The Weasels encounter huge changes now that the gems have been united. All heil the new regime! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us at the itunes machine.
The weasels find themselves on an ominous trek towards the last gem. I didn't edit this one, so I don't recall if it was a particularly goofy episode, but I feel like it might have been. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us at the itunes machine.
Forrest wasn't able to record in the week that this episode was recorded (#gerboisafalsegod) so the rest of the Weasels soldered on and played Everyone is John. It's pretty damn silly, and Mollie ran the game, so you get to hear her talk a good bit more than in most episodes. This is going up early because we're sorry about the last episode going up late. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Also, we have a patreon now. Feel free to check that...
The Weasels try their best to seduce each other while nominally battling a big, bad malfunctioning robot. Many laughs are had on this most unassuming, totally unimportant episode where no important news is shared. None whatsoever! The @DireWeasels are John, @absurdistkobold, Forrest, @walk6070, Ivana, @arcanevice, Matt, @chalupabatman27, and Mollie, @eskimomo9. You can email us at direweasels@gmail.com. We're sorry!
After lots of hijinks and nonsense the party finally makes it to a village of robit creatures. There they learn to get the next gem, they must play a "game". Will the party make it through these trials? Listen to find out! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
Ivana's older brother guest stars and our loveable bunch of nerds accomplish even less than usual. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
The gang gets into some hot shenanigans. Also, Forrest makes a very comical noise. Enjoy, one and all. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
John, Matt, and Mollie play Drinking Quest! Testing...testing...
It's a short one this week for the gang as they recover from their ordeal within the Nega-Mount Hazelnut of Doom. Gerbo checks the Heavy-Handed Plot Device for guidance, and before you know it, things get... weird. (Haha, you'll get why I think that's hilarious soon!) @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us on iTunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
This is the final episode with guest star Mike @Malvinity! Croman the Barbarian and Gerbo bro it up some more and John makes a valiant attempt to get a TPK before finally falling on his own sword. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @malvinity is the star guest du jour. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, talk to us. We want ...
There's some fighting, a ton of non canonical sports talk and some dm wanting to let the life seep out of him. It's a more entertaining listen than that description would indicate. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @malvinity is the star guest du jour. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, talk to us. We want very much to mak...
Gwynn also makes an appearance in the stream chat. Mort and John stream and mostly talk with Dyrtle while she supplies some of the worst fanfiction imaginable. John attempts to read this in dramatic fashion, but mostly gets upset at the grammar and spelling. This is a weird one, but hopefully it's entertaining for all of you folks. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9, and check out Mort (@mortimaus) and Dyrtle (@dyrtletheturtle), both of whom ...
A random encounter turns into another Karaoke Kast, this time Disney edition. Enjoy! @direweasels are: John @absurdistkobold, Forrest @walk6070, Matt @chalupabatman27, Ivana @arcanevice, Mollie @eskimomo9, and Ben @bapperson in his final episode! Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, shoot them our way. It's coming up, and we want to make sure it's fantastic for all of you.
This one was a lot of fun for me, because I was basically messing with the party for the entirety of the episode. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @bapperson is the star guest this time around. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, shoot them our way. It's coming up, and we want to make sure it's fantastic for all of you....
Hello Listener (Errr...Reader?)! We're releasing a second boner episode for you because life happened and Matt hates us. Also, sorry it's a day late. It's Beatriz's fault, that lazy cunt, aim all your hate mail toward her. Obviously this episode will be explicit like all the other ones so if this offends you, sucks to be you. Your hosts of the @DireWeasels Podcast are @absurdistkobold (John "Joe" Venrick, DM), @arcanevice (Ivana "Not Beatriz" Sarmiento, Kung Pao), @chalupabatman27 (Matt Hankins,...
The group continues their adventures through the Nega-World and start on their true quest now that the party is fully assembled, at least in theory. In all actuality, we were all a little kooky and didn't got a whole lot done, but it was a lot of fun! Your hosts of the @DireWeasels Podcast are @absurdistkobold (John Venrick, DM), @arcanevice (Ivana Sarmiento, Kung Pao), @chalupabatman27 (Matt Hankins, Norville), @eskimomo9 (Mollie M, Aerrin), and @walk6070 (Forrest Walker, Gerbo).
What awaits the weasels at the top of the bean stalk? Giants, treasure, neither, both? Stay tuned to find out! @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @mortimaus star guests like a proper star guest. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, feel free to kick them our way, as there might be a milestone coming up at some point in the no...
