Jut a couple weeks ago Keli conned Laura into rescuing a cat that was being pushed out of its home. Laura of course had to help this cat out, fostered it and found a good shelter in no time! Well with pet rescue on the mind we talk about a woman who used her pet to try and get her out of murder...blaming her dog for shooting her Ex-husband 10 times. We then talk about the horrible nature of animal abuse where two spouses killed their significant other's dog out of anger and jealousy. One such ca...
Mar 21, 2022•37 min
Why is it so hard to find someone who can cut your hair right? Well we would love to know, and complain about it. We kick off with a recap of Laura's previous complaint when her husband nearly shaved a bald spot in their sons head and Jeremy tells a story about his day drunk stylist who gave him the worst haircut ever. We then share a murder of a barber whose client shot him for giving him "half a haircut." We then discuss the Boozing Barber who force fed his many victims alcohol so they would d...
Feb 28, 2022•40 min
We aren't dead! It had been a busy 2 month unplanned Hiatus. Holidays turned into illness and kids returning to school but we are back! It is Olympic season and this episode is dedicated to professional athletes. We share with you a murder by a professional soccer player who just can't seem to stay in jail. We also discuss the tragic murder of a record setting world championship runner by her abusive husband. We share our hypothetical murders including concrete shoes set sail to Canada, and a Cu...
Feb 14, 2022•48 min
We bring the podcast full circle talking once again about weddings. We shared some terrible wedding murders on our very first episode but there are so many we decided to talk about it again! We have also grown a lot since our first episode and have new parent related pet peeves about weddings we share. We get into a murder from 1966 about a woman who shot her fiancé and his surprise girlfriend after being threatened at knife point when she went to pick him up. Another more recent murder was the ...
Dec 13, 2021•43 min
It has been awhile. Between kids getting sick, a vasectomy, and one kid getting 7 stitches, we have been busy. But we are back with the topic of getting you junk SNIPPED! That's right, we are talking vasectomies, contraception, and when men get their most favorite appendage cut off. Laura shares a list of stories about men who have had their penises chopped off. You have probably heard of Lorena Bobbitt, but what about the rest? Jeremy then shares a few stories about a couple who used superglue ...
Nov 22, 2021•40 min
Our Halloween episode is fully of creepy crawlies. Discussing why spouses leave doors open that let ALL the flies in, and why is it the man's job to deal with getting rid of venomous insects? We have the answer...they are just more disposable. We get into some haunting murders, including one about the Spider Man Slayer who lived in a couples house for months before he was discovered. We also have a woman who is tired of these Mother F$%^ing snakes in her Mother F$%^ing bed...because her husband ...
Oct 31, 2021•56 min
This week is all about gender norms, swapping gender roles, and what happens when people don't respect each other in a mordern society! We talk about the mental load of chores and how women often take that on more than men, how children can drive your career and life decisions, and the difficulty of misaligned expectations in a marriage. We get into a murder suicide by an pre-med olympic athlete who fell short of his goals and took it out on his successful wife and then himself. We also discuss ...
Oct 18, 2021•48 min
We talk about bad movie watching habits, like when your spouse is on her ipad or your husband tells you WAY too many facts about the Rock for 2 hours straight. We share some movie theater murders including a man who was shot for not putting his cell phone away and throwing his popcorn at another patron. We also discuss a wife who was killed in the parking lot leaving the theater and her husband staged it to look like an attack. We share our hypothetical murders to include a silenced assassinatio...
Oct 04, 2021•39 min
We talk social media pet peeves, like getting into stupid Facebook fights, distant friends tracking you down to ask for shit, and complaining about your second cousin twice removed political views. We also talk about the Gabby Petito case before getting into our own social media murders of the week. We share about a social media influencer and seller who went dark on Black Friday. Then we can't believe the horrific details of a Tibetan vlogger who is lit on fire during a livestream. We wrap our ...
Sep 27, 2021•49 min
We talk about purging clothes from middle school and losing your belt in the hamper...every time you change your pants. Who does that? We then discuss a murder where a man shredded all of his wife's clothes the night before he killed her with the very same craft knife. Then we get into the murder of Maurizio Gucci, which is basically dramatic enough to be a movie. Oh wait...they did make a movie about it. For our hypomurders this week one is inspired by home construction using fiberglass dust an...
Sep 13, 2021•46 min
COVID has not gonna away, and now we are faced with new variants and a continuation of many problems we have been facing for about 2 years now...or forever, its hard to say. This week we are talking about masks! The benefits, like being anonymous in the grocery store, not having to comb your hair and avoid small talk. As well as the negatives like how it fogs up your glasses and some people can't seem to find their freaking nose...seriously cover that up! We then get into two mask related murder...
Aug 30, 2021•48 min
This week we talk about interruptions, inspired by an actual spousal interruptions during one of our recording sessions. Laura complains about how Nick tries to complete her sentences like it is a game of charades while Jeremy owns up to the fact that he interrupts Keli far more than she does him. Conversations are difficult. We then share a murder of a man who killed his elderly parents for interrupting his Anime shows too often because they needed personal care. Our second murder is one that i...
