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Episode 3: Opening Doors

Jun 24, 202435 minSeason 1Ep. 3
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Vandy Monroe III is dead. But who done it? Active homosexual and amateur detective James Monroe thinks he’s found his man… but a second (gay) murder sends (gay) panic throughout the house!

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From KT Studios, the number one podcast, The Idaho Massacre, is Back. The new development in the univirthy of Idaho murder case. It was an unimaginable crime. One house, four victims, only one accused. If this is true, then this guy is the real-life dexter. Listen to season 2 of The Idaho Massacre on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We all know what that music means. It's time for

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confessions will broaden minds and help you pursue your true goals. You can listen to Sniffy's cruising confessions, sponsored by Gilead, now on the iHeart Radio app, or wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes every Thursday. Previously on, does this murder make me look gay? People, please, this fake cadaver means the real Vandy is alive and hiding in this house. He worships the male form. Look at his bedroom. Oh, and these statues marble imported from

Italy. Oh my god. Sarah Jessica Parker, these decks are levers, and the bookshelf is the door to a secret passageway. Up there, look, it's Vandy. Gabe Gonzalez, he's dead. Vandy's dead. For real this time. Excuse me, ma'am. Oh, young strap and form hand. No one has called me ma'am since I was married, but my husband died in a mysterious accident at the chicken coop. I never thought it was an accident, though, more like foul play. Also, I haven't been fucked in years. Call me Elizabeth.

Elizabeth? Elizabeth. Oh, El Sanwetch. No, maybe try less talking. The scourger head looks dark and cloudy. I think a storm's are coming. I bet you know a thing or three about things that aren't a common. We had to do that scene 20 times. Actors. More like hactors. Here, James have some popcorn. Thanks. They seem quite into each other. Are those your breasts? No, they're my eyes. Well, then, let me examine your corny eyes. Well, he was gay and she was gayer. Plus, her breath was ranked.

I remember saying, Michelle, I can smell you all the way in video village. Two days after we wrapped, she had ten root canals. This film should have been a masterpiece. No one had ever dared to set a horror film on a dairy farm before, but the reviews were awful. The New York Times said the script should have been slaughtered alongside the cows. The post said, I should be put out to pasture. And, news day, the official paper of Long Island, well, they didn't say anything at all.

I'd hurt the most. Why? What's that? Is that our scare crow comes alive? With a sickle? Run, sexy forehand. Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Why'd you turn it off? I find my old films hard to watch. When I do, I'm confronted with an ugly truth. I'm a failure. I've made money, sure, but I haven't made the impact I was dreamed of. I devoted my life to stories of suspense, but at the end of the day, who cares about Vandy Jeremiah Monroe III. I disagree. Your films mean so much to ones of tens of people.

I'd give anything to have a career like yours. Working in Hollywood is like being a soldier, except soldiers bravely defend our country. In Los Angeles, the only thing people defend is their own bad behavior. Call me old-fashioned, but I'd rather get screwed to my face than behind my back. What if you don't want to get screwed at all? Let me tell you a story, kid. This is good for you to know as a burgeoning artist. I was young director just starting out. I found a book called House on the Hill

that I thought would make a perfect oraflik, creepy mansion, serial killer, good stuff. I had this friend, Rice McBath, looking to make his mark so I brought it to him and we decided to partner up. He'd produce, I'd write and direct. Finally, once all the hard work was done, someone famous got wind of the project. Ever heard of Steven Spielberg? Of course. His cousin, Larry. The filthy rat. I get a call one day from Rice. He says, funny story. I just heard from Larry. He wants to

direct your movie. How is that funny, I ask? Because he tells me it's yours and he wants it. That should make you feel good. It makes me feel like you're going to fire me. I said, no, he swore I'd never. A month later, I was out of a job and Larry was on set in Pukipsi. He decimated my script. One reviewer said, it broke his brain. That's Hollywood for you. Oh, did you ever speak to your friend again? I waited and waited for Rice to apologize. He never did. But we all get ours in the end, James.

