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Hello,
Al. Hey there, Burley.
Last episode. We were in Sin City,
but not the real sense.
No, just some dump truck in Ohio
sorry if you're a real town
it was something that a rust belt, factory town and a rust belt and there were to suck you by demons. They're getting everybody all riled out. And what whoa riled up not wanting to be prostitutes and gamblers and drinkers and need what a dream they wanted kind of Lingus and seamen.
Oh my god.
There was so much so much happened last episode. But big key points the cold has been fixed Thanks to Bobby and Ruby other key point Sammy scared Dean Yeah cuz he just like cold blooded shot to to to people who were pest pest pest their past because dust by the sucky by demons he just shot them down with the coal Yeah, and he worried he looked really cold when he did it and it freaks Dean out Yeah, like he didn't flinch. Yeah, Dean did not like
it. That's not family because He bonded with one of the sucky by demons. It's true.
Yeah, that's not our Sammy. He will do our Sam Sammy back.
Whatever the first second or sweet sassy.
No, not episode season where he was so concerned not we can't kill the demon because we're killing a real person and doing so. Not this one.
No, no, man. Give it a second thought. shut them down. No problem. No. And they weren't even anywhere near Dean really? Well, no, they weren't actually because one of the sucky guy was like, gonna go kill them. But the other side of it was like, no, no, we're friends now. Right? It's cool. So yeah, that's where that's where we were last episode.
Yes. Well, this episode today it not today. Today, maybe today.
Where are you today to whoever's listening. I don't need to worry about
it. I'm gonna preface this that I just had like the most giant cocktail I think I've ever had. I am
so amazed by you. Have you seen that meme where it shows that woman go to shots and it shows her pouring? That's what happened. I just was talking while I was pouring the vodka. And then next thing I knew I looked down. I was like, oh, yeah, let me just put enough Crystal Light in here. And Sir fix that. Surprisingly, though,
with how big it was. I was like, Oh, she poured so much. I'm gonna be like, tasting it. And no, I really didn't taste
crystal crystal like covers everything. So I thought you learned that from St. Patrick's Day like, yeah, 10 years ago. Yeah, I did. But obviously not because you drank it fast.
I don't drink this one that fast. That fast. Two hours.
I lost track of time. Yeah. Thank you, just like we did just now.
Okay, well, I just wanted to preface my recap,
with I apologize before my recaps all the time,
a gigantic cocktail. And now I've moved on to pineapple white cos we shall see how this goes. I like the pineapple. Now this one Bedtime Stories is the name of it. And I really liked the concept. And I flew over my head. I would not I think it would have taken me a while if you hadn't caught on to it. Like, first thing.
But when they said something about blowing down, that's when I was like, ah, because they were like something bla bla bla and look at my wood and concrete and blow it down. And
I was like, ah, yeah, you got it right away. Yeah. And even then, even when you explained that to me, I was like, I don't remember. And then I finally came back to me. So anyway, and then
when the guy went around the corner, I was like, yeah, it was like, Ah,
that was a little Yeah, it was cute. Yeah,
you're getting into the camp. You are you're starting to like no, I
just like this one. Because, like, like the bedtime stories, the Brothers Grimm, all that, like everything you grew up on. That was like, it was fun. Yeah. So we are in Maple Springs, New York. There's this construction site. And there are these three guys arguing about the way to build something. And like you said, what was it one?
Well, it was those weird plastic things, which I guess was supposed to be resemblance of hay. And then that one guy was like, Look at my wood. So wood. Yeah, it was just sticks and then the other guy was saying cinder blocks.
And so you immediately were like the three little pigs and I was like, Huh. And we could tell like from the camera action like something was lurking around watching them. Yeah, and making kind of some grunting noises as they're standing there the to to have the guys bite it the one mentioned the hay and the other one that mentioned like the plastic things they both end up being dragged off by this whatever this is that took them which you know, it's a wearable, right? No, what is that?
It's that man with the coyote tattoo.
I know but in the story. Oh, and the three little pigs it's a well, not werewolf. It's
a wolf. Okay, yeah. But it wasn't actually a wolf. It was just a man growling like a wolf. Right? which would normally be fine. But not this story.
