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Desert Island Dicks

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The show that sees you marooned on a desert island with the worst people and the worst things imaginable - hosted by Harriet Kemsley!
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OMID DJALILI

We're back with another series, and we're coming out swinging with the amazing Omid Djalili, who put in a superb showing whilst choosing the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. So hunker down, strap yourself in, and enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 05, 202259 min

SARAH CALLAGHAN

Comedian Sarah Callaghan joins Dan to discuss all that she believes to be frightful in the world. Well, not quite ALL that is frightful, but a few select people and things she'd hate to be stuck on an island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 07, 202240 min

ANIA MAGLIANO

Who is it? It's the comedian Ania Magliano, here to share who she believes to be the worst people and things to be stuck on a desert island with. Give it a listen with the entirety of your ears, and let the good times come flooding into your face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 28, 202243 min

CARL DONNELLY

Hello, who is this wonderful chat on Desert Island Dicks today, popping by to tell us all about the worst people and things he could be stuck with on a desert island? It's only Carl Donnelly, and he's marvellous, so dip your ears into this and have a lovely time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 21, 202256 min

STEPHEN K AMOS - DESERT ISLAND DICKS LIVE

It's Desert Island Dicks, but live, with people and everything. Stephen K Amos joined us at the start of December at 21 Soho, and he didn't disappoint - this was a great night and Stephen absolutely nailed it. If, after listening to this, you fancy coming along to see the show live, then join us on the 4th of February at 2 Northdown for Desert Island Dicks with Lou Sanders, tickets on sale now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Feb 13, 20221 hr 1 min

BOBBY MAIR

Bobby Mair is the name of the man joining us on this episode of Desert Island Dicks, so pull over safely, turn the engine off and listen good. Or, if you're not driving, then just listen good. Thanks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 13, 202232 min

LAURA LEXX

From the title of this podcast you've probably already guessed that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, and if you hadn't yet worked that out, here's further confirmation that this episode features comedian Laura Lexx, choosing the people and things she'd hate to be stuck on a desert island with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

Feb 07, 202237 min

SANJEEV KOHLI

We're joined in this episode by actor, comedian and writer, Sanjeev Kohli and enjoy a thorough discussion of the worst people and things he could be stuck on an island with. It's wonderful and you'll be happier once you've listened. A bit angrier perhaps, but happier too. Anyway, it's good, so stop reading this and listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Jan 31, 20221 hr 6 min

LOU SANDERS

It's the episode that tried to be live but couldn't, so we recorded it over zoom instead. Lou Sanders was going to be our guest at the next Desert Island Dicks live, but covid was being a proper dick at the time, so we decided to do a regular episode instead, and here it is: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 24, 202241 min

ELIS JAMES

You've probably worked it out from the title of this podcast, but just in case you hadn't, this episode features comedian, actor and broadcaster Elis James, who very adeptly describes the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Listen, and you'll laugh and be happy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 16, 202252 min

GEOFF NORCOTT

This episode sees comedian Geoff Norcott step up to the plate, to choose which awful things and people he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island, and it's as good a way as any to distract yourself from the fact that it's still January. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 10, 202252 min

FERN BRADY, LIVE!

The excellent Fern Brady, live at 21 Soho - enjoy! Come see Lou Sanders in Kings Cross on the 4th of Feb: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 03, 202250 min

ALEX LOWE, (CLINTON BAPTISE AND BARRY FROM WATFORD)

This episode we're joined by the man behind Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights and Barry from Watford, it's the brilliant Alex Lowe, taking us through his list of people and things he'd absolutely hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, featuring Lou Sanders. Get someone you love a Christmas present to remember (or listen back to if they forget), and buy a ticket here: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See ...