What goes around comes around, especially if it's Columbia. That's why my new film has to be a hit. Or I'm as good as dead. What about you? How's your novel? You are working on it, aren't you? Trying. But I just stare at my laptop and feel so lost. Then I usually disappear done a TikTok rabbit hole of body positivity videos and people who don't understand why Anthony is on Queer Eye. I can't say I understand any of that. But I can say that

when you're lost is when it's most important to keep going. Art keeps us alive after we're gone. I want to know, need to know, that some sliver of my soul will live on forever. Otherwise, what's the point of it all? Hell, what am I worried about? I'm not going anywhere. What is in very close wills and with your ears. See if you can guess which one of his quills. Maybe is the killer who is the killer who did it who wanted him there.

Who did it who crept in his bed who did it who was it you was it me who couldn't be who did it. They're dropping like flies who did it. These guys are like guys who did it. Was it you was it me who would it be does this murder make me look good. From KT Studios the number one podcast the Idaho massacre is back. The new development in the University of Idaho murder case. It was an unimaginable crime. In the early morning of November 13th, 2022, four University of Idaho students killed.

Police have no suspect and no murder weapon. A nationwide manhunt captivates the world. Moscow PD saying today they're now looking for a white Honda Elantra. There is now a suspect in custody. This is a PhD student in criminology. This is the guy. Will he be found innocent? He claims he has a nullified or phased death. Listen to season two of the Idaho massacre on the iHeart Radio app. Apple podcasts. Or wherever you get your podcasts.

We all know what that music means. Is somebody getting coronated? No. It's time for the Olympics in Harris. The opening ceremony for the 2024 Paris Games is coming on July 26th. Who are these athletes? When are the games they're playing? You may be looking for the sports experts to answer those questions, but we're not that. Well, what are we? We're two guys. I'm Matt Rogers and I'm Bowen Yang. And we're doing an Olympics podcast. Yeah. We're hosting the two guys five rings podcast.

You get the two guys us to start every podcast then the five rings term after. Watch every moment of the 2024 Paris Olympics beginning July 26th on NBC and Peacock. And for the first time, you can stream the 2024 Paris Games on the iHeart Radio app. And listen to two guys five rings on the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There's something different about the conversations we have later tonight. They often spin off in strange and wonderful directions.

So we asked what if those laid back conversations with some of the biggest musicians in the world and some of the most interesting new artists we love right now. Midnight Chats has already welcomed Taiman Paola, Charlie XCX, Mark Ronson, Finstaples, and many others. Our biggest and best series is happening right now. So join me, Greg Cockron, and me, Stuart Stubbs, as we talk to our favorite musicians about the things they don't usually talk about.

I'm feeling more okay with being a diva. There was one birthday when I went to a graveyard. Every partner that I've ever had when they look at my text with my mother or like, how are you sharing this information? Listen to the new series of Midnight Chats every Tuesday night on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite shows. Welcome back, queer listener. This is Vandy Jeremiah and Row the Third.

And if you recall, I'm dead. Initially it seemed to my house guess like, perhaps, I hadn't met my maker and was merely hiding from the potential killer. But then my body was found in a secret passageway, more ruined than jossy smolet's career. Personally, I don't remember dying. I do recall a tightness in my throat and in my chest, and then everything disappeared. A sort of like Kevin Bacon and Kira Sedgwick's fortune

when Madoff got his hands on it. I can say that because they've talked openly about it in the press. Anywho, my guests moved my actual body into the living room so they could examine me and figure out how I died. But remember, one of them already knew because they did it. Cut to my living room. Morning, go. He's dead. Again, I mean, look at Vandy's body just sprained out like that. My husband is certainly more flexible in death than he was in life.

