All right, welcome to don't drop the tongs one two three. That guy over there interrupting doing what he does best, Phil the gril UNBEARA boy that is Kyle from your Barbecue. So this week we gotta get into a couple of things we're gonna talk to. We got a guest on today who we got, Yes, we got Brett B Mack and barbecue. You're twenty twenty three Jack Daniels Invitational World Championship RGC. Guy Brett b MC barbecue, B Matt. I know him as B Matt. But is it Brett or Brett?
It's Brett Brett? Whose name is Bratt? Brett Brett? Can you speak Brett Bratt, Brittain Brett. What did you say, Brett Britt Brett. Anyways, so we got to be Mack coming on to join us today, and we also got to talk about something that we had happened to us. As we were walking into the studio record this today, Kyle says he has a dilemma I do, and he said he had a wild weekend that involved with somebody going to the hospital. He had a catering he had a
catering gig gone wrong, and Kyle maybe going away for stocking charges. No, I don't. I wouldn't call it stock. I would say he's definitely or possibly a federal offense. No, there's a lot we got to break down on this. I mean literally, and that isn't all. That's three different stories, yep. One guy Kyle hat a catering gig, one guy went to the hospital, and then Kyle's now getting possibly a federal offense for stocking. Bro. I really feel a restraint and order is coming soon.
I can't disagree. I mean, yo, he should be a violation a DMS. We're gonna get into that. We're gonna get into it. Don't want to ruin it. Let's get our guests done. Let's go Brett Britt, Britt, your twenty twenty three Jack Daniels Invitational not invitational. Jack Daniels World Championship is an invitation. Yeah, but you really preserved Grand Champion b mcke and barbecue. What's up? Bro? Oh? What's going on on? Man? You are alive, thro you are alive with Phil the Grill
and mister barrel boy himself by Kyle. What's going on? My point? Let's go? So, how was it Bro talking on him? Talk to me r GC at the jack dude, it was yeah, man, it was wild. You know you know you've been to the Jackets that that whole, like mystique of the Jackets is a magical place. Man. It's an
intimate setting, you know, you're It's like it's almost like Kyle. Kyle knows about intimate settings him in big Blue, had got very intimate down at the jack right, yol But a big blue barbecue, shouts out the big Yo. You didn't see anybody this year looking for Kyle right uh in a big blue skirt. Nah? No, no, there was no big Blue. Let's get back to him now, no more roasting me. Let's get back to brat so hey, So let's let's break it down. So you
flew in. You didn't make that drought? No, you know, it's like thirty hours from out here, and I can't take all that time off from school. So school? Wait? School? You going to school? I can try school. Wait? Hold on, Brad, you don't strike me as a teacher, bro, Like, what is it, jim or lunch? Which? Which which subject? You teach it? I teach ninth grade history, man, I tell the stories about that. What us history? Or world history. It's a it's geography, so mostly world history.
You know, people, places, the environment and stuff like that. I guarantee if you asked Phil. Right, now, give me a question. What country country is next to Brazil? Oh that's easy, Ireland? Well all right, continue out go Wait we got that. I'm messed up to hold bo man? Can we hear about his story? Tina bro I hated history. Listen, I hated history when I had to go there and guess what my history teacher. We found out she didn't have a bachelor's degree and
she got booted out. She had made her own. So but so you you build houses and you don't have a contractor's license. Who says? Who says? Who says? I'm a GC. I'm I'm on check me out, baby, I'm legitimate. All right. No more of us, No more of us is going to keep you. We're getting back to Brett exactly. And she didn't have nice legs like you. All right, So Brett, you flew out there and you borrowed, you borrow who did you borrow? Drums? What? What's the deal here? Yeah? So Thomas Gearhart
from Barbecue. Right after I got the draw, he was like, hey, I got four drums for you. Their gateways they're all cleaned up. Wow. Here they're all yours. Wow. So Thomas was huge and you know, just just finding equipment and especially want to cook on drums, so I can pick on something similar. So he hooked me up and then I basically rated his trailer. So he's like, here's my trailers the grill. Yeah yeah, so they low you call me? You out here because I
rolled a contract in my tatoma. I can only carry two of my drums, so I'm gonna have other people carry my There you go, there you go. That's that's the best way. And look how you did by following the blueprint. Look right, so did you do the any Jack Daniels Tours? Is that where you got? I mean, come on, you walked out of there with the first Place drink as well, dude. So so me and so me and Benny, you know, Benny, my cook partner.
We were in Nashville and we spent all day Wednesday sourcing meat my team that I brought us out with me. You have distillery store, now I didn't. I didn't bring out anything. I got it all out there. Wow. Where did you find where I go at I had I had the butcher shops and Thomas, OK, gotch I want to say better one, you take the other one? Yeah? Yeah, I will say yeah, cool cool, cool, Yo, bro listen, did you go to Mary Bobo's? Oh? Of course? Yeah? Man? That so what was
what was on the menu when you went? So? They had some fried chicken, they have some meat load. They had this like carrot castroles, like carrot mac and cheese. I don't really like carrotts, but man, that was that was some good carrot carrot cheesy little thing, the extra sugary apples and the pie what was it a buttermilk pie? I don't know that. Did you? Did you have one of the ladies, uh, stay with you during the during the time you were eating and tell you you sat
down right next to us, told us the story. Yep, it was a really cool experience. Yeah, but but what was your full take on it? Because everybody laughs at me because they said, I call it it was a brothel. It was a profe back in the days, like coming coming off of the Mary Bobo stories, right, and and all of the
gentlemen stopped in before they went into town. You know what I mean came past through town, and then everybody stopped work at the jack you know, at Jack Daniel's distillery and and the uh they were forced to go over and service the men that came into town, all the secretaries with food. What were you back then? Were you there back then? I was listening to the story. You're talking like you're talking about history. Okay, she kind of glanced over that. How was she busy? Eye on that meat?