Dec 20, 202157 min

BETHANY BLACK

Dan is joined by Bethany Black this week, to mull over the worst people and things she could be stuck on an island with, and let me just tell you right here that she picks a solid bunch of dicks, so enjoy. Tickets are now on sale for the next Desert Island Dicks Live, with our guest Lou Sanders, at 2 Northdown - buy a wonderful gift for that special someone in your life this Christmas and give the gift of dicks, LIVE: https://www.tickettext.co.uk/qE9cZT4E82 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Dec 13, 202149 min

SHAPARAK KHORSANDI

This episode we're joined by the Shaparak Khorsandi, who shares her worst people and things for her to be cast away with, and you know what? She's very good at it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 06, 202156 min

SIMON BRODKIN

Dan is joined by Simon Brodkin, comedian, prankster and all round funny man, to discuss which collection of frightful people and things he'd least like to be stuck with on a desert island, and he picks a wonderful assortment of dicks for your listening pleasure, so roll up your sleeves and get stuck in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

Nov 29, 202149 min

SEANN WALSH

Dan is joined by comedian Seann Walsh, and together they roll up their sleeves, reach into a big sack of dicks and pull out a bunch to discuss for your listening pleasure. Like this? Then come and see us live on the 1st and 2nd December at 21 Soho - link below, or find us on Twitter and Instagram @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/ad...

Nov 22, 202141 min

COMPACT DICKS 25

Guess who's back, back again, James is back, tell a friend. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back awwwwayawaywayawayawayawaya. Come and see the podcast live at 21 Soho with guests Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 202121 min

PAUL SINHA

In this episode, Dan is joined by the wonderful Paul Sinha, who argues brilliantly for the inclusion of some prime dicks on the island. If you enjoy this podcast, come and see us for Desert Island Dicks Live, on the first and second of December - Link in the description of this episode, and also on our socials @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Nov 15, 202145 min

AHIR SHAH

Dan is joined by Ahir Shah to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and he picks a diverse and interesting selection, so why not stop reading this bit and have a listen. Oh, before you do, remember to buy a ticket to one (or both) or our live shows at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd December with Fern Brady and Stephen K Amos! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about ...

Nov 08, 202144 min

COMPACT DICKS 24

Dan is back once again to read out your submissions for who and what you think are dicks. Keep em coming, send us your choices at dickspod.com/contact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 05, 202122 min

RUSSELL KANE

Dan is joined by Russell Kane, one of the busiest men in comedy, but not so busy that he couldn't spend some time talking about who and what would be the biggest dicks to be stuck on an island with. Listen, and you'll almost certainly be happier than you were before maybe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 01, 202141 min

COMPACT DICKS 23

James is on holiday, so Dan reads your own submissions for the worst people and things that you the listener would hate to be stuck with on an island. It's been a while, so there's a lot of solid dicks to get through, so hunker down and get ready for some serious catharsis. Remember, you can submit your choices for the people and things you dislike at dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Oct 28, 202120 min

ISY SUTTIE

We're back from our long break and to kick off this new series, the wonderful Isy Suttie joined Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, and they had a lovely time doing it too. And you know what? We think you'll have a lovely time listening too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 24, 20211 hr 4 min

WE'RE BACK!

We're back baby! We have got an exciting line up of guests coming your way but we're back with a bang on Monday with the excellent Isy Suttie! And we're going LIVE. Come see Desert Island Dicks, live in front of an audience at 21 Soho on the 1st and 2nd of December, including Stephen K Amos as our special guest on the 2nd. Get your tickets now here: https://www.21-soho.com/desert-island-dicks-live Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Oct 22, 20213 min

TOM KERRIDGE

Dan is joined by the wonderful chef Tom Kerridge to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, as well as insightful conversational morsels such as what parts of him a polar bear would most like to enjoy eating, and much more besides. So stop reading this and get stuck right in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

May 23, 20211 hr 2 min

ESHAAN AKBAR

Comedian Eshaan Akbar joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, discussing all manner of crappy people and things. It's a podcast, we think you'll enjoy it, and both of those statements means you should listen to it right now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 04, 202154 min

SIKISA

Comedian Sikisa joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Because that's the format and it would be weird if we changed it now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 27, 202154 min

TOUSSAINT DOUGLASS

Dan is joined by the very funny Toussaint Douglass to discuss the worst people and things in the world, along the way taking in topics as diverse as the delicious broth you get at the end of a bowl of noodles, and Craig David's timekeeping. Listen for it to all make sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 19, 20211 hr 11 min

COMPACT DICKS 22

Two little ducks? Two little dicks more like. dickspod.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 15, 202123 min
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