Reginald, now isn't the time to make jokes. It's homophobic. Oh, master Vandy, look at his skin. Deaths does not become her. Well, folks, Vandy's worst fear has come true. He's been murdered. Did someone leave a record on? I read for you, Vandy. You done cold and cold. I didn't know they yes a long, overcorded memory. So what find me or I will be a memory to? I am kept in in this home. God, she really speaks to me. But how could international treasure layers

along I have known Vandy would be murdered? Her Antoinette Perry Award is like a giant eye. It sees everywhere. Also, it sounds less like a recording and more like her actual live voice coming from inside the walls. How ridiculous, Polly. You have more conspiracy theories than Marjorie Taylor Green or Sad President Fran Drescher, aka the Nanny allegedly. Isn't anyone concerned that the murderer is standing amongst us? Reginald, do you know who the killer is? Isn't it obvious?

It's Wilmer, gay gasp. We never should have let him out of that broom closet. Papa, how can you say that? Oh, now I'm your papa when you want something. But at your eighth grade graduation, I was what? What did you call me? Your real daddy's manhore. I never said that. Well, maybe I did. I was young and foolish. You're still all, Wilmer. You came here with a gun. You're broken to your father's room and now he's dead. Your suspect number one in my book.

Does you know I didn't do this? No, boy chick. I'm reminded of this time back in Dachau. When a friend Moses Jerusalem betrayed me, I'd been giving hand jobs for turnips to some of my bunk mates. Moses asked for one but didn't have a turnip to offer and return. So I refused. He reported me to the guards and I was spanked for being slutty. What does this story have to do with me? I trusted Moses and he

betrayed me. I trust you, Wilmer. But perhaps you betrayed me as well. You're on father. How could you? I didn't. I swear. Lock her up. Lock her up. Quiet, Moon. But also, yes, let's return Wilmer to the broom closet. Shock, Henry, get the rope. No, please. It smells like rotten old man ass in there. There. I've locked him in with a master key. Now, look, everyone. See the discoloration in Vandy's hands, how they're sort of green. Discoloration can be a sign of arsenic in his system.

The glass, Jacques stepped on in a secret passageway. It's possible Vandy's evening brandy was... poisoned. What was that? Oh, Polly expresses himself on the piano. Isn't that right, Polly? You know me well, Moonie. James, do you really think Vandy was poisoned? It's certainly possible. And where there's arsenic, there's an arsenic bottle. Everyone stay here. I'm going to search the rooms and see if there's any poison hidden around. Unless someone wants to admit what they've done.

Sorry. I'm not allowed to be in the water. I'm not allowed to be in the water. Oh, on that note, I'm going upstairs. Wait. Wait. Peepee and Jade. This bird before she drives us all insane. Peepee and Jade. I beg of you. All right, Angela, Landsfairy. Let's go. And so, James set off to discover what my house guests were hiding and if any of it was poison. In Jacques's room, there was enough viagra to kill an elephant. In Henry's, a chastity belt,

with a words chamber of secrets. In Kelly's, a suitcase, stuffed with candy corn and freshly printed headshots while Moon's nightstand was full of sleeping pills and toenail clippings. Paulie's room had sheet music, reginals, was dark as a tomb, and Wilmer's childhood bedroom had half a dozen one-direction posters and a closet full of Birkenstocks. James was confused. Very confused. Meanwhile, back downstairs.

Oh, that boy is finer than Froghares split four ways and his pants are tied, which I love. I mean, they're so tied I can see his religion. Kelly, we get it. You love Adam Ripon. Personally, I am more of a Johnny Weir fan. Speaking of dangerous messes, I can't believe it's still snowing. There's more powder outside than there was on my dick that one time I tried to snort coke. Off my dick. There's Hungary. He was here a second ago. My guest, Diaria, Vandy, the storm. It's also upsetting.

Maybe Paulie and I should sing something to. No! We're exhausted. We wouldn't be able to appreciate your artistry. I understand. Tush, are you staring at me? I am my Paulie. Yes, it's unnerving. Does anyone want a drink or a little sneaky snack? We're supposed to stay here. Plus, that's my job. Well, we can't starve. I'll get us some pick me up some of the kitchen. Can I get a diet coke? No, Wilmer. You killed your daddy. You don't get anything fizzy. Jacques, come help me.

