from it's I mean, it's a super dark video so I would recommend watching this one with no lights on. But yeah, that's where the nightmare starts. Well otherwise you can't see it. So I guess yeah, when when you don't see anything, you don't have nightmares but you also don't know what's going on.
But you see this face and you can see kind of like that like a light source. I don't want to say it's a lighter or like a candle but it's like it looks like a source of flame because it's moving around a little bit prettier. an orangey red. Yeah, yeah. And as it zooms in, you see like it's it. It does not look like a person's face. It looks like a plastic face. That's like a floating head raised.
Let me tell you boys. This is when the nightmare started happening for me. Oh, yeah. I when I first started watching these videos, I had to like chop them into like sections. I watched up up until this spot one night I got super drunk. And then I was like, Alright, I'm going to go to bed now. So I'm going to go to the bathroom. And then I'm going to Yeah, and then I'm finished watching this because I was in the middle of this episode. I was I'll finish
this in the bathroom. So I'm in the bathroom, doing my bathroom thing you know, pooping, and pooping and pooping. And Lori gets up and because I'm in the top bathroom, she goes downstairs to go to our downstairs bathroom.
Oh, right. You moved. Oh,
yes. What? So I'm watching this thing. I'm watching it zoom in, and you see nothing. In the video you see nothing it zooms in and you just see this red mannequin esque face. And as it zooms in, I fucking hear Laurie like, I hear footsteps. Oh, and I'm just I'm just I go silent. And one of the cat Lunas in the bathroom with me. And she just like, stretches her neck out when she hears something. And I'm just like, oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Right? So I pause the video I go dead
silent. I'm just listening. And I hear like, stomping around downstairs. I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me. What is this, and I hear something coming up the stairs and Lunas just freaking out. And then I'm like, Oh, god, it's coming for me.
And I was freaking out.
I thought this thing was fucking coming for me for a minute. So I finish up in the bathroom. And I go in the bedroom and I do it. Laurie, I'm like, Did you just did you get up? She's like, yeah, I went to the downstairs bathroom. And the the rush of just relief I had from that. And like I was all sweaty. Like I was I was in like a cold sweat. I got in the bed and like, I just drenched the
fucking sheets from sweat. It was that was the most terrifying thing I think has happened to be in so long off from this fucking video of just zooming into a mannequins head.
I mean, it's it's unsettling. And I think the reason it's so unsettling is because like, Yeah, it looks fake. It looks incredibly fake. Like to the point where it's, your brain goes yeah, that's a mannequin like what else the fox is supposed to be? But I hate Madigan's. And then you can't you see it move like I don't know if it's I don't know if it was my brain playing a trick on
me. Just from watching this fucking video so many times because I watched this thing I swear to god like 30 times back to back it's not long and super short. But it's you can almost like see like like an eye or like part of his face just
Twitch. It's like from if you guys are seeing I Am Legend. And if you look when he's talking to I think it's Frank when he starts freaking out with the mannequin name. And he's like Frank Arden put you out here. If you look at Frank, you see the head move very subtly. It's kinda like that. Yeah, no,
that's exactly how I felt when when I was watching this. It's it's on fucking settling. Like, like Mike said, it's very creepy, and it's especially creepy. When you find out what's coming next people are walking around your damn house and night when you're drunk in the bathroom.
That's extra creepy.
Yeah. So when we get out of that video the next video that we really want to take a look at is called vulture. This video is another one minute and 39 second video but we get a mix of a vulture eating some kind of animal carcass on the road. And then we kind of cut over to someone to cleaning blood off of the floor. And so they kind of start mixing this weird vibe of Alex is really starting to show his true colors. It makes us kind of unsure as to like where his mentality is. Throughout the
whole series. Yeah. Is he okay with this? Has he been brought up through this and that's why this is fine for him. Is this normal? So now we start seeing cult members we hear some distorted audio playing in the background. Audio is loosely someone talking about who they want to choose next. They mentioned the girl Alex was following we don't know if this is the Choose choose next that we're being referred to. It almost seems like an continued audio from the video
pills. Yeah, it's very very fucking similar.
