Alright. Set up here. I think I'm actually ready you wanted them. Jack. I I already started the recording. Turned that alarm off. Well, it's important. We don't forget. Well, I haven't forgotten. As you can see, I already literally early everything was set up Like, you could have turned that off 5 minutes ago when I got everything out. Well, I made sure we didn't forget. And we got to have that Catchy little Dixie Did get wait title
name of the republic. I need you to do the intro and the ad re here here's that. Leave us at. K. Fine. I have to go heat teacher's call. We don't need to hear about it. Or a battle Mother public reminder to he nature's call. Let me right back. And check the door tightly, please Sorry about the listeners. Hi. I'm Max. I'm an engineer inventor, and this here is the Bagel tron 2000. Bagel tron 2000 is my invention, which eye and or Jack strobe have been using to
travel through to parallel dimensions, mostly me. For over 6 years. And, unfortunately, recently, it's got me into a bit of trouble. I kind of lost my house to interventional Jeff Bezos who v it away and is using it as storage for some kind of twisted fairy sculptures And by twisted, I mean, not twisted. Sculptures like that should be twisted, but his are incredibly modest. They're all wearing Be anyway, ugh, it's gross just to talk about. Is a casino where my house used to be now.
Jack Str and I Jacks drove my roommate who you heard earlier. We are now living with baby k in a van. Down by the river. And it is that time again. The Bagel tron 2000 has fully recharged with the solar panels, and actually, it's time to pack baby k here into safety pod and take a trip with him to another dimension which I'm finally feeling up to, thanks to my amazing 8 sleep mattress. That's A sleep. How do you like that transition? That's not even in the script guys. I hope I
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screaming. Like... And then I I actually got down out of the tree, came down to the van to check on you, and you weren't even there. I guess you decided to go sleep walking or something? What? No. No. No. Okay. Listen, there now we're off script here, but I want to assure you listeners. There are no night terror. Jack. I think you're the 1 having nightmares. You're imagining things because I definitely did not leave the bed all night. I can guarantee you that. I
laid down. I went to sleep. I had the best sleep in my life, which every night somehow lately has been the best sleep of my life. Don't try to do the math on that 1. But wake up in the morning feeling super refreshed. And now like I said, like a whole new man. Alright. It's to sprinkle flour all around the bed and all around the van tonight. So that if I tell you that you were shrinking and win sleep, we can view the evidence in the morning that got out of bed.
Is this sound detecting flower? How is it gonna detect alleged streak? And how do I know that it's not footprints of you getting out of bed? U. Okay. Alright. Fine. Fine. You know what? You're cleaning it up? In the morning. You do whatever you want. Just don't use the flower from my once a week Hello fresh delivery. I won't. I'm gonna inspired flour. I've been wanting you use it
for something. So... Yes. We will we will determine 1 way or another whether you're getting out of bed at night because you were not. I was not sleep. Whatever whatever. You were sleep probably down by the river. I was on not sleep. Anyway, listeners, go to 8 sleep dot com that's a t sleep dot com and use the promo code definitely not sleep walking, get 350 dollars off from dispatch from the multiverse Max Adams ATE sleep dot com. Well, I've got a text
here from Bezos. I still don't understand why he only communicates with you and not with me directly If he supposedly wants me to go on these missions, which you've made clear a few times already. He says, tell that max. Well, he says tell that stinky max. I don't know if the insult are important to you. But, yeah, he says, tell that Max. I'm not talking to him ever, but that he wants you to go to
These dimensional coordinates here. He says that there's another branch of Amazon that's having a leadership crisis, and he wants you to see if you can resolve it. That's all it says. Oh, another text. He says that I have to read the insults if I wanna keep eating. I don't sure what that means Is he because he control our food supply complete Lee. I didn't think so, but Ariel. I don't know. Just work at that in another time to please our over overload. So sticky Max. You go in. Fine. Fine.
