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Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

My Cousin Vladwww.mycousinvlad.com
My Cousin Vlad sits down weekly to go down rabbit holes like Vladice In Wonderland, ponder life like Vladistotle and take Questions from Vladiators. The opening Weekly Wogologue takes turns from culture, family, friends, news and random thoughts. 
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Episodes

Episode 104: The Robot That Rammed My Wife

Vlad comes down from the snowy mountains where he meets the pinnacle of customer service, gets rejected from a restaurant, rants about cancel culture, tips on picking up girls at a nightclub, the future of robots ramming your wife & why he failed high school. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Contact: admi...

Aug 12, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 104

Episode 103: Self Love Stories

Vlad is under the influence and gathers steam about self love, lonely dildo salespeople, being pushed down a mountain, money and the pursuit of happiness, dealing with cousins in a professional setting & watching Jesus give out bread/fish on a mountain! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Contact: admin@odys...

Aug 05, 20221 hr 9 min

Episode 102: Trapped in the Mind of a Woman

With a blocked up nose, Vlad ponders life and gratitude at a funeral, a fat optometrist detects bad eye sight, women with no filter, the difficulty of true forgiveness & the new drug dealers of 2022 SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Contact: admin@odysseycoffee.com.au http://www.odyssey.com.au Virtuosys (B...

Aug 01, 20221 hr 6 minEp. 102

Episode 101: How I Proposed In The Snow

Ciao Bello! Ciao Bella! Vlad walks back through New York during the time The Godfather was filmed in, realises how people we revere are sometimes morons, how he proposed in the snowy mountains, why mates will dog you for their new girlfriend, talks European family dynamic, what Vlads day looks like now without real estate & rants on the heathens in advertising with a little help from Bill Hicks. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Sp...

Jul 22, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 101

Episode 100: ONE HUNDRED!!!!

Century!!!! One Hundred podcasts and growing, Vlad reviews his trip to Brisbane, ongoing colds and flus of 2022, his most valuable life lesson he has learnt, what's most catastropha about the world, how to balance work and passion, how he roped the Mrs Pty Ltd into a date and relationship & who he'd love to spend time with that has passed on. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a...

Jul 18, 20221 hr 19 minEp. 100

Episode 99: Yannis Pappas (New York Comedian)

Vlad hops on the Zoom with hilarious New York comedian Yannis Pappas, who recently released a very funny 1 hour YouTube special called 'Mom Love'. Vlad and Yannis chat about being raised by wog parents, living in the crazy world of America, raising your child in this world, getting attacked onstage doing comedy, being a father in todays age and moving to Saudi Arabia for a better life. Check out YANNIS PAPPAS on links below. Stand Up Special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ His Podcast: https://pod...

Jul 08, 20221 hr 35 minEp. 99

Episode 98: The Chemist with 7 Investments

Vlad gets roped into spending a small mortgage at a Chemist who is the greatest salesperson on the planet, how life is a Boa Constrictor, advice for getting out of the corporate world, what he'd do with 3 x wishes, watching Serena Williams get beaten by an asian superstar and moving to France! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Conta...

Jul 01, 20221 hr 20 minEp. 98

Episode 97: Partying with Dimche & Drake

Drying off after a solid river licking, Vlad discusses the future of Trans Olympics, helps out a Vladiator that can't go left with his Mrs after they had a baby, should people have kids in this day and age, takes you through a standard Saturday night with Dimche and Drake, feeling down and out in a tough age and how to realise its all part of life. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality,...

Jun 24, 20221 hr 35 minEp. 97

Episode 96: The Current Flex Culture

Vlad chats about his Mrs doing burnouts in the driveway, why TikTok is the worst place on earth, how to lick rivers, what attributes a good Mrs Pty Ltd, the catastropha Flex Culture & sticking close to your mates through hard times. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Contact: admin@odysseycoffee.com.au http://www.odyssey.com.au V...

Jun 17, 20221 hr 22 minEp. 96

Episode 95: Vladiators Ask | Vlad Answers

This week Vlad answers 7 x listeners questions, from Why coke is socially accepted, situations he nearly died, the Top 5 Self Help books, trusting your gut or your brain, how to change a negative mindset to a positive one, whether he would go back to making music again & why the world is boring right now. Plus a sneak peek into some of his songs. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for qualit...