Well, I Blake, the man goes after the last guy of the I suppose the three little pigs and we think he dies. But because it cuts away just Yeah, it was like I even rodano They all the last guy bit it like he got it. But nope, he didn't. Next up. We're in the car with the boys and they are arguing about Ruby. Again. Sam wants to you know, go with her go get her help her to fix the crossword crossword Crossroads deal that Dean made. Dean's are having it. Once again. He's on his death
trip. Whatever. He's kind of like being dad to Sam. He's like, because I said, because, well, Sam even said you're not dead. Right? And then he says that kind of killed the conversation. And then they move on to reading about what's going on in this town. And Sam mentions that the lunar cycle is right. Right now for it to be like a werewolf or some type of thing like that. And they go to the hospital and the third guy that we thought died that didn't
die. They go question and Sam makes a ridiculous drawing as the guy is explaining what the man looked.
Dean says he was what is it? The sketch sketch artist? Yeah, Dan says he's a sketch artist. So he was just trying to play along. And then the guy was like, Can I see? It? Seems like terrible. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure.
Like worse than a stick figures
so bad. And the guy tried to be nice. He was like, Okay. I yet again, did not like Sam's tie and shirt combination. Oh, yeah. You know, it was better this time than previous episodes when they're incognito or not. You know, it's just too many patterns. Why do they need to give him multiple patterns?
What am I thinking of? What's the word when they're faking it?
Undercover? There
you go. I should not have had I don't know that. I should have these drinks. Excuse me. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. The guy that got attacked does mention that the the man that attacked him has a wily coyote tattoo on his arm.
And then it was just a man. No fangs, no weird eyes, because they were asking him all these questions. And he was like, What the fuck? No, it was just a dude. It was a normal fucking dude.
Yeah. And the guy mentions that the guys that died alongside him. were like brothers to him. They worked together for years. And he looks at salmons, like how would you feel? And Sam says he couldn't imagine anything worse.
Yeah, maybe? No, it was so
sweet. Oh, and we also keep seeing a toad. Yeah. Which is never really what was explained. Yeah. But I mean, it just keeps popping. Yeah, it's there in the beginning when they're driving by. They see it right outside the hospital.
I don't know. I never Yeah, I never followed the connection. Yeah.
I kept like, you kept mentioning it. Like, every time we saw it, I was like, Oh, this is gonna connect somehow. But no, no. Yeah. So just that little just hanging out watching the boys. I don't blame
him. Right. Oh, there were a lot of scenes where they're walking in this episode. Yeah. Lots of walking scenes, just like strutting their shoulders moving. Yeah, doing doing like this just and wearing too many layers and having too many clothes on.
They need to wear some tighter shirts, lots of walking tighter pants. Anyway, next up, we are in the woods. There's a couple in the woods, obviously hiking and they are very lost. And for some reason, there's this lovely little home in the middle of the woods is so cute. Yeah. Very cute. And the sweet old lady comes out with her cane and tells them you know, you're
very far away. You know? Would you like to come in and rest and the guy sees that she baked a brand new pie in the window and he's like, okay, yeah,
wife is like stranger danger. Let's keep going. Now husband's like she offered by luck. You have to
question a person that wants to live that deep in the woods on their own. Mm hmm. You know, I mean I get it in a way we would not have gone inside, but I would Yeah, I wouldn't I would have been like hey, you know what cool that you?
Well I mean How hungry are we though? Because maybe well maybe I would have gone she didn't
mention she forgot her power bars for them. Yeah, but still, I'm not going in a stranger's house in the middle of the freakin woods with a sweet old lady turns out to not be such a sweet lady. Oh my god she has they have some helpings to pie. The guy just goes to town on the pie. The girl not so much and all of a sudden they're having stomach pains horrible he keels over. And then the as the girls trying to get him she's like, oh shit at my stomach hurts too. And then their vision starts
going blurry. And she asks the old lady just you drag us. And the sweet old, the unsweetened. Just smiles, tells them everything's fine. She casually goes to the kitchen counter, and the dishes and he picks up the big ol knife, the chef's knife, and she walks over to the guy and tells them everything's gonna be fine and just frickin slices his throat. And then she just very simply just start
stabbing him over my leg. Yeah, and it wasn't like, because, you know, like, in a lot of movies, it's like with like, strength and force. She's just like, chick, like, just very like, stab, stab, no, like brute force into it. She's just sad again, just like torturing him.