I'll go deal with this leadership crisis or whatever it was you said. I guess. If you really please Bezos. You might give us some of our stuff back. So... Yes. I would like to get more of our stuff back. Specifically underwear. We need more underwear. Both of us. That's That is true. I've I've been avoiding talking about it on the air, but you brought it up. So I guess just put it
all out there. Yes. So we only had the underwear that we were wearing at time, all of our stuff disappeared and all the rest of our underwear, specifically the underwear. Like, he... He gave us other changes of clothes, but for some reason, the washes it. So many times in the river before it just it just does... It just doesn't work. Yeah.
Local law enforcement has been by a few times to complain about it when you are down there at the river washing your underwear, because as 1 might imagine, you're not wearing anything else at time seems that the neighbors are not a fan of that. It's like they're criminal criticizing us for being homeless. It is like that. Yes. Anyway, Fine. I'll dial in the coordinates, and I'll head over there and try to figure out what the problem is. So there's no no
further instructions. Just go with leadership prices. Alright. I guess it'll become apparent to me when I get there, what exactly the crisis is. Alright. Coordinates are dialed in here. I'm Bi tron is fired up. I'm gonna head over and see what I can do. Good luck. Alright. Alright. Well, it has transported me into a fairly bland corporate office park. I,
suppose I... Oh, Okay. Alright alright. Looks like the that building over there is pretty, obviously, some kind of local Amazon headquarters building, so I'm going to head over there, and see what I can find out. Alright open up the store. Lobby. Another reporter. Welcome to the exciting headquarters of the Jazz widened reelection campaign. Hi. No. I'm am not a reporter. In fact, my name is Max Adams. I have been sent here by Jeff Bezos. You may know him as
dub bezos? Possibly. Oh, yes. Yes. But I've been informed that there is somewhat of a leadership crisis. Not a leadership crisis. Listen. The whole campaign is very clear on this. No crisis. No problem. Everything is under control. Jess is at the top of his game is all been manufacturing by the opposite. So just go home, tell the bezos. It's fine. That all honestly sounds like something that someone would say when there is absolutely positively
a serious leadership crisis happening. Oh brother. And you already alluded to the fact that apparently there's been a dream of reporters in here. Yes. Yes. Yeah. We're we're, you know, controlling the narrative. U. Yeah. The reporter... There's a big shareholder election coming up, and we do not have room to make mistakes here. Right. Well, in my experience, reporters don't typically tend to flock to boarding non problematic things. They sense blood in the water and that's when they move in. So
there's blood in the water. Danny Jump is not getting reelected. I can tell you that. We've got his number. He's a agent of chaos. I see. Now, and you are... Who exactly because you're not yet campaign managed. Mh. To the very vigorous and sharp, jazz white. Jazz, white Jasper, but we call it them jazz. U. Right. Right. U. Vigorous and sharp okay. So here's the thing. I need to know, I guess, I wasn't really given much information about what's going on here. So I I need you to brief
me on what's the situation here? Who... What exactly does Jess Widen sample apparently the current leadership of this division of Amazon? Yes. And is about to be reelected by the shareholders despite an attempt from the group make Amazon go away. Wants to take the entire dimension back to Ser, which is what they were before Amazon moved and make Amazon go away led by Danny Dump. Wants to return to basically a monarchy backed by a a strong religious camp. I see. Okay. So I'm sorry to pieces
together here. It sounds like if I'm kinda reading between the lines of the message that we were sent. By the Bezos. I'm gonna assume that Danny Dumps chances are a lot higher than you're letting up. According to some fake pulling, run by the mainstream media, which is all run by elites and is against Chest and continuing his campaign. They... They're they're... There's these all these baseless calls for him to pull out. He may
not be young, but he's still vigorous. He's still got his game and everyone who interacts with him in private. Knows this. Okay. Well, can I interact with him? Interesting question. I assumed that's why I was sent here to these specific coordinates to the headquarters is is he here right now because normal I would say no. But because you're a direct representative of Bezos, I don't think I have a choice, but here here you need to use these pre proof questions. Wait. What? Now approved questions.
