Hard or Soft?
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jun 01, 2026•1 hr 10 min
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Last refreshed:
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more
Episodes
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 25, 2026•1 hr 2 min
The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 18, 2026•1 hr 11 min
America vs Europe
No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes. Support A Real Good Future at realgoodai.org/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 11, 2026•1 hr 17 min
Reverse Charades
Quick, get flat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 04, 2026•56 min
That Sounds Bad!
Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 27, 2026•56 min
Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 20, 2026•1 hr 3 min
Anything Goes (Part 4)
Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 13, 2026•1 hr 6 min
Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Apr 06, 2026•1 hr 6 min
That Sounds Good!
What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 30, 2026•57 min
Buy My Thing!
What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 23, 2026•1 hr 3 min
Dicebreakers Too!
Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 16, 2026•59 min
Friday the 13th
WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 13, 2026•50 min
The Smell You Can Lick
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 09, 2026•1 hr 5 min
Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 08, 2026•22 min
Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 07, 2026•55 min
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 06, 2026•1 hr 45 min
How To ABCs
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 06, 2026•53 min
News Flash!
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 02, 2026•57 min
Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mar 01, 2026•53 min
Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 28, 2026•28 min
Best of James (Compilation)
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2026•1 hr 6 min
Solar System Tier List
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Valid on restaurant orders only. Learn more at bit.ly/GHEatTheFees Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 27, 2026•56 min
I'm A Doctor!
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in* Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 23, 2026•53 min
Bad Mood
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 20, 2026•59 min
Fortunately, Unfortunately
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 16, 2026•52 min
Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Check out shopify.com/distractible today Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 13, 2026•1 hr 2 min
Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 09, 2026•53 min
How Do You Pan?
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 06, 2026•54 min
Yeah, He'd Live
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Feb 02, 2026•56 min
Hosted on Megaphone by Spotify
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android