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Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

My Cousin Vladwww.mycousinvlad.com
My Cousin Vlad sits down weekly to go down rabbit holes like Vladice In Wonderland, ponder life like Vladistotle and take Questions from Vladiators. The opening Weekly Wogologue takes turns from culture, family, friends, news and random thoughts. 
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Episodes

MDMA with Vlad - Ep 2 - "Finding Your Talent & Strength" with John Anthony (Transcend)

Welcome Vladiators! Welcome All! MDMA with My Cousin Vlad is a new segment on the podcast that stands for 'Modern Day Mind Advice' - in an effort to collaborate with some different minds, opinions, perspectives and challenge Vlad's thinking and unlock some new strategies for navigating the modern world, Vlad sits down with different people that are far more versed in the world of psychology, neuroscience, self-help and the world of mental health. EP2: This episode we talk about creating champion...

May 22, 202432 min

Episode 193: The Pee Pee Police 👮 👮‍♀️ 🚔

Vlad incurs a meeting with the PP - Positive Police, has a BBQ with his family, remembers being subordinate to Muzzas, speaks on the phone with Tony Mootski, tries to realise the hypocrite in himself and everyone and searches for ways to not be Holier than Thou.... SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au METROPOLITAN ST...

May 20, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 193

Episode 192: Branko Wants Asian Love

This week Vlad rants about Branko the old uncle that ends up looking for Asian Love in his 70s, teasing and getting teased fun the 90s, hamburger shops in the 90s, getting rolled for shoes in the 90s & why self awareness is the only way upward. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au METROPOLITAN STONE (Kitchens, Ca...

May 13, 202458 minEp. 192

Episode 191: Dyson Vacuums Suck Hard

Vlad goes to Dyson to get his vacuum sucking again, discusses how to get clarity in the midst of the ethnic haze, ponders on whether he wasted his life not getting a tertiary education and knocks down his house and grafitti paints all over it. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au METROPOLITAN STONE (Kitchens, Cabinet...

May 07, 202452 minEp. 191

Episode 190: Breastfeeding at a Comedy Show

Vlad rants on bringing a baby to a comedy show, why its nearly impossible to buy a property in Australia, how and why to get back with an Ex, idiots spending $500 on steak and the definition of success. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au METROPOLITAN STONE (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combi...

Apr 29, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 190

Episode 189: Emergency Room with In Laws

Vlad comes off a sold out Melbourne show and revisits the hospital from a week ago with a stomach bug, moves houses, gets sold by a Gypo chemist, calms his father-in-law down, talks about revenge and success. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au METROPOLITAN STONE (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a...

Apr 22, 202457 minEp. 189

Epsiode 188: Culture Vulture

Vlad returns from the Cook Islands back into the stress of Sydney, describes picking up girls in a VL in the 90s, walks the path of the current way of life, ponders on racism and whether its affected him, how to deal with a psycho and how we are all blindly walking into our mistakes. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com...

Apr 15, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 188

Episode 187: Big Vincenz

Vlad sits down with funny man Big Vincenz to chat about Italian sayings, Miss Bella, Formagg, Giovanni, Alfonzo, hard times in life, losing & winning. Check out Big Vincenz on IG and TikTok - with an original style and humour. But please, zitu zitu please SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTAB...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 19 minEp. 187

Episode 186: Wogs Guide to Handling Heartbreak

Vlads opening Wogologue ventures into beautiful pastures about fatherhood, gets nostalgic about the house he grew his kids in that will be demolished soon, how much it costs to live in Sydney, the Acai Bowl Pandemic, cashless society, the future of no freedom and how to deal with heartbreak. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www....

Mar 28, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 186

Episode 185: Nostalgic Journey to Nowhere

Vlad gets nostalgic in the opening Wogologue, goes to an engagement party and gets drunk, discusses whether times were better back in the day. Questions 4 Vlad about dating women in 2024, How to approach a colleague you like, How to tell your Baba/Nonna you're moving in with a Machine & what it was like sleeping over your cousins house in the 90s. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & mu...

Mar 22, 20241 hrEp. 185

Episode 184: Putting Boundaries on Wogs

This week Vlad tries to learn how to put a boundary on an Wog, discussed the end of society as we know it, always getting compared to your bro-in-law, crossing paths with enemies of the past and present & dealing with real estate agents SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collect...

Mar 15, 202458 minEp. 184

Episode 183: How To Stop Clubbing In Your 30s

Vlad warns about the impending USB-C port that will be installed in your ass, the state of cyber security, why Real Estate agents are disliked, why you should stop clubbing in your 30s and how to negotiate some free time with The Mrs Pty Ltd SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collec...

Mar 08, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 183

Episode 182: The AI Movement Wants You! 🫵🫵🫵

Vlad gets dragged into the overwhelming world of AI, had his jokes written by a computer, explains why a world of smart dumb people is exactly what these AI companies prey on, talks about the gay pride movement and closes with a heartfelt anecdote about advice to his 25 year old self.......Wrap! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://...

Mar 02, 20241 hrEp. 182

Episode 181: Survival of the Fattest

Vlad finds hope and gets in the flow, talks about being successful, whether being on the chase is better than being in a relationship, arguing with wogs, growing up in the 90s, what he misses about the 2000s and things his parents never did. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collec...

