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Diary of a Horny Teenager

Georgie & Nialinktr.ee
This diary was never supposed to be read, let alone made into a podcast... Join Georgie and Nia, as they relive the pages of Georgie's teenage diary. Think 'My Dad Wrote a Porno' but with two feminists in their twenties and REAL LIFE antics. Expect messy nights out, horny stories and questionable anecdotes: come along for the juicy experiences which were never meant to be heard! Join the horny revolution: @diaryofahornyt
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Episodes

Bic's Little Bum

Heyyyyy, horny f*ckers! Georgie and Nia are serving the chaos today with another fandom story. Prepare for army-level wall scaling, voyeurism and an unexpected liquid! If you enjoy this episode, share it with your randy mates, or mates who have good taste, or both! Lots of love, Georgie & Nia xo Socials: @diaryofahornyt https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Get 10% off from Self & More with code 'georgieandnia10' http://www.selfandmore.co.uk/?aff=104

Apr 06, 202337 minSeason 2Ep. 10

I Met Dizzee Rascal (Pilot)

PILOT EPISODE - our cheeky test drive, the sound quality gets better ;) You know that cringey diary that you had as a teenager, which no one was supposed to read? Yeah... that's this podcast. Join Georgie and Nia as they relive these horny stories, one ridiculous tale at a time. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact us: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Apr 05, 202310 min

Clit Slapping

Hello cherubs, Georgie and Nia are back for another *clit slapper* of an episode! This is filled with Queer laced stories from our very own stunning listeners. Strap in for alley way shags, a beachy mishap and sexuality defining experiences. Thank you so much for writing in, you are mega babes...we will do our best to get through as many as poss! If you have a cheeky teenage tale and you would like to anonymously feature, write in to diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com or DM us on insta @diaryofahor...

Feb 22, 202330 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Jacob Cheddar

HEY BABES, Georgie and Nia are slipping into the new year with a classic diary episode! Get ready for 'showmances', animal onesie's and possible 0rgasm's??! Will Jacob Cheddar step up or is he nothing but a cheesy boy? *See what I did there* Get listening and let us know what you think! Do you have a messy teenage tale to tell? Email or DM us to have your story made into a future episode, anonymously ofc! diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com. Do you get a kick from our pod? That means a lot. 'Diary o...

Jan 09, 202351 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Spooky Bisexuals!

Hey, horny f*ckers! Georgie and Nia are back for a 'spooky' (couldn't be less spooky) episode! Join us as we chat all things bisexuality, from our first queer experiences/light bulb moments, to how we feel about our sexuality today. Quite a different ep for us and we hope you enjoy! Diggin' this ep? We'd love to hear from you! Share on socials, rate, DM us or send us an email - we bladdy love to hear from you. Lots of love xo Follow - @diaryofahornyt Contact - diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Pla...

Oct 26, 202252 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Show Me Your Best Bits

We're baaack, b*tches! Join Georgie & Nia as they reminisce over the hilarious, horny highlights of season 2 - whilst recording in the same room for the first time! Strap in folks... it's going to be hot & steamy (in more ways than one). Do you love our content? Rate, review, subscribe, share to your insta story, send a carrier pigeon- it helps more people find us! Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illust...

Aug 01, 202247 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Santa Claus is Cumming to Town

Georgie & Nia are back in full force for their first filthy festive episode. We ask all of the important questions: whose gravy would you rather drink...? Whose tree would you rather top? And, most importantly, would you peg Santa? MERRY BLOOMIN' XMAS! Have you vibed with 'Diary of a Horny Teenager' this year? Go onnnn...leave us a cheeky Apple review, give us a shout out on insta & tell your horny friends! Stay safe, we can't wait to chat sh*t with you in the new year!! xo #diaryofahorn...

Dec 20, 202142 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Theodore Tempest

Hey cuties! Georgie & Nia are back for a corker of an ep. Today, we meet Theodore Tempest; an actor, a creative...remarkably like Gandalf. We get to know him whilst being very much at one with nature... but will he turn out to be Gandalf-the-heyyyyyy?! (I'm terrible). Have a listen to find out. Have you enjoyed Season 2? Let us know, we LOVE being validated! Leave us an apple review, subscribe & tell your horny friends. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahor...

Sep 27, 202139 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Brad Spitt: a Sexy Musical

Hello you, something a bit different this week...join Georgie & Nia in without doubt the most chaotic and horny episode yet! In this very special musical episode, we find out if Georgie gets jiggy with her ultimate teen-crush: Brad Spitt. Will everything be coming up roses? Or will Georgie end up w*nking to 'On My Own'? Only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustr...

