This episode starts off with a serious call to the US Center for Disease Control where Brendon & Shane speak with a scientist about coronavirus, then we talk to a bridal shop where we get so stressed out we can’t think straight. See Shane on tour and listen to his podcast: Here We Are http://www.shanemauss.com Listen to the full, unedited (30+ minutes longer) episode here: https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast *If you’re listening on the Bone Zone or the DYKWJSI feed, please move it ove...
Mar 10, 2020•1 hr 2 min
*If you’re listening on the Bone Zone or the DYKWJSI feed, please move it over to: Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1500157502 All Things Comedy: https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/world-record-podcast Thanks!* In this first episode of The World Record Podcast, Brendon & Amanda call some businesses to see if they’re familiar with “The Five Steps”. They also talk about Amanda’s “Voice Memos” podcast which is available exclusively on Patreon along with more extra conte...
Mar 03, 2020•14 min
ALERT! This SATURDAY (tomorrow) Sept 29th Brendon will be in CHICAGO doing a show at the NORTH BAR so get tickets at brendonwalsh.com. After you do that, enjoy this episode where we call Missouri and speak to some of the nicest ladies we’ve ever encountered on the podcast. We sing like the Chipmunks and we dance like the wind. It wasn’t worth the wait, but it’s all we got for now! STAY STRONG, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! ENJOY THE EP! This episode is sponsored by Frito-Lay and Cricket Wireless....
Sep 28, 2018•50 min
We call Mississippi! Some people know who Jason Segel is and some don’t. A lady has a husband who is in the navy who talks to us for a while. It’s a great episode. Tell everyone. Just listen to it. There are only a few left. This is the best podcast that exists, it’s not our problem if you haven’t figured that out yet. Rate, subscribe, etc. Who cares?
Aug 27, 2018•50 min
WE’RE BACK AGAIN! Brendon is doing a tour of the bay area with Brett Erickson this week August 8-12th check out brendonwalsh.com for tickets. We call West Virginia this episode and talk to some of the nicest people ever. Brendon also interviews Nick for PBS and finds out what makes him tick. This is still the funniest podcast out there, so get on board before it’s too late.
Aug 07, 2018•40 min
WE’RE BACK! In this episode, we call Harlem to get permission to call Nebraska because the state bird of Nebraska is the Western Meadowlark and there was a Harlem Globetrotter named Meadowlark Lemon. But before we call the lovely state of Nebraska, we listen to and sing some Billy Joel songs. When we call Nebraska, we talk to lots of record stores and ask them if they know who Jason Segal is. This is a fun episode, so enjoy it and tell all your friends and family to catch up on the episodes befo...
Jun 21, 2018•57 min
Hi guys, this is Nick & Brendon. We apologize on the lateness of this episode, but you get what you pay for. We hope you enjoy this episode where we call Alaska and ask about J.S. We talk about how Nick met Jason in real life, then we continue with our secret garden/sneaky theme for the episode. It might be the best episode of DYKWJSI, who knows? But it’s guaranteed better than any episode of any other podcast out there. ENJOY IT! PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE
Jun 01, 2018•56 min
Brendon and Nick cover the song "Secret Garden" as a tribute to New Jersey.
May 22, 2018•3 min
Ladies and germs, this is the best podcast ever recorded. Coming in at just under an hour, Nick and Brendon call NJ to see if they KWJSI and talk to a lady who has a whole van full of hula dancers, they get yelled at by a couple folks, they listen to some Springsteen, they record a cover of “Secret Garden”, then we get some info on how to throw a “Secret Garden” themed party with lots of hiding spots and sneaky spots. They also try and find out which dances are the sneakiest. This is a sneaky ep...
May 21, 2018•1 hr
Joe Montana was a great football player, and the state of Montana is a great state to call and ask if they know who Jason Segel is. Brendon reads some Yelp reviews and calls his live-in lover Amanda, then the guys call a bunch of nice people in Montana to find out if they know who Jason Segel is, if it’s appropriate for Nick to refer to women as “chicks”, and what the back part of your thigh is called. Only 22 episodes left, so enjoy it while you can. Every episode will be permanently deleted th...
May 15, 2018•41 min
Like a thief in the night, here’s DYKWJSI episode 29. We call a record store to get permission to call the state of Maine to see if they know who Jason Segel is. We also ask a diner that Nick ate in once if Samuel L. Jackson ever ate there. We ask a lot of restaurants that. We get into math dyslexia and a bunch of other fun stuff. This may be the best episode yet, which is saying a lot since they’re all great. ALSO a comic book store guy introduces us to our new favorite band MUNICIPAL WASTE- ch...