Okay. Wow. These are... I'm not sure how relevant these are to be? What if I don't? What if I ask other questions? Well, I can't really stop you from doing that. But you may get a sudden bout of diary and have to leave through room. Wow. Okay. I have no follow question to that. Fine. Fine. I'll agree to stick to these pre approved questions. Fine. Where I I need to speak with Jazz White. Alright. Give me a minute Just do you know, make sure that he's ready. Just a second. Alright. Well, he has
he is left. I'm here in this lobby. Is corporate lobby. There are many posters around for the Reel reelected Joss Widen campaign. No. He can't take a nap. He's got he than someone he's Hear him. Do we have any more impediment? Do he just? This is important. He's gotta be at the top of his game. Alright. No alright. Prop him up... Prop prop. My gosh. I know. Straighten is... You know, we gotta straighten that out. Can't look that rum. Okay. Oh, that's a little... Still sound like a crisis.
Go see. Y'all. I'll go I'm gonna bring him back. Better. Credit. Here's he's coming back. Alright. Jess is ready to see. Oh, okay. Great. I as a cool. Is a bad cold. So, okay. Should don't take any incorrect impressions away from that. Sure. It's a really bad cold. Okay. Okay. He's got a bad cold noted. Just just checking what's a cold in this dimension. Is that, potential a life threatening disease? No. No. But, I mean, he's just... It just... It just really wiped him out. He's super
sick. U. Okay. Well, I'm just trying to get. Just don't way to think this is how he normally is. Alright? Like, you know, he's just kinda wiped out from a cold. So, you know, if you should say something, it's just attributed to the cold. Not because he's super sharp normal. Sure. Okay? Alright. Noted. Alright. But just just through here. Alright? 000 my. Oh my. Hi. Hi. You obviously are... You have to paper widen. The newspaper. No. I don't have invoice. Brought the newspaper...
Oh wait. No. They did bring me my newspaper. Oh I've got it right here. I don't need a newspaper. Thank you young man. You're welcome. You're welcome. It's great. Can you see this young man out. Remember, I wanna go back to Bed. On, no, sir. This is this man is a representative of of Jeff Bezos. And unfortunately, I did confirm that Know that you have a a bad cold and a very vigorous busy schedule coming up with lots of meetings, but but we do have to make time it. Yes. That's
right. I am here representing Jeff Bezos. I been sent. Oh, yes, Jeff. Jeff, did I tell you about the time that we went. Together to see a a musical show. It was all man, and and Jeff said, don't I think he said something about how he wanted... He was in track field back in the day. Did you ever been in track field sun? No. I I haven't, sir, no. I haven't. Oh, yeah. It was a he was quite the runner once upon a time. My would that Jeff over, Jeff. Yeah.
Okay. Great. Well, I just had a a few questions here. You're here with the oranges. I specifically asked for some morning. She's, are you the orange just guy? No. I am representative of Jeff Bezos. I I think I said that already. No. I'm I'm here. Oh have ever tell you the story about how we went to the Man concert and yet. All the things we did. Oh, boy, he he told me some stories about high school back then it was a great a great time for him. He was a he was a star
athletes. That tell you. Thanks about that. Thank Yeah. Actually, you did, sir, listen, I I just have a a couple of pre approved questions here that I need to ask you, and I'm gonna be taking some notes, I guess. So what's your plan to address the crisis at the dimensional border. Well, now. That's just a bunch of m. I can tell you Had never heard such a load a nonsense.