Oh, and while you're at it, throw Vandy over your shoulder. Let's put him in the bedroom so we don't have to look at Corpse while we're eating. Well, Angela Lansfari, I've searched and searched and haven't found an ounce of poison anywhere. Oh, shoot the sherbet, slam the hen. Oh, girl. You really have a one-track mind, don't you? Look, uh... Hmm, what's in here? Reginald's art studio. Gothic, huh? Look at those candles. That's a fire hazard ready to happen. Oh, and an actual fireplace.

These must be his paintings. A lot of twinks. Twink, twink. That one's holding girls' gout cookies. Ooh, boogie, boogie. Cookey, crotch spiders. Is it me or do these canvases seem discolored? Almost like Reginald's painting on leather. Over there, the paintings covered with a bed sheet. And what do you want to put some underneath? Hmm, another twink. This one was just finished. The paint is practically glistening. And more girls' gout cookies. This twink is holding some mollus.

It's a very specific aesthetic. That makes me sort of hungry. What was that? And, all that's very, did you hear something? Ruh, up, pee, pee, and jame. Look, turkey, turkey, tonne, bird back rock. Oh, there's a window opened. There's the door in the window. Come on. As james continue to explore, Jacques and Kelly brought my body back upstairs. Then, they exchanged private words in the hallway where no one could hear them. Pay up, Kelly. Oh, I'm good for it.

I've got enough money to burn a whip, you'll, but it's not like I brought my checkbook with me And I can't Venmo you when I don't have any service. You promised that if I What's that? Who's there? Handry I wasn't eavesdropping. I swear I was coming back from the bathroom and got lost You dropped something a needle Like for drugs. Oh That no not mine. I've never seen it before in my life

Then why did you just pick it up and put it in your pocket? I hate clutter. It's the house elf in me He's really fucking weird tell me about it Well, Angela Lansferry the final bedroom left to explore Tusha's Lair me see Underwear socks Belly tees Way too many seventies porn magazines Gross Wait, what's

Arsenic gay gasp. I think I just found the murder weapon My thoughts exactly After James's discovery all eyes were on the German cook and who could blame them poison hidden in Tusha's bedroom When I was poisoned Suddenly Tush was more than a suspect. He was the suspect Please listen to me. I mean, isn't Jack Henry tie him up. We're out of rope then pull down the curtains

I hate those things anyway. There were Vandy's choice. Paisley. Who uses Paisley? I Agree I found those curtains extremely home of Hobick the moment I laid eyes on them here Stay still Tush. I can't help it. I tremble when I'm stressed put him in the broom closet with Wilmer Not the broom closet. I'm sure you've crammed yourself into tighter spaces than that Tush. You'll be fine Oh good will you let me out now? Yeah, not yet Wilmer

But you do have a visit. Let me explain let me explain Oh Go ahead let him bang Once Tush cools down. I want to interview him. He clearly did it chase closed. We don't know that for sure You said the weird color of Vandy's hands meant he was poisoned and Tush had arsenic hidden in his bedroom I agree There's something very Peter pedigrew about him for those of you who don't know Peter pedigrew was a friend of James and Lily potters who betrayed Henry enough

No one wants to hear about Harry Potter. It's over shows how much you know There's a hit video game in an upcoming TV series Reginald did you just hit me? Yes? And next time it'll be with my dick everyone chill remain calm. Did you forget Tush is the cook? What are we going to eat for lunch? Maybe we should let Tush out to make us sandwiches and then we'll lock him right back up What do you think? Paulie? I think whatever you think mooney. I'm actually a bit nauseous

Fine fine. I know it would come to this. I've seen part of yellow jackets Now I say we snack on little Kelly dipping sauce anyone me wait. Why? Jacques is all muscle you Mona's too thin Ick you You're just the army hammer pick of the week. Thank you so much, but no one is eating anybody