It was so disturbing.
It really was. And then to top that off, there was a little girl standing outside in the window, watching her do this. Then we're back at the hospital with the guys. They're still kind of investigating the three fellas in the beginning. And we learned that the lady the of the couple that were at the house didn't die. And so we know the first set were the three little
pigs. This was Hansel and Gretel. She got away and she says that she shoved what would choose going to town on her husband, boyfriend or whoever. She shoved the old lady and she fell and hit her head on the stove and died, which I'm like, did she try to eat him? True? That was her intention.
I never said it. Yeah. I was curious. Yeah.
After they speak with her. They go to the house, the little old lady's house, and they're doing their tests and the EMF readers going off like crazy. So while they're standing there, Sam kind of figures out that the stories are kind of lining up with quote, unquote, bedtime stories. But he mentioned the Brothers Grimm. And that those stories were not what we talked about in our fairy tales now, because Dean's like, Oh, where did they all have happy endings? It's like, no, no, no, not in
the Brothers Grimm. Those were kind of fucked up stuff. Especially for children. Yeah. And so they've been, like, redone over time to make it a little less terrifying. So that means Dean's like, oh, we have to go do research, which apparently Dean doesn't want to do research anymore. He's not into it. He seemed very but begrudgingly going to the library to to do research. He's never really been that into it. Well, he found nothing. So sure that added he said six hours.
That is a long time. Which why were they not both in there? I don't know. Anyway, as he's leaving the library, he tells Sam that he's got nothing. No, they're walking. They're walking walking again. Yeah. There's no they're basically looking for a little girl who might have died since they
know. Yeah. Because the little girl that the woman told them that she saw
right, but I didn't mention that. Yeah, so the lady in the hospital bed had mentioned see she thought she saw the little girl.
Yeah. And since they had the EMF at her house when they wouldn't check that out. Their theory is vengeful spirit. Yeah. Well, we haven't had as many vengeful spirits since like season one, but we always assume Yeah. safe assumption. So that's what they're going off of rice. Yeah. Catastrophic death or missing or something. To be
unlike thread and a young girl with long dark hair. Yeah. Because that's how she described her. Sam says, Okay, well, you didn't get anything. But have you ever heard about Lily and Bailey? And apparently, she was a British medium in the 1930s. And she would go into these trances. And while she was in the trance is her any all of her thoughts and actions were controlled by spirits. According to her, it was almost like a spirit hypnosis that took over her. And we see the toad again.
And the boys make a point to let us know they see the toe, right? No, nothing like that. Yeah, I
don't know. But he's there. And as they're standing there after they see the toad and have a little moment about it. Sam sees this house across the way that has a pumpkin on it. And Dean's like close to Halloween time, whatever. And Sam's like Oh, no pumpkin and the three three mice and Cinderella. I mean, he's really getting a lot from that one pumpkin. Yeah, so they go do their regular old b&e. They can enter into the
house. And they find this woman who is all beat, beaten and bruised, and she's handcuffed to the stove. And she's saying, Oh, she's a lunatic. Please help me. I'm right here help me. And she says that her stepmother went crazy on her and beat the shit out of her and handcuffed her to the stove. While they're there. They see the little girl that was at the Hansel and Gretel house. And Dean goes over to her and he's, she's kind of like leading them into another room,
and he's following her. And they go face to face. And she starts to like, almost like static. Like if you're watching a TV cut in and out. Yeah. And then she disappears and there's a red apple on the floor. So then we have so we immediately had what Cinderella and then Snow White right after, since they couldn't find any murders or deaths from
a little girl in the town. They go back to the hospital and asked if maybe there's somebody that's comatose because say, I think it's Sam that mentions it could be a spirit that's still alive, but not really. So they think okay, somebody that's in a coma not I was gonna say concussed coma,
you'd like literally just said comatose before.
Do you have been drinking? Okay. This lady's like, no, no, we don't have anybody.
No children.