May 06, 2018•53 min
Suck the head off a crawdaddy because this episode of DYKWJSI heads to Louisiana! Apologies for BW’a snotty sniveling- he’s not made for this world and gets sick every week now. Nick is healthy...for now. In this installment, the guys talk to the welcome center and a bunch of bars on Bourbon Street. Timmy & Tommy Towers (wrestling’s The Twin Towers) join in on the fun and then they talk about the #metoo movement with a bartender regarding the throwing of beads at ladies. ONLY 24 EPISODES LEF...
Apr 30, 2018•40 min
Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd- get it? We call Massachusetts in this episode of DYKWJSI after getting permission from a pie man to do so. We call hair salons to see if washing your hair with bar soap prevents you from going bald, then we meet some new DYKWJSI characters- the wrestling duo called The Twin Towers and a smaller wrestler named Tiny Tommy who call some places because they need to get waxed before their big wrestling matches. We’re more than halfway done folks, so enjoy this groundbrea...
Apr 24, 2018•46 min
Better late than never, and this episode of DYKWJSI was totally worth the wait. Brendon & Nick call a Ben & Jerry’s store, make some commercials, then they call Vermont and find out about hemorrhoid lasers. We want to know if you can use a hemorrhoid laser on your eye for Lazik. We also need to get Nick’s deaf brother’s hemorrhoids lasered off. We call some engineering firms to find out what engineers do too. This is a great episode, make all your friends listen to it.
Apr 16, 2018•45 min
Happy Thursday, Walsh Army & Looney Thunes. Here’s a fresh ep for you to dig on. We kick it off by talking to JOHN LEGEND, then we do what could be a double Wyoming because we don’t know if we already called Wyoming. We talk to so many nice people in this episode, it’s ridiculous. We start with the Welcome Center, then talk to a Laser Tag place, roller skating rink, then a bunch of gun ranges. No matter how you slice it, this episode is an instant classic! Subscribe + Rate + Review. PEACE!...
Apr 05, 2018•48 min
Ladies & Gentlemen & Trans & Everything Else, welcome to episode 24 of DYKWJSI. Sorry for the delay in releasing this ep, but BW had a brutal flu for a week and the boys couldn’t record a podcast. In this episode we order a pizza and have it delivered at the top of the ep, then we call Delaware, where we ask everyone if they know. You know. We call some pizza places, a mall store, a camping store and we talk to the pizza delivery guy (who is a lady!) when our pizza arrives. This is a...
Apr 03, 2018•51 min
Hola, Segel Heads! In this episode Nick & Brendon call North Carolina to rent some bouncy houses for their dogs and elderly people, then they talk to a barber shop, some boat places to rent a speed boat for them to cheat on their wives on, and a recording studio to record their new favorite song a capella. We have a new favorite tune that you all have to hear. You’re going to laugh so hard you piss yourselves on this one, folks. Also, we ask people if they know who Jason Segel is. THIS IS TH...
Mar 22, 2018•57 min
Nick wants to take a vacation in The Golden State of California, so he and Brendon call a surf shop, the Golden Gate Bridge, Disneyland, and some Hollywood agencies. Brendon raps. What else is there to say? This is an episode for the ages!
Mar 16, 2018•43 min
Better late than never! We call the beautiful state of Michigan in this episode and talk to some hookah places and learn about hookah and Eminem. Then we call some places to get our Nissan Pulsar and Lamborghini Countach customized with secret hatches, ejection seats, and TVs. Finally we call the phone company to get the text messages from our mistresses masked so our wives don’t catch us cheating on them
Mar 14, 2018•49 min
In this episode we call the lovely state of Georgia and speak with office furniture places so we can find a new desk for our law firm and give away tickets to Family Feud. These are the most pleasant people we’ve ever spoken with so far! Nick and Brendon are both doing shows in San Diego this weekend at different places, so get tickets at brendonwalsh.com or nickthune.com. This is a really fun episode. ENJOY!
Mar 01, 2018•58 min
You’re not going to believe it, folks, but we kick off this episode by speaking with President Barack Obama! We chat with him briefly about his civilian life, etc, then play a clip from our MOVIE OF THE WEEK! Lots of banter this week, folks. We talk to our friend Ben Kronberg about his $1 One Joke album release, then we call some ski shops, a bagel place, a sporting goods store, and a book store and ask them all if they know who Jason Segel is. It’s a long, fun ‘cast. Tell your friends!