I'll tell you this this Danny dump. He is a threat to the our very way of life, and he needs to be son, could you step aside you're in the way the tele. 00I see. Thank you. Alright. Great. Danny Dove will be stopped. He must be stopped. And I'm the guy do it. I'm am I am ready. I'm a fighter. I don't give up. And I don't wanna hear lock you about the border. Got it all under controls. And and, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna stop the the people from from reading
about the border. I see. I see. Okay. Got it noted. Oh, let's see what else it's my allowed to ask here. Okay. Why are you the best man to defeat your opponent, Danny dump and the make Amazon go away faction? Ellis. Nothing can get me out of this job unless the Lord god himself comes down from heaven and says to me. Yes. I want
you to stop running for this campaign. And let me tell you son, the Lord God has not come down from heaven to talk to me since Thursday, and I don't spectrum again for quite some time. Alright. Okay. Great. Great. Just super great. It looks like here, I'm allowed to ask you about price inflation. Is should almost dinner time Listen. III we we're gonna we're gonna inflate. We're gonna
inflate everyone's dinner. Alright. That's kind of inflation that I'm about, and and we're gonna take care of it, and it's not gonna be a problem anymore. Inflation is in in inflation it's it's gonna be un uni unemployed. Alright? It's gonna be... It's gonna be... It's gonna be not as as much as it is... Is it were when it... What was the question? You know what? That... That's fine. I got I got enough. That's good. Actually, I have AAA question for your your assistant to Jack Str here
real quick. Hey. Mister Strobe, I I think I've got a pretty good handle on why d bezos. Sent me here. The question I have for you, it's it's not a list of approved questions. That's why I'm directing this to you is what what are the other options here? Like, let's just say, hypothetically speaking, that there was, like, 0 chance in hell that this guy is going to win reelection, and it was basically entirely likely. Perhaps even guaranteed that Danny Dump, and the are going to in fact, take over.
Well, I have a couple of questions. 1. What would happen? In that instance? Like, what's the the consequences? And 2 is what are the alternatives to Jazz widen here? Like, is there any other option. Well, there's a number of very well qualified lieutenant and vice presidents and and others and directors within the company that that are well capable of of leading. However, there's really nobody
that can force out. Jets White and he's the rightfully elected by the shareholders leader, and there's nothing to prevent him from running. The shareholders already approved it. Of course, that was you know, made some pretty... Yeah. He had a couple of bad nights, you know, talking to the shareholders and it's you know, it kind of made may have changed some people's minds, but I think for the most part, everyone's behind. As for what would happen, it's hard to tell. But but listen. It's
a dundee deal. Jess isn't going anywhere. He's ready. He's vigorous Don't make any decisions based on what you saw here today because like I said, it's not normally like this. He's normally vigorous on top of it. Ever everybody else that has meetings with him. Knows what I'm talking about. You just unfortunately got... You know, he's just having... That's cold. Having a bad day. Right. Right.
So I... I've actually been, browsing the local news sources here on my phone connected to the Internet thankfully in this dimension and I'm not really buying the... He's having a bad day to today. It it seems like he's having a lot of bad days recently. That's the that's the the narrative that the the mainstream media wants you to believe. Yeah Yeah. But I'm I'm I'm literally watching some clips here where it just looks like he's sort of stops talking and stares off and
spit. Well, actually, it looks a lot like what I'm seeing right now over there. He's still with us. He hasn't really moved a minute or 2. He just really likes that particular corner over there. You know, It's it's just his favorite corner. Don't don't read too much into it. U. Oh, are are you the guy here to to bring me my newspaper. Right? I no one's giving me my newspaper yet today. And you have the newspaper sun? I do not have the newspaper nor do I have the oranges?
Oh, perfect. III want some oranges. No. When do I get orange? I don't have the oranges. Thank you, listen. Mister Strobe. Is it too late to substitute in 1 of these other vice presidents or directors onto the shareholder ballot. How soon does this election happen? You need to keep this just between you and me and mister Bezos. But since you're an official representative the
company. But I'll go a little off script here, and I'll just tell you that me even if this was a little bit bigger of a problem than we're trying to make it out to be. Even if that were true. There's nothing anyone can do. Joss would have to decide on his own to step down, and he he's not doing that. Many people have talked to him and he's been very clear. He is seeing this throat. I see. Okay. I'll never quit. I'll never give up eye over. Over,
Overcome low. Lunch lunchtime. Great. Great. We'll see here. Mister W. I... This is in a question, so I don't have to stick to the list of pre proof questions because it's not a question. This is just a statement as an official representative of Bezos. Jeff. Did I tell you about the time we went to the man melinda my gosh. Yes.