Low? All right, so you get set in you do, miss Marry Bobos. Did you go to the party on the hill? Oh? Absolutely? How was that? We did a little parade thing and then we hop on busses went to the party on the hill. They have some good food. They had a fan playing jack for days. I think the like the fleshy like with slurb daniel stuff, the lemonade and those are good stuff. Now did you have to cut yourself off and be like all right, it's game day tomorrow, like I got to slow down or what was Yeah?
I probably only had one or two because yes, my eye was on the fries. So I let my I let my boys do the drincken. There you go. I gotta focus focus on the plan. Man. Yeah, there was two times they had to take me down the hill, say let's go, it's time to go. It's day so right, all right, so walk us through its Saturday, bro, How was your cook how'd you like? It? Was the meats good? Like the best one? Were
you tripping out about anything? Give me some details. Yeah, so I'll give you my chicken story, because it's one of those horror chicken stories that I ended up turning my backup chicken. And if that sounds kind of weird, so no, that happens. I cook legs, and I'm very particular on the legs I used, because it's the skin is too white and too like not fatty. The skins just bust and tear and it's the nightmare. So that was all I could find out. Though they had a Purdue chicken.
I never cooked that before or but I ran it. I'm like, right, let's go. So in my process I go from fourteen legs down to nine legs. But then, you know, put them in a pan. The other five legs I don't throw away. I just let them cook on the grate, just like I'm grilling back at home. So the chicken cook is done. It's been an hour whatever. I go to open up the foil. Man, these things meant the incredible hulk on me. Not only did they versus the skin, but the meat was pulling apart. It
was just a disaster. I was like, well, okay, Luckily I still had my wings tooken because I was turning in legs and wings. I had those five other legs that were cooking on the grape. So my boys, you're up. So they actually were beautiful. I have no idea how they tasted it, because I could taste them. But I ran those five and I ran one of the fulk chicken that didn't pulk out on me and turn it in. And I mean it wasn't great. It was like one
sixty seven chicken. But that could have been a lot worse. You know that feeling when you open up the foil and you're just like, damn, and guess what. One of those judges don't count right, So right, yeo, he gets he gets the messed up chicken. That's the worst feeling that world. Though, No it is. It is chicken skins busted. Yeah yeah, no. And and Bro, I thought you was going to tell a more incredible story. How you did five legs. You should have
kept it with that, bro, Let's cut that. Let's cut that. Let's say he did five legs in all six wings. I thought that was the story you was gonna tell how you put five legs and six wings in and you got a call? So okay, So you decided to run with wings instead of a chicken breast because you know, I wait in dark mean, yes, right, I know people do breaths, but I just I just always think that they're going to dry out too quickly. Yeah, so I think wings are just tasty. I love a good wing, So yeah,
I'm not. I'm not nearly that good of a breath cut to have that just sit there and moist, No good ten minutes between when you turn it in and they heat it. Yeah, so legs and wing? How did your Okay? So let's talk about ribs. How'd the ribs go? So? I've cooked basically a different brand of rib every contest this year because of California, And you've been on fire this year too, you've been on fire there. Well, hey, I'll tell you what it was. I
got to give credit to the man dude Pgpeach. Since I've been running a Chris's rib recipe probably about ninety percent straight to what he was doing. You know, after that class, I had a bit of that rib Like, man, that is a good rib. So I've pretty much been running PG Peach Take the Class ribs the entire time, and it's really changed my rib game around. Wow, awesome, So you know what you know, you know what that's about. It, I know what it's about. Uh So,
were you comfortable with the rib? Okay, so comfortable with the ribs? Chicken? You were like, eh, we'll see. They they had Tyson ribs out in Tennessee. Man, these ribs were beautiful, Like there's like I wish I could get him out here because we're stuck pretty much with thought John. We got very fresh naturals that means chicken. The Tyson ribs there, Thomas told me they were the same brand as et, just in a different wrap. I feel like they might be coming from the same place.