A lot of the audio is still really hard to make out but you can clearly hear it's saying choose Next choose Next choose Next choose next and you just keep hearing that repeat. I really thought you guys were going to join in on that for a second but choose Next choose Next choose Next choose next. She's nice,
she's nice. Choose
Next choose Next choose Next, choose Next, choose next. There you go, buddy.
So if you're just tuning in, and you heard that, again,
again, change the channel and we're playing on TV.
Go back to the beginning.
But doing here
either way, you get this video for being as short as it is we get a bunch of disturbing images we get these cult looking people and possibly what we see is that mannequin that we saw from the video that made Mike just
shift his pants no but not my pants because I was already on the toilet. It made me shift the toilet and made him shut the door
that might be painful. So after vultures, we come to a video that I think is the video that actually made me want to get into this whole thing. And this video is called Alex. So here we go. This video depicts someone being murdered or extremely injured. We see a message that says please don't steal my tapes, please God is watching the original paper that we see from before this could lead us to believe that the victim is one or both of the
friends. We see a very very graphic image of what looks like a steak being driven through a man's head from his mouth first. So with all that being said one of the first things you're gonna probably notice in the video is that it's very dark yeah the very first part of the video is just a very dark room you can kind of make out a couple things but not really
you see the other thing that scared the absolute shit out
and you say God damn mannequin moving through the fucking dark like a fucking Banshee.
Yeah even like he's moving much it's it starts it's just like a black room. But he looks at the background that's I can't even say you can't even see it's there until like it sparks a lighter or something. He literally stands up and then it stands up and like walks towards the camera kind of that shit freaked the
fuck out of this incredibly creepy series.
Yeah, yeah, they did a good job too. And it just this video alone ties so many things together. You've got the the mannequin man getting up and then an immediate graphic image of him. His aftermath of whatever he did to this bag head man, which we have to assume that's who it is. Well, yeah. And then we get the image from the paper that we see on the raccoon with the full writing on it now. Please don't steal my tapes. Who else could they be referring to other than the
people that took his tape? Yep. From the campsite,
friends.
All my friends are dead. Ah, dang.
Beans. Beans. They're
cool. They don't even look at the we never find out what's on the tape either.
No,
we don't. They're just like a sex tape. Well, I mean in bed is
now Who knows? Yeah. It was a small film.
Don't worry. Alright,
so we're gonna talk about Gordon Bell now. No, no. Back on track. Here we go.
He turns the Smurfs into gold. You
got to get us out of this.
Anyways, the next video that we have after Alex is a video called suits. really all it is is Alex filming two policemen inspecting some sort of crime scene in the woods. We don't get a clear image of what they're inspecting. We do see the police tape marked off around some forest area. And he's just creeping around again. Oh, yeah, he's just being super creepy.
It's like a legit crime scene. I don't know. The answer wasn't immediately. No, that's the thing. Like what?
I don't know. It did look very like film oriented, like cops poking around a crime scene. But also, I don't know who they send out to investigate crime scenes. Like Have you ever been investigated a crime scene? All the time, dude. Oh, shit. Well,
so you would be? You wouldn't you would
know that really fake. There's gonna be one guy in a T shirt and some pajama pants and some slippers that that's how I do it.
My name is Doug. Boss. I'm a cop. I don't have a I got to come up with this cop character that you are.
So anywho that's all suit says. This one actually kind of confused me. I'm not gonna lie. I don't really know how this plays out. Exactly. Because I don't know if they're like investigating a body or finding a trail of blood. Like, I don't fucking know. But it does lead us into the next video that kind of ended the series for a while. I want to say until like, not too long ago, like a year ago. Yeah, something like that. And the video is called Smart. This
one. This was just really kind of, I don't know, sexualized and weird.
It isn't it isn't like it don't kink shame. It wasn't what I expected. Like when I see something labeled smart, like,
I kind of think there's gonna be a boo dums like sexual overtones. And it's almost like there it's like there is but in like, like a dark way.
Like it's this is a fetish that you would find in the bowels of like King calm.
I expect boobie and or Polynesia in my smut I got almost none of that and
we'll just go back to fuckin clap one for that.
I'm gonna have a man dingus
rigorously jerk off to that.
