The Tortoise within the Hare
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Aug 13, 2019•55 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Definitely, I'm not gay
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Let's Talk about Death, Baby!
Aww Hell Yeah, duuuuuuDE! - J-BIRD This episode we talk about stuff you wish you can talk about, Death! DMT trips are always in the mind and other stuff, who cares. Send us Fan Mail
Aug 05, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 25
SHE SHOWED ME PICTURES
For realsies Send us Fan Mail
Jul 31, 2019•59 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Kamoto Dragon
Echo Park. Never again. Send us Fan Mail
Jul 23, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Pineapple Brine, aka brutus cockscramble
Brine is strong. lol. Send us Fan Mail
Jul 09, 2019•59 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Pineapple Juice And Vodka
I took a 14 hour flight once. 7 hours in, I hated myself. 9 hours in, I despised the people around me.12 hours in I thought, “9/11. I get it." Send us Fan Mail
Jul 03, 2019•51 min•Season 1Ep. 21
#SUMMERBOD
This one starts out slooooow, gets sweet, and ultimately turns sour. I’m gonna strangle Scott one day. Send us Fan Mail
Jun 29, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Yes We Kanye Make America Great Again!
Yes we can, cut this episode abruptly short. It was my elbow's fault, but I blame Scott’s face. #saarinotsorry Send us Fan Mail
Feb 05, 2019•55 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Bullying for Columbine
Sex addiction and Bullying. This one’s got it all. and then none. Enjoy or whatevers. Send us Fan Mail
Jan 29, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Lady-boy and the Trump
We’re clapping back at Trump, blowing up elephants, and soliciting lady-boys in Thailand. The results are shocking, too good to be true, and you won’t believe what happens next. Seriously, we have footage. link on our Info Section. Send us Fan Mail
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 17
I got some things I wanna gay
#Delete Send us Fan Mail
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Same Ol’ New Year
As promised, audio is as pristine and clear as Crystal Lake. But expect muddy waters. I do believe Robert Johnson would think this pod is red hot. And it’s on sale. So there’s that. Send us Fan Mail
Jan 08, 2019•57 min•Season 1Ep. 15
W.O.A.T
Why is this episode just the worst? You’ll hear. Just know that I blame Scott. I do solemly swear that this is the last episode with shitty audio though. Swearsies. Send us Fan Mail
Jan 01, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 14
The Camp Fire choir
My mom always encouraged me to try new things, so for this episode I tried something different. It’s a handful of stories collected around a backyard campfire. I’m sure that mother would be proud, if she weren’t so ashamed. Send us Fan Mail
Dec 18, 2018•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Menstrual Show
Just a couple of gabbin' gaby’s gabbing away. The photo is from the night I ruined my guest’s love life. So there you go. Send us Fan Mail
Dec 11, 2018•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 12
“I’ve got candy in my van, Pilgrim"
I was sick this week, in a manner of speaking. Anyway, it’s late. Forgive me, as the lord forgives you for that thing you do. Send us Fan Mail
Dec 06, 2018•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 11
The return of Scotty-san
Scott just got back from Japan. The same day a friend of ours died. Coincidence?? Yes. RIP, Georgie. Send us Fan Mail
Nov 27, 2018•59 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Either Hugo, or i go
This week’s episode is with local stand up and friend, Hugo Ramos. We talk Infinite Jest, sexual proclivities, and our mutual love of hating people. The photo has no relation to this episode. Just thought it was cool. Happy listening, hail Satan. Send us Fan Mail
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Oh my god, it’s Kilkenny!
Video game dissociation, barking dogs, Asian massage parlors, and a very special letter from a fan to her daughter. This one has it ALL. Or rather, this one ALSO has it all. My guest this week is my good friend Chris Kilkenny, you bastards. Had a lot of fun on this one. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail
Nov 13, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Dirty’s thoughts
Pedos in skateboarding, playing punk shows in hospital gowns, and the shame of working at Zumiez. Dirty’s seen it all and then some. This week I chat with one of the coolest guys on the planet. My good friend Dirty D. Enjoy all. Send us Fan Mail
Nov 06, 2018•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Nice Heather we’re having
Nice Heather we’re having by Definitely, I'm not gay Send us Fan Mail
Oct 30, 2018•58 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Drop the blue-ball
This week I am joined by an eclectic group of people I met at a local showing of Macbeth. In this episode we talk plays, foreign diplomacy, favorite colors, and extra appendages. Not to mention a very special guest dropping in to answer a few questions. Enjoy. Send us Fan Mail
Oct 23, 2018•42 min•Season 1Ep. 5
From Scott-land, with love.
This week’s episode is with tech guy Scott. I consider him a genius since he knows where to plug everything in, and I don’t. This week, we discuss the validity of competitive gaming as “sport”, our ideal funeral arrangements, and the world's saddest grocery list. Enjoy. or don’t. Whatever. Send us Fan Mail
Oct 16, 2018•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Ses-pool
This week I sat down with my ex-wife Secilee to talk life, philosophy, and surprise plastic surgery. Enjoy. Send us Fan Mail
Oct 09, 2018•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 3
DIYour damn self
Clever commentary concerning, concerned citizens. or whatever. Send us Fan Mail
Oct 01, 2018•37 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Oliver's twist Ep. 1 Feat. Oliver Jones and Trey
Forgive the poor sound quality, as Jesus would have.Guest this week is Oliver Jones, local theater actor, Fringe fest finalist, and all around weirdo. Also, his friend Trey. Thanks for the flow, Trey. Send us Fan Mail
Sep 24, 2018•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 1
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