You did, sir. Thank you so much. Think I've gathered enough information to make this statement, which is that I 100 percent believe that you should step aside and pass the torch on to 1 of your vice presidents or directors and possibly keep control of Amazon in this dimension out of the hands. Of the make Amazon Go away faction. Well, I'm gonna defeat the that that Danny trump. He said some some really nice things about me. And well... I I've got them written down here somewhere,
but they were not nice. And I I I'm I don't give up. Hi. I'm gonna represent the shareholders as they've asked me to do, and we're gonna make sure that that they didn't that nothing bad happens to the kittens. Right. Right. Okay. Listen. I again, I'm kinda scrolling through the headlines here. And I believe you that. Danny Dump sounds like an absolutely w individual I honestly can't imagine how anyone is willing to support him. He wants to bring back feudal. Well, I I just I don't
understand at. People have a hank for the past when the church endorsed the monarchy. And, you know, attacking the monarchy he's kind of like attacking the church and the church people that have a strong religious bent are very supportive of Danny Dump and bringing back the monarchy. Okay. Well, it's That's not something that they made will be like the. It wasn't so bad. They didn't
have to make their own decisions. They had these elites that they could look up to and sort of just kind of have all the decisions made for them. Right. And they think that if they make Amazon go away, they can just go back to that. They probably can't. Like plug may not be what they remember U. Yeah. Like a plug yourself back into the matrix type of situation, I guess. I that never mind. So reference you probably don't understand. But
I just... Wow. This seems like a literal existential threat to the way of life of everyone in this dimension, and I just feel like mister W you might not be taking that quite seriously enough given your current condition. Condition. Is is totally fine. I... I've never been... Have you seen my record. Have you seen it? No listen, I believe it's your record is here? Look. My greatest hits. Yeah... Yeah. You've got it framed in a plaque and everything. That's that's
impressive. It it went multi platinum. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's running on mob record. Got it. Yes. That is cool. I appreciate that. It it does say on here. It looks like this that was about 50 years ago. That's it's been a while. Since that time is the point I'm making here. And I really feel like I'm accurately representing the Bezos wishes here when I suggest that you should step aside and let somebody else pick up the torch and defeat the.
Well, I'm still wait forgot himself to come down tell me that because Don't give up. I continue. And I I'm gonna I'm gonna win and and will save everyone from per big foot. Honestly, big foot may be a legitimate threat in this dimension. III
don't know... There I've bend dimensions where that is a legitimate threat, So I can't assess how loose that particular statement was, But my recommendation stands as the official representative of D bezos, I'm need to strongly urge you to step aside and throw all of your support behind your most qualified vice president. Because it... I mean, it sounds to me like things are gonna go really poorly in this dimension if Danny dump takes back over. Oh, Danny jump.
He's a terrible person did I tell you that he said some nasty things about me. They were just totally un through. Oh, no. You did tell me and, in fact, I... I'm scrolling through the news here. This whole time we've been talking. And I've seen a lot of them, a lot of them. Yeah. Yeah. I do see here that it looks like he pretty persistent refers to you as gas chassis. That 1 in particular pops up here a lot. I mean, a lot. Yeah not very nice. It's not like I can do anything about that.
And I wait time for a nap. I think. Oh, and he's just kind of wander let's out of the room. He's, I don't... Is there... Wait. Is that a closet? He just went in the closet and shut the door behind him. Alright. He's I... He's he's got some important phone calls to making in his he's phone call closet. Now, come with. I need son. Okay. Listen. Doing, again, this is strictly between you and me. Not order I'm... Yes. So you know who I am. So it's fine. Listen. If mister Bezos really wants to make
an impact here. I mean, we're of powerless He really does have all the power. Can you tell me anything about what W perceives to be it from the lord above? Because possibly we could arrange that. We have the technology hologram. Oh, the the lord above as has visited Jess in the past. I
he he he talks about it. Basically, anytime he wants to do something, or doesn't wanna do something, the Lord above has frequently made appearances or not made appearances depending on, what he most wants to do or doesn't wanna do. Sure, about does he give you any sense of what that looks or sounds like anything that we could like, plug into our technology, dis embodied voices, you know, author ether, music, hologram, sparkle, anything like that? Well, I'd probably any of those.