Oh, that's right. I guess that's what threw her because there were no kids. And she mentions, I think, one other person. And then she's like, Oh, and then obviously Callie and there's they're like, Who the hell's Callie? And she mentioned that it's the doctor who treated the guy from the beginning. Dr. Garrison, it's his daughter. And apparently she's been comatose for years and he just won't give up on her. They go to the room and they find him reading a book
to her. And it turns out, it is the Brothers Grimm that he is reading to her. Because apparently, I keep saying apparently, I guess I'm like that little kid, apparently. Oh, he tells the guys that this is his daughter. She's been there since she was eight. She drinks some bleach. And her stepmother. I guess I think he says mom, her mother found or brought her to the hospital. And she's been
there ever since. And he goes in there and reads to her and make sure everything's she's doing well, as well as she can be I guess, Dean happens to mention, or I'm sorry. Dean asks, If the mother was a stepmother. Dr. Garrison says yes. And I thought that was very odd that he mentioned it, that after they have their conversation with Dr. Garrison. They're talking once again the hospital walking, walk and lots of walking. And Dean actually gets at this time and he says it's like Misha Barton.
And he says, In sixth sense, not though see, and that she had a mother who had Munchausen by proxy who was poisoning her, and that they think that's what happened to Callie. Dr. Garrison was reading Callie. Little Red Riding Hood right before the boys walked in. So it switches to we see there's this sweet lady that's walking to her van with two bags of groceries and this man comes out of nowhere just scoops up her grocery bag. And at first I'm like, What a gentleman Wow. Just out of
nowhere, okay. And he throws the bag in there and then throws her there and starts beating her yeah, like punching her like in a bar fight. Like it was bad. I was just like it was violent god yeah, for a woman. And then he hops in the front seat and takes off but we see that little Callie eight year old Callie is standing there watching it take place. She's really getting a lot of pleasure out of this. Yeah. Like all these people hurting people
just watching stuff. Yeah, no lines just watching right?
Well as the guys are sitting there discussing the Munchausen by proxy at the hospital. This little old lady who got the shit beat out of her in the van is rolled in. And we see that she died. She was killed by the man with the wily coyote tattoo who beat the shit out of her. And then after that, we see the van at a school and there's a little girl with a red hoodie on. She sees the van and it keeps rolling even though she knows that's her grandmother's van. And so she follows it over into
this parking lot. Opens the door cups and she's like, Hey, grandma, and is Anna Kurama. Oh, yeah, it ain't her. And it's the wolf guy. Not he's not a wolf, but I keep calling.
That's his role.
Right? Then we are back at the hospital with Sam and he goes to confront Dr. Garrison. And it doesn't go so well. I mean, obviously Dr. Harrison's like what the hell are you saying? You're saying my stepmom or my wife poisoned my child all this stuff and stay I'm actually like kind of took charge and like he put his hand over the phone when he was trying to call
for security. He's like, Look, I can't I don't have time to do this like lightly like, kindly to you and basically just lays it out for him that his wife poisoned Callie. That's what happened with her. That's why she's there. She's in this condition. And she's out there killing people in the fashion of the stories that you're reading to her because you won't listen to her. She's, why are you keeping her here? You know, like you said, it's been years.
Yeah, it was a noticeable age gap between the local ghost and the body in the bed. Yeah. Also, Sam's eyes. Were like a mood ring throughout this entire scene. Yeah,
I was too busy writing notes. But
you You did mention that. Yeah, they were like brown and one scene blue, green. Fascinating. Beautiful. Oh, I was trying to listen to the show and take notes. And I'd be like, they're blue again. No, they're green. She's like, What are you talking about? I'm sure I'm gonna listen to what they're saying.
Okay, so Sam is telling Dr. Garrison all this and he's he's basically tells him that she's a spirit at this point. Like, she's spirit that's ready to move on. And Dr. Garrison says, so you've seen her too, which was like,
we were like, holy shit. That happened.
So it doesn't explain that just yet, because we see that Dean is back at the house, which I don't know how, how they figured out. Oh, no,
they figured out it was Little Red Riding Hood because they heard Dr. Garrison reading the story to Cali. So when they saw the little woman come in, and it looked like she had been mauled by an animal. They just kind of put two and two together this little red riding hood. So Dean asked the cop who are next to Ken was and they were like, Oh, she has a granddaughter. And Dean said, I need her address. And they just gave it to him. Yeah, because that's
what happened back then. Yeah,
I lost private slash just fake badge and the guy the EMT literally just gives them a piece of paper with the address on it. So Dean ran off to save the granddaughter while Sam had the conversation with Dr. Garrison.