But they were beautiful. Bro. No way am I flying out to the jack without my meat, Like that's a big set of balls on you, bro, Like, no way I could do that, especially without ever practicing with whatever meat you're gonna find and cook with like that takes some balls. Man. No, I appreciate that. Man. You know what I just figured, especially with Riz, I've been cooking a different brand every contest. Anyway, you know, nothing is going to be worse than what I
have out here. So then from pork, I just li the restaurant depot and I always use restaurant depot fork, so I figured that would be the same. Okay, okay, So were you happy with your pork? Any stories on that or were you good with it? Now? Fork is all good pork cooks. The rib cook was great, The pork cook was great, you know, just ran ran ride as usual. Yeah. And then
brisket too. Actually, brisket I thought was my best. You know, when when you cut into one of those slices, I was, you know, I could go day nine the Australian Wago and there's just so much real estate when you slide, when you slide some left or right and you're gonna find a spot and then you hit it. You're just like, man,
that is a good brisket. So I didn't get a call him brisket, but I knew it had to be good, so I was hoping that it would still be you know, be high enough to keep me in the running. Did you do any people's choice, any dessert anything like that? We did. We did sock just kind of, you know, that was one of the ones. I'm like, I brought my boys out with me. So Derek Jadge, I'm like, hey, Derek, you want to do sauce. So we got second to last and socks. Not to throw any
stated there, but yeah, what happened Derek? All right? Bro, all right, so go ahead, and then I did. Then we did a I had my girl Kim Kim Robls Paul rom and barbecue. You know, you've probably seen Kim's cheesteak desserts before she crasheschethesteake out here, So she was my dessert. Quean. That's awesome. That's awesome. Okay, So you got all your meats turned in, you got everything done, You're sitting there, You're getting ready to go to awards. Were you were you were
you happy with your turn ins? You just were going in like we'll see what happens or nervous? Yeahing on with that? It was, it was. It was a different kind of feeling than any other comp I've been too, because I really was happy to be there and my goal was, you know what, I want to turn in my food. I don't want to mess up anything. I want to turn in you know what bemack and usually turns in and then let it be judged and no matter what happens, I'll
be totally happy with it. And that was kind of my feeling, like it wasn't nerve wracking. It was just totally kind of laid back and chilled. I really loose cook and it ended up tasting what like my food taste like, and I had some good tables and they were feeling it. That's awesome, yo, I was. I was streaming on my way to my boy Smitty's house. We had a couple's dinner just not me and Smith but Art Snikki if the King others were invited as well. But I was like
yo. So I was like jumping out the car at the time when they announced that you RGC and I was like yo, Smith, He's like yo, be back so yo. We was screaming that out in Scottsdale backyard. So it was it was crazy. What was that feeling? Like? Like you so walk us through awards, bro like started the drink drink he killed are we gonna drop the tongs and let us know what you made on for the drink. You know what I called I call it the dirty Walls.
But you know, turnip soup and duck beyat hasn't taken, so I can't I can't tell you. It was a delicious punch that they probably hadn't seen before. And uh and my boy Derek Walls, so he was doing the drink. We were going back and forth telling stories and they were just like, eyeball, it's the whole time, like wow, that's something different. So it had seven ingredients exactly and Derek bus but to perfect it. So it was well. I mean after we got that call, we were like,
wait, we got to call up to the jack. We're good, don't need anything else to happen. That's it. That's it. Yeah, we don't need nine else. We already got a barrow right now. So no disrespect barrow. That's what they give out. They give out barrows. Yeah you should. You should actually be at the jack. You got to make sure barrel barrow. You come with your barrow at the barrel jack. Like, bro, are they sponsoring me? I don't fly for free? Yo? I think I think they got a brand your barrow for you to
Yeah. So all right, so you you did really well? Did you? Did they have any troubles with the judging and the calculating and scores like they did the Royal? I heard it was a little It was a little bit can you let the man talk? Well, I would eat it? Can I feed? Can I feed? Can we let bread? Yo? Bratt? Bratt tell us about tell us about what happened. It was there was like a thirty minute there's like a thirty minute delay, so you know the guys that the DJ was like, you know, hey, we just
want to make sure we get everything good. We're still going through some scores, so it would be about thirty minutes. So you know, hey, I'll take that all day. There are eighty teams there take another half hour, right, you know what. That's typical, right, barrel thirty minutes is typical. Okay. It wasn't like the American Royal, which was like three weeks. No do you even know who? Want to? Yeah? We know yet And I don't think God they got it right. If I
got a phone call, I think I'd be crashing. Yes, just don't answer. If you see anything from Lynchburgh, Tennessee. Just don't answer. I actually think I won the Royal. I didn't compete, but I won. They're gonna go ahead and send me a check. I think got a call in one of them. No, look, I think I won. And they was like, there's no way in heck that we're gonna let this man come up here and get this chair. Yo, what what's going on? We got technical difficulties, so we're good, all right, so let's
let the man talk. Okay. So when you're at awards, bro, I gotta know, like, did you did you know that? Like damn, they're calling the top ten like you were in the top ten. Did you have a feeling? Because I did. I sit on the couch, Bro, I was like, this dude, this dude won the whole damn
thing. I was. My money was on it, dude. I was having trouble doing the barku mat in my head at that point because after, you know, after our second ribs and our fourth fork, I didn't know who finished in front of us, you know, because we're like getting our trophies rocks the side taking pictures, So I didn't know that Uncle Pig took first and then took second and pork so we're doing the mask, you know, the countdown, like okay, Chicken Fried. He got a couple of
calls. Stillion meat Works they had like three calls. Heavy Smoke had some calls. My fear was like, I'm like, how badge and I'm messed up my chickens, Like my chicken's gonna take I've got like one fifty chicken. It's gonna take me to like twelve or thirteen. So it's's going to be tragic. Yeah. So yeah, dude, I was. It was a different kind of nervous because I was like, I don't even remember. I had to go back and watch Christie's U live feed to kind of see
