"I paid someone to queue for me..."

In this episode: Stephen complains about the early rise required for this week's recording, and how he needed to use too much tongue to drink out of his co-hosts water bottle - much to Ryan's dismay. He also talks about the horror of food abbreviation, and accidentally talking jive to a waiter.Ryan tells the team about the time he found himself on old person stag party, and his neighbour's tragic, single-firework spectacular. He also regales how a local seagull is causing chaos within the community, and hosts this week's feature, 'Undercover Josh,' where he tests Stephen and Josh's knowledge of the financial reward given in the world's most bizarre jobs. Email us: [email protected]  Follow us on Instagram: @dodgingdeathpodcast       Follow Stephen on Instagram: @stephenwilliams.jr   Stephen's website: www.stephenwilliamsjr.com    About the show: Dodging Death is a weekly comedy podcast, hosted by Stephen Williams Jr and Ryan Paton. Join them for an hour of generally uninformed, irrelevant chat - where they discuss topics such as celebrity builder Nick Knowles, the daily threat of gout and bus driver rivalry. Despite its name, the podcast will offer little in the way of information towards how you can, in fact, avoid an untimely demise. If anything, it’ll only make your fear of it worse...