Morn’s Seven Hairs
We’re doing “Progress” this episode! It’s a fairly heavy episode about the price of progress, but for some reason, we go off on a long tangent about sexuality in the future. It’s a very non-sequitor episode, but it’s good stuff!

We’re doing “Progress” this episode! It’s a fairly heavy episode about the price of progress, but for some reason, we go off on a long tangent about sexuality in the future. It’s a very non-sequitor episode, but it’s good stuff!
What a weird, wacky episode! We're doing "The Storyteller", an episode where everything is confusing and nothing makes sense. Makes for good pod, though!
We're doing the Next Generation episode "Who Watches The Watchers?" as our wild card episode this month! We had a lot to talk about, so we went pretty long. We also get pretty philosophical into God and media and other stuff. It'll be an interesting listen, come check it out! patreon.com/deepspacenoob
Kai Opaka goes to the Gamma Quadrant! Mike from Breaking Bad shows up! This is a pretty fun episode, where Sarge and I get into some war stuff. Fair warning, it gets a little heavy at points.
A gamma quadrant criminal claims to have knowledge of Odo’s origins. Is he telling the truth? If you’re a fan of the show, you probably already know, but listen to us podcast about it anyway!
Hey everyone! We really enjoy Sarge’s thoughts on the Ferengi, so we decided to redo The Nagus with her. Hope you enjoy this second take!
We’re back, baby! We return with a Christmas special that isn’t remotely Christmas-y! Remember how we referenced an episode of The Original Series with a Christmas party? We’re doing that as a wild card episode! It’s super creepy! Enjoy!
Hey there! We’re taking December off for the holidays, but there will be more Deep Space Noob in January!
Hey everyone! Sarge couldn’t be with us this week, she’s a little under the weather. My co-host for this episode is Elizabeth Williams Bushey, The artist for my web comic Artificial Flowers who you can find on Twitter as @inklesstales . We break down Federation bigotry, and how Ferengi society doesn’t seem functional. I’m so sad Sarge is missing our first deep dive into Ferengi society, but I promise, it’s still a fun episode! NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING...
Here it is! The legendarily bad episode, “Move Along Home”. In this episode, we premiere the OCAP award for Outstanding Commitment to an Absurd Premise. Hopefully, Sarge didn’t lose as much respect for me as I thought she would. NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING
The Passenger! It’s... yeah... forgettable. We didn’t have a whole lot to say about this episode, but MAN were we annoyed at all the technobabble. Come hear Sarge and Eddie’s reaction to really mediocre Trek! NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING
Happy Halloween! We’re taking a break from DS9 this week and watching Trek’s only official Halloween episode, the original series episode, “Catspaw”! It’s wonderful nonsense, watch it with us! NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING
Legal episode! Dax is on trial, but not really on trial; it’s just a hearing, but basically, yeah, totally on trial! Sarge and I question if the Bajorans are the real space Jews, and get DEEP into a philosophical debate with no real world application. NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING
A truly terrible episode! Eddie tries to explain Trekonomics, and Sarge almost pukes over oomax. Also, I reference the book Trekonomics by Manu Saadia, which you should check out here! https://www.facebook.com/TrekonomicsBook/ RECOMMENDED VIEWING Encounter At Farpoint (TNG Season 1, Episodes 1 & 2) Hide And Q (TNG Season 1, Episode 10) Q Who? (TNG Season 2, Episode 16) Deja Q (TNG Season 3, Episode 13) Captain’s Holiday (TNG Season 3, Episode 19) Qpid (TNG Season 4, Episode 20) True Q (TNG S...
In which we discuss genetic engineering, the ethics of hunting, and I play the Canadian national anthem in its entirety. You’ll have to listen to the episode to find out why! NO RECOMMENDED VIEWING
The station personnel lose the ability to talk, and Quark does a really great leprechaun impression. This one is short, but it's a lot of fun. RECOMMENDED VIEWING The Naked Time (TOS Season 1, Episode 6) The Naked Now (TNG Season 1, Episode 3)
Keiko builds a school! Bashir grows a guy! Odo is wanted for murder! meh We're both kind of lukewarm on this one. What'd you folks think? No Recommended Viewing
Lursa and B'Tor show up! Also Garak! Also terrorism. RECOMMENDED VIEWING Redemption, Part 1 & 2, (TNG Season 4, Episode 26, and Season 5, Episode 1) Firstborn (TNG Season 7, Episode 21)
First episode! It's a bit longer than usual, as there's A LOT to cover in this one. RECOMMENDED VIEWING The Best Of Both Worlds, Parts 1 & 2 (TNG Season 3, Episode 26 and Season 4, Episode 1) The Wounded (TNG Season 4, Episode 12) The Host (TNG Season 4, Episode 23) Ensign Ro (TNG Season 5, Episode 3)
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