what happened. But this is ding oh my name. I was like, oh shit, it just happened during to go back to Christie's live stream to see who to see where you were at. No, No, that was after I got after Okay, Yeah, Now when I got I'm like, I got to go back and watch that because I I don't you know, I watched it a couple of times because I'm geeking out like that. Yeah, because it was just you know, it was the best moment ever yeah, screen screen record that, and you saved that forever. Bro, that
is that is so badass. Now, I don't know if this is true or not. I'm almost ninety percent sure it's true. You were the only team on the West Coast to ever ad dress stocks place that high at the Jack. Daniels, I know when I've been. I was told that. I know for California. I know the Pit Crew had a third place, Big Papa had a fourth place. I know Jerry's done well, Cynical has done well, sharkgor May has done well. But yeah, no, I was told I was the highest place in California. Team Bro, how been
at the Jack? How badass is that? Dude? It's ridiculous to even think about, because you know, I think about I'm still kind of fanboy on all these Barbecue legends, you know, like, you know, after we got our second, you know, like Bill Purvis is standing there, Bred robl is a Staanning Down'm like, oh my god, you guys are Bill purpose So I still he got on those people. This is weird to
think about, Like, dude, we did something really amazing today. So it just doesn't feel like, yeah, Bro, you absolutely crushed it. Yeah, absolutely. I mean where so when you first started, I mean, did you ever imagine like your barbecue career would go all the way to the jack taking RGC And was this your first year? So you know I started. I started back in twenty ten as a judge, so I judged
about probably forty fifty contests. I got my mastress and then I'm like, you know what, it's time to cook, like the guys who were turning into all this delicious food. So then I would cook like three or four times a year, and then probably three four years ago we got into it, maybe doing ten a year, and that's kind of what our limit is. Yeah, and no, I mean you have the check off list, like I want to, you know, I want to get a call. Then I want to you know, I want to get a GC. I
want to cook the Royal, I want to cook the jack. Yeah. Yeah, I mean yeah, no, dude, I never would have had any idea. Man, I'm just a high school teacher cooking for fun in his backyard on the weekend. That wasn't on a horizon at all. Now, do any of your coworkers or did any of the teachers know about how big of this barbecue passion you got outside of outside of school. Oh yeah, no, they know for sure. A lot of them are. But my biggest, my biggest supporters and customers. So you know, we we
practiced cooking all the time. So I'll bring in some vacuum field stuff and spelled off to my teacher friends. Okay for a little teacher snack. So oh yeah, that's all about the sport. That's awesome, that's awesome. Well, Brett, hey man, I don't want to take up any more in time. We wanted to have you on here r gc of they give me, give me, give me another question, Give me another question. What country is next to? What country? Give me another one? Ask
the history. Give me, give me another question. Give me give me a harder one. Give me a harder one. Right, What are what are the four What four states the United States make up the four corners? The fourth states of the United States that make up the fourth corners. One of my favorite states is Utah, Nevada, Arizona. And what's the other one? I don't know? Questions to New York. Alright, California? Can I just say that having a having families and kids deliver your groceries isn't
cool. It's not cool, right, bro, text me that it's not cool, right, It's not true to the store man just walking around. Look, I'm not trying. Look, I'm not trying to get cool points. I'm just trying to use the convenience services. It's not cool. So it's zero points. But but you at least know what easy card is over here? What el Kyle. We had spoke French to them, but but I didn't intend for a whole family to drop off my deodorant. I've had
it happen before too, you know. And then they slide off the road and then you gotta help pull mom out of the ditch and she tries to give you money that you gave her. Is that cool? It's not It's not cool. Look all right, bro, Hey, we won't take up any more of your time. We'll keep rambling. But I appreciate you coming on. Man, thank you for chatting with us. In twenty twenty three, R G B mackint B mackin Yo, Yo Yo. Tell Derek to have that drink ready when we hook up again. It'll be in India.
The Yeah, I'll be there, still coming in yep, Up, I'm there. Yeah, but they cancel s c A. Yep, it's case seven o'clock. We'll be having that seven am. We'll be having that drink. Alright, Yes, sir, I appreciate it, all right, Brett, I appreciate you, man, Thank you, appreciate you man, bad boy who bro r g c of the hot? You don't want to hot? That's huge? Hey, question question for you, Phil, I got another car? Are we getting paid? Are you getting paid today? By
the mount words? You say? Why, there's a lot of work. You've been saying a lot over top of our Yes, mister b Mack was trying to celebrate his jack. Dats like you were into the jack? Dator was? I was in jack? I was in the jack. You're in the jack. You had a day party today? No? I didn't have a day party. Is this not the most a wink? Feeling goodness? Now now I'm too away before you be like you get off your phone? Hey you do, but set up Brett say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was just kidding hard time. All right. So that's my friend. So all right, so let's keep rolling here. So Kyle, this past weekend you came in and you you looked quite disheveled, and if you would have had hair, your hair would have been looking like over the place. You were stressed. Well, tell the America who came in here first. This is the second time, broat him. I jump out of my truck and was like, oh, this is the second time I ever beat
you here. And I was like, We've had this podcast for a year and a half. Congrats, I'll take those. It's true. All right. So you said you had a stressful weekend. No, not really stressful, Bro, I just got listen to this. So you did catering? You said, yeah, so I was originally signed up and ready to go to the Laperla Festival. Did you guys see any of this now in in Mexico, Mexican? You're going to go to Mexico in Mexico? Was yes,
I was, No, he wasn't. Okay, Phil, all right, anyways, No, I don't see the little So they had this massive like this massive outdoor out grilling like pits in the road and big old steers and everything. So it sounded like Waddell massive festival. Sound like the Waddell City Market Street. That's the block. So okay, can I alright? Alright? Go ahead. So I'm watching this this festival right like, I'm like, I have to go this, I have to go this, have