Feb 23, 202454 minEp. 181

Episode 180: Vlad Interviews Putin

FIRE EP! Vlad questions himself and his doubts, chats to Putin about being confident and never blinking, misses his Grandfather so much, talks about falling in love with strippers at bucks parties, how to approach girls and why everyone is a hypocrite. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (On...

Feb 16, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 180

Episode 179: Euro Trip 2006 (Part 3)

Vlad continues recounting the Europe Trip of a lifetime in 2006, stories of debauchery, gay antics and pills in Rome, over to Barcelona and then caps it with the parties in Ibiza. Strap in for a sweaty and dancey episode. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collectables from our favo...

Feb 09, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 179

Episode 178: The State of Mrs Pty Ltd VS Dimche

Dimche gets caught by his Mrs for lewd behaviour and is held up in court, Vlad rants about men being friends with women, Chiropractors that are charismatic to win business, fearing for his children and many more rabbit holes with Vladice in Wonderland. Banging Episode! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE...

Feb 05, 202453 minEp. 178

Episode 177: The Ethnic BBQ on Australia Day

Vlad rants about Wogs having beach BBQs on Australia Day, Samoans eating spiked ocean urchins, lebos with chickens, Serbs with never-ending looped music, having erectile dysfunction, porn addicted men that can't approach women and having deep and meaningful with your Mrs after 18 years. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res....

Jan 29, 202455 minEp. 177

Episode 176: The Age of Self

Vlad encounters challenges that sway his mindset a fraction, takes account of what is real and fake, realises that no one is getting into a relationship in the future, the lost generation of OnlyFans girls and gives some hope to a few question askers. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Onl...

Jan 19, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 176

Episode 175: Light At The End Of The Tunnel 🚊

Vlad denounces any warnings about life traps, gets controlled by his kids, asks his father in law for his Mrs hand in marriage, talks about Woolies and woke businesses that don't care about anything & recounts a night his mate was nearly killed with a sword. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLEC...

Jan 13, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 175

Episode 174: Hot Chicks & Fashionable Guys

Welcome to 2024! Vlad calls the year in with rants on fashion, women being contradictory, blokes lying and being too fashionable to pick up chicks, how to buy an investment with your sister and having a big family Christmas listening to the priest giving his sermon. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE CO...

Jan 08, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 174

Episode 173: C#nty Cousins

Live from the Audi, Vlad watches 2 x new movies, goes on holidays with the family, dissects toxic family issues, sets some boundaries, gets told his Mrs Pty Ltd is an author, talks about fake fortunes and living a modern life. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collectables from our...

Dec 29, 20231 hr 5 minEp. 173

Episode 172: 🎅 The 2023 Christmas Special 🎄

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Vlad rants on 'self-care' specialists, getting his testosterone checked, wog family lunches, who he'd have at his Christmas get together, how to keep the cuntiness down at family events and when he found out that Santa wasn't real! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES ...

Dec 22, 202355 minEp. 172

Episode 171: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

This week Vlad discusses why men are from Mars and women are from Venus, red flags on first dates, why men are attracted to drilling, getting married and having kids instead of eating smashed avocado and speaks to Andrew Tate about having 7 wives. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online ...

Dec 14, 20231 hr 10 minEp. 171

Episode 170: Why Men End Up On The Roof!

Vlad tries to avoid his Mrs by putting up Christmas lights on his roof at night, realises society is a trap, discusses people pretending to work from home, how to break up with your boss & why W*gs don't respect much else apart from food and a clean house. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTA...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 170

Episode 169: Wogs Love To Stare

Wogs love staring and Vlad starts sweating from embarrassment at a Christening, talks about how to seize the moment, Wives VS Balkan Mother-in-Laws, when you should let your Missus move in to your place and Wog Christmas lunches. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ANGEL GROVE COLLECTABLES (Online collectables from ...

Dec 01, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 169

Episode 168: Raised in the 90s

Vlad walks in the bush to find an injured rock wallaby, is paranoid about normal life because of 1990s trauma, visits a library with interesting characters, talks about Sydney the cocaine/cavoodle capital of Australia and has little advice about the youth making money in todays age. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com....

Nov 24, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 168

Episode 167: Man Of The Year

To Vlad's delight, Kim Kardashian graces the cover of shitbox magazine GQ's Man Of The Year edition, placing in the category of Man of the Year, Vlad explains to you why we are living in the age of cringe and acceptance, travels down many Vladice in Wonderland rabbit holes about superficiality, the past, the future and terrible music. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF ...

Nov 15, 202357 min

Episode 166: Corporate Middle Management Boss Bitch

Instant Karma Vlad regrettably travels with Jetstar and sits next to a CMMBB and watches her not get what she wants, when she wants and how she deals with it, snaps about lazy rich tradies during inflation times, trying to relax during adulthood mayhem and how he got into comedy. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER, MENTION: VLAD https://www.1res.com.au ...

Nov 06, 20231 hr 4 minEp. 166

Episode 165: Great Expectations

Vlad snaps about the village mindset, poor communication amongst men toward each other, how mental health is a part of everyones life these days, working hard to be assertive and not get bashed, Alex Volkanovski and his words on mental health and how Great Expectations lead to heavy burdens. Vladice in Wonderland gets deep and heavy. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF Y...

Oct 30, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 165
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