I also noticed that on the outside of the hospital rooms it had C Cali or G Cali. So like, all their names were on the outside of their hospital rooms, which is an OH NO now yeah, like garrison. This is definitely Oh, yeah. See garrison. That's what it was. Yeah. But yeah, so this is definitely not today.
No, they made they made it. They made a joke that you and I both went Oh, didn't age well, as well.
Now, we find Dean back at the house of the grandma's house and he sees a sweet little red riding hood in her hoodie. And she's she's got like a cut or something on her forehead. And he has a rough and tumble fight with this guy will sky. He's not a wolf. i It's pretty. It's a pretty brutal fight. And it kind of starts cutting back from what Dean's from Dean's fight to Dr. Garrison and Sam and in the
hospital room. Dr. Garrison says that he thought he was dreaming when he was seeing that young version of Callie and say, um, just tells them you know, you need to listen to her is that this is what she's doing. She's frustrated. And she's like, I guess kind of acting out like a child would since she's the mind of a child still. You know, she's not happy. Clearly. Dr. G. I kept putting him Dr. G in my notes. So he's Dr. G to me. Okay. Good to know. Yeah, just I'd really wanted everybody to
know that. It's important. It's really important to me. So, Dr. G realizes, you know, he says, little Callie little girl Callie shows up in the in the hospital room. Once again, this girl had no lines, but she did good. She was a little like sweet and beautiful looking, but also a little menacing. She did she did well. He realizes that he needs to let her go. And so he tells little Callie that turns around. Kisses Callie who's comatose in the hospital on her forehead and
she flatlines Yeah. Which I like we said I thought we thought he was gonna like, unplug her. Yeah, but I guess she just was like, Thanks, dad. And God had been waiting for it. Yeah, like all he had to do was Kiss Me Goodbye.
Or maybe we missed the unplugging whenever it was cutting back and forth. And I like to think that oh, okay, got it. That sounds terrible. I like to think she just died. Yeah. He kissed her. And she was just, she was ready to go. Yeah. Anywho I mean, she's been laying in that bed for how many years?
Right. And I mean, whoever was taking here, which looked great. Yeah, she looked fabulous. She had some lip gloss. Yeah, her hair was straight and beautiful. But that sores, nothing.
Oh, nothing. And at the youngest, though, she was 16 at the youngest. Yeah. And they said what happened to her happened when she was eight, right? So she has been laying in that bed for like five to 10 years. Eight years if she's 16. Yeah, yeah, well, I'm guessing I'm doing a range. True. They never said how old she was now or what year it happened. So we don't really know. I'm just going based off of what the actress looked like.
Yeah, we see Dean still fighting with the wall. guy that as soon as Cali is gone, the Deans like about just stabbed the man. Yeah. And the guy or a scissors. Oh my god. Yeah. And the guy's like, all of a sudden like just flips. And he's like, Oh my God, where am I? What are you doing like, terrified of Dean with this, this guy over the scissors about to stab him.
So I guess Kelly's curse or whatever it was, was broken over him and they go back to the hospital and talk with Dr. Garrison and he said he says he's grateful for them and they're like, you know, maybe we'll see you see you soon Dr. Garrison. It's like I hope not. No, no, thank you. Dean looks at Sam and says, you know, that was some pretty good advice that he had, or that you had to give to Dr. Garrison about Cali and Sam's like, okay, is that what you want me to do? Just let you
go. Dean kind of stands there looking at him in that loving way. Being all sexy. Yeah, they're both just staring at each other's loving eyes. And Dean makes a little pouty face a little bit. It's perfect lips and then just walks off. And I thought that was it. But it's not. Then we're back at the hotel. Dean is asleep. Sam is grabbing asleep fully clothed. Oh my god. Yeah, yet again. First of all, I was about to say Sam's grabbing his sleeping bag. Why not grabbing a sleeping bag?