Jun 10, 20221 hr 41 minEp. 95

Episode 94: Euro Trip 2006 (Part 1)

Vlad flys back to 2006 to revisit the Europe Trip of a lifetime, early 20s with friends travelling to 15 countries, Vlad barely gets to stop number 2, so this is Part 1 of a long series of bedtime stories to fall asleep to, drive to and wrap to. People are gonna lose it! This episode covers: Preparation, let down, UK, Ireland & Amsterdam. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste...

Jun 03, 20221 hr 34 minEp. 94

Episode 93: Big D!ck Energy

Vlad retells the story of riding in an ambulance, miraculously making his sold out theatre show, how to pick up chicks and not be a fraud, where to find a decent partner, why he didn't love school & feeling big dick energy and how its the reason the culture is catastropha. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for 10% off! Contact: admin@odyssey...

May 27, 20221 hr 34 minEp. 93

Episode 92: Jump Out The Plane

Jump out the plane, take the leap of faith, make the change! Vlad talks about the election, Scott Morrison and his Mrs Pty Ltd in Hawaii, Politicians and the murky grey world they inhabit, navigating quarrelling w*gs and family feuds, daily gratitude for irreplaceable people in your life and how modern love is just making people not believe in love. Wrap! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for q...

May 19, 20221 hr 18 minEp. 92

Episode 91: The Story of the Kmart Junkie

Don't we think we know it all? Vlad tells the true story of his Perth altercation at Kmart, speaks on the worst Uber drivers in Australia, sporting memories growing up, what he'd be doing if he didn't have a Mrs and kids, best advice he's recieved and how to avoid being surrounded by Catastrophas! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MEN...

May 13, 20221 hr 46 minEp. 91

Episode 90: The Future of Botoxed Men & Single Females

As the world turns, Vlad wonders whether 1990 was a better year than 2022, finks about what his children are gonna be like in the future, what is right or wrong about men getting botox, what makes a good person & living in a Godless world of know-it-alls. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW PODCAST SPONSORS!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consistency! MENTION: VLAD for...

May 06, 20221 hr 22 min

Episode 89: Me, Johnny Depp & The Fat Guy from New York

This week Vlad sends it about the Johnny Depp trial, batting off an algorithm, the modern Atheist movement, why its not what you know or who you know, eating rainbow trout in Macedonia, Elon Musk and the Twitter idiots, being blamed for his wife's tiredness & meeting Tim Dillon! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW PODCAST SPONSORS!!!! ODYSSEY COFFEE (Immaculate Coffee Reimagined) Specialty coffee from 3 x Vladiators in Victoria, with a passion for quality, taste and consis...

Apr 29, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 89

Episode 88: The Sermon In The Audi

Happy Orthodox Easter, Vlad planes around how politics is not funny, tells stories about when he bought a Monaro when he was 21 and what it did to him, how to deal with friends that 'ghost' you, maintaining your w*gness amongst other & many other rabbit holes of wisdom from the sermon in the Audi. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! NEW SPONSOR ALERT! Welcome aboard....VIRTUOSYS & PRIORE ELECTRICAL! Virtuosys (Business Cybersecurity & Productivity) IT company specialis...

Apr 23, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 88

Episode 87: The Gut Instinct In The Forest of Catastropha

Breaking branches, kicking squirrels and ducking owls, Vlad navigates through the forest of catastropha with only a shredded gut. This week he rants on his weekend up the coast, what big mistakes he's made in life, how to tell your uncle to get stuffed and he still likes you, people that diss ya for just being you and why following that little voice can be the answer. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combi...

Apr 19, 20221 hr 12 minEp. 87

Episode 86: Pumped Up Lips!

Walk with me, let me take your through the sights! Vlad rants on pumped up lips, the hit single, discusses passion and careers and breathing deep at work at 9:30am, why he doesn't want to get jabbed for going left, vasectomies and living a life of true gratitude. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Everything ...

Apr 08, 20221 hr 10 minEp. 86

Episode 85: The Dopamine Rabbit Hole

Smashed through Vladelaide and back into the double brick furnace for a fierce slap at everything in his way, Vlad chats about putting his neck out going left with The Mrs, the loudest people in expensive restaurants, the fat muffin lady on Jetstar and the biggest epidemic of all time, the Dopamine thieves. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family...

