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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyeswww.donotscratchyoureyes.com

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by fans for fans.


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Episodes

The Opposition View - The Red Half Of Sheffield

The Opposition View - The Red Half Of Sheffield We talk to Chad and Noah who run the Red Half Of Sheffield podcast as we look ahead to our opening match against The Blades on August 1st. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 25, 202244 min

Tommy Mooney Special - Part 3 (NSFW)

Punters questions are mixed amongst your hosts normal meandering nonsense and Tommy is polite enough to play along. We cover Liverpool away - collars down, blades of grass in medal cases, living on a desert island, injury nightmares, Hive Live during lock down, marriage proposals, calling people during lockdown, what Jamie Moralee and Chistophe Dugarry do and don't have in common and who you'd rather be fouled most by out of Robbo and Jonno, how much Tommy enjoyed that game up the road and lots ...

Jul 24, 202251 min

Tommy Mooney Special - Part 2

In part 2 we look at the 1998/99 Season in detail. Peter gets his 6's and 7's and all mixed up, we discover Alan Smarts middle names but most of all we find out about a group of players coming into the Championship and not being fancied to do well who with hard work, determination, impeccable leadership and a team bond went on to create history - if that isn't a big enough metaphor for this season then we don't know what is! Some people say that you should never meet your heroes. Those people ha...

Jul 23, 202234 min

Tommy Mooney Special - Part 1

Few players have been taken to the hearts of Watford fans as quickly or so intensely as Tommy Mooney. He was kind enough to give us an entire evening. In Part 1 we discuss his early football days in the North East, how when Graham Taylor released him from Aston Villa he had a grin from ear to ear, his time at Scarborough and Southend including a bust up with a manager (but definitely not a Mayor!) before his transfer to Watford - his thoughts on the characters at the club, and we go through the ...

Jul 21, 20221 hr 8 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - BASSINI AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT

Justin, Carl and Peter discuss the transfer window so far, the return of derby days and some pre-match entertainment that only one of them remembers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 15, 202256 min

Maduka Okoye Special

We catch up with new goalkeeper Maduka Okoye during a quick break at training camp in Austria. Punters Questions and the local derby are covered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 10, 202226 min

TWITTER SPACE - ELTON JOHN, A PRE-SEASON CHAT, BALANCED ANXIETY ABOUT SIGNINGS SQUAD NUMBERS, HALL OF FAME AND A NEW WEBSITE

A spaces convened to talk about the Elton John Concerts and the revelations that came out with SEJ wishing to return to active involvement in the club! We discuss how anxious or calm people are about the lack of signings to date and Uncle Ron is for the first time in his life accused of hiding! We launch the new donotscratchyoureyes.com website launching the Hall of Fame and some squad numbers for the coming season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. ...

Jul 07, 20221 hr 16 min

Allan Smart Special Part 3 (NSFW) - the lost interview

This is part three of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. PLEASE NOTE: This podcast is not our usual player interview fare. It is an honest and frank account of Allan's life after football which goes into his private life and troubles with the law. There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 01, 202252 min

A catch up with Murwalls

We catch up with Marc Silver from Murwalls to talk about the recent work he's been doing for Watford FC and other projects has on the horizon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 202217 min

Andrew French is BACK! (Part 3)

In our finale of Andrew French’s anecdotes from his time at the club from 1998-2003, Andrew recalls the GT’s relationship with Fergie, the play off preparation being interrupted by a national newspaper stunt plus the practical joking battles between Stevie Palmer and the press office boys is revealed! Also we resolve the long overdue debate about what precisely a calzone actually is and Andrew gives us his 5 a side team from across 5 decades!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Jun 26, 202245 min

Andrew French is BACK! (Part 2)

Part 2 of our second chat with Andrew French where he gives us more tales of life at Watford FC and answers your questions. Part 3 to follow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25, 202232 min

Andrew French is BACK! (Part 1)

You wanted more so we're giving you more! In our second chat with Andrew French he gives us more tales of life at Watford FC and answers your questions - this is part 1, more to follow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 202233 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO 2022/23 FIXTURES

We dust off the Twitter Space button and have a look at the key fixtures in the newly released 2022/23 fixture list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 23, 202231 min

Andrew French Interview Part 3 - Last season, The Watford Observer and the Scott Duxbury interview

Having covered his previous role at the club Andrew takes us through his experiences as a fan last season and how they have informed his work now that he is , temporarily, back at the Watford Observer. We get the low down on how Andrew got to interview Scott Duxbury and what his hopes are moving forward for the club. Huge thanks to Andrew for his complete openness, humour and humility. COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Jun 17, 202257 min

Andrew French Interview Part 2 - Elton John, Gianluca Vialli and Ray Lewington

Andrew takes us through life at Watford after GT has retired plus what it takes to run a press day for GT and Sir Elton John! We also find out which manager was hit with a meat pie and what Che Guevara has to do with Macclesfield! Part 3 coming very very soon - The Watford Observer and The Scott Duxbury interviews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 17, 202233 min