He's grabbing a backpack. And he sneaks out while Dean is asleep. Only close. Yeah. Yeah. Like full. Like who in a motel? Well, actually in a motel like oh, yeah, maybe maybe. That that actually met and
that actually tracks
Sam goes to the crossroads, digs up a box waits for the lady to show up. She shows up with a red eyes and a fabulous little dress and she's all sexy. It's different lady though a different actress this time?
Well, it's been a different one all three times. almost the exact same dress though. I think, like very similar. Yeah, if not exactly the same. So that continuity, I'm like, so does the demon keep a little black dress around or when they get summoned? Do they go and find a woman specifically, in a little black dress. They all just have the same fashion possess. Or maybe there's like a bar or restaurant nearby. And that's the uniform.
And they just always go they just hit up that same joint every time and try to find the cutest woman or like he'll do? We gotta go. Come on.
Maybe that's good. Well, he's there to kill her. He pulls out the cold and he says that he wants her to lift the curse or not the curse.
Contract.
Let us get rid of the contract with Dean. Dean lives. He lives she lives like let's just do it. Otherwise he's going to shoot her. And of course she kind of manipulates him into saying that. Isn't he tired of cleaning up Dean's messes? Wouldn't he be kind of happy if he was gone? Instead of being you know bossed around by this boy, man, I don't know kept
calling him sloppy. Yeah, I was like, fuck you. You're sloppy ich.
She's just completely trying to manipulate him and get him to be like, let me be right. Yeah, I want my brother to die. But no, he doesn't. She then tells him that it's not her like even if he kills her. It's not going to lift the contract that she's got a boss just like everybody else. And that boss is not letting go of that contract with Dean like, they want it. They
want it kept intact. Sam even though she's told him all of this information, it he just doesn't seem to give a so he shoots her right in the frickin forehead. Right between the eyes.
I mean, I would have done it to you. You're gonna believe the demon. I would have shot her to just in case. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, maybe she's lying.
She just had a real dramatic jerk. Yeah,
she had a jerky death like father gilded yes episode. Yeah.
Yeah. And that's how it ended with stone face. Sam killing somebody. And
so he sure went from being worried about becoming a stone cold killer in season two. To becoming to not give it a fuck this season. Real quick. Yeah.
That's that that is that time stories.
Did you adore anything about this episode?
Well, I did. Like I said in the beginning, I liked the concept of it. Yeah. How they did like kind of how it played out and everything. I did like that. I liked the
random toad. Well, yeah, he was cute. He was adorable. What was the therefore? We don't
know. Yeah, who knows? That was not explained. No idea. I did like when Sam was in the room with Dr. Garrison and kinda was like, I can't sugarcoat this for you. You know, like he took chair charge. He took charge, charge and I liked
it. Like just mood ring eyes. I figured, yeah, that was fun for me. And I liked Sam, the sketch artist. That scene was totally Yeah, it was really cute. It didn't like a suit and tie, but I liked the scene. I liked how Jared paddled like he played the scene. It was really cute. I enjoyed that. As far as Gorgos we had three blood splooge is this episode? We have a Xena blood splurge in a while.
Yeah, like I don't think we've seen a blood spooge since Hollywood batyline When that executive got thrown in that fan and it was chunky. Oh, yeah. All over the sheet. We had three two of them happened before the supernatural going oh yeah, with the three little bigs guys. And then the third one was in Hansel and Gretel whenever grandma slit the throat it blood splashed all over the wife's face.
I don't know why I'm laughing. That's terrible. Because our blood switches
are a thing. It just splooge it splurged on her face.
Okay,
so for lor. I googled spiritual hypnosis because that was a word that Dean used. Yes, when they were talking about bowling and Bailey. And that didn't give me anything. Oh, spiritual hypnotherapy is like rediscovering the core of who you are with all the resources that you brought into this world to share with others and fulfill your unique potential in life. So not not where we want to go.
