S4 - Ep. 73 - Karen & Chris

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To ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris.

Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgarreth.

We are leaving for my house, which is rare, I know, but it's so exciting. Please take a left.

Okay. Another reason today is exciting is because it's Chris's birthday.

That's right, I am fifty years old.

Is this the Big five? Oh?

Yeah?

Holy shit? How do you feel?

I mean? I went to bed feeling like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm at a halfway point, and then I woke up like, who am I fooling? I'm not going to live to be a hundred. Maybe that'd be great if I did. I'm not saying I won't. My great grandma did. But it's more of a three fourths. Oh god, is it two thirds?

Could be a two thirds or could be a seven tenths or.

Yeah, if you're a oh no, that would have to be an accident.

Maybe these guys are no, they this is gorgeous.

Yes, I this is Look at this, Look at this rounded glass on this is that a turn? Yeah?

That's so pretty.

That is the kind of As a kid, an anxious kid, I had nightmares about a baseball knowing into that kind of class, in that kind of glass, or that.

Was sent there by you, or just in general.

Just in general, I just felt for homeowners, even as a child.

Of course you did. You've always been an EmPATH.

Uh and we shall turn right, okay.

But all these yes, all these people have to do their things, all dough mine.

The uncontrolled intersections around here. This is the I think we've driven through in the past. We have for sure, Okay, okay, So everyone knows this is the most Victorian homes in all of Los Angeles, and I live near it, although I am not in it, but it is. I get so excited about them that this is where I drive around and do my cameos.

It's just so pretty. It's like there's actually architecture interesting. I mean that it's interesting, like what was that?

Even that rundown kind of a lot of them look like haunted houses, especially the Thriller house. But there is one street that is one more one more block and the Milturn Left. But I want to get everyone's feedback about this house that seemingly has a CBGB's awning, which I've seen the guy out there working on his motorcycle. Left turn here, Carroll Avenue is apparently the street. This is the this is a horse historic street with the most Victorian homes. That is the Thriller House there?

Oh cool? So has it always looked like that?

I burnt. I don't know. And it's funny, very fittingly. The person that lives in there just peeks out the window and there's one flickering light. She's really in character.

Wow. But oh look at the yes.

Look at that rounded like, I don't even know what that is.

I don't either, have never seen that. And there's a lot of Victorian.

Homes in my hometown, so like I kind of thought I've seen it all before.

And this is this one house. The more gothic. Of these had a Black Lives Matter a poster and the other one had a Trump thing. But I saw them always.

Almost like across the street from each other.

Yeah, but I see it. I've driven through here enough to see that they are indeed friends and they put their politics aside. Nice to take a rite, okay, and yes, yes.

Wow, you know it's funny. I'm the one.

I was having all those reactions like I hadn't been there before, even though I'm like, yes, we've done this, like at least twice.

But I feel like I.

Always looked up instead of down, so like I was always looking at the same side of the street, and the other side of the street had those crazy like that was like a porch with a built wooden instead of like the usual lattice. It was circular porthole, a gigantic port hole.

Yeah. Yeah, like you're walking into a submarine shaped porch.

Or a Lord of the Rings style port.

Or some sort of a horizontal well.

It's the ring well turned sideways and the girl with the wet hair comes out forward from.

It, right right. It's horrifying and gothic but so ornate, and you really got to appreciate the woodwork. And then you're just in a neighborhood like this. These are the homes that like remind me of any university district in like a Midwest town.

These lemon trees in the front yards very inniscent of old Los Angeles when it was all citrus groves.

Yeah, there are a lot of lemon trees.

Oh there's one for sale. Just the tree, please, we'll take four lemons. That's seven thousand dollars. Put a skeleton on a.

Bike, take it right here. Oh that's fun. That's what you do when that's the bike equivalent of right, okay, putting like a planting flowers in the hood of your camaro. Yeah on blocks. Yeah, this is it's just a cool neighborhood. The fact that we're near downtown it's not lost on me. Although i'm lost right now. I'm so sorry, but I know that I had a mission.

Well we'll just drive around, yeah, just go up and down. It is.

It is a fun care free I mean you can take a rider. Not here, of course, because there's a house, but anywhere you go, we're gonna.

Want to take it. Right.

Oh thinks okay, right, could someone please move these recycling bins.

