HI EVERYBODY! No, Depp Impact has not fallen into the abyss, never to return! It's here, baybeeee and shorter than ever! As the season gets busy and the project wraps up, Jenna just didn't have time to find guests, nor would she subject anybody to the 8 minute, Charlie Sheen, "masterpiece" RPG. So she did it herself! In this episode, we live react to the 1986 short "RPG" and then Jenna realizes half way through that she can also record a quick snippet on Jack and Jill. Brief updates abound in th...
Oct 25, 2021•27 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Ever see advertising for a movie and then watch the movie and the movie is NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. If you haven't had this phenomenon happen, do yourself a favor and press play on Arizona Dream. Today Jenna is joined by the professor of obscure Depp-filmography, Cameron Kelsall (@ckelsall) to talk about 1992's Arizona Dream . Somewhere between 21 Jump Street and a fever dream, this movie was made. Questionable pretty people doing weird shit with accordions and flying fish. Seriousl...
Aug 09, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Jenna is joined by deep friends and TREMENDOUS musicians Nico and Eve of my idle little fingers (@myidlelittlefingers) to talk about some of Depp's most important filmographic achievements: his music video output. Music videos on display: Tom Petty: Into the Great Wide Open (1991), Lemonheads: It's a Shame About Ray (1992), Shane McGowan and the Popes: That Womans Got Me Drinking (1994), Paul McCartney: My Valentine (2012), Marilyn Manson: Say10 (2017), and yes, of course... Dior: Sauvage, both ...
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Season 5Ep. 7
Jenna is back from a brief (three month!?) hiatus with one of Depp's more recent outputs! It's nothing personal, listeners, I just needed a break. But this is a movie that is not necessarily worth your time! Jenna is joined by the wonderful, the talented, the last guest on the pod Adam Howard (@adamdouglashoward) to talk about the jumble of metaphors that is Waiting for the Barbarians . This movie came out in 2020 after being shelved since 2019 and maybe it should have remained shelved! I'm bein...
Jul 12, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Jenna is joined by actor, teacher, and long time popcorn sweeper/maker, Adam Howard (@adamdouglashoward) to talk about the delightful blood bath that is Once Upon A Time in Mexico . Wow! I not stinker this deep in Depp's filmography! How did this happen!? It slipped through the cracks. They chat wanting to be cast in The Flick , the perfection that is Salma Hayek, and Spy Kids 3D. Depp is actually really good in this movie and it's... jarring! In a good way? Sure! Mentioned in this Podcast: Adam...
May 10, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Part II of our Depp Dive into the world of Gonzo with pod fave Dane (@dmeissler) to talk about Ralph Steadman and his very British ideals in a very American movement. For No Good Reason is a lovely dive into Steadman's work and a must for anybody even remotely interested in the Gonzo movement. Johnny Depp is barely in this movie! That's a good thing! Organizations mentioned: Broad Street Ministry: broadstreetministry.org Dane's art account and personal instagram: @dmeissler and @eisslerart Dumps...
May 06, 2021•50 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Jenna is joined by producer, director, visual artist, performer, and professional weirdo Dane Eissler (@dmeisler) to talk about the strangeness and the beauty that is the legacy of Hunter S. Thompson. This episode is part of a two-part episode series about the world of Gonzo, so look for Dane in next week's episode as well! They talk gateways to counter culture, the two sides of Hunter, and why, oh why, J. Depp spent 3 million dollars on Hunter's funeral. Mentioned in this podcast: Healthy Minds...
Apr 28, 2021•51 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Jenna is joined by actor, comedian, writer, makeup guru, and birthday clown Amy Boehly (@amyboehly) to talk about... not Depp's filmography? But every random television appearance! Yes, every 15 second clip of every Deppisode of Johnny's illustrious television career is here! This includes Lady Blue, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Spongebob Squarepants, The Fast Show, The Vicar of Dibley, Life's Too Short, and that never to be forgotten classic(?), Hotel. Mentioned in this Episode: Amy's social m...
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 35 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Jenna is joined by writer, improviser, director, and creative force Ryan Rebel to talk about the stinker that is Transcendence! They talk box office failures, Rebecca Hall's agent, and Depp's sleepwalking. They also get deep into what movies are better at depicting a future beyond technology. Organizations mentioned in this episode: Ryan's twitch stream: twitch.tv/videoblobby Ryan's patreon: patreon.com/postcreditcoda Ryan;s film blog: https://postcreditcoda.blogspot.com/2021/01/unhhhh.html Blac...
Apr 12, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Jenna is joined by deep friends of the pod (and former Textual Deviants) Taiwo Sokan (@taitaitiedye) and Adaeze Nwoko (@theprincessman) to discuss one of the worst movies in Depp's filmography Yoga Hosers! They have deep questions about who this movie is for, how it was made, what is Kevin Smith's obsession with Canada, and how Johnny Depp decided this was the character he would show up for. Organizations mentioned in this podcast: Disney Deviants: @disneydeviantspod disneydeviantspod@gmail.com ...