Okay. And I Googled Lillian Bailey because she sounded pretty interesting which she had clients that included like the Canadian Prime Minister Mae West. Oh, the Queen Mother. What? So she had a lot of clients, but I couldn't find a whole lot of information on her other than kind of very general stuff. So I decided not to go that route either. The route I decided to go is focusing on the theory tills, CEOs bedtime stories, and we had these fairy tales, and the creepy real
stories behind them. Oh, okay. This is according to learning dash mind.com Hansel and Gretel. This is one of those fairy tales that is famous because the story resonates with children today. It tells of a poor woodcutter and his second wife. She is the step mother to his children, Hansel and Gretel. As food becomes scarce, I don't know why it says that this relates to children today. It doesn't it doesn't elaborate on that. Just
reading the article. Okay. As food becomes scarce, the step mother decides there is not enough food for the children. So she persuades the woodcutter to take the children deep into the forest where they won't be able to find their way home, they come across a witch's house made of gingerbread. Eventually, they get the better of the witch and return home with the spoils of her house. The story is set during the Great Famine of 1315. Many people starved to death.
During this time, acts of extreme cruelty such as emphasized and cannibalism took place as people became more desperate. The situation for some families became so wretched that they left their children to fend for themselves. The gingerbread house part of the story comes from a highly profitable Baker called Katerina Schrader In she became legendary in the 1600s Thanks to her gingerbread cookies, which everyone wanted. One male Baker was so determined to get her recipe. He accused her of being
a witch. As a result, she was hounded and driven out of town. But then in an awful twist, her neighbors brought her back and burned her to death in one of her own baking ovens.
Wow. Wow.
You're like that?
No. Oh, he couldn't compete with her and her talents. So oh, she's a witch. Let's kill her.
I mean, it tracks
of course it does. Next,
I've got Cinderella, which is every young girl's dream, right? Well, perhaps you've already heard. Oh, What? What? All right. Sometimes when I'm proofreading what I copy and paste from these articles, I miss a sentence or two. Oh, yeah. I missed this sentence. It says Cinderella every young girl's dream, right? Well, perhaps not mine. As you've already heard. I was getting a taste for psychopaths and sociopaths.
What were you reading?
This this article? I have no idea why that sentence is there. It literally makes no sense. How did
they know you so well?
So everyone knows in this famous fairy tale, that cinders has a tough life, she has to do all the chores Orr's look after her evil stepsisters and might miss out on the ball, but it all comes good in the end. Oh god, that's true. She gets the gorgeous frock. She arrives in a splendid carriage and meets Prince Charming. Furthermore, furthermore, the story has a happy ending. Well, of course it does, because it all comes good in the end. Yeah. However, the real life tale is not so pretty.
And there's no happily ever after for senders. The story is based around a slave girl in ancient Greece around 500 BC, Rhoda Paris was a beautiful young Greek woman at a young age she was taken from her home in Greece and forced into slavery, wrote EPIs was exquisitely beautiful and men lusted after her. As such, she became a prized possession and men showered her with expensive gifts. One of these gifts was a
pair of golden shoes. Pharaoh almost the second saw the shoes and wrote a pice and run it at all for himself. Although strictly she was not a royal blood. He married her. Her life was to be a ready and willing sex slave for the Pharaoh. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't say that's Prince Charming. No, no, thanks.
There's no chip in the story. That's Beauty and the Beast
down all right, the last one I pulled the seven white or seven why? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, which is not about a woman living her best orgy life? Oh, well as one would hope. Yeah. The famous fairy tale obviously has a happy ending. Snow White is hunted by an evil queen, who wants to kill her seven dwarfs the rescue and befriend her. However, the reality is much different and
far more gruesome. The story starts in the 16th century in Bavaria, it centers on a young noblewoman called Margaret von Waldeck. Margaret's brother employs small children to labor in his copper mine, but because of the crippling conditions, the children become dreadfully deformed. The locals begin calling them dwarves to mock them. Real class like the first sweatshop. Yeah, probably not the first though, and true. Now if that wasn't bad enough, Margaret was exceptionally
beautiful. As such, her stepmother resented her and wanted her out of the picture. She packed her off to Brussels to get rid of her. Here Margaret began a lustful affair with Prince Philip the Second of Spain. However, his father, the king of Spain, vehemently disagreed with the Romans. He organized a plot to kill Margaret. She was poisoned shortly afterwards. Date young man, that's that. Yeah, but it all comes good and
oh my god. Okay, well to close this one out. It's a quote from Dean, and he says, I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf, which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.
Cheers. Thank you for listening to denim wrapped nightmares.
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