Andrew French interview Part 1 - The Graham Taylor years (NSFW)

This is part one of a chat we had with Andrew French. This episode details his early days as a fan of Watford through to his time working closely with Graham Taylor in the late 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 202249 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - SURVEY RESULTS

Justin, Carl and Peter talk through the DNSYE survey responses, our lack of of insider knowledge, Carl plays “Scone in 60 seconds” and we ask if modern football has gone too far with this monstrosity! When does the season start again? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 09, 20221 hr 5 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO CHELSEA 2 - 1 WATFORD (NSFW)

The final match of the season very much summed it up as a whole as Watford whimpered to a 2-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge. The tone of this Twitter Space is very much "roll on next season" Thanks to all that contributed as always! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 202246 min

Allan Smart Special Part 2 (NSFW) - the lost interview

This is part two of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. This episode looks back at his time at Watford - there's a certain goal at Wembley that features quite heavily! There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 19, 202248 min

Allan Smart Special Part 1 (NSFW) - the lost interview

This is part one of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. This episode looks back at his career before he signed for Watford in 1998. There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 202231 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - END OF SEASON REVIEW 2021/22

We are joined by a cross-section of the faithful as we pick through some of the highs and lows of the 2021/22 season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 20221 hr 10 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 0-0 EVERTON (NSFW)

It's never dull following the Hornets! Rob Edwards joins as Head Coach for next season and after Roy Hodgson Wave-gate on Saturday we host Everton in a nil-nil draw that he is high on work rate but short on quality! Most people seem pretty happy about both! Whilst boo's didn't happen at the Vic the empty seats were enough to register a sizeable protest vote against Roy, the regimes performance in recent seasons and the teams performance in this season - but the lads who played put in a shift and...

May 12, 20221 hr 19 min

Andy Collins! He's back (and he's sweary!) (NSFW)

Back again to air his views is our ever-popular guest Andy Collins. Without holding back he lets off a bit of steam regarding events on and off the pitch this season. It is a bit sweary so you have been warned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 09, 202245 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO CRYSTAL PALACE 1-0 WATFORD (NSFW)

So where to start!?! Well, we were relegated and Roy Hodgson didn't wave to the Watford fans even though he's employed by the club and had just presided over the final nail of relegation being firmly nailed into this seasons coffin. This was because the Watford fans were too far away (those pesky Watford away fans!) where as the Palace fans he was happy to smile and wave to! Then Carl was bitten by a Horse called Hercules who was the size of Cyprus but had bad teeth - I appreciate the story has ...

May 08, 20221 hr 20 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - VICARAGE ROADIES, PALACE & WHAT DEFINES A HORNET?

As the season winds it's way wearily to it's conclusion we discuss Justin's Vicarage Roadies experience, look ahead to Palace, find out what makes a hornet and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 06, 20221 hr 15 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY (NSFW)

Well there lots in this one!!! Firstly Watford intent on providing consistency concede two late goals to grab defeat from the jaws of victory! ALl the reaction to that and.... ......we have more famous people than you can shake a stick at plus our regular contributors and some new voices too!! Watford supporting Radio One DJ Chris Stark contributes and interacts whilst on route to Blackpool for a show alongside fellow Radio One and TV host Scott Mills. Scott might be understandably concerned abo...

May 01, 20221 hr 42 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - THE PR DISASTERS & WISHLIST EPISODE

Justin, Carl and Peter look at the PR disasters that have come via the comms team at the club this season then go through the listeners five point wishlists for next season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 28, 202257 min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - FINANCIAL REPORT SPECIAL

After the Supports Committee debacle it has taken us a while to get to look at the Annual Financial Report that was released last month - here Peter takes Carl and Justin through his take on the numbers, the actions the club has taken since and his view on Premier League clubs financial backing and what it all means for us Hornets! COYH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 27, 202228 min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO MANCHESTER CITY 5-1 WATFORD (NSFW)

After the disappointment of the stoppage time defeat at home to Brentford the Hornets travelled to the Etihad to face Guardiola's expensively assembled team that were looking for a 15th consecutive win over Watford. The 5-1 defeat put the supporters in both a reflective as well as forward looking mood. Most would agree the end of the season can't come soon enough and the hope that a fresh start in a more forgiving environment than the Premier League will make next season better, but others were ...

Apr 23, 20221 hr 3 min

The World v Carl - Round 13 (Greg Theaker - The Rematch) - NSFW

VAR has been called into play and a re-match has been ordered to correct a great injustice. Greg Theaker returns with a need for revenge and a peculiarly large amount of insight into buying cricket bats in the High Wycombe area. Carl mainly wonders how he got into all of this and why we keep asking him questions about Tommy Mooney! This and not a lot more in the World v Carl Season One FInale! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Apr 18, 202214 min
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