DISPATCH: Turkish Elections to go to Second Round Run-Off

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE !

Michael breaks down the recent elections in Turkey for a very drunk and amused Haze, including the history of the parties, the alignments of the candidates and their backers, and expected cascades from the event in Europe and beyond. Another folder from the Enron scandal is unearthed in relation because we've all surrendered to our schizophrenia.