You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather? Pigs running amuck?! SHOPPING LISTS? Only one group of people have the talents needed to set thing...
Aug 10, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 3
The show might have ended, but the adventure has only just started! Hot off the tails of a successful show, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now has a new task ahead of them: a murder investigation! Someone tried very hard to ruin the circus performance with lethal consequences, and now the Wandering Three must grab their comically oversized magnifying glasses and crack the case! Who had rats gnaw through the nets? Who unleashed snakes into the stands? And most importantly... who killed our beloved...
Aug 03, 2020•2 hr 36 min•Season 2Ep. 2
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes apparent that something terrible is afoot. But whoever it is that opposes our heroes, the Wandering Th...
Jul 30, 2020•2 hr 31 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Gross!! Our heroes face off against more than they bargained for in the depths of the Ashen Ossuary. They were prepared for a Hobgoblin, maybe even a Vampire... but this thing isn't either of those! And somehow, the horrific creature they're up against is the least of their worries... is there more going on than meets the eye? Probably, but all our audio was wiped in a Harddrive Crash after this, so YOU'LL never know! Myahahahaha! Nips get shot. Books get read. Secrets get uncovered. All this an...
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 1 min
What's a good dungeon without a good trap? Traps make the dungeon. And if there's no traps, it's not a dungeon-- it's just a big basement. But there ARE traps in this dungeon, so it isn't a basement at all. What were we talking about, again? Oh, right! Hey, our adventurers are still going through a dungeon. That's what this episode is about! Hopefully there's no terrifying revelations or stuff, that would really ruin this whole experience. Old Friends get met. Heals get requested. Horrors get re...
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 18 min
Damn, Dice Will Roll, back at it again with the Doomsday Dawn miniseries! Remastered and rereleased, our heroes venture deeper into the Ashen Ossuary, making some new discoveries and some frankly chilling secrets along the way! Whatever the problem is with this goblin tunnel... it's starting to look less and less like a vampire. And that's not necessarily a good thing! Necks get inspected. Idols get touched. Spell slots get run out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest...
Jul 08, 2020•51 min
It's the second episode of our rerelease of a remastered Pathfinder Playtest, recorded two years ago... and now, we're actually playing Pathinder instead of talking to NPCs! Exciting, right? Our heroes make their way into the Ashen Ossuary beneath the house of a beleaguered noblewoman in search of a stolen artifact... to stop a vampire hobgoblin, or something? I guess? Goblins don't tend to be very reliable narrators, so... whatever, raise your shield and prepare a spell... we're about to get gr...
Jul 07, 2020•58 min
Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. Did we mention there's a tonne of goblins? Yeah, now you're interested. Creeps get rebuffed. Boxes ge...
Jul 06, 2020•54 min
And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will Roll: Season 2. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn...
Jun 24, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 81
Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her in her own throne room, the wicked queen now must erase them from their tale and keep herself the tr...
Jun 22, 2020•2 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 80
SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on the mantles of the first Pathfinder Party we ever played! Listen as Angelo Lorrimor the Paladin, Arse...
Jun 19, 2020•2 hr 40 min
Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings that practically change the world around them to be like the First World? Like a Jabberwock, but not quite! Actually, Phomandala is like a Jabberwock, but not quite, too... what's with all these bootleg Jabberwocks, huh? Why does Nyrissa have all of these? And more importantly....
Jun 15, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 79
SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once and for all! But her cruelty is truly greater than any of our heroes could have accounted for, and each new room they explore while seeking her out brings only new insights into the levels of her villainy. Dead occultists made of worms? Horrific, mutated medusas? Unabashed to...
Jun 08, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 78
ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is finally upon our heroes. Faced against the most powerful Fey Queen the Stolen Lands- and maybe the world?- has ever seen, our heroes are filled with fear and tension as they prepare to enter her domain. Just kidding! These guys killed a lich once! A nymph? Pffft! This'll be e...
