Hide The Penny
For the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 14 min
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Episodes
Right In The Sauce Box
Things are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 03, 2025•59 min•Season 4Ep. 104
Who Want Million?
I want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2025•1 hr 10 min
When Was That Again?
When is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 24, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Mark's One Man Show
Mark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 2 min
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 17, 2025•55 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Mark Prepared For This
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 99
WordPad Broke
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 10, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 98
Acronyms, But Better
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 07, 2025•58 min•Season 4Ep. 97
Big Dog Energy
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 03, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 96
More Broken News
Wade gets himself canceled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 31, 2025•52 min•Season 4Ep. 95
Order Matters Too
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 27, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 94
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 4Ep. 93
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Donate to the LA Wildfire Relief: https://tiltify.com/@tiltify-impact-fund/lawildfires. As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 92
Where Am I?!
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 10, 2025•55 min•Season 4Ep. 91
The Distractible Paradox
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 06, 2025•52 min•Season 4Ep. 90
Time and Stuff
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 03, 2025•52 min•Season 4Ep. 89
Does Order Matters?
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 30, 2024•1 hr•Season 4Ep. 88
New Year, Old Us
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 4Ep. 87
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 86
[Insert Topic Here]
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 20, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 86
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 16, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 84
Mark of Theseus
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 13, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 83
The Cost Is Correct
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 09, 2024•53 min•Season 4Ep. 82
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 06, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 4Ep. 81
Top 10 Things
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 02, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 80
Wade For President
Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 79
Florida or No Florida?
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 25, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 78
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 4Ep. 77
The Election Episode
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Nov 18, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 76
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