Apr 03, 20221 hr 5 minEp. 85

Episode 84: The Long & Winding Road (to the Athenaeum Theatre)

Hot off a SOLD OUT Melbourne Theatre show to 800 Vladiators, Vlad walks you down the long and winding road of preparation, hypochondria and catastropha leading to the show, answers questions about controlling your Mrs Pty Ltd, following your hobbies & the best advice for his kids. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing...

Mar 28, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 84

Episode 83: People Have Lost It!

Whilst listening to a 94 year old play piano at David Jones, Vlad snaps about do-gooders and fake heroes, racism gangs, how the government is door knocking and putting sticks up your nose in W.A, how to keep humble, being better than your catastropha boss & whether people have lost it or not. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run busine...

Mar 19, 20221 hr 27 minEp. 83

Episode 82: The Belated Birthday Podcast

Every year survived is another year closer to becoming Immaculate. this week Vlad goes to a Location Wedding, spots some differences between African people and Eastern Block people, chats about his birthday and getting older, the challenges in becoming healthy, wealthy & wise, plus chats about the catastropha student he was and what happens when you become a husband. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a co...

Mar 15, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 82

Episode 81: The Casino Catastropha

Vlad walks into the casino and finds out how catastropha it is, pictures a balanced world with Jimmy Camel, talks about not pushing Putin, disappointing his parents, whether to go to University or TAFE & what he wants to be remembered for. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Everything from small projects ...

Mar 04, 20221 hr 16 minEp. 81

Episode 80: War! What Is It Good For!?

Living in wartime, Vlad spits his guesses on the Russians invading Ukraine, why paranoia and power don't mix, how to fit in being shredded and going left, reliving the best day of his life & what a typical Saturday night looked like in the old days! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Everything from small...

Feb 25, 20221 hr 11 min

Episode 79: "You Have 549 New Messages"

Vlad gets 549 new messages and wonders why he's anxious? Having a chat about the Sydney Shark mauling, finding a way to forgive people, negotiating with the Mrs, why social media is like smoking cigarettes & finding a way to succeed in. the creative arts world. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Everythin...

Feb 19, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 79

Episode 78: Wild Wog Wedding

Vlad recounts his cousins wedding, how love is the answer, the passion for frashin', ramming like a champion, keeping the Mrs interested, the sacrifices of fatherhood, getting back together with friends and family to celebrate with musicians playing saxophones in his ear! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST!!! Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Ev...

Feb 12, 20221 hr 17 minEp. 78

Episode 77: Get Hitched Or Die Trying

Get stitched or die trying? or Hitched!? Vlad journeys through what to do if you don't know what to do with your life, takes the family to Westfield on his day off, shares the best bands of each decade, why he hasn't got a Tattoo and how human beings are judgmental by culture and design, maybe..... ***NEW SPONSOR ALERT*** Metropolitan Stone (Kitchens, Cabinets, Laundry, All Cabinets) We have a combined 30 years experience in the cabinet making industry. Family run business servicing Victoria! Ev...

Feb 05, 20221 hr 14 minEp. 77

Episode 76: BlehBlehBlehBlehBleh!!!!

This week Vlad goes on a rant about doing a real estate appointment with tenants, the Russian tennis argument, being a smug arrogant prick in a band, how to stop hating your boss, whether he smacks his kids or not & his sons enormous baby d!ck. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family owned, Sydney Metro, Pest Control Specialists! 10% off for CODE: VLAD http://www.activepestcontrolmanagement.com.au Elie & Christina Ayoub - 1300 590 944 - 0426 221 296 The Burek Broth...

Jan 29, 20221 hr 16 min

Episode 75: Sunday Philosophy Special!

Vlad stops into the garage for a spontaneous Sunday Special, ranting about philosophy with his grandfather, why people want to destroy themselves these days, dating girls, how your mind changes every decade & facing the catastropha covid is going to challenge us with for a long time. Active Pest Control Management (The Best against Pests) Family owned, Sydney Metro, Pest Control Specialists! 10% off for CODE: VLAD http://www.activepestcontrolmanagement.com.au Elie & Christina Ayoub - 130...

Jan 23, 20221 hr 2 minEp. 75
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