I mean, that's how you know you're in a neighborhood that really they're all in agreeance with some sort of ordinance. They have meetings, and that's one of these meetings. They're like, I think they should be twelve feet because the garbage guy told me that. Okay, all adjourned gavel. It seems like that kind of neighborhood.

But I mean like saying we need to put them this far into the street, right.

Some people came, yeah, it's like, okay, where this is our third session about six to twelve feet, which is going to be where you don't get that kind of neighborhood action action and other parts of Los Angeles. Okay, this is I think the right street, and up on the left there's a CBGB's that rock club even though stands for country, blues and blue grass a lot of bands. Okay, what do you think is that authentic or did the guy.

Just ooh, it kind of does look authentic. I mean, I wouldn't know. It's not like I saw it in real life.

In New York.

But that's fucking I mean, it is the mfug thing. I wonder if that's the correct I wonder if they did that, because that's three fifteen and CBGB's was three fifteen on whatever street.

They were all, oh, maybe or maybe the guy that lives there was a door guy only.

So you look up what the real one looks like.

That's what I think that's gonna it's immediately gonna be Oh, they were all bright red because that one's sort of a alien skin tone.

It was gray, very gray green. Yeah.

And of course this house on the right, I never know where I am anyway, there's a house from one tree Hill somewhere in here.

Wait, I have breaking news though, because yes, do you want to hear about Blossom's adventure.

Like a squirrel? Yeah, literally, just sitting in the street eating a nut, like a like a cartoon in the world.

Hye bye, casual squirrel with great postures.

You know why, because that casual squirrel feels protected by these garbage cans that the way out in the fucking street.

You know what. The meting squirrels were brought up.

They were like, we must protect these nut eating squirrels.

And they have names. Okay, that dilapidated, sure, shingle. It looks haunted, but look at it's stacked up. It reminds me of Astoria, Oregon. It's a goony's house right there.

Yeah, totally.

So the other morning, Blossom's like, I have to get out into the yard at five point fifteen, and I was like, are you serious?

This is irritating, which is real insistent. So I got up and let her out through the siding glass or my bedroom, and then ten minutes go by. I'm just laying there, Me and Frank get up and then we hear Blossom yelp out in the yard and she comes running in right and so I'm like, what did you do whatever? And she looks super scared. I look out the window. Two full sized coyotes. Oh shit, are walking away.

And then like ten minutes later, I'm out feeding them whatever, doing our morning routine, and I look down. Her leg is bleeding. They nipped her no way, yes, and I had to.

Take her to the vet, the emergency VT. And she got bitten.

She got like nipped and almost taken by a coyote.

She got away and now she has a little her little treated puncture wound and she has to work cone.

Oh no, but I'm so glad.

That's Oh my god.

I thought I would think your yard would be the safest because it's not, like, doesn't it drop off after the pool?

There's like yes, but they I think they live at the bottom of the of like there's like a lot of wild because it's just empty fields in all of the neighbor's backyards. So I think there's a lot of wildlife back there.

And yell a motor cycle look at him, go uh yeah, that is my worst fear. And I'm not even a dog owner.

It was pretty crazy. But she she has made it through the rain. But you know, as opposed to just having you name random one tree hill houses, I thought i'd bring a little bring a little breaking news to the poet.

Well, back to the subject at hand. The UPN Network shot a lot of.

The subject of men. Is this really how you want to spend your birthday? Chris? It doesn't make sense.

Old homes are my birds. I watch them, I drive by slow, I peek in them. OEPs. No, it was just something nearby.

No, No, it's good.

But what are you going to do? I mean lifestyle change wise, How are you going to battle these coyotes because they are conniving. They will taunt a dog and have their friends waiting around the corner, like coyotes are masterful.

Yes, that's why she thought. I'm sure she thought they were friends and so that they could go and play together. Happy Birthdays.

Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

I'm handing Chris a big birthday present.

This makes me so happy. I didn't even know that you knew. I was all excited to surprise you.

I knew and you do. Do you know why? Because of our masterful producer on the least, who texted me and was like, I feel like this is something you would want to know if you don't know already. And I was like, oh, of course I already knew.

I know. I didn't know because I never have even when I should. Family members. My sister makes a calendar with photos of the days with like remember your niece's birthday, and I get that's why I get these hard copy calendars. The only way people were getting it right for a while is when we were all on Facebook.

