Pat & James talk about... *The American League Champion Houston Astros *The Yankees *Ranking the postseason wins in 2017 *Previewing the World Series *Bees *Haunted Trees Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.
Patrick and James discuss... *I don't exactly know. Something about the Astros and how good they are. Brought to you by Bravado Spice.
The Haunting Hour is Patrick's rogue live show that haunts in the late hours and has no set time, guest, or topic. Anything goes, and this show got extremely spooky. Try some Bravado Spice hot sauce now!
Pat defends Alex Bregman's right to respond to anyone talking trash on the Internet, and then takes it much, much further...well, just listen. Definitely not safe for work.
Patrick and James log on to talk about... *Nothing in particular, really *Cole Hamels: racist? *The necessity of bulletin board material *What would constitute a playoff disaster? *Verlander or Keuchel in G1? *Shaman Noodles and Amish Carriage ground effects -Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice
Comedian Dave Ross comes on the Bozoathon at, what, 2:30am? To discuss: *This can't be recapped. *Explicit lyrics
Astros Great Kevin Goldstein, for some unknown reason, joins the Bozoathon (right after the Astros lost the first game to Oakland) to discuss: *What it's like to overreact to 0.6% of the season *How to regulate #AstrosTwitter *The amount of information they have, that we don't have *Discussions within the front office *His prediction for when we will hit the wall *So much more
At 12:17am (5:17 into the show) WFAA's Levi Weaver came on to talk about: *Jon Daniels and the Rangers' decision not to swap series *When we were gonna hate life *Patrick and James disarm a potentially volatile situation *The best heckler in Texas
Patrick and James return from the Bozoathon Layoff to discuss: *What were you doing in Fall 2001? *Have the Astros ever lied to us? *The painful rebuild to present. *Postseason questions: McCullers? Beltran? Fisher? Verlander? *We recap the highs and many, many lows of the Bozoathon. Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice
Patrick, James, and (sometimes Tim) talk to Nick Mundy about: *The rotation *Options if the rotation isn't ready *Who's not on the playoff roster
Patrick and James talk to Space City WX's Matt Lanza about... *How did Hurricane Harvey happen? *When did things go wrong? *What meteorological models are the most reliable? *A bunch of weather stuff *What does the European model say about the 2017 Astros post-season?
Patrick and James (mostly Patrick) talk to WORLD-RENOWNED comedienne Nikki Glaser, between shows in Houston, about: *What a terrible idea the Bozoathon is *Bumble and the problems with dating apps *The use of LOL *James is actually The Catch
MLB.com's Jonathan Mayo joins the Bozoathon to discuss: *The Verlander Trade *The Astros farm system *Houston, in general
Patrick and James talk to Comedy Central's, The Onion's, The President's Show's Mike Drucker about: *Living through hurricanes *The funniest joke/bit I've ever heard
Part One of Patrick Hates the Moon
Patrick and James talk to Fat Tony on the Bozoathon about: -Fat Tony's *very extremely good* album MacGregor Park -Fat Tony's experience with hurricanes -History of Houston rap cross-pollenation -What Fat Tony has going on
It's the Lana Berry segment of the 24-hour Bozoathon! Recorded during the evening of Friday, September 8, we talk about: *The Rangers *How many children Jon Daniels has sent to a Romanian prison camp *The outlook of the Rangers/Astros rivalry *Audio quality is meh. Deal with it.
Patrick and James discuss the latest disaster to befall Houston as well as: *Friend/Family check *Harvey is a punk-ass bitch *Similarities to Ike *Joel Osteen is the White T.D. Jakes *Aren'tlington *A bunch of other stuff *Announcing the Lima Time Time Podcastathon *Give our sacks of money to the Houston Food Bank Sponsored by Bravado Spice.
Patrick and James discuss: *The slump *How stupid the slump actually is *The injuries, oh God, the injuries *Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again *The AL teams what scare us most *Keuchel's return *Dustin Zoolander *Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon Sponsored by Bravado Spice, who are great people with a great product who owe us great sacks of money.
James flies solo to talk to his traitorous brother-in-law about his Rangers fandom, as well as: *Why is this dude a Rangers fan *Hole Camels *Other stuff *Rougned Odor's little brother jerking off teammates *Which Astros would he swap out for trash Rangers players *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice
Patrick & James discuss: *Continued thoughts on the Trade Deadline That Wasn't *How Patrick would respond to Dallas Keuchel, were he Jeff Luhnow *Justin Verlander - with not a single mention of Kate Upton *Baseball was not meant for Twitter *Questions, answered. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who are definitely contractually obligated to provide us sacks of money.
Patrick and James discuss the following: *The trade deadline *Losing Aoki *Upgrading to Fisher *A special appearance from James' wife Kami *No one knows anything *Please don't tweet *Throwing a book in the fire when you're halfway through *Don't Sponsored, as always (and for now) by Bravado Spice
James flies solo while Patrick "Hollywood" McLellan is at a party on a Wednesday night and goes off on... *Trading for Yu Darvish, in terms of Aroldis Chapman and the Cubs *Some questions, answered *Mostly it's about trading for Yu Darvish Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.
It's Episode 54 of Lima Time Time! Patrick and James... *Initially despair over Carlos Correa's hand injury *Discuss potential trade targets *Patrick is Billy Beane; James is Jeff Luhnow *James is Billy Beane; Patrick is Jeff Luhnow *Is this the window? *The Astros are Alabama *Probably other stuff *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.
James and his buddy Joe's 10-year old son Sammy talk about: *The Jose Quintana trade *Who's on Sammy's list for the Astros? *Biggest surprise/disappointment of the 1st Half *World Series predictions! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice!
Patrick and James make a triumphant return and talk about: *A review of the Diamond Club *Ranking the Houston sports GMs *Idolizing a front office *Fake hustle *Alex Bregman and the #AstrosTwitter culture *Fixing the All-Star Gam Sponsored by Bravado Spice and Out of the Park Baseball!
Patrick and James talk about a wide variety of subjects, including: *Playing Oakland *The weakness of the AL West *Would you trade the Corpus roster for Mike Trout? *Trade candidates: who needs 'em? *What is Derek Fisher? *The Astros' start helping the trade market *2017 vs 2005 And a lot of other things I don't necessarily remember. Sponsored, as always (for now), by Bravado Spice.
Patrick and James return for the first time after coming off the 10-Day DL and discuss: *How much of the sky is actually falling? *Yu Darvish *The best pitchers in the AL *Are the Astros gaming the 10-Day DL? *Trade scenarios (if necessary) *Jeff Banister's bit *Snake City *What do you do if you're drafted by a team you hate? And a whole lot more! Sponsored, as always, by our friends at Bravado Spice and by the new burgeoning metropolis Snake City.
Patrick loses his cool about the show Lost as a guest on The Whiskey Brothers Podcast
Pat, James, and special returning guest Nick Mundy discuss: *Is this real life, is this just fantasy? *Which starter, if any, would you go get? *Would the 2004-2005 Astros hate this team? *George Springer or Kyle Tucker? *Or Derek Fisher? *Astros Twitter Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice. The best hot sauce you could put in your mouth.