Apr 05, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Jenna is joined by friend and Boston Boy in LA Dexter Anderson (@dex55555ter) to talk about everybody's favorite drug, I mean movie, Blow! If you loved the Goodfellas, you'll love this knock off! They chat Slippery Mike, Tuna, Paul Reubens, and the failure of the American Dream. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Organizations mentioned in this episode: Broad Street Ministry: https://www.broadstreetministry.org/ Dexter's dumb social media: @dex55555ter Dumpster Fires For You: instagram.com/dumpsterfir...
Mar 29, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Jenna is joined from Chicago by comedian, friend, and fellow podcaster Steve Grande (@this_film_is_not_yet_made) to talk about the delightful schmaltz that is Finding Neverland! They celebrate the magic of live theatre and the importance of storytelling that reaches out to not elderly rich white people. Kate Winslet's coughing is hilarious to behold and Steve and Jenna give a teaser to the sequels they will be making up, inspired by Finding Neverland in a future episode of "This Film Is Not Yet ...
Mar 22, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Jenna is joined by gorgeous human, star of Fat Ham, and great laugher Brennan Malone (@brennensavon) to discuss one of the crowing jewels of J.D.'s "sexxxx" years, Don Juan DeMarco! Brennen gives a beautiful synopsis of a bat shit movie, Faye Dunaway is a smoke show, and Marlon Brando put on pants for this. Since it's still pandemic times, it's questionable if Jenna put on pants to record this podcast. Organizations mentioned in this episode: Brennen's social media: instagram.com/brennensavon Bl...
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 10
Jenna is joined by blogger, podcast host, performer, and really good intro artist Kyrus Keenan Westcott (@thevibewithky) to talk about Michael Mann's Public Enemies! They chat the FBI, why Michael Mann movies are 900 years old, and Jenna says "uhm" too much. Kyrus is an excellent person to talk movies, music, and all things good. "Feel good. Be good. Live a life full of good vibes." Organizations mentioned in this podcast: The Vibe with Ky: https://thevibewithky.com/ Kyrus' social media: @thevib...
Mar 08, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 4Ep. 9
Jenna is joined by performer, Sondheim super fan, and podcaster of More Than Tracy Turnblad: Abby Rose Morris (@abbyrosemorris) to live out some musical theatre fantasies and dunk on the movie that is Into the Woods . They discuss the differences between the movie and the stage show, like Depp's Wolf cosplay to 2019's movie "masterpiece" Cats, and explore why fairy tales should probably be told by characters not in them. The link to the only good scene is in the description below. Skip this movi...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 8
Jenna is joined by performer, producer, father, and one of Jenna's favorite friends Newton Buchanan (@newtron_bomb) to talk about a movie that is less of a movie and more of an experience, Kevin Smith's Tusk! Newt tries to talk through Tusk's plot, Jenna has beef with Kevin Smith, and both admit this is one of the weirder movies they've ever seen. What a movie for Johnny Depp to actually show up and give a great performance in. Organizations mentioned in this Episode: Black Theatre Alliance of P...
Feb 22, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 4Ep. 7
Jenna is joined by performer, producer, bread baker, and famous Jenna, Jenna Pinchbeck (@jennapichbeck) to talk about a movie that was made, Sherlock Gnomes! The Jennas talk gnomes, watching things that make the world melt away, and wonder if Elton John sponsored this movie. Spoiler alert: He DID. Organizations mentioned in this podcast: Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia (BTAP): https://www.blacktheatrephiladelphia.org/ Jenna P.'s social media: @jennapinchbeck Jenna P.'s website: https://ww...
Feb 15, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 4Ep. 6
Jenna is joined by podcast maven and managing editor of MovieJawn, among all sorts of Herculean tasks, Ryan Silberstein (@silberwhatever) to talk about the 2 hour and 45 minute ride that is The Lone Ranger . Yes, the Lone Ranger. Disney's biggest cinematic flop of all time. Johnny's attempt to "right the wrongs of Native American portrayals in movies" because that is his cross to bear. They talk train chases, Armie Hammer controversies, and Ryan says Depp's old man makeup makes him look like a m...
Feb 08, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Jenna is joined by multi-hyphenated theatre artist and law school student Claris Park (@clarisparkis) to discuss a movie they both hate a lot, The Professor . This episode is trans atlantic! Claris woke up very early to talk and Jenna didn't turn into a pumpkin at 7pm! Claris declines to give law advice and the two describe every way they hate this movie. It is, in fact, Johnny Depp's worst reviewed film on Rotten Tomatoes at 10% and seriously, do not watch this garbage movie. Listen to the pod ...
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Jenna is joined by the beautiful, talented, and multi-hyphenated artist Nataija (Tay) Sconiers to talk about a movie nobody remembers: The Tourist! Tay gives a gorgeous costume breakdown, we celebrate Europe, and the Golden Globes couldn’t figure out if this movie was a comedy or a drama. So they went with comedy. It isn’t a comedy.