Yeah that's right, and you could just see other people doing it and you're like.

Hey, whoa, this is big, big, beautiful.

Or a frame I gave Chris and or a frame which we have done commercials for ourselves.

Right, this is the equivalent, and I'm going to read the card out loud all their stickers thank you. Oh that that's so me. A dog with a with his hat bill flipped out his punk rock dog and oh yeah, that's a that's a very salivating dog. And then wait, where have I seen this butt man before?

It's Eric who drew the bananas logo. He's a skateboard guy and he's like an illustrator comic book guy.

Okay, that's why it looks familiar, because I'm a skateboard.

Guy exactly, and he's super cool.

Happy birthday, my friend loved KK. Thank you KK.

You're welcome.

People know that that's when we call each other when we're out of the.

Studio and we just don't have time to share full names to each other.

What are the dimensions of this frame? I am this is the biggest picture frame ever. It's like an art gallery size.

It is now. Also, please fully feel free to keep it and regift it to your sister or somebody if you feel like somebody else will love it more.

But my sister has or frames she purchased through our you know code discount code. But this one, this sign, I mean, this is nice. And I had some too that I gave away his gifts and leaving none no frames for thine self.

Right you always give them away? Yes, but I do have a little.

They were very generous and I'm sorry because this really does sound like a commercial and it's not. But they just gave us so many because we did ads for so long that I'm like, hey, who wants one?

Everyone loves them?

Well I need some? Should we mention oneskin because I need a refill? I'm just kidding. We have great sponsors. It's our point.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

Thanks and you paid unslated ad plug. I'm very excited about this. Yeah, great, Yeah I am.

I think that's a really mature gift to get for your fiftieth birthday, a digital frame where you can focus on family.

I wonder is I probably shouldn't because of the size of this. I should get some nice high reds photos, ketsups be you know, all connected to my Instagram and then pixel city you know what I mean, don't get me a start.

Take a look. I don't know if that's how it is.

Yeah, I don't know either.

I mean on my dad's which is regular size, smaller than that one. All of the pictures are digital and they look great. Oh they're like phone pictures.

Right, I'm excited, yay for my birthday. I have where there's going to be a photo booth or what is it with a red carpet and a point and shoot or a oh step and repeat, a step and repeat. Sorry, been a while since I modeled.

Sorry, really quick, K and K donut? Did you know that was there?

I never put it together. And it's funny because I call you KK all the time.

It's all happening. Okay. Sorry, you're saying you have never modeled, and yet.

Well I did. I was a foot model for a while, but I have not ever seen a photo. You know, when you're at an event, like I'd get invited to Comedy Central stuff once, you know, a decade ago, and then you'd go look up the photos and it says Getty Images. So I on plexiglass in the foreground of this photo backdrop, I'm printing out a Getty Images thing on plexiglass. So it's in front of everyone, which gives each photo a hilarious legitimacy and a wink to showbiz. Do you think.

Absolutely the Getty people may sue you. Just keep it in mind, just be ready in case they do.

I it did cross my mind. But it is also yeah, it is their logo and they'll switch up the phone.

Well it's the whole it's not just the logo, but it's the whole way they watermark their own pictures, right, so you're kind of like it's mine too, which I think they don't like.

Yeah, who I mean, that would be if the best case scenario, if it looking I think I wanted to be crooked and because I'm just gonna put a on campaign sign wires and it'll be like crooked and I'm going to make the letters slightly askew. We'll see. But you're now that but you're just saying legal standpoint.

But you're just saying purely for your birthday as this funny thing, right, Okay, But it.

Is a photo booth where from an iPad people can email the photos to themselves. Oftentimes you can pay for that service, but there are apps where you know there's just a ring light and a red carpet. People can take photos and send them to themselves, so it's not like they're going online.

Then I think. Then I think, as a.

Now I'm worried about getting sued by the Getty people.

I didn't understand. I thought you were talking about something else, because you were you started that talking about Comedy Central and all these things, so the right kind of confused.

But here's my thing, Christopher Nolan talk.

It's what's the value of that? Because like, it's a fun joke to you.

But then I bet you all those people who absolutely want to post those pictures, is that a positive for them?

That Getty is on there? It looks like it's something.