Sep 13, 202142 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Brad Spitt

Hi darlings, Georgie & Nia are back for more antics! This week, we are going on a trip to the Isle of Dogs...don't ask! Get yourself ready for seeing 'The Gobbers' (famous jazz band) LIVE, a spitty surprise and Georgie's ultimate teen rom-com crush. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Sep 06, 202142 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Brown Haired Guy

Hey cherubs, Georgie & Nia are back for another ridiculous episode! This week is a classic 'messy night out' ep, with plenty of buffoonery. Get ready for embarrassing terminology, a ghostly experience and throwing some serious shapes. #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Aug 30, 202140 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Ronald Peanut (part deux)

Hi baabes, welcome to another episode of 'Diary of a Horny Teenager'. Join your gal-pals, Georgie and Nia, as they attempt to decode and deconstruct the man, the myth, the legend: Ronald Peanut. Will Georgie and Ronald ever be alone in a non-barn environment? Will they go for this infamous pizza date? Or will it all just fall apart...? #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Aug 23, 202129 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Ronald Peanut

Hi, Cherubs! We are so excited to be back. This week, Georgie and Nia explore the practicalities of a barn yard romance. Will this rum-laced, rustic evening be incredibly atmospheric and romantic? Or will it lead to an evening of sheer chaos? There's only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Aug 16, 202138 minSeason 2Ep. 1

Wet Your Whistle

The pre-drinks for season two! We're only bloody back - by popular request, Georgie and Nia return for another season of shameless antics, hilarity and cringe-worthy stories. Will there be more fingering? Will the red-haired-rum-swigging-teen ever calm down? There's only one way to find out! #diaryofahornyteenager Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Aug 09, 202111 min

Special Guest: Katie Budenberg

Content warning: in this episode, we discuss diet culture, disordered eating and body image. Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we talk to the fabulous Katie Budenberg (@make_love_not_diets). We discuss how to to love yourself in a world that profits from your self doubt, horny teenage stories and her favourite moments of season 1! Socials: @diaryofahornyt https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmai...

Mar 22, 202141 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Best Bits & Special Guest (My Mum!)

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, join us as we plunge the depths of some of the most hilarious and cringe-worthy moments of this season! We are also joined by a living legend...that's right, my mum! Find out her take on this whole debacle. Socials: @diaryofahornyt https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Mar 15, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Frankie Doodlekins (fandom story)

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we have a very special story from our very own fandom! It's a gorgeous story of someone's first queer experience and we can't wait to share it with you. Prepare to soak up some rays in Crete, drink your body weight in orange juice and discover a hell of a lot about yourself. Socials: @diaryofahornyt https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @India...

Mar 08, 202129 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Willie Shoeshine

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we are starring in our very own Episode of Eastenders. We explore the sheer chaos of rebound relationships, girthy fingers and 'the weird leg kicky dance'. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @Indias_illustration

Mar 01, 202135 minSeason 1Ep. 8

David Beardback

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, join us as we delve into a dirty protest, questionable flirting and toxic masculinity. If all else fails, remember that you deserve the whole damn cake! Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: Diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/Diaryofahornyt Artwork by @indias_illustration

Feb 22, 202131 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Three Times a Lady

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, we are sneaking out to go to a messy party. Expect animalistic dancing, rum swigging and an unrivalled sense of direction. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Feb 15, 202131 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Albert Knobbler

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, prepare to be charmed by the devil, learn some first date etiquette and try not to need a sh*t after smoking a cigarette. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Feb 08, 202129 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Von Smashington

Welcome to Diary of a Horny Teenager, the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, The Grasshopper's Demise will be headlining at the legendary Press the Red Button Festival! Expect strong viking vibes. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Email: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Feb 01, 202129 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Lady Antoinette's Château

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, prepare to be educated about the French language, the female anatomy and 'the pressy tappy thing'. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact us: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Jan 25, 202127 minSeason 1Ep. 3

The Police Took Me Home

Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, learn some top tips about 'dancing sexy', texting the police and closing the gender pay gap with free drinks. Ps in my diary entry I use the term 'prostitute' (this was written around 13 years ago) - apologies from my naive teenage self, I would use the phrase sex worker now. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact us: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Jan 18, 202139 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Episode 1 - Flag McStaff

Our first official episode! Welcome to 'Diary of a Horny Teenager', the podcast where we relive the pages of my horny diary. This week, join us on a tidal wave of romance as we dress up as Lady Gaga, have a rough and tumble in the grass and sit on a rocket. Socials: @diaryofahornyt Contact us: diaryofahornyteenager@gmail.com Artwork by @indias_illustration

Jan 11, 202139 minSeason 1Ep. 1
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