But so that being said, the fact that even titled The video smart is, you know, is Alex getting some sort of sexual fantasy fulfilled out of these videos? For sure. This was also the most viewed video on the channel for a while there
too. It's probably because of the title. I mean,
yeah, smart. Don't wait. Man, this is weird. But either way, I mean all this is still speculation. It's just kind of what you take from these videos. And one of the other things one of the key things we see in this video is that we see a woman leading us into a dark room and Who the hell's sitting right there next to her.
Mr. Man, it's
all mannequin man.
Yep, soul mannequin men. Yeah, and I don't know this one just got a bunch of weird stuff. There's shots of a weird bloody sheet crawling around the grass and you've got
that I did do for a sec.
Yeah, it's Yeah, it's like in a plane and like a field. And it's like the colors are kind of weird to almost
shift a bit and like it glitches here and there. And it's just
the sheet looks kind of bloody looks
like the most expensive scene from
this is where they spent their boat.
Man crawling around in the bush.
That's the smut
maybe Who knows? Or some people? Yeah, and
but the thing that we see that we haven't seen before, or that we have seen before is a series of Polaroids with photos from where they were keeping the bag head man. Some words written around them, we see the pictures of that random woman. Some of the things that you see written around these Polaroids are words like fuck slot eat hair. Por con. Kevin with company. Exactly
one of these things a sitcom. And it's
Yeah. Tune in
Tuesday at 7pm on ABC for horkan
Yeah, and I just I don't know, I don't know what to do with this information other than the fact that like, now that it almost seems like he's this this project might be over as far as the timeline goes. Maybe now we're just getting in kind of the aftermath of it all, which we are actually getting pretty close to what we assume is the you know, the finish of this whole series, but we only have a few videos left. Yeah, there's three more. We get a video called prolapse.
This one's I I'm sorry, but I could not stop laughing
when I saw this. It literally looks like I mean, it does look like a prolapse asshole. But it's literally the video is just a man screaming or someone's screaming
because it's assholes. prolapsing of course he's screaming I scream too
well the thing is it like it's such a blurry image like it's so hard no
it's not blurry it's pixelated all hell. Yeah, it looks like you can see the pixels. It's awful.
It looks like goatse
Yeah, right like it literally looks like someone Sark an apple and like side someone's for skin and there's screaming
Yeah, it Oh goetze the Mute the music Shingai. Oh, no,
no.
Oh my god.
cut me off.
They caught me off.
Isn't that good? See?
No. I have no that's fuckin go ta or whatever. Like, oh,
yeah, she's literally where you'd like spread like you. Take your hands and you just gave your own asshole. Oh.
Oh,
yeah. Welcome to the internet. Welcome to the internet. Mike. I looked under it. And you did I
found gold.
98% guy found a new
fetish. Yeah. goetze falls into the realm of like, tub girl and lemon party and all that we're in space didn't meet
me. It's been nice space decks. God. Have I been on space sticks with you all these years? I didn't want goatse I have
no idea. Well, if you go watch the video called prolapse. You'll get an example. That's like an intro Crash Course. Why? Wow, we
get off topic real well, it's not hard for us to more videos, people, I promise. So the last couple of videos that are even worth mentioning are a series of two videos called IMG. One's a 12 minute video, you do actually end up hearing three claps at one point. But we never got a meaning for it. So we don't know why this is happening. And we still just don't quite have a lot of answers. And then we get to the video called end which gives us nothing to work with except some
grass and some blood. And fuck if it I really still don't know shit. We just don't know dick. That's so
according to the YouTube channel, yes, I stumped. happenstance had me stumble across some information. When I was I was just on Reddit. And I happened to go to the nefarious TV subreddit, which I've never been to before. There's not much going on there.
I've checked that one out actually,
um, he's pretty popular. He met he makes a decent amount of videos. He's good at what he does. He's been dead silent for three months. Well, I think it's 11 months now according to the according to Reddit, and the last message that he posted in this subreddit is I have been in contact with the creator of these videos, and there is more coming and then he goes silent.
Oh, man, they killed him. Or he's working on it. Okay,
okay, like he's either investigating this and there's like he can't talk about it. Something has happened to him
which he's back man
I don't know about that
time sign up for that one but it's he was playing the long con so yeah, like I don't know what happened to his YouTube channel has been absolutely silent for the same amount of time. And like the it all lines up to perfectly to not kind of you we noticed too, huh?