Yeah, because the background I made it says fifty years at Fairbanks, and there's Ivy Leave like film Fest Laurels, so it really looks like we're at some sort of a event. The backdrop is a perfect white, you know, spandex sheet that covers this frame, and it looks like we're at an event. And I just thought, what everyone loves getting photos taken in front of those things photo ops, why not provide one in a hilarious way wonderful?

Sorry, I think I wasn't listening.

No, no, And I do have trouble getting from point A to.

Point B, and I have trouble following in any way, shape or form when people are speaking.

I guess, no, it's me.

Howard Kramer, I believe, has called me a huge I'm in screensaver because yeah, I don't quite know where it's but I do know why he's saying it.

Yes, it's a it's not super specific, but it is just kind of a funny.

You have an ability to when you're.

Speaking, Uh, you kind of sound like toasters bouncing right.

There's a lot of buffering that goes on.

There's a big green, beautiful hill with a beautiful blue sky behind it. Is that you?

Oh, yes, exactly. I thought you meant.

Yes.

There's a kaleidoscopy wheel that's always churning as I think, but the sky. I love that. It's raining. We need it, we want it. Bring it on for your birthday?

Do you want a milkshake from McDonald's.

Oh sure, Oh you mean right now? It is my birthday now?

Yeah, it's your birthday now. And there's a McDonald's right there.

Yes, thank you, that's really very nice. I didn't know you already got me a big, nice frame I would love.

Okay, let's see if I don't kill us both by making this left turn.

And I did it, oops, but very close, but I didn't. Bob Newhart is eternal.

Yes, I I should listen to my button down mind of Bob Newhart if you haven't, if you're maybe not even familiar with him or only know him from one of his TV shows, Right, Bob Newhart's stand up is very ahead of its time and great. Yeah, not ahead of its time compared to today. I don't think anyone's doing one end of a phone call on stage, but if you saw it today, you'd be like, oh, someone's doing that. At the time, people were losing their minds and arena's were filled.

Yeah.

Like, if you think about someone like Bob Newhart touring and selling out to like middle aged folks, I think is who went to see comedy back then? Now you know it's just a bunch of spray painting kids with mohawks.

Well also though, back then young people look like middle aged people, so it's kind of kind of hard to tell.

Right, That's what I'm noticing when I because you know, turning fifty it's crazy not to just look at an old photo of like here's the us UCLA football team, Like when you're in a sports bar, it's like nineteen forty five, and everyone looks like the Three Stooges. So they're just like a bunch of mow and cheps balding. So a couple of the kids have cigarettes in their mouth.

Thank you, Oh my.

Okay, and I believe that's yours.

Thank you, thank you.

It's my birthday, Mike Flurry, it's a milkshake. Oh is it just a milkshake? I can't remember?

And he goes, we don't have that, but we have milkshakes, and he goes vanilla or chocolate medium, and then you go strawberry.

I very much did not. Nobody was saying maybe it's because I wasn't close to the speaker.

That's true.

Oh I can't wait. I have a feeling we're gonna have to run around the building again and thank him because he said sorry five times.

I know, thank you.

The great part of this beverage is the silent enjoyment. Oh zero sound here. I am enjoying it. I guarantee you could hear a pin drop because it.

Takes a lot of power to suction up that milkshake.

Yeah, you gotta be careful. Actually, I don't want to burst a blood vessel in my eye.

Hmmm.

That is I mean, I've never accused anything of being too chocolate.

This is to chocolate.

No, it's more it is as chocolatey as a piece of chocolate.

Wow.

I wish Yeah, flavor Wise housed the room for the ice because I'm basically drinking a chocolate war delicious.

That's exciting.

El Sid on the right, did you know that was a It was a comedy venue when I used to perform there often, but it was before that a restaurant that was prison themed and each booth was behind bars, and all the waiters were wearing prisoner outfits. And they have photos of it. It seems like the craziest theme ever from back when forty five year olds were on the UCLA football team.

It's like.

Larious these photos and you can tell even by the looks on the people's faces that they're like, this is a weird. I'm all for prison themed.

Events, sure, fun, but is this appropriate? Have you?

Of course you have being a Bay Area kid gone to the Alcatraz tour? Yes, where they have like the recording of and you can hear as you hear the recordings that are walking you through the prison, you can hear hired actors like saying things in the background, and they say funny things.