to go this boom. I get booked for a catering gig on that Saturday, right, So I'm like, all right, So I'm seeing all these pictures and videos of my brother's pissed. We'll get back, We'll get to why my brother's pissed Sunday. Okay, So now it's Saturday. Vastia Festivals going down in MEXICALI. Now we got to go cater a wedding. So it was a full service deal. I showed up at the at the at the wedding. What do you say full service? I know that's what and
you say full service? Does this mean that you are serving the people? Wait? Like table service. Wait, it gets even worse. It's probably him, his brother and pop service that somebody's please tell me, please tell me, please tell me. You guys wear a penguin suit like you guys get all dressed up. Please step brothers, please exactly, please tell me, please please. We're asking the question that everybody wants to. We set up a buffet line, we played everybody's food, and we do the dish
it. It's a whole thing. But you didn't answer the question are you wearing a tux? No, I'm in. I'm in cargo shorts, camelflags, cargo shorts and nothing. Nothing behind barbecue shore. Nothing sounds class like some camo. We never do. It's a thing. That's what we were. Where was this wedding? At? Want to for? I have a feeling in Wadell. If you walked around with an insurance card on a fishing line, you could pull any girl that town like Sure's card, Look what
I got. You don't need to have an m X. You just you just roll, you just roll your uh's, your Blue Cross card down the street and it'd be like just because they be chasing the dental plant, the dental plan, and I coverage too, I mean to throw some debts dental in there. That's the only thing they ask king. Okay, So anyways, you did a full service wedding, all right, So let's just back let's just backtrack for a second. Yes, there's a famous UFC fighter,
Sugar Sean the hairt got crazy hair Sugar check us out. So I've been you've been kind of stalking them DM No, no, no, no, no, but like you said, he goes like the Walmart in town or close by, right, and you told the people have seen him, and like you, you chase them. Correct. So and now you're gonna wat listen to a couple of podcasts and he talks about he used to live in Scottsdale but he has to get out of the limelight because the clubs were screwing
them up. He was doing all kinds of crazy stuff and he had to get out. So he tells Rogan. He's like, yeah, I moved to this small, little hillbilly town. And the guy's like wad Dell, Arizona, And I say, wait, wait rewind So he moved to Wadell, Arizona, right, So I'm like, okay, that was a compliment he said in a little hillbilly town. Cow's like, yes, he moved them, yo, but a UFC fighter he probably running water. Then, So on Snapchat they have these pub public profiles. Now you been on Snapchat
recently? No, I'm not twelve, Yeah exactly. Oh by the way, Snapchat, okay, we're not even go yes please. So I'm following this dude and he's taking videos of him like feeding his chickens. He's petting his cow. He's got this pink he's got this pink chicken coop. He's got a lifted golf cart that he drives up and down the streets. And I'm looking at the back of the streets, the streets from behind the camp. I'm like, Damn, that looks familiar. That looks familiar. That
looks so he's he's close, bro, he's close. My brother and I have been on this mission, like we have to find out like where how about you just find the one house that probably has like a fairly nicer, newer car in running Water, No, bro, because it's all garage. Everything'sa nobody keeps her cars anyways, We're not going there look for running water,
bro. So my brother and I have been on this mission because I'm thinking, you know what, I find out where this dude lives, I'm gonna stuff his mailbox just full of rubs and then he's gonna and then he's gonna beat you. Yeah, and it's illegal. I don't know the plan. I just that was my vision because I'm serious. I think if I ever met this dude in real life, like you ever know, like if you ever met somebody you'd be like, I would shoe. I would be
homies with that guy. I would be friends with that guy, like anybody famous you ever look at him me like, damn, we would be friendl Not you, Baryl. You talk to a lot of celebrities, a lot of country music type stuff. You don't ever like look at a dude and like even you haven't even met him yet, and you're just like damn, Like I I think him and I would be cool, like we would kick it. Yeah. Maybe, but you say that about everybody. No,
I don't. Yeah, I mean you are of a stage five, so maybe this is this is going into a stage five here here, I mean, now you're talking about stuff in people's mailboxes like bro Okay, yeah, I know, Okay, we'll get there. So I go to this wedding. Now it's Saturday. I go to this wedding. Food's ready, I'm setting up tables, I'm doing all this this. What did you make for the wedding? What do we do? We had pull pork, we had brisket, we had chicken, mac and cheese, potato, salad, coleslaw,
beans, and that's it. There was no greens, no green like no brought no salad like you gave them at Okay, okay, all right. So I'm setting up ready to go, and you know, it's like it's hot out, we're outside it like this. It's just garbage. So this old man comes up, big old Man's, hey, how's it going? Yeah? What's up? Man? Yeah, I'm the owner of this.
I'm like, oh awesome. And uh so he's like, yeah, my grandson's getting married and this and that, and then he goes into you know, I lost my wife a month ago, and he's going into terrible's going this whole story. He's like yeah, He's like, but my neighbors. He's like, my neighbors are always coming over and talking to me and hanging out blah blah blah. We get into the like how long you been here? My old man lives down the road. They we're talking blah blah
blah. Next thing I know, he's like, hey, do you watch UFC? And I just knew. I just looked at him. I said, yep. He's like, you know who my neighbor is. I was like, oh, He's like, you ever heard of Sean O'Malley. I was like, bro, what? So he points over to this guy's backyard. Right, there's the pink chicken coop, there's the cow, there's the chickens, there's the hammock. He lays it, and I'm like, bro,
d hammock was like the hammock. He lays it. You don't think you over, you went way beyond no, b No, it's just on snapchat. I watched the snap chest So I'm telling him. I was like, yo, is he into the Wedding's like, is he coming to the wedding? He said, I invited him, but it's his birthday and he's
going out of town. Blah blah blah. Next thing I know, within thirty minutes, you hear this when no, no, no, right, and I'm like, oh ship, I kind of excuse my language, kind of look over there's a pink lambo backing up Bro going down his private driveway leaving what Dell's like, you know when the stars on. He's just like, like, you solve the murder, Bro, Like you saw I know where he lists. I know where list Okay in a big lamb. So I'm all jacked up watching Bro. I'm just like, we got him.
