In this episode, we had the privilege to talk with u/zathalen100 and u/4thinversion, mods from Reddit's 'personals' sub, about some of the inside juice on r/r4r. Zath is an experimental podartist, so was recording through tin can connected to a piece of string, which made him extremely difficult to hear at times. However, 4th and Zath have the juice news on all latest from r4r, including Dr. Love, Middle-Eastern Fecal Visas, keyboard hypnosis, and a speculative James Deen sighting. Also, we brie...
Sep 22, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 52
Where do your sexual fetishes sit on the uncanny valley, listeners? Are you into a far right realistic sentient being kinda guy who basically just wants a girlfriend that won't mock your sad attempts to fold clothes? Are you more of a centrist who thinks that there's something sexy about a curvy machine with exposed wires? Or, are you on the far left, and basically just got the thickening because of the way that Roomba vacuumed in your direction? These are the pressing issues over at r/robosexua...
Sep 15, 2017•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 51
Does your friend want to know the most efficient way to bury a body? Is your friend worried that somehow buying a sex toy on a Visa gift card will be traced back to your grandma, I mean your friend's grandma? Does your friend want to know how to hire someone to give a coworker a revenge wedgie? Not for you obviously, but for your friend. This sub is for all of us amazing friends out there who are willing to stick our necks out for our friends who are too embarrassed to ask what this rash on my b...
Aug 26, 2017•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 50
Wow guys, last week was a weird one. Apparently neo-nazis are ready to try and collectively show us that white people are the master race, and should all take notice. However, if what they say is to be believed, the master race consists of some half-troll guys that look like thumbs, with permanently cheese-crusted fingers, and Ohio driver's licenses. This week, we take a look at r/beholdthemasterrace, a subreddit dedicated to pointing out the hilarious flaws in white supremacist logic. What happ...
Aug 17, 2017•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 49
DYR SPECIAL PEAK MEME REPORT Last week, something beautiful happened on Reddit. In real-time, we got to watch the birth of a beautiful new baby subreddit. And just like the biological rumors of real mammal mating (though we can't confirm whether or not this is how real babies are made), this conception required the seed of an incredibly confused young man, and the accepting womb of a fresh, previously decorative coconut. From this beautiful fornication, a message was sent to the proverbial Inter...
Aug 12, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 48
Holy cow guys. Sorry we vanished from the face of the earth for a little while, but we're totally back now with what what we can only assume critics will call our lowest quality podcast yet! On this episode we discuss lifesaving tips bestowed upon us by m(g)ods at r/savedyourlife, but mostly we just kind of fumble with microphones and keep babies from eating dangerous things while we try to remember how to actually make a podcast. This episode sponsored by TrueSwords.com. Why won't you return ou...
Aug 07, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 47
After a few weeks (or months) of traveling and completely blowing off the pod, we're back to complain about our favorite topic; the dark corners of modern capitalism. In episode 46, we go deep on r/latestagecapitalism, why the boomers were the absolute worst, and how u/itsyerdad has a mean streak that only manifests in wealthy nursing homes. Also, it's (or was when we recorded this) u/myfreeday's birthday, and TrueSwords still owes us our underwriting check. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...
Jun 27, 2017•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 46
Guys, it's a fact that every the global elites have an international network of lizard people that control our thoughts through geometry, and odd numbers. Literally a fact. So this week, we are digging into the Reddit community responsible for enlightening unwoke sheeple by identifying the mark of the beast, the all-seeing triangle, in all the places where it's not immediately visible. Let's take a look at r/ilerminaty and learn the ways of the global elite. Stay Woke People. See Privacy Policy ...
May 28, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 45
In this week's episode of DYR, we welcome back u/dogboobes to the program, and discuss something she may or may not be very familiar with, r/abductions. Do you remember that time in college, when you had a few too many Mike's Hard Lemonade rips, and woke up in-line at the DMV? Did you just have a boozy blackout, or were you abducted by the little green men? Who's to say? Also, for all of our divorced men listeners, we discuss some important dating tips for when you're trying to date one of your ...
May 12, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 44
Last week, God wrote the world's most hilarious slapstick comedy about a bunch of rich kids from Instagram descending on an island once inhabited by Pablo Escobar to attend a festival created by Ja Rule and some guy who looks like he scams Instagram models named Billy. What resulted was Fyre Festival, the perfect physical encapsulation of the Internet's most damning and hilarious attributes, and a nonstop source of entertainment since. On this week's pod, we invited Jenna Conlin, Fyre festival's...