Well, I also found that one Reddit user as well underscore video Russia underscore and I think he's in on this as well. He's
spamming the fuck out of everything.
Every single subreddit he goes into he makes he posts about Catherine II. And then if someone's like, Oh, I don't know about this one. He posts a link to one of the videos for Kepler. And he's posted about cat three like fucking like 20 fucking times. And all these like AR g style.
Yeah. Yeah, my stomach is fucked up right now. And I don't know why and I'm trying to not make all the noises Okay, so
here you go. But yeah, this video rush guys just I think he's in on it that he's like a really hardcore fan. debtor. He
just is Alex might be
like, oh, that'd be crazy. I mean, his name is video rush. There's a lot
of videos last load of videos
like it there's Dan we cracked this wide open on that one.
When I first watched through all this stuff, I was like oh my god, I can't tell if this is real I can tell this is not real. I'm I'm still kind of on the fence. Especially with the fucking the videos and the cleaning up the guts and the blood and watching the guy get a steak pushed through his mouth and out the back of his head with a sledgehammer. Like how do you I don't know how you do that.
I don't either. And I've done a lot of thinking about this too, because I've just been fucking in grossed in it for the past couple days here and I don't know man. Like if it isn't if it is real fuck.
We're literally getting a glimpse into a cult
exact very hairy living like mash.
Yeah, like the other another theory that's going around is that this cult is like a, like collecting body parts to create kind of a Frankenstein stat like type Golem. I guess like a flesh Golem? Well,
that's kind of what the mannequin is. Right?
Right. That's the thing that they've been like worshipping or performing these. Yeah, what the end goal is, but it's as a very, very core,
like,
hold on whatever this group of people believes whatever this project is, at least in my mind seems to be centered around this this mannequin because he's it all the really, really dark, horrible, gruesome stuff. He's always there. Now in every one of them from beginning to end. So like he has to have something to do with one of these things. Yeah.
And I mean, I I in the end of everything, I still have so many questions. Tons so little answers. There's
that's the awesome part about this topic, which I'm so happy we did is
that
there's just you could absolutely see this being real. at like, no no argument that you put together the the crime scene you put together the videos of the blood getting cleaned up the you know, the bag, man the bloody footprints, just it. It looks like torture, and like I don't know, anyone who do this for a project.
I don't.
I'm pretty sure it's fake.
I'm leaning towards that. Yeah,
I'm pretty damn sure it's fake. I was watching on some of the reading on some of the Reddit subreddits about it to where they think it's fake solely based off of the suits. video with the police. out some people on there apparently like, I don't think they were cops, but they know cops do investigations. And they're like, yeah, that if these are real cops, they're butchering this crime scene and they're not following protocol at all. So if this is real, those are the
worst cops ever seen? Because I guess like, in the suits video you see Alex recording them. He's just he's not that far away. You could tell he's just like in the woods neck. He's in
the woods right there. That one the cosplay fucking here because he's not trying to be quiet he's fucking just basically just doing the goddamn Irish jig on a bunch of river dance on some dry leaves and shit yeah to apparently the cops just aren't in proper uniform for going out to investigate and they didn't seal up the crime scene following protocol. So there's a lot that goes into that one video that people broke down there like yeah, that's not how a crime scene is supposed to
look and how it works. So I'm pretty sure this is fake, because it looks like this guy just got most of what he thinks a crime scene looks like off of like TV.
Yeah, I ended up reading that as well. Yeah, a bunch of those comments and that was that was kind of a pretty big giveaway. So it's all
fake. But Alright, living mannequin kind of gives it away from me as well. I hope to God because if one living mannequin is real in the world, that means there's probably more and I don't want to live in a world where if I'm walking around Kohl's shopping the mannequin is also trying to shop for my head because it's gonna kill me.
Hey, Doug. I got a fantastic idea of how to terrify my no you don't hear I don't
Yeah, no, you don't keep that they keep that in your fucking head. Okay, I'm not sure no,
no Yeah,
I did I I don't have anything. I'm gonna
come in here one day to record this is gonna be two mannequins sitting in your seats.