So now now now I'm in this debate like, what I should do next? What do you mean what you should do next? Hell? Man, hello, give him his privacy? Damn it. Do you realize this is a very dangerous man like you may be a very nice man, but he is. He is trained to put people to sleep with his with multiple brods in his body. I get it, bro, Yo, I you know what I think. I think you should go by with a basket of sausages. That's what I think you should do. I swear you should go by
with the best stuff sausage recipe you have. All Right, so you see him leaving in Yeah, so I'm like, okay, so now I know where you goes. So now I'm in this debate whether I'm just gonna mail him some some seasonings and all this other stuff. So so now it's wedding time, right, and bro, the people getting married, like I must be so old, because like the girl getting married, she's no older than twenty three years old. The dudes like twenty four or five ish, and
they're all he'll bullied out. They got the wranglers, the boots, the little bow tie things. Oh they were dressed like you. The cowboy hat, bro, the Wadelle uniform, so all right. So yeah, so so the wedding party comes walking out and you know how they do. Oh, here's the wedding party. Here's here comes say, first time ever, they're the wedding party is coming in. So they're doing these little shooters and what's coming in And they're doing all this crazy stuff and my dad's looking at
me. He's like, this is what you guys do. And I was like, you guys, what you know? No, I don't know what's going on. So they're like, cheers in doing a little dance. Now, the best man and the best woman or what do you call that bright her they're walking. It's their turn. And this dude's too eighty probably six four, big old, young looking so he goes walking up to the dance floor. Bro, he does a cartwheel. Epic fail. Swe guy and everybody laughed. It was like the wedding was like, oh, I know,
my brother left. It's like now the dude can't get up. Oh so there's the bride and the dude getting married the whatever room. Yeah, they're back there. They're just like looking at this this big old fat dude laying on the ground on the parquet floor. Yeah. So like the wedding party had to like come over and like pick him up. He couldn't he can't walk. Oh the DJ doesn't wait, was he like paralyzed? No, bro, his knee was just jacked and I think his back because he
couldn't see it. I don't know. I was going to do a car with what I'm saying, bro, you two hundred and eighty pounds, what are you doing? A cartwheel form? And probably hammered. Okay. But so they take him to this chair and this one guy stands up saying, oh, I'm a paramedic, and I'm like, what is going on? Like then I'm thinking, okay, this is all set up. This is
a fake. This is fake. This is this can't be real. They get his pants and the guy pulls out some random dude pulls out of pocket knife because what else you gotta have a pocket knife on the wedding, cuts his jeans. Bro, jeez, wait, he's the best man. He got jeans on at the wedding. Wait, he got it. He got
jeans on a barrow at the wedding. He's the best man. So they pulled, they bust his jeans and then they cut it open and somebody out of nowhere has one of those guys, and they wrapped the crap out of his knee. They wrapped his knee, wrapped his knee. The bride and groom have not walked down the freaking aisle yet, so they like wrap it and then they carry him to a car, and then he was gone. And then j like goes into this like slow country song. It's the Pridy
group walking down bro it was so crazy. And then you know they get to like, oh, let's tell speeches. The best man wasn't there to tell a speech. Some guy had to step up and he's like, well, I wasn't prepared for this hate beach. So okay, one more thing I just want to recap. So the Mexico thing goes down right. The Mexico s c A Awards wasn't till midnight, m okay, so midnight midnight.
We're all the same time in Mexico. You need. So I look at the results the other the next day on Sunday, and Steve Conway took Steak A and Steak B won a bold Congrat big Congrat stamp. But then I looked at how many teams were there, and my brother's all pissed off. He's like, damn it, we should have went blah blah blah blah blah. Because my brother's on a mission to get the ticket. So there was only eleven teams in Steak A, yeah, and nine teams in Steak
B. What it feels like I could have got my ticket. My brother was just like, yo, like if I would have, just because my brother's been on a roll, well not a role, but he's been on like a sixth place mission. He's been every contest he goes to. It's like sixth place, Steak, sixth place, Steak, sixth place stack and the ticket got handed down to Jerry Aguilar in seventh place. Yeah. Okay, So now Sunday, I'm cleaning everything up. Now it's time to hit
the road. I gotta go to the grocery store. I got things to do. So my brother and I we stop, we get some red beers, and we were going to the store and Bro, I'm driving down this aisle and you see the pink lambo. No, my brother's driving down this aisle and there's this big six seven, big old crackhead running straight at his truck. Bro with a shopping cart him and his old lady running straight at the truck. So my brother just parks and my brother's like, I think
they stole that, and I'm looking. I'm like, yeah, I think they did, because here comes the store manager and all these people. So now I got my camera, I got my camera shoot video of it. Yeah yeah, Bro, I'm watching the whole thing. Then the dude just like he's throwing ship. It's throwing stuff in the back of his truck, and the girl jumps in the front seat. I'm like, holy, and
he just looks at me and he's all methed out. Bro just gives me this big old middle finger, and I'm just like, this is the craziest thing in the world. Did you turn him? Are you snitch? No? I didn't turn him in, but they had him on camera. Yo. Yo. He looks like a cracked out Dwayne Johnson. He looks crack cracked out Johnson. Scary. Does that, dude, you look like the Rock My brother one of the widows start talking crap. I'm like, no, we should probably not do that. That's the mirror of bron Son.
