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Distractible

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Episodes

No Thank You

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 03, 202351 minSeason 3Ep. 65

The Pre Of Life

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 30, 202357 minSeason 1Ep. 66

King Of Horror Hill

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 27, 20231 hr 14 minSeason 3Ep. 65

Tricks or Tropes?

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 23, 202357 minSeason 3Ep. 64

Boo?!

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 20, 20231 hr 8 minSeason 3Ep. 63

Worth It

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 16, 20231 hr 15 minSeason 3Ep. 62

I Don't Know What I Expected

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 13, 202345 minSeason 3Ep. 61

These Are Gaffes?

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 09, 20231 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 60

Illegal Advice

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 06, 20231 hr 12 min

Wade, Bob, and Friend

Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 02, 202350 minSeason 3Ep. 58

Distractible Riddle Realm

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 29, 20231 hr 16 minSeason 3Ep. 54

Front Page News

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 25, 20231 hrSeason 3Ep. 56

Bob's Confusing Words

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 22, 20231 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 55

Mark Hates The Moon

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 18, 20231 hr 7 minSeason 3Ep. 54

Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 15, 202357 minSeason 3Ep. 53

Distractible Escape Room

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 11, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 52

Wade's Food Questions

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 08, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 51

Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 04, 20231 hr 22 minSeason 3Ep. 50

Markiplier and Friends

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 01, 20231 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 49

Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 28, 20231 hr 17 minSeason 3Ep. 48

Philoso-NO

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 25, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 3Ep. 47

Doing It Wrong

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 21, 20231 hr 18 minSeason 3Ep. 42

Why Animal There?

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 18, 202352 minSeason 3Ep. 45

Feels Like Home

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 14, 202353 minSeason 3Ep. 44

Subreddit Enemy No. 1

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 11, 20231 hrSeason 3Ep. 43

Dicebreakers!

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 07, 20231 hr 4 minSeason 3Ep. 42

Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 04, 202352 minSeason 3Ep. 41

Distractible Tier List

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 31, 20231 hr 12 minSeason 3Ep. 40

Reading

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 28, 20231 hr 12 minSeason 3Ep. 39

Mac Vs. PC

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 24, 202359 minSeason 3Ep. 37
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