Jan 25, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Jenna is joined by Allison Yakulis and Hunter Bush of Hate Watch Great Watch (@hwgw) to talk about a hate watch, but maybe not a great watch, Mordecai! They talk about how Ewan McGregor is the best part of most bad things, the other half of late stage capitalism that is Gwyneth Paltrow, and find nice things to say about the movie's aesthetic. Jenna hates the "barf" noise. There's a lot of "barf" noise in this movie. Organizations mentioned in this episode: Hate Watch Great Watch: http://www.movi...
Jan 18, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Jenna is joined by the legacy, the talented, the effervescent, and the hilariously beautiful Eduardo Delgado (@papi_edu) to talk about a genuinely great film, Rango! They giggle about mariachi owls, chariot chase scenes, and forget to discuss the premiere episode of Rupaul's Drag Race, even though it was in both of their notes to talk about it. Both are impressed by Depp's vocal performance and want more kids moves to be directed toward adults. Organizations mentioned in this podcasts: Eduardo's...
Jan 11, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Jenna is joined by performer extraordinaire Jessica Money (@money226156) to talk about that childhood disappointment that is Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! They discuss the differences between Wonkas, matching tracksuits, and what ever happened to AnnaSophia Robb. Jessica enjoys Helena Bonham Carter when she's not tasked with being a weirdo and they track the seven deadly sins within the brats. Organizations mentioned in this podcast: Black Theatre Alliance of Philadelphia: http...
Jan 04, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Jenna is joined by comedian, performer, and all around magical human Kevin Lau (@therealkevinlao) to talk about a movie so unmemorable they had to watch it twice, Nick of Time ! While not a truly successful film, Kevin and Jenna find nice things to say. They try to remember Christopher Walken's filmography, every small child in the early 90's looks like Mara Wilson, and they try to get to the bottom of when movie stars are just in it for the paycheck. Organizations mentioned in this podcast: Kev...
Dec 28, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Jenna is joined by musician, performer, and TikTok sensation Carleigh Spence (@teenscientist) for a special CHRISTMAS EPISODE about what is widely considered Johnny Depp's worst movie, The Astronaut's Wife! They talk the Pirates of the Caribbean section of Kingdom Hearts II , Charlize Theron's role choices pre-Oscar win, and giggle their way through the bat shit plot of this movie. Jenna continues to hate watching Johnny kiss. Carleigh is a big fan of Charlize's passionate "mirror monologues" an...
Dec 21, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Jenna is joined by former ER doctor and current podcast and radio host Joe Lex to talk some history and a very brief Johnny Depp performance in the documentary The Source: The Story of the Beats . They chat Ginsberg, Burroughs, and Jack Kerouac, the history of hip, and Johnny Depp's undisputed lesbian icon status. Joe is a treasure trove of amazing information, so Jenna mostly listens and absorbs the stories. Organizations/References in this episode: Laurel Hill Cemetery: https://thelaurelhillce...
Dec 14, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Jenna is joined by actor, writer, comedian, content creator, and #notkenan, RoShawn Briscoe (@itsroshawnb) to talk about one of Johnny's many mobster movies, Black Mass ! They talk the real life depravity behind this story, Johnny Depp's blue contact lenses, the difference between Irish and Italian mobsters, and the origins of RoShawn naming Jenna's parent's house the "Kuerzi Garden". Organizations mentioned in this podcast: RoShawn's Social Media: @itsroshawnb RoShawn's website: https://www.ros...
Dec 07, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Jenna is joined by comedian, writer, and great person to follow on twitter, Megan Chilastri (@meganissleepy) to talk about the piece of poop that is (not Tim Burton's!) Alice Through the Looking Glass! We discuss the Monster on The Masked Singer , Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill, and pretty much everything that isn't Alice Through the Looking Glass. They question who this movie was for and why this story was told. A boat captain Alice, does not a feminist message make. Organizations mentioned in th...
Nov 30, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Jenna is joined by co-creator of MovieJawn, director and writer of the upcoming short Pizzaman , and old sport to all, Rosalie Kicks (@bonjouroldsport) to talk about the Tim Burton cash-grab that is 2010's Alice in Wonderland! Jenna was greatly disappointed in this movie, but at least it kinda looks pretty? Rosalie can now cross this movie off her "Crispin Glover Movies To Watch" List, because believe it or not, he is indeed in this movie. They're tired of FEMINISM MEANS GIRLS DO STUFF TOO narra...
Nov 23, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Jenna is joined by performer, scenic designer, and jack of all trades Ezra Ali-Dow (@__alidow) to talk the oft forgotten 4th Pirate's movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strange Tides ! Ezra accidentally watched the 5th movie and Jenna has to apologize for that. They chat Penelope Cruz, sequel fatigue, and what it must be like to earn 56 million dollars for a movie. Johnny Depp earned 56. Million. Dollars. For. This. Movie. Let that sink in. Organizations mentioned in this podcast: Ezra's social...
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 4