That's my long ho on the league. It was a weekend. It was chronicles of Wide Dell. Baby, so the flips blown out knee two hundred and eighty pounds, bro blown out knee flip next to the UFC fighter Sean Sugar. Wow, Yo, I think Barrel we should invest in a reality show for Wide Dell. Call it the Housewives of Wide Real things. They wouldn't believe it. It was all staged. So has anyone ever got out of WEDL No, there's only one way in and one way out of the
fight club. It was club. What you hit, that's there's no getting up. Wow. So back to the Sugar thing. Yeah, you can't do that. No, no, please, here's my pendicle. What do we always tell you? Will always do it for the He'll always ends up in these areas we're like doing for the Okay, you don't know what he did, then what I'm telling you. He's got a private driveway and everything. I am a game doing that. No, there's no gate cares.
Yeah exactly, Bro driving down a UFC fighters driveway with a gift basket of sausage. This is what I want you to do. This is what I want you to do. No, because then I get a restraining order and I'm like, Bro, I'm just trying to be homies. I I will guarantee you the UFC fighters not gonna put his restrain. He's gonna spint his own traits for your ASTs. He's not gonna need the police to help him
out. So I think what you need to do. I think what you need to do is make like a pyramid of rubs at the end of his driveway, kick it out and then just he's sitting there. But you gotta film it so if he gets pissed off and he knocks it over, you go viral. If he drives through it, you go viral. And if he likes it, then you have a friend. Yeah. I mean, like, you gotta make a pyramid, like it's gotta be like six seven
feet tall. That's good, that's a good. But you know what, crazy glue him together so when he kicks it, this ship out of him just fall together. You can't knock the both, bro Because I always think, like I always think way outside the box. I'm thinking, yo, like we'll become friends. Like yeah, no, I think so I'll cook
barbecue for him and he's yo, I'm having a UFC fight. You want to go, I'm gonna put your logo right on my right on my that's where that's where, bro, And I'm gonna be like, yo, Dad, that's good. You're behind barbecue. Then just took off because of you know why, some Kyle built a pyramid of rubs in this dude's driving exactly and he couldn't get his lambeaux out. What a story, I'm what a story. I love it, Kyle. I think you should go for it.
Bro. I'm telling you the gift basket of sausages and the uh and and the rubs. I would leave the CAF's basket on his step, ring the bell, the rubs already set up, and yeah I would No, No, I would do it. You gotta have to do something, all right. But let me let me know when that's gonna happen so I could be there police. Yes, I just want to watch this, all right. So this weekend we're all the three of us are gonna be a what time is that ten o'clock, ten o'clock, ten to three, Get there,
like yoyle. I'll be there a little bit later. I have a breast cancer awareness walk thing at Tempytone Lake. You're walking and something, He goes, damn, right there, what's about stand there and take pictures. Are walking on Tempytone Lake in a barrel? I don't know. I'm gonna stand there and take a tue. Yes, we'll be there. We'll be there from ten to three. No, but so what are you cooking? Don't even look at me today? I got the call today Josh said that
I have to bring my own equipment. Yeah, yeah, Bro, I ain't got no equipment to bring it. So all at your house. So when you load up, going to bring all of his stuff to this own event that he has to have a filled the grill tent. Now you're having your own tent. I guess now I might have a green Mountain tent. Bring one of the green mountain grills a table? What are you gonna cook? I'm just taking my truck. I don't have a room. One can, bro, one can. No one can a table in the tent.
I'll make it happen. I can't do it. You can. You got that big body bends outside? Baby? Are you taking your trailer? I wasn't planning on it. He don't have to. You could put two tents, two tables, two cans and two tables. I gotta take three cans. What see here we go, we go. He looks like he's cooking for a couple. I went to this last year. It was last year, two years ago. Holy hell, is it busy. It was slamming because it's the the barbecue islands. The barbecue island sits right next to a
target. Is like a target. Yeah, there's like a target. A couple of other things, like in the plaza. And dude, as soon as people see it and they smell it, Dude, it was just I mean, I went with Jason Baker and Green Mountain. We cooked pizzas. They're going to do pizzas again this year. Biscuits. We were slamming. Dude, it was busier than all. Hell. Nah, but I can't. I'm ready for this event. Can I borrow one of your cans? One of your three? Damn bro, No, not one of the three.