Aug 23, 2021•40 min
We have all been through homework, some of us have managed kids doing homework, while others assist their spouses. Doing homework together or a major project is actually a great way to see how compatible you are with someone. But when one spouse is done with school and the other is going back, it can definitely create some complaints! We get into some minor homework complaints, somehow Laura starts sharing her ratings of different kinds of alternative milks, and then of course murder. This weeks...
Aug 09, 2021•55 min
Hangry? Don't murder, just grab a Snickers! Well this week we complain about how we deal with the hanger of our loved ones before getting into a couple bizarre murders. One is about a Scottish chef who killed his wife for not wanting to eat at his dinner party. The second concerns the possible negligence of a man whose be ridden wife died at only 68 pounds. Our hypothetical murders bring in more bizarre "inspiration" from a town in Hungary where dozens of women used arsenic to poison their husba...
Jul 26, 2021•53 min
Laura quit her job!! So this week we are talking about quitting jobs, the stress of making a job change, and the great resignation caused by the COVID pandemic. We also launched a redbubble store! Visit the link tree in our instagram to check out our new merchandise! Oh and we talk about cat butts naturally before we get into two grisly work related murders. The first is a man who killed his wife who would not quit because he felt emasculated by her job. The second is an abusive woman who was so...
Jul 12, 2021•42 min
Happy Fourth of July! We hope you had a happy and safe weekend. Laura and Jeremy come with some very fresh complaints about noisy neighbors, and how the 4th of July gives people free reign to make ungodly noise at ungodly hours of the night. We then share two firework related murders, one a gang related murder of a Brooklyn resident over a firework dispute and the other a firefighter gone rogue in a multiple homicide. We end the night with our noisy neighbor hypothetical murders with an extensio...
Jul 06, 2021•28 min
We talk Tinder! While neither of us have much experience we know that online dating can be a difficult and sometimes deadly undertaking. We of course still have complaints about how people misrepresent themselves online, particularly with dating apps. We discuss quite a few Tinder murders, including a catphished football player who killed his date. Another Tinder match led a woman to the home of a couple who killed and dismembered her to gain some kind of supernatural powers. Lastly, we share de...
Jun 21, 2021•39 min
Ants invading your home, flies buzzing because your spouse leaves the door open, or even bees coming down the chimney! We have some pest complaints this week and that can surely put any couple on edge. We share a murder where a woman leaves her sliding glass door open to let in two would be assassins, a much worse pest than a fly. We talk about a pesticide murder where a farmer is killed over a dispute over damaged crops. We share our hypomurders about a staged break in by a fake pest control co...
Jun 07, 2021•37 min
We talk about the stress of fixing things around the house, small and big home improvement projects and the baggage they bring to the table. One of us complains about a lack of focus to get small projects done while the other complains about ordering the wrong parts and materials for any project! We share a murder that took place inside a home that was supposed to be on the TV show "Zombie House Flipping," as well as a Thanksgiving murder over an argument about building a fence in the yard. We a...
May 31, 2021•50 min
Laura welcomes Jeremy back after his appendectomy, he is still alive! We talk cute and annoying pet names. Particularly names for kids that confuse them, or they repeat inappropriately. We then get into a murder about a wrestler known as the silent lady who had a side hustle of robbing and murdering old ladies. She got another nickname called La Mataviejita (old lady killer). We discuss Robert Durst and his crazy saga with new coverage of a jailhouse call where he uses his pet's name Igor as a c...
May 24, 2021•43 min
Whether a mother or a father there is reason to celebrate! Moms, grab some wine. Dads, get your beer. We are talking Mother and Father's day murders. We talk about late gifts, spoiling surprises, and not getting to do what YOU want on "your day." Funny how that often happens. We then get into Laura's Smorgasbord of the scariest moms of all time and Jeremy's double homicide fathers day murder by an estranged father. It is never good when the story starts off with estranged... We wrap up with a ma...
May 10, 2021•47 min
This week we talk about drugs. Obviously drugs can tear apart relationships and families. It is often tragic and terrible. While we are fortunate not to have any pet peeves related to drugs we do have some stories to share about drinking! We also share some other unbelievable stories about a girl who's ex-boyfriend used her to lure a drug dealer to his death. We also discuss a pill popping nurse who killed her husband because she thought he was leaving her but it turns out he was just trying to ...
May 03, 2021•45 min
Work sucks...but man can it make marriage even more stressful! This week we talk work stress and how it can put a strain on relationships. From not getting the support when you work a 100 hour workweek (that was not a typo). Or coming home after a long day to the chaos of screaming kids and a mess of toys. We then get into the murder of a man who changed his career to be home with his wife until he fell through a rooftop and needed care in recovery. Yeah that was too much work for his wife so......
Apr 19, 2021•45 min
Look behind you!? April fools, its just us doing a podcast on April fools day pranks that grind our gears. Like fake pregnancy announcements, how about fake death announcements, or even a fake mass shooting call to the police on April 1st of this year? Or how about just all hurtful pranks, just knock it off children. We get into all of these complaints before sharing a wanna be April Fools prank that killed a roommate and led to this college students execution. We also share the story of a ding ...
Apr 12, 2021•39 min
Spring is in the air and we are talking about a very normal springtime activity, gardening! What could we have to complain about with gardening