Chugging Hot Tub Water
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 15
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Cake Or AI Too
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 15, 2024•43 min•Season 4Ep. 14
Cake or AI?
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 12, 2024•47 min•Season 4Ep. 13
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 08, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 12
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 4Ep. 11
Wrong Answers Only
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 01, 2024•53 min•Season 4Ep. 10
No Topic Left Beef
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 29, 2024•54 min
Old Is Awesome
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 25, 2024•51 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Power
With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 22, 2024•55 min•Season 4Ep. 7
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 18, 2024•47 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Pants
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 15, 2024•50 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Tear Down These Balls
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 11, 2024•56 min•Season 4Ep. 4
We Are The Main Character
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]
Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 06, 2024•27 min
Games Are Getting Older
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 04, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]
Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 02, 2024•24 min
It's Okay, We're Engineers
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 01, 2024•46 min•Season 4Ep. 2
This Is Our Roman Empire
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 26, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 1
We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]
Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 24, 2024•24 min
You’ll Never Believe What Happened
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 23, 2024•48 min•Season 3Ep. 99
The Council of Distractible
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 19, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 98
Wade Games
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 97
Wade Wins (Part 2)
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 12, 2024•51 min•Season 3Ep. 96
Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]
The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 10, 2024•24 min
Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 09, 2024•56 min•Season 3Ep. 95
I CAN FLY!
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 05, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 94
Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]
What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 04, 2024•25 min
Squid Game Too
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 02, 2024•53 min•Season 3Ep. 93
Chess 3
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 29, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 92
Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]
We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jan 27, 2024•28 min
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