May 03, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 43
You know that one movie about a group of ideological rebels who live in the deep desert, and whose sole mission is the terrorize the government by blowing up the biggest government structure? Yeah you know, Star Wars. See, when you rethink about it, Luke Skywalker isn't cool is he? That's what r/empiredidnothingwrong thinks, and you know what, I think the DYR group tends to agree. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...
Apr 21, 2017•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 42
On April 1st 2017, something remarkable happened. While the Internet lords of Reddit always create social experiments to hype their loyal anons, this year was different somehow. With only a 1000x1000 pixel canvas, and a few strict rules, Reddit created one of the most powerful and sociologically interesting pieces of art we've ever seen, and a landmark moment in Internet lore. Place dawned wars, allegiances, memes, a basic good vs. evil struggle against the eternal void that is 4chan, and more i...
Apr 14, 2017•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 41
In this episode, DYR discusses the often derided sub r/theredpill. AKA, we give listeners the sickest possible tips and tricks for picking up babes without them even knowing it. For those unfamiliar with the revolutionary sci-fi flick 'The Matrix', the Red Pill is the chose to see things as they really are, instead of as the falsified society likes to tell you. In this case, it's about social norms with women. So, this sub is filled with amazing advice for how to successfully talk women into dat...
Apr 07, 2017•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 40
*PLOT BLOWER ALERT. In this episode, we talk about the new, highly-touted HBO Documentary "Tickled". It's a completely bizarre documentary about an even more bizarre fetish - tickling. So, we made a very shallow attempt to understand why people voluntarily subject themselves to Tickle Torture. Which of course spirals into itsyerdad discussing hi preferred method for torturing terrorists, and of course, Hentai. It's all very confusing. This episode brought to you by Home Box Office. RIPish David ...
Mar 31, 2017•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 39
There's a special place where all of Reddit's most accomplished conspiracy theorists are praised for uncovering the many important blunders of the new world order; r/topmindsofreddit. Here, reddit's jocks lambast melodramatic nerds. Or, maybe you think of it as reddit's REAL top minds, untopminding the other top minds. Either way, Heelys are the best, Chicos is a wonderful place to buy men's teeshirts, and apparently grown men jerggin from the window seat is a thing. Who knew? See Privacy Policy...
Mar 24, 2017•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 38
Nuclear weapons are horrifying, and there's always the constant threat of us bombing each other with them. Basically the world is in a constant state of Nuclear prison dilemma. For all the lucky souls living in Downey when the big North Korean blast hits, how will you survive? Will three-titted women become America's most valuable commodity? Will Alex Jones finally be considered the prophet he claims to be? Also, u/dogboobes and Alec Ibay still aren't dating. If you're listening to this Alec, pl...
Mar 17, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 37
This week we address an important question that's been burning at our collective American core since exactly 1989 - are we as a society, down with the clown? While they may get a bad rep, Juggalos are actually an inclusive group of killer clowns and hatchet touting ratchet babes. Granted u/itsyerdad, u/myfreeday, and u/dogboobes have never been to the gathering, and can probably only name 2-4 songs off of the Great Milenko, they've all gained respect and admiration for ICP's dedicated fanbase. P...
Mar 10, 2017•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 36
PLOT BLOWER ALERT HBO came out with a great documentary sometime in the not so distant past, so we decided to dig into its bizarro origin story, the Internet's longest running campfire horror story, Slenderman. If you're unfamiliar with Slenderman, he's an unusually tall and gaunt CPA looking fellow with pure white skin and the absence of a face. You may mistake him for the pasty man who handles your taxes, but the core difference is that Bart in accounting doesn't steal kids and drag them aimle...
Feb 27, 2017•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 35
Do you know which berries to eat when your cell phone dies during a hike? What is the correct grammar to use when yelling at a rogue black bear? At what point should you kill yourself to survive the humiliation of drinking your own piss? These are the important questions that you should know how to answer when faced with a wilderness survival situation, and the kind of things you might learn on r/survival. Plus, u/itsyerdad is a not so secret ageist, u/dogboobes is a bronze medal winning cheese ...
Feb 24, 2017•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 34
This week, we talk about our favorite 4th grade science meme, r/trebuchetmemes. For those unfamiliar with the act of launching a 90kg payload over 300 meters, a trebuchet is a medieval siege weapon far superior to a catapult, and an instant meme factory. Also, we discuss the tactics of medieval sieges, the physics of launching witches into the women's march, and requiring young mothers to watch Lebron James highlights reels before deciding to get an abortion. Powerful stuff ladies and gents. See...