If if he actually believes it and if... I don't know. Like, he's he's sharp most of the time, but if you catch him in 1 of his less sharp movements, you know, like that might work. Okay. Alright. But again, that's hard to do. He's he's he's really sharp most of the time. Right. Right. Most of the time.
Really sharp. A lot of people like, if you if you could see him at work, you know, like, in the boardroom, like, in the boardroom, he's just like, just taking questions and given commands and he's just really there. U. Right. Sure. Sure. Alright. Well, I think I've done as much as I can do here. I've got as much information as I can. I'm gonna report back 2 bezos, and we'll see what we can do. Alright. Well, I can't say that I don't share some of your concerns, but we gotta put up
a good friend. Yes. Clearly, you are doing your best at that. That between you and me. Right. You and me and the podcast listeners. What in my dimension. What is that. I. It's not... K. I should ethically disclose to you that I am recording a podcast. It goes out in my dimension, which has never even really heard of dimensional travel except through my podcast. So don't worry about it. It won't be spread
to anybody in this dimension. There's... We don't broadcast dimensional, there is a small handful of people across the dimensions it's somehow tune in. I don't know exactly how. Well, Joss White has some powerful supporters, and I cannot be his. Seen as having... It's been anything but completely supportive. Well, I'm sure that Wilson plus plus Supreme Ultra, meg Wilson has nothing to do with this. Here. I'm sure you have any connections, so don't worry about that, let's see who else
who else. Well, obviously, you know, multi dimensional bezos that sent me on this mission. He obviously turns in, whether I want him to or not. I I think Morris maybe sometimes is listening in, but I did do you know Morris? That he's like, Yeah. Yeah. I've I've seen a show. So... Right. Right. But she... But but anyway, I... He doesn't like re guests any of my content. I just... I'm I'm pretty sure he's listening in at least some of the time. Anyways, like, who else? Who
else? Oh, there's just also this guy that I referred to Hell Max. I think he sometimes listens in. Although I'm not entirely sure he has his own podcast. Anyways, the point is, it's mostly consumed by people in my own dimension. And frankly, a disappointing small number of people in my dimension if I do say so. But that's neither hear nor there. It's not gonna affect anything in this dimension better not. It won't Thank
you for your time. I am going to report back to mister Bezos, or, I guess he's probably already been listening in on this whole hang. So we'll formulate a plan or he will, Really? Ill formulate a plan. And well, good luck with this whole thing. Good luck. Alright. Good luck to You twos. Seems like you're really gonna need it. Yikes. Me opens back up. Alright. My head back home. Okay. Well, that was certainly
deserved. Yeah. Mister Bezos wasn't too happy. He said we're not getting any of our underwear back today. I think that he is fully within his ability to stage a visit from the 1 individual or entity that can affect the man's decision making. I think that that's what he should go with. He's listening in on everything we say apparently. So get get on that. Mister Bezos wants to know if you know the Lord didn't have it? That's interesting question. Is he, like prose you?
Listen. I don't know whatever Lord it is that Jess Widen was referring to specifically. However, I do believe that with all of the resources at mister Bezos disposal that he is certainly able to stage something that convince a man who frankly does not have his full faculties about him anymore. No offense, but I the signs of Aging are very clear in that man, and I'm fairly certain it wouldn't be that difficult to convince him that he was receiving a
visit from whatever Lord it is. That he is expecting to give him an answer 1 way or the other. Alright. Well, we need underwear Max. That's that's my takeaway. We need underwear. I know. I know. We do. Hopefully, the situation over there can get resolved sooner rather than later. If if that's the hang up for us getting back or underwear. I really really hope that that situation get get resolved really soon. Dispatch from the multiverse is produced by, Tim Ellis.
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bagel drone tuesday the? Is that the the next part normally? Yeah. Wow. Okay. Skip it for 1 episode or 2 or 3. We're gonna stop the the people from from reading about the border. Okay. We'll save everyone from from big foot. Like I you looked over at the big foot air freshen before you said that. This is great. Feel like I'm working some stuff out here.