That was not my idea. But thank you.
You're welcome. Well, the more we talk about those that are like do research on this topic, too. Like once the mannequin started popping in more all I could think of was the fucking episode from Doctor Who were all the man. Oh, my wife. It's so creepy. Like the first episode The
first episode. Yeah, man. The actual mannequins are the
you know, the Weeping Angels are creepy. Yeah, there's it's literally the basement someone's trying to run away from someone or hide. And they walk into it like this storage room with a bunch of mannequins and like one by one, they slowly start like jerking the light out. And it's like, oh my
fuck the other they end up like chasing rows. And that's when she meets the doctor. Yeah, yep.
No.
Okay.
Can't can't out No, I'm not watching that. While Guys, do you have any other conclusions? Do you have any other tidbits you want to share about those? Because Holy fuck, this was a ringer to go through.
I would say a lot more than I thought.
Yeah, I would say watch the videos and get your own opinion on it. And, you know, contact us. Let us know what you think about it.
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Don't send me a mannequin. I don't want to see anything with a fucking mannequin ever again. The next mannequin I see I'm
hitting it just to make sure it's not alive. And we're putting his address in the next description. Oh,
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fucking wrong and all from
fucking Indiana but
so he was born in Indiana. Yeah, first KFC wasn't Gorman Good doggy.
Oh, I see. But so we can you know, fix ourselves and
but but also there's there's so much to this that like if you guys have like an ideal that you know, you want to tell us. We're always down for this.
We love this. Obviously we love this shit. We just dedicate a lot of our time to it. So please let us let us know what you think. We'd love to hear from you. We also really want to hear just weird experiences on the internet that you guys have had so shoot those over to Lewy Body gmail.com. But those if it's interesting enough, we make contact to get you on the phone and put you on the podcast.
You can also if you can't miss if you want to message one of us. I wouldn't say privately but you can find like me and Doug and a lot more social media than what you find JC and
I'm caving. Okay, I fucking hate social media. But I guess it's kind of hard to be a public figure and not have social public figure for you Bill Gates
over here. That's all of us. But you can guess you don't necessarily have to go to the the podcast stuff if you want to message me directly you can to do go to my twitter at grump man 993 you'll find it my actual handles dickhole Jones. My Instagram is Grumman 993 underscore as well so you can find me on those and hit me up and I'll answer your questions or if you want to say hi, do that too. But don't send me anything with a mannequin in it because then I'll unfriend you.
And then I'll make you not listen to the podcast anymore.
Well, if you No no, no, I will friend.
I'll make you listen to a two hour long podcast where it's just me going down.
There we just talked about garga mal for two hours. We could do that to get it
off this fucking topic. Oh my god. Yeah, if you want to reach out to me on social medias find me. I'm not gonna tell you where I'm in. You'll see it fucking t tagged
on the face. Your little pitch look like garbage. Ooh, fuck
you.
Oh,
fuck you, dog. Alright, guys,
thank you so so so much for listening. It's been a blast. A dark, depressing, weird creepy blast. But are they always?
Yeah, what do you have anything to say to the people before we sign off?
Just then I love you guys. And you're awesome. Thanks for listening. Continue to listen. We'd love you so much.
Jason, do
you have anything that you want? Please, please, please stay paranoid.
The next time you go out beat up the mannequin that you see wearing the clothes that you want. Take them off the mannequin, beat the mannequin and then run away.
I thought we're gonna do like a dingy. We're actually gonna say like slap pins and stuff. Oh, I
should have been
slapped No.
slap your No, I got your dog slap being take pain.
No, no, no, that's not the one it's a Don't forget to slap pins and baked beans.
There is no drive to us. Please don't know why do us
stick your deck.
Alright, but I know we've been having trouble trying to get like a like an out like a talk out. Yeah, people play people out. I'm just gonna start reading off the gargamel Wikipedia if you will could cargo
hoarding
Yeah, I'm trying to close here to get us out here. We can't just ended and be like by
the show talking about garga
No, I'm gonna turn your mic off. Oh, bitches. gargamel is a fictional character from the Smurfs wizard. The sworn enemy of this room.