Jun 01, 2020•2 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 77
Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. And then, sometimes, the last few pages get torn out by a ferocious guardian creature intent on stopping you from finishing the book! Facing off against the pit from which their most deadly foe was once spawned, the Kingmakers must fight and overcome the final monsters which ...
May 25, 2020•2 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 76
Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Nightmare Rook, and now our heroes find themselves split up- with Alden and Ichor facing down the freaky Coagulated Worm Oozes of the Mire, and Kaska alone against the Nightmare Rook itself... will the Kingmakers be able to take down such terrifying threats on their own? Or, divid...
May 18, 2020•2 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 75
The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wilds for their longtime foe, they must overcome terrible tasks- from giant, pulsing fungus giants, to shadowy ice priests, to unrelenting nightmares... and who knows what the Paths of Peril which line the cursed woods of the Thousandbreaths have in store for our adventurers? I...
May 11, 2020•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 74
Every story has a beginning, middle and end... and this one approaches its end. After successfully protecting their kingdom from the interdimensional scourge of the Season of Bloom, the Kingmakers can finally move onto the offence, bringing their fight to the dreaded Green Lady themselves! But with a Fey Queen, that can only mean one thing... leaving their world behind and following her into the First World, the plane of the faeries. But with deadly challenges lying in wait, one question rests o...
May 04, 2020•2 hr 6 min
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE! THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! The Season of Bloom is ending... but not before one last legendary fight against one of the most fearsome foes of the First World... the Jabberwock! This monstrous Tane has only rarely had survivors to its monstrous rampages, and it's headed directly for Levet's Crossing; the same place the Kingmakers started their journey through the Stolen Lands five years ago now. Can the Kingmakers protect the town and its people from t...
Apr 27, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 72
There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But are they prepared for their true quest today? Can our heroes overcome this mythic challenge and go d...
Apr 20, 2020•2 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 71
Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now! But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal library... well, there's not much else you can do but follow it, and see where it goes, is there? Grab you...
Apr 15, 2020•2 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 70
An adventuring party is only as good as their recurring villain, sure... but what do you do when a villain just won't stay dead? The Kingmakers delve more into the story of Count Ranalc, the banished Fey Lord, and run into a nasty dead end... an old foe who just won't take a hint. Who is Mikos the Unkillable? Why won't fire or acid kill him, like a regular troll? Why has he been meddling in the plans of the Kingmakers for so long? Who is his mysterious mother? And, perhaps the question that's be...
Apr 06, 2020•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Please, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to ask- who is the mysterious Fae Count they've found stories of, and what does he have to do with the wicked Dryad Queen, the Green Lady? Hopefully there won't be any wacky adventures to distract them in their quest to- hold on, I've just been handed a card. Um... yeah, okay. It ...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 68
If knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... what's ...
Mar 23, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 67
Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too many qu...
Mar 16, 2020•2 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Sometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the fey- silence like that can be horrible to live with! Thankfully, though, we've found a stranger sound than silence. Tonnes of babies, crying in the woods. Yeah, you read that right. Like, an army of screaming babies in the woods. What's going on there? Who knows! But it soun...
Mar 09, 2020•2 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 65
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyrissa, is moving to steal their kingdom from time itself! Under the threat of the mysterious Season of Bloom and armed with a mythical weapon to guide them, our heroes must band together now more than ever in order to protect the Kingdom of Kilcela from not only bandits or beasts...
Mar 02, 2020•2 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Progress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent, weapons and tools salvaged from a crashed ship from beyond the stars, and treachorous magic beyond our hero's wildest imaginations, the Clockwork King will not go down without a fight. But each of our heroes has a stake in the game- and none of them are the kind to give up either. It's the fin...
Feb 24, 2020•2 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Throw some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all, they must put out the flames in the heart of the beast and grind the steam-powered engines to a halt- but they will not find it unguarded! All of this is pretty cool, but.... man, it's sooty down here! Is breathing in all this coal dust healthy for you? I mean, I know the g...
Feb 17, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- with...
Feb 10, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 61