I either look for food in the kitchen or wait in your rooms. I have to handle Tush While this was happening Tush and Wilmer were making a pact in the broom closets But I know you're innocent and me I've only ever used arsenic to kill mice or Nazis You have to believe me. I do we're in this together I've got your back and you've got mine you're like a son to me a Son I want to molest but a son nonetheless Tush I need to question you about Vandy's death, but no funny business

Wilmer you're free really? There's no way you could have poisoned Vandy and hid said poison in Tush's room It wasn't enough time Plus you've been more or less tied up since we found you here. Thank you. Thank you They'll be maybe now you can untie me. I'm free I'm free mama So much for my alliance This is verse in big browser Nepotism's a bitch am I right? No, I asked the questions you tell me the absolute truth

Let's start with an easy one. Did you murder Vandy? No, I swear then why was there arsenic in your room? I don't know It's more confusing than the creative team. Oh, I'd been he fails Dean and funny girl They were setting her up to fail So you've never seen this bottle of arsenic not that particular one

I do keep arsenic in the kitchen pantry to kill off rodents, but never in my room. I want to believe your Tush But the evidence isn't in your favor If someone planted this arsenic in your room who and why people have been out to get me my entire life The Germans the gaze Michael Musto formerly of the village voice for no reason whatsoever Except he didn't like my look. This is no different Everyone in this house is sneaky. They all have something to hide Do you mean the affairs?

Earlier you said Vandy and Reginald you're fucking other people. Yes, but I don't know who that's too bad, but But I do know how say more Reginald is not a good man. I've seen him lower local boys to the house of the years He takes them to his studio and they Disappear Disappear how I'm not sure I've been too scared to investigate and master Vandy will

Think about it. We found him in a secret passage there. Does it lead? I'm guessing another bedroom An easy way for him to sneak around behind Reginald's back Wherever's that passage leads I bet whoever he's sleeping in there is having enough hair with Vandy What should I say? What's having in a fair Don't you have it tissue I don't may I wipe my nose in your crotch you may not While James continued to grill Tush Henry and Kelly bummed into each other in the upstairs hallway. Oh Henry

I was just looking for a fresh towel. I Need to take a shower Stinky I have a question Kelly. Yes, I can get you a discount at Raymorn Flanagan

I don't need a discount to an already discounted store. I'm a famous interior designer I put together my latest iris is doghouse from scratch My question is You and Jacques That isn't a question sorry You and Jacques I can't picture you together we fact believe it or don't believe it I don't well you should it was Hot what was your favorite position the end and Um The middle what kind of lover is Jacques hey

Buttered my button called me biscuit you lying fuck. I don't know about what or why But something isn't right here and I'm gonna find out Fueled by Tush's admission James knock upstairs back into Vandy's room and Open the door to the secret passageway you Walked slowly carefully have expecting someone to jump out from the darkness Some might say his pace was as sluggish as the plot of Carol We all love Kate Blanchett, but boring is boring finally There

Mm-hmm madam moon. I didn't do it. You're on her. I've never been inside Cindy Lopper's house let alone her walk in closet James, what are you doing here? How does you get inside? Through that the exit to the secret passageway from Vandy's room You have some explaining to do moon all right Can I at least get some coffee first to wake me up? You're tired a lot, huh? I'm a terrible insomniac so I take pills to fall asleep

But they make me groggy. It's a horrible cycle. I was looking forward to some proper fall from my doctor Conrad Murray, but after what happened to Michael Jackson well I decided to stick with a mixture of melatonin clonipin Zequel weed gamis and leraza pam do be safe

Moon I have to ask yes. I was sleeping with Vandy Not only that Vandy was funding my solo show my grand day, but so before you get any ideas I needed Vandy alive Paulie doesn't know I didn't want to hurt his feelings quite a way to treat your lover