They're kind of the rabble trying to make it seem realistic, like a prison.

You are about to make me punch you with my fist, I said, no, one says that. Yeah, it's just it's just.

Not in prison, they don't warn you.

Yeah, it's just when extra's riff, you know, you know how it is.

I wonder if one of those extra was Robin Williams.

What do you know of Robin Williams's earlier work? Was he a Bay Area struggling actor?

He was a San Fran guy. Do you want any fries with your shake?

Oh? Yeah, you know, I'm not going to be one of these people that dips it in the shake. I've seen that you can.

Why not? You're fifty now, I you're right.

Why don't I do it? Even though when I see it, I walk the room, Well, there's a lid, thank you, welcome those There's a reason people just want those fries.

I know, they're so fucking good.

Yeah, the flavor of other fries. Really, it's just so obviously a potato that is something else that is chemicals.

There's a lot of salt, sugar.

I mean, hey, there's no escaping chemicals. They are raining down upon us.

They are inside us. The plastics are inside it.

Yeah, I might as well have control over some of the chemicals entering.

Yeah, I get to choose.

Yeah, uh yeah, there are those are delicious, man, right, I feel like a gerbil.

Why could you want more?

Yeah?

That was my big thing, or kind of like my secret shame, which was that I would always like after a comedy show or like going out at night, on my way home, I'd be like, well, I have to get McDonald's. I'm out you know what I mean, Like, I'm out here.

I need to eat fries. Yeah, And then I'd be like, what are you doing? You're not like, don't do it, it's not worth it or whatever. But it's like there are chemicals that are like, yes, you will do it, and you buy it right now.

Well, it's hard not to get into that habit. I think mine was always Taco Bell because I don't like to eat before a show. I'm riddled with anxiety before to this day not as bad, but early years in Hollywood, I'm like, well, I can't eat. I have to have that frantic energy of being hungry because of one time I was full and had low energy that dictated the rest of my life. And so I wait till after a show, and then I go, what's available? Oh, nothing but drive through. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's go for.

It, you and me together, body.

I am so sick of this car's GPS just leading me down impossible left turns. It's all it does. It's so irritating. Just like, here's a great way to go to get away from traffic, take a left on sunset. It's five pm with everyone wanting to kill you.

Yeah. Yeah, Maybe it's elon tapping into a thing kind of like my Instagram. It's leading me to all day things. I am very much non interested. Now he's like, it's all of the directions are right leaning, where it's just you never can go left.

He knows my political affiliation.

He's going to fuck me over, and he loves puns.

I already looked up by just by the bye, I already looked up my trade in I've got my trade in thing lined up. I'm getting rid of this car for sure.

Right, Well, do you remember that there are a couple guys that he pushed out of the company m hmm that originally conceived this car. I know for good reasons. You bought it for good reasons. I don't beat yourself up. And as the sticker that almost made it on your car says, you bought it before you knew how crazy he was or something like.

That, Yeah, what an Asthley was. Yes, also that technically that sticker made it onto the car, right, because there's still an O and a Y and an A back there.

Yeah. I just it's just a visual IQ test brain teaser, which I think we're are we about to replay an old patent episode? I think it's coming up. But his show that show it, I am so good at it. And it's because you know, how are these photos different? Which one is a perfect mirrored image of this photo? What is the pattern with these numbers? But it's not math,

I want what was your IQ because I couldn't tell if you were saying when you said that's not it?

Well was it?

Because it was really high or really long?

They said it was high, but I didn't want to. I don't remember what it was. Come on, I don't know. I don't remember. That's see, that's the part of my brain.

Over one thirty.

No, I don't think so. But it was it was one hundred something. I don't know. I do know it was a hundred something. Wait, what is is one thirty average? No?

No, no, it's high, okay, but I mean I think it's it's over a hundred. I feel like the when people brag about a rhyme and mensa right, Like, for example, I just watched an episode of Seinfeld, which is my new weird addict show, because I never watched it the first time around, and now I'm.

Sorry you didn't. Oh that's great. Have you heard it? Cheers, you'll love it? Oh who was a mensa? But I'm vaguely remembering.

Elane just brags that her IQ is like pardon me, one forty or one fifty, right or something like that, but then once she takes the test, it's not.