Feb 17, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 33
This week, we discuss some mind-blowing facts, from Reddit's home for mind-blowing facts, r/BlowIt. Then, we get on the topic of the time space continuum, string-theory, and u/DogBoobes's fart doctor, Dr. John Feelgood Stamos. Also, u/myfreeday talks about special sand from Saturn, and u/itsyerdad didn't know that males have tastebuds on their testicles. Don't be a dick listeners, you didn't know either. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art...
Feb 07, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 32
Yep, our new president/realityTV host's inauguration isn't the only disaster we're discussing this week. In this episode, we reflect on AMA, and a few of the trainwrecks that are celebrated on r/AMAdisasters. For some reason Woody Harrelson is basically the mascot of the sub, so we talk a little about that. Then we talk about Wyclef Jean and Haiti. Then, some other stuff. It's really captivating. It's about the Internet. John Rocker is an American hero. The president of the United States used to...
Jan 20, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 31
Hey mouthbreathers, we're back. It's 2017. Time to get new swords, from TrueSwords, and then talk about them for 20 minutes on the air. If you want to hear a bit about the insane quality and absolutely criminal good deal we got on our XXXMAS presents, then listen in (at the beginning). If you're tired of our nonstop, obsessive banter about the Internet's foremost purveyor of antiquated weaponry, then skip ahead to around the 23 minute mark, where we discuss r/thetruthishere, Native American ghos...
Jan 08, 2017•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 30
ItsYerDad and MyfreeDay don't know anything about ladies, so we consult r/askwomen and our inhouse ladyperson, dogboobes, about all the important questions that we're constantly juggling in our caveman brains. You know, stuff like deck size, flashlight ethics, and peen. Then we talk about some really gross stuff, and at some point we discuss hotels. This pod brought to you by the Knights Inn in Fresno. We'll keep the lights on. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...
Dec 12, 2016•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 29
So these last few weeks have totally blown, yadayada. We get it, everyone is talking about how weird everything feels right now. So while we probably should have maybe talked a bit about one of the many politically charged subreddits, we decided to go a little peripheral and discuss r/nottheonion, a sub dedicated to the absurdity of modern life and the documentation of it. As the name suggests, these headlines are not the Onion, even though they damn well seem like they are. It's all totally abs...
Nov 21, 2016•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 28
It's the day we've all been looking forward to, the day that ends the 2016 US election, AKA the worst reality TV show ever. So to celebrate what is inevitably the end of times as we know it, DYR is paying homage to the woman known as the Nostradamus of the Balkans, the ultimate blind babe, and this year's winner of God's fantasy apocalypse tournament, Baba Vanga. If all goes according to Baba's conversations with the Vimfam alien race, then America's going to collapse sometime in the next few mo...
Nov 08, 2016•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 27
It's that time of year again everybody, when you put yesternight's leftover skrimp in the wicker basket on your porch to feed the pockets of tiny denny, the day old skrimp boy. If not, you run the risk of hearing that familiar pitter patter or greasy fingers on your windows, and the voice of little Denny politely asking for his beloved skrimps. This is just one example of the truly horrifying stories you can read on r/nosleep, one of Reddit's most popular subreddits, and a home for creatively wr...
Oct 31, 2016•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 26
After a few weeks of nonstop life-changing events, including u/itsyerdads never-ending buffet-sized octopus feast in Greece, and the birth of u/myfreeday's new kid, the DYR crew is back. This week, we dig into listener u/hoefauxsho's email-in request r/JesusChristReddit, where Reddit's most neckbeardy, Cheeto-finger comments are roasted for public-humilation-sake. If ever something makes you say "Jesus Christ, Reddit..." in awe, disgust, or sheer bewilderment, it probably belongs on this subredd...
Oct 21, 2016•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 25
What if North Korea decided to put their military money where their mouths are and actually bomb America? What if Donald Trump was actually voted into presidency and then revealed that it was all a fantastic marketing ploy for a new White House-themed reality TV show every Thursday at 8:00pm EST (5:00pm PST)? What if u/myfreeday's wife gave birth to baby Frank "freeway" Freeday live on the pod? These are all the kind of questions that deserve quantifiable, serious speculation on r/futurewhatif. ...
Oct 03, 2016•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 24
Almost every episode, the DYR gang ends the hour by hitting the random button on Reddit. And just as often, someone gets a subreddit dedicated solely to a small town or city somewhere in the world. So, this episode we're dedicating entirely (almost) to the subreddit for Fresno, California. Or as you may know it, home of VISA, nightcrawlers, political assassinee John Lang, and the 2009 BBC documentary "The City Addicted to Crystal Meth". Really powerful stuff guys. See Privacy Policy at https://a...
Sep 19, 2016•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 23