Paulie and I aren't a couple we're friends and collaborators That's the best and only advice I ever got from my mother lovers are like toilet paper moan You're the man lose them Friends are the most important thing you'll ever have in this world friends And pancakes pancakes what can I say mama really loved breakfast food? Keep your friends close and your pancakes even closer

Mmm, they go to them. Can rest them help make out with them if you want but never Ever screw your friend once you do you are Now pass the syrup baby as far as I know Paulie is a sexual unless you can fuck a piano all He does his restored ones in his free time He stalked Steinway and son so many times he's on a do not sell to list all right All right, all right. Did you know there was a secret passageway connecting this room to Vandy's?

I swear on my vocal cords. I absolutely did not Weirdly I believe you in the kitchen Wilmer and Reginald search ravenously for something to eat Why does this kitchen have so many cabinets all I want are some freaking chips?

You know Perhaps I should host a say ounce to try and connect to Vandy spirit you barely wanted to connect when he was alive Why start now you got me You think dush would have sat some Doritos around here what in God's name is this Dorito Seriously when I'm feeling peckish I tend to enjoy a peanut M and M They were used for rations during the warrior. Oh Is this Arsenic Tosad he kept a bottle in the kitchen to kill mice He was telling the truth, but if Tush's bottle is here

Then who's was in his bedroom. Oh, man Tush is being framed We should tell James wait Before Tush was locked up in the broom closet. I was the prime suspect if we tell James about this it'll clear Tush but Put the spotlight back on me that means Tush might take the fall for something he didn't do is that bad? Yes, but I don't hate the idea I never liked that nosy chef anyway

Besides the wrong people go to jail all the time haven't you listened to cereal? I have and honestly I never mind Hide that arsenic in your pocket will Merl I'll keep your secret Thank you Dad Don't ever call me that again From KT studios the number one podcast the Idaho massacre is back

The new development in the University of Idaho murder case It was an unimaginable crime In the early morning of November 13th, 2022 for University of Idaho students killed Police have no suspect and no murder weapon a nationwide manhunt Captivates the world Moscow PD saying today they're now looking for a white Honda Alantra then a shocking arrest there is now a

Suspect in custody. This is a PhD student in criminology. This is the guy Well, he be found innocent he claims he has a nullified or face death Listen to season two of the Idaho massacre on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts We all know what that music means is somebody getting coronated no It's time for the Olympics in Paris the opening ceremony for the 2024 Paris Games is coming on July 26 Who are these athletes? When are the games they're playing?

You may be looking for the sports experts to answer those questions, but we're not that well, what are we?

We're two guys. I'm Matt Rogers and I'm Bowen Yang and we're doing an Olympics podcast Yeah, we're hosting the two guys five rings podcast You get the two guys us to start every podcast then the five rings term after Watch every moment of the 2024 Paris Olympics beginning July 26th on NBC and Peacock and for the first time You can stream the 2024 Paris Games on the I heart radio app and listen to two guys five rings on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

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Britney Christina that's not who we were thinking about try again Shirley Bassett Tina and again Madonna Cindy on Whitney Houston Mariah Carey No, there's still someone you're missing Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen in particular leather twink Bruce Springsteen just very Hand on hip-sacrified Bruce This is because the bus belongs to us a serious journalistic quest to get Bruce Springsteen Recognized as the queer icon we know that he is there's so much potential with him on my dating profile

I had something about being a fan of Nebraska era Bruce Springsteen. It's like you squin and everyone can be a birch Listen to because the bus belongs to us on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Ah commercials. There's nothing like advertisements for things you only sort of need I'll have what she's having et cetera et cetera Now things are starting to get interesting here Follow me to my elegant country staircase where James is just bumped into Henry

Sorry, I didn't see you your captain practically blends into the wallpaper. Huh are those? Cox on the fabric perhaps to the untrained eye they look phallic but no They're cucumbers and the little ones underneath the long thick one are cucumber slices Okay, sure. What are you doing trying to get service to call the police? No to get on Dictock It's like TikTok for penis content. I know it's a long shot with a power out

But not all of us are lucky enough to have random hotties fall into our arms. What do you mean? Seems like everyone here is partnering off but me Jacques and Kelly if you buy it Reginald and that tasty little cookie of his Ron and Hermione Harry and Jenny even mademoun and Paulie probably dry hump every night hold on who's Reginald been seeing?