Oh right, you know whatever. Well, that's more what I was doubting. When I took this test. It was given to me by a ta in a lab for psycholog like psychology credit or something yea, so it was it was not done by like a guy in a lab coat that's done it many times.

It's way more legit than me taking it on like a I was going to brag them up mine, but it was an internet test. I had this friend that was obsessed with IQs and like her own IQ and being smarter than other people.

Right, you really fucked me. But we were stoned when we took the IQ test. I was and I got like one thirty nine or something wild, and she was really mad because I got higher than her, and.

She was like, how did you do that? I don't even know what this test is, like, this is like you know.

What, Oh, I think that that has a lot to do the anxiety that I would get when a test meant something like going towards your grade. I it bothered me throughout all of my schooling, but this test was like, oh, credit in a lab, sure, whatever, right, Oh, these are pictures that one. Oh that's the missing piece. And then they're like, but but sir, I'm not saying he said the word genius, but other geniuses were mentioned by name.

Albert Einstein.

Albert Einstein, that's the only genius anyone can summon from memory.

Him and Andy Richter. He's supposed to be very smart.

Oh yeah, sure I could Yes, I could tell.

He won Jeopardy a bunch of times. Oh really yeah, like Celebrity Jeopardy, Jeopardy he just destroyed.

That's amazing. What a terrible trait to be for a side host that can only chime in every once in a while, like, oh, I actually know exactly what should be said right now, But I'll do my job.

I just have to sit here and wait for the zinger.

Oh someone has a pet snake or something?

Is that what that is?

I just love looking in windows.

Are they're grown weed? Yeah? Oh yeah, there's a lot of people walking dogs today? Is it because they just stopped raining?

I think dogs really love I mean it's the only way they really get to travel the world is by smelling new smells. And when it's rating, it's just like, where are we Hawaii?

You know they can't they're freaking out. Have you ever gone to that's an air one. There's a hotel over here that has a.

Yeah, it's the wrap it around there. There's no rules here. They put these sticks up. But what rideshare drivers always park in the middle. Yes, this hotel, Michelle Bluno always stays here. And so I've hung out by the pool and it's it's very it's very cool.

That pool area looks so cool.

It is I want to go to it. It is you can. I think you can go there and say I'm just here for a sandwich and then just jump in naked.

And then order sandwich stripped down really fast. Yeah, get in that pool.

But still before you run out, go sorry, I got a sandwich Earlier.

As you're getting out of the pool, you're like, will you hear me that sandwich?

I have to dry off, and they're like, get chase you out with a rolling pin.

Get it?

Out of here. I bought a sandwitch. I am allowed to be here.

I'm not done making the bread. That's why I'm showing you this rolling pin that when we had Jake Johansson on a decade.

Ago, we shouldn't get him again.

Remember how funny he was again and took this as an assignment to like, because that was when we actually picked up people at airport. Uh huh at airport.

At the airport, we.

Pick up that airport, take them to a dark alley. What country? It's many different countries, that's all, you know. I'm not alien and alienating a very high IQ by the.

Way, Yeah, so much so that you could do three and four accents at once.

Yeah, but I can't finish a sentence. He just said sorry. I what did he say about coin? I had a pocket? I can't remember. It was so funny right away. And then he talked about when we dropped him off, his wife was gonna chase him out of the house with a rolling pin, which made us laugh so hard because that's like a reference from Andy Capp or some terrible comic strip. I don't know, just the idea of being chased with a rolling pin.

I feel like that episode and if anyone cares, you should go find it and listen to it. It's that That's why I got into stand up, that kind of riffing where it feels like everyone's kind of in love with each other, Like the way he wants talking is like yes, yes, it's like it's that energy of like like the best first date of all time, but you're just all comics friends driving around but like loving each other's mind.

Yeah, it's hard to I mean with this podcast has evolved into more of a well oiled machine. Where were you used to? We've had some big top names in here now, but back then we were giddy children. But we still get giddy and silly with a Bruce McCullough or someone that we just admire.

So remember when he called us, Remember what did he say? Oh, my little weirdo.