I can bring one of yours? Yo? What are you making that you need three cans? I'm not telling you what I'm making, bro. I'm there to impress. I'm there to sell rugs. That's what I'm there. What you got to give out a couple of samples, A couple like like you do you? Yeah, I'm gonna do me, and we're gonna have content with the pod next week. And by the way, and by the way, I will help. I will bounce between the two of you and help until Phili pisses me off. And I'm gonna Kyle. I'll be
there probably, I think my thing. I gotta be there eight thirty. I'll probably be there. I'll probably beat to you guys between ten and ten thirty. Perfect, he set me up, and then I'll beat there. No, all right, so let's let's transition from that too. I gotta say I threw it in our group thread, but I gotta give Kyle his flowers, as Phil would say, the new rub money money, annie, honey, garlic on some wings. Yes, even an amateur hack like me
can straight up make some fire, I mean. And what's good about it is it's got all the flavor profiles that you want, but nothing too over the top. It's too sweet, it's not too garlic. It's just it's just fire, dude. It is damnang good. And when I like about it too, there ain't nothing out nothing against your other ones, like your pully mango. It's good. But there's a lot of people doing a hot
yeah in a sweet. I kind of put this in the same thing as your green chili bacon where there was nothing like it out there, where you're just like you look at it, You're like, what the heck? This is so different. But dude, them wings, So this fish. I'm not a big fish salmon. I'm a texture person. So I'm the biggest
salmon's Okay, I heard it's on salmon. You put that on salmon, You put hot honey on top of that, and you add some like uh, I put peanuts and hatch green chili peanuts on top of that, and I smoked it. Bro hash hash unhatched hatch green chili peanuts. I thought about doing that on some of those wings. Well you get hash green chili peanuts. I got a buddy that brought it from New Mexico for me to try. Hash hash hash not hash hash hash. Yeah, but they're great.
So if anybody's listening to this, we sold We sold out of a thousand bottles in three days. Yeah, really one thousands where you saw them at three days. I gave it to the crackhead that stole at the grocery store groceries from the grocery store. He looked hungry. He's got a thousand on sugar Shades up front. Drive away right now, shuttle belly. Actually wow, all right, well so next week next week should be good as and we're getna recorded. But but by the way, I got a videoographer
coming out Saturday. This is why he got three kids. He's always doing too much. Ba Hey, but hey, you can't can't hate in the hustle. But damn it gets annoying as hell. Hell you bringing people out for the film? What, Bro, I gotta get content content. You got enough content to roll over to twenty twenty five to keep going, Bro, you gotta keep going. I'm trying to take this on the road. Bro, I'm trying to when you're trying to go what broad level? What
Bro? Three or three? Three or three in bund is that where you live off of yes and sugar shan three or three? And it's far yo between between the two partners of this Feathers and Bones. They live on both sides of the earth. Like one lives all the way in California and the other one lives in in Meccula. That's like wires b was still ball around. We all lived in a perfect triangle, Bro, where it was.
That's no trigle. Smitty was the only one who lived in the vicinity of there was no other try you was in the Bermuda part of the trigle. Smitty was in the center of it. Oh my goodness. Sorry, this podcast is on the whole Yo. Look, look we had our boy Brad from b mac Brad. Yes, but it's felt the same. Okay, okay, awesome, So let me I gotta ask a question now. I know we just got done talking about content and stuff like that. Beryl, you've been killing it recently on your reels. Yeah, okay, Phil,
where you've been I've been on hiatus. Why what's going on? I gotta take a hiatus from social media? Yeah, because it gets a little too wrapped up. And you know what I meant, you gotta sit, sit out for like thirty days and kind of reevaluate life and then come back stronger than ever. You're on a revaluation. I'm gonna revaluate what you revaluating. I'm just reevaluating what social media really does to the normal mind, you know. And then how you know your brain? You are so full of brain.
The brain is such a sponge and you just adapt all of these bad influences by you know, being on social media. So therefore you're not doing nobody. You're not pay anybody to do your social anymore. Bro, that's what that means exactly. You ain't got no cash social media person so years. So I am actually chilling for a little bit. But it's only because I got a lot of little small things going on that I want to finish up strong or fourth quarter on. And when I come back, I'm coming
back louder than never. No, because there is part of my production that has been Is this what the new roughs? Yes? So is it still? What's going on with that? It is coming. But like the bones and feathers, feathers and bones, you're not giving dates. I'm not giving them more dates either. Okay, it's bad luck. See see I'm learning, I'm learning. I'm learning. I'm learning. So birds and Bones isn't
gonna open person, bones and my rubs are never gonna come out. Birds and bones, I'm curious of birds and bones even exists, even exists. I think it exists. I think it's I think it's funneling money. You guys should come down. It's a laundering, all right, but on a note, on a good note, I will have Oh I shouldn't even put that in the atmosphere, but I should have some mock ups of my new rubs out at Barbecue Island this weekend. Okay, all right, are you
gonna slang the uh the original? Yes, I'm gonna slang original. Pause, but yes, I'm gonna slang original, and I will have the two new rubs and the new LABELSKA, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'll put I'll put a twenty spot on this. You want to take. He doesn't have the new rubs of the new rock ups or or or a table or a tent, or you gonna have nothing. You should have. Unbelievable, Bro. Every time I go to Green I mean Barbecue Island, they provide
like a green mountain grilling the tent outside. I just show up. I wasn't told today, But what are you talking about? I even knew, and I'm not even involved in it. Wait. I knew three months ago that you had to bring your own email that said make sure you're here at eight and bring every and Kyle also, and Kyle also told us on the pod three weeks ago. I thought that only applied to him. I was by Josh Day today. You better bring all right? Sorry, bro,
I just do I know. All right, let's go ahead wrap up this week's podcast. Thank you bring your stuff? Yeah, just bring my get used to it, to take care of him. Those who can do, those who can ter fill that should be, that should be feeling slogan Phil, bring bring my stuff. I can't. I can't do it. Tell you what how about this? How about he brings your stuff, but you take it home? Oh? Yes, but I need a ride home. I'll need a ride home, Kyle. I'll bring it home, but you
got to give me a ride home anymore. All right, Thank everybody out