I don't know exactly But I did see some slim hunk hawking thinments yesterday before you arrived Long story short Reginald showed him to his studio to docee doe if you catch my drift Wish I could attack a long you know there was a painting in Reginald studio of a twink holding girl scout cookies Several actually I wonder if Reginald used the twink you saw as a model, but if so where is he? Where is the twink in the broom closet? Tush struggled to break free from his chains Come on come on

Stupid hand cut stupid hands. I have to get out of here before I figure you'd show up framing me for the nice touch Well guess what my price just doubled next time on does this murder make me look gay? People hello there has been another murder remember

My dick has never been inside his butt in fact. It's never been near his butt Mom it didn't raise no fool a virgin and a unique sure, but not a fool Bears offers wolves foxes gym bunny subs doms cubs chubs It is literally impossible to be a gay man

I asked you all to tell me the truth so I can find the killer then I stumble on you two fucking Does this murder make me look gay stars Michael Yuri as James Wilson Douglas Sills as Reginald divine Robin De Hisus as Wilmer Monroe Cheyenne Jackson as Jacques Saint-Coc Sean Patrick Doyle as Madame Moon Brad Oscar as Tush von Munch Nathan Lee Graham as Henry Jacobs Frankie Grande as Kelly Raymore and Flanagan Seth Radecki as Paulie Barker

Leah Delaria as TJ featuring Kate McKinnon as Angela Lansferry with Leia Salonga as herself and Jonathan Freeman as Vandy Jeremiah Monroe the third Additional performances by Ryan Steele Mallory Portnoy Emily Lynn Nacho Timbunding written and directed by Ted Mallowar executive producer Ted Mallowar

executive producers for ninth planet audio Elizabeth Bayquit and Jimmy Miller Hank Woodard served as story editor Original score composed by Peter Lerman Original score produced and mixed by Alex Bonoff theme song performed by Ted Mallowar written by Ted Mallowar and Peter Lerman

Piano accompaniment for Madame Moon by Jacob Yates Casting by Adam Caldwell Karen Castle and Rachel Hoffman at Chelsea and Company Audio post production by 1000 birds Principal recording dialogue editing sound design and mixing by Torin Geller Andrew Tracy and Haley Livingston

Audio post executive producers Gwen Frailing and Kira McNite production coordinators Hannah Dickinson Jillian Langanelli is a Bella Dansey and Rose Kelso Kiart by Ben Weisman production accounting by Dillpreet Singh special thanks to Jordan Surf Daniela Federman Morgan Gold Eric Harper

Aaron Junkin Chelsea Krebs Will O'Donnell Don Saltsman Michael Sterns and Josh Pulse does this murder make me look gay is a production of ninth planet audio in Association with I Heart podcasts this podcast was recorded under a sag after a collective bargaining agreement I don't know I don't know

I don't know 9th planet audio I don't know From KT studios the number one podcast the Idaho massacre is back the new developments in the University of Idaho murder case It was an unimaginable crime one house for victims only one accused If this is true then this guy is the real-life dexter

Listen to season two of the Idaho massacre on the I Heart Radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do we all know what that music means It's time for the Olympics in

Eris I'm Matt Rogers and I'm Bowen Yay and we're doing an Olympics podcast. Uh, yeah We're hosting the two guys five rings podcast watch every moment of the 2024 Paris Olympics beginning July 26th on NBC and peacock and for the first time you can stream the 2024 Paris Games on the I Heart Radio app. And listen to two guys' five rings on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Curious about queer sexuality, cruising, and expanding your horizons?

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