Children, my little weirdo babies, or I think it was weirdo children. Yeah, which, like I was like a pilot stamping wings on my little vest that I fly in my flying vest. Is that comedy, yeah, just the stamp of approval. Yes, But if someone calls you a baby or a child or a weirdo on their own, but from the mouth of mister Pajamas himself. That's just one of his online personas. Hi, mister Pajamas here, that's.

Right when he kind of walks around like he's gonna say, I'm going to do a show in Toronto.

Yeah, just a character solely based on the fact he puts on pajamas before recording. Uh. Yeah, we get very excited to riff. And it is that childhood thing, like at a sleepover with cool kids where everyone gets so

Yeah, that's it. Well, and also doing co ed that you were a bit of a bit ahead of your.

Time, right, Yeah, I did want everyone to know that there was a brag in there.

Yeah, I'll brag for you. Yeah, yeah, you won't do it, I'll do it.

Yeah I did. But because it backfired, and because Olivia and a Lease were uh, it's great. I remember their names. That's the thing. I'm remembering childhood things I hope to remember at some point last week or this year.

But you know what, focus on what you can remember. Yes, yes, do gus on a Lease? Focus on Olivia?

Yes, yes, sweet sweet girls that were terrified. And then the years after that, I'm like, okay, wild boys only, let's take.

Our shirts off and go for it.

Yeah, set up the tripod we are wrestling or there. There'd be kids that didn't have a lot of other friends, but they saw me as a safe person. So I befriended kids with like emotional problems. And then I have a party and there's this kid. They my friends like wanted him to leave and it was time to sleep and he had a hysterical breakdown. Yeah, this kid, I can't. I do remember his name, but I don't. We don't need to say it first and last names. No, Well,

Time, not when it's connected to having a nervous right right.

Anyway, well, I think that was his name, but his pillow. Everyone was yelling at him. He's like, I will leave, knock it off. And then his pillow was close to the space heater and burst into flames. So now, and I remember my dad just coming down and there's a fire, a flaming pillow and he was just tossing kids out of the way of the pillow. Children were flying, and water was poured on the pillow and it was it was And then we all just went to sleep silently because we were all in trouble.

In a smoky room. Just wait, did that get Was it his own pillow from home?

Probably? Yeah, yeah, it was a bunch of kids, so hopefully it wasn't one of our Back then though pillows where you know you used him, You take the pillowcase. Often it's just been dipped in coffee somehow.

Yeah, just so gross.

Now we know to buy new pillows every.

Ten years and get the inner case and then the outer case, right, you know.

Yeah, we're into we're conscious of microbes. I now have an air purifier. Multiple we have to think about what's going into us because if you get under a microscope, it's stuffed with six legs.

I mean it's so if you get under a microscope, everything is a horrifying sci fi nightmare. Right, you know watch that habit.

And if you're able to get physically under a microscope, Oh the damage that's done. Your Rick Marine, You've been shrunk your inner space.

There's a we Got bad News for you. You're too small.

Yeah. The original title of the Rick Branda's film We've Got Big News called You're Too Small, and then they did some spitballing.

They said people aren't really getting what this is about.

Yeah, it's one of those far fetched ideas that you wonder how how was this movie made? But I did watch Inner Space just for the Martin short of it.

Right, it's so good.

It holds up.

Yeah, that's a good movie. It's a great movie, although it.

Is a little claustrophobic where it's like he's inside a person. He's just kind of stuck inside, right short.

Yeah, it is you feel for him, you.

Feel I don't want to be in there, I guess is my ultimate comment.

But the cool you don't expect the special effects to be practically done like they when he's going into a heart, they actually built a heart like that is pumping. It's not just video from a monitor. Like all of the traveling through the body is the most amazing, like probably done on a tabletop, like all the effects. It's so cool and it's just one of those movies. Why I've been here? This is not I feel like I've been here?

Should roll down the window so it doesn't smell like franchchise?

Well, should we wrap wrap up this historic fifty year birthday episode?

Chris, Happy Birthday?

I would like to speak on behalf of the whole audience and say that we appreciate you and we love you and.

Whether you are or are not like a screensaver? Is that what he said?

Yes, you're a hilarious, delightful man that should live at least twenty more years.

Yeah. Thanks, yay, that's my favorite. It had the tone of vopeful, but twenty thank you, twenty would be great, right, so much, thank you. It's been a great birthday.

Ry birthday, and you've been listening to do you need a ride?

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