S2-26 - Rev up their sexengine
Come one, come all. The sexhiest awaits. The internet was made for porn, and the metaverse was made for sweet baby rays. Comedy Advice.
Feb 15, 2022•41 min•Season 2Ep. 26
Discount Therapy
Discount comedy, Discount advice. Comedy Advice, bits, and skits with your hosts, Seth Aguirre, Matthew Schneider, and Myles Tarnutzer. We're in your network, and put the PP in PPO.
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S2-25 - Red Flag, Green Flag
Comedy Advice. How would you like to be broken up with? Double matching on apps, and the perils of gamifying communication. Also our Employee of the year, Sharell, takes some customer support calls! Opening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Jan 25, 2022•38 min•Season 2Ep. 25
S2-24 - Samwise and Baby
Bundle up in your blanket with us.
Jan 11, 2022•38 min•Season 2Ep. 24
S2-E23 - Have A Very Covid Christmas
Happy Holidays! Whether you plan on getting trashed with grandma, or finding a way to avoid your racist uncle, the holidays are always an eventful time. So whether you're hiding away, quarantining (again), or enjoying the company of your loved ones, don't forget to listen to Discount Therapy. Because once you stop believing, we wither away and die. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre...
Dec 25, 2021•41 min•Season 2Ep. 23
S2-22 - Don't Blow your Bros
Comedy Advice Hello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..? Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Dec 06, 2021•39 min•Season 2Ep. 22
S2-21 - Pubeuku
Comedy Advice Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?
Nov 15, 2021•35 min•Season 2Ep. 21
S2-20 - The Spooktacular
Comedy Advice Spooky season may be dead, but so is my will to go on. Enjoy! Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Intro/Outro music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Nov 03, 2021•52 min•Season 2Ep. 20
S2-E19 - Material Girl/Material World
Comedy Advice Move to Alaska, shave your legs, and fall in love. Learn how to become more confident, and how to pick up a babe without ever trying. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Oct 05, 2021•46 min•Season 2Ep. 19
S2-E18 - King Dysentry
Comedy Advice - Assert Dominance.
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 18
S2-E17 - Czar it up!
Comedy Advice Sorry about the delay! Come join us for wedding mishaps, dating your siblings ex, and how to fake your own death! Cover Art: Chen Xia Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear"- Sweet Elle Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Sep 04, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 17
S2-E16 - My Friend's been Kidnapped, what do I do?
Comedy Advice. Advice on how to navigate those tricky waters for when your old best friend gets kidnapped, tinder bio's of the week, and the most moral way to end a bugs miserable life. Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle Cover Art" Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Aug 16, 2021•53 min•Season 2Ep. 16
S2-E15 - Looking for Love on Craigslist
Comedy Advice. Tips on gaslighting your parents, how to change yourself for someone else, and what to do when your significant other demands money for sex. You know, the normal stuff. Intro/Outro "Honey Sweetheart Dear" - Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Aug 03, 2021•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 15
S2-E14 - Billy Tonka and the Sin Factory
Comedy Advice Petty revenge on annoying coworkers? We got you. Dealing with leaked nudes? We got you. Selling another (fake?) product, and visiting the DT factory with Billy Tonka and his Troompa Loompas? We got you! Hosts: Matt Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Intro/Outro: Sweet Elle Cover Art: Chen Xia Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 14
S2-E13 - The FannyPack Revolution
Comedy Advice Make friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious. Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre Editing & Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Cover art: Chen Shaw Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle
Jul 05, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 13
S2-E12 - Children Vomit Torture
Comedy Advice. Lets talk about breaking up with your parents, big dick energy, and how to conquer your fear of amusement park rides. oh and ofc vomiting on children. Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matt Schneider, Seth Aguirre Editing: Seth Aguirre Sound Design: Seth Aguirre Song - "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Cover Art by Chen Shaw
Jun 21, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 12
S2-E11 - Big Kinky Baby
Comedy Advice. Who's a big baby boy? A widdle stinky champy wampy? I'll give you a hint, he's on this podcast, and his name is matt. Listen to episode 11 and figure out why your boyfriend is making baby faces at you, how to deal with a sex offending ghost (???) and learn all about THE GOO!
May 31, 2021•1 hr
S2-E10 - The Italian Job
COMEDY ADVICE. To feature your question on the show email Discounttherapist@gmail.com or DM us at Discounttherapypod on instagram! THIS WEEK; Questions about a case of mistaken sex offender identity, surprising your wife, and dirty rooms. So all of life's frequent happenings
May 17, 2021•46 min•Season 2Ep. 10
S2-E9 - Shooting Up
Comedy Advice - Medical Advice from 3 unqualified friends. Questions about Vaccination, 5g, and weed etiquette. Was this originally supposed to be uploaded around 4/20? Yes. Was it not? Also yes. So listen to us make some late weed jokes!
May 03, 2021•49 min•Season 2Ep. 9
s2-E8 - A Pure Easter Special
Comedy Advice - Geriatric belief in the easter bunny, quitting your job, and ANOTHER little suprise ;)
Apr 12, 2021•39 min
S2-E7 - The Charcuterie Cuties
Comedy Advice. Immaculate date ideas to give him the right signals, lots of bad (not) Bostonian accents, and more in this episode of Discount Therapy.
Mar 29, 2021•59 min•Season 2Ep. 7
S2-E6 - Love and Lies
Comedy Advice. Come and join us on a magical love themed episode brought to you by your Horny godmother! Let her magic wand guide you in questions about how to impress your love, how to up your poetry game, and how to navigate romance as a convicted felon. Any mention of Disney, or Disney related characters are coincidental, and most certainly parodies.
Mar 15, 2021•46 min•Season 2Ep. 6
S2-E5 - Musical Masturbation
Comedy Advice: Learn how to get revenge on a TP thief roommates, learn the reddest of all flags, and learn how to destroy a gameshow hosts life in this episode of Discount Therapy. Loosely music themed
Mar 01, 2021•50 min•Season 2Ep. 5
S2-E4- Nicholas Cage, Finances, and You.
Join us this week as we conquer Gamestop, interview 2 and 1/2 Nick Cages, and summon a Demon. (Finance theme for this week).
Feb 16, 2021•48 min•Season 2Ep. 4
S2-E3- Dating Vampires
This one's all about dating apps and inauguration, baby!
Feb 01, 2021•55 min•Season 2Ep. 3
S2-E2 - How to Tame your Wiccan
Cursed friends, dead grandmas, and murderers sexual prowess, oh my! A loose spiritual themed episode. Art by Chen Xia Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguire
Jan 11, 2021•47 min•Season 2Ep. 2
S2-E1- A Holiday Miracle
Discount Therapy is back for season 2, and better than ever! Come join in the holiday festivities as we answer holiday themed questions, and drop a special reveal ;). Art by Chen Xia Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle Editing: Seth Aguirre Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre.
Dec 28, 2020•47 min•Season 2Ep. 1
ANNOUNCEMENT
Discount Therapy is back and better than ever! New episodes drop December 28th, 2020
Dec 22, 2020•2 min
S1-E13 - Until We Meet Again
A wrap for season 1! Discount Therapy must be destroyed. Join us and special guest Drew Battaglia as we answer the questions of the universe.
Aug 02, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 13
S1-E12 - Subway Hacks
Learn how to maximize your subway sitch, the early years of "Straight Shootin' Putin", and the return of JuniperBerry!
Jul 14, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 12
S1-E11 - McDonald's Wiener Wrangler
They say you can hear his spurs from a mile away. The Wiener Wrangler takes what is his. bath salts, methdarts, and more!
Jun 28, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 11
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