Things get super tropesy and silly, and an old friend returns to the fold. All in all, this one came out pretty entertaining. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9. @mortimaus star guests like a proper star guest. Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com. If you have any Patreon ideas, feel free to kick them our way, as there might be a milestone coming up at some ...
Following the Hard Reset, Leona tasks Gerbo with ass-embling the party. After recruiting the "help" of the Warrior and following his unorthodox methods, the Monk and the Mage are soon added to the fold. Only the Halfling remains un-recruited but once again the party is split between upstairs and in the basement. Will things fare better this time? Probably not. Your hosts for the @DireWeasels podcasts are John @absurdistkobold Forrest @walk6070, Matt @chalupabatman27, "Mystery Host", and special ...
Due to some scheduling issues, most of the regular cast couldn't make it this week, so we just decided to play Cards Against Humanity with some of our fans in the Twitch chat. Listener discretion is advised! The @DireWeasels featured in this episode are @absurdistkobold and @walk6070, with special guest star @mortimaus.
These are the bloopers from back when we used to pull extra bloopers from the episodes (these days they tend to get placed at the end or just left in the episode, so barring anything unexpected, this might be the only bloopersode). Enjoy, everyone. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @walk6070, @joshslyter, @chalupabatman27, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9 Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
Trust me, you're better off just listening to this one unspoiled. A lot of stuff happens which changes things going forward. @direweasels are: @absurdistkobold, @joshslyter, @walk6070, @chalupabatman, @arcanevice, @eskimomo9 Email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.
The guys find themselves in a hairy situation when a run of the mill combat turns out to be more than anticipated. Split between fighting upstairs and in the basement will the players find a way to weasel their way out of this one or find themselves engulfed in sweet, sweet oblivion? The answers to these questions and more (mainly from emails) NOW! Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are - Josh Slyter - DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker (@walk6070), John Venri...
Norville is MIA this week, and we talk about hot sauce for something like 15 minutes. It's not as bad as that description would indicate, but not a whole lot actually happens. Marc (@0dius) edited this episode, so hit him up if you think it sounds even more amazing than usual. My Perry cider decision went much better though. Your hosts hosting the hosted Dire Weasels podcast hosting hosty hosts are: Josh Slyter - Apologetic DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Sir Not Appearing in this Film (@chalup...
The gang gets introduced to a couple of new folks, and one of them has lived life in such a way that it complicates the lives of his new traveling companions. The last 10 minutes of the episode (or so) are mostly devoted to the discussion of concerts and music. Also, I made a horrid decision in an effort to make Ace Perry cider reasonably palatable. There are bloopers, but not so many as to fill the entire outro. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels podcast are the following: Josh Slyter - DM(@Joshsl...
The crew picks back up after having apparently "fixed" the unicorn wizards book and begins the trek back to Cloudspire in special guest star Stephanie Kingston's final episode. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are - Josh Slyter - DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker (@walk6070), John Venrick (@absurdistkobold) and Steph Kingston - Featured Guest Star (@stephokingston). Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us ...
The party finds themselves inside the Unicorn Wizards story book with little clue as to what "fixing" his book actually entails. I would also be remiss to not apologize for how sloppy drunk I got during this episode. It's really bad, guys. Seriously. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are - Josh Slyter - DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker (@walk6070), John Venrick (@absurdistkobold) and Steph Kingston - Featured Star Guest (@stephokingston). Find us collective...
The usual cast of characters meet up with a new character, who totally isn't grating at all (and collectively they all set out to meet the legendary Unicorn Wizard). Exposition, quests, karaoke, and some 80 grade lipbalm discussion are all a part of perhaps the most zany episode in a good bit. This is the first episode I have edited, so hopefully I managed to make it entertaining for all of you. I re-uploaded this episode because I forgot to run levelator before I posted it the first time. Sorry...
Hey, y'all. Forrest edited this week, so you get a quality description! The group makes chase after a mysterious hooded figure disappears into the woods after last week's chase. Will the Weasels find the villainous Jala Peno? Will Darren Everwind convert to the Church of Gerbo? Will Forrest fail every damn roll he makes? (Spoiler: yes, he will). Find out all this and more on the spiciest episode of Dire Weasels yet! Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt ...
The Dire Weasels get their first guest star, Phillip Canada. I mean, I don't really have much more to say on the subject. Listen to the episode. Stuff happens. Probably. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), John Venrick - Leonan Demoneye (@absurdistkobold), and Phillip Canada - Darren Everwood (@canada_phillip). Find us collectively @direweasels, email us ...