Feb 26, 2018•55 min
In this episode, Nick & Brendon are looking for some AOL discs so they can get 1500 free minutes of internet which leads them on the path to building a super computer for hacking. We call some computer stores, thrift stores and a coffee shop. I think three people know who Jason Segel is in this episode. We’re both sick during the recording, so cut us some slack! Nick is in Madison, WI this week and Brendon will be in La Jolla (San Diego) Mar 2 & 3rd. We’ll get back into some waterbed stu...
Feb 15, 2018•52 min
Folks, we keep our promises, and we promised we would record a podcast at your house if you bought a water bed from our pal Andrew. Brent and Jensen bought a water bed from him, so Brendon & Nick went to Vegas and did a show at the Bunkhouse then recorded a podcast at their house the next day. The hilarious comedian Sam Tallent joins us for this episode along with an audience of Brent and Jensens’s friends. This is a goooood one! Brendon and Nick went to see Carrot Top immediately following ...
Feb 01, 2018•54 min
In this episode, Brendon & Nick kick off the episode by talking to PAUL MCCARTNEY, then we talk about breaking into jail, hand modeling, Moleskins, and other fun stuff. We call a bunch of nice people in the state of NEW YORK and ask them if they know who Jason Segel is, setting up taco stands & valet parking for their businesses, and where to get a good spaghetti sandwich. This is a fun episode jam-packed with LAUGHS! Also, come see us in Vegas on Jan 30th at the Bunkhouse.
Jan 20, 2018•41 min
In this episode, Nick & Brendon call the great state of Kansas, where they ask a couple toilet places, an ice cream parlour, and a diner if they know who Jason Segel is. Nick is in Denver at the Comedy Works this weekend, so go see him. Also, come see us in Vegas on Jan 30th at the Bunkhouse.
Jan 11, 2018•34 min
Happy New Year! We kick off 2018 with a call to some produce places looking for our producers, then Nick starts clipping his fingernails in the middle of the podcast like an animal, which leads us to a NEW DYKWJSI CHALLENGE! We challenge you, the listeners, along with Nick & Brendon to save your fingernail clippings for the entire year! We call some nail salons, a pharmacy, and finally Mark, who is a clerk at an interesting fingernail boutique. We have some problems with neighborhood kids pl...
Jan 05, 2018•48 min
LAST EPISODE OF 2017! We revisit some of the friends we made over the year- Kelsey from the shark store, Jade from the go kart place, Andrew from Waterbeds Today. We start off with a call to the ice cream truck guy and end it with a call to one of late night’s top talk show hosts! YES THE AUDIO IS A LITTLE BLOWN OUT- WE KNOW. Sorry. ENJOY THE LAST EP OF 2017 AND WE’LL SEE YOU IN 2018!!!! See Brendon & Nick in Vegas Jan 30th and as always, buy a waterbed from Andy.
Dec 31, 2017•31 min
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Here’s a belated gift from Nick & Brendon- episode 12: OREGON! But first we kick it off with a Christmas Miracle and talk to Robbie again! Then the boyz call a lotion shop, talk to Dave in Cincinnati about buying a waterbed with a Bitcoin, then we call a bunch of strip clubs in Portland and ask them if they know who Jason Segel is. Lots of fun, lots of surprises, Merry Christmas and be on the lookout for one more episode of 2017! xoxoxox See Brendon & Nick in Vegas Jan 30...
Dec 27, 2017•40 min
In this episode, Nick and Brendon call ALABAMA to ask people if they know who Jason Segel is, and who they voted for in that election everyone was so interested in. We talk to a horse guy, a couple shoe stores, some competing trophy shops, a trampoline place, AND we try to get Robbie on the horn again to see if he wants a FREE WATERBED. This is the best episode yet! Extra long and extra funny! See Brendon & Nick in Vegas Jan 30th and as always, buy a waterbed from Andy.
Dec 14, 2017•48 min
In this episode we talk to Max who lives in Chicago and wants to buy a waterbed for Robbie, or we raffle it off during our live show there (in Chicago)...we’ll figure it out. We also call a barber shop and a diamond store in Arkansas.The ice cream truck in our neighborhood continues to elude us, but we’re doing a show in Las Vegas on January 30th: http://www.brendonwalsh....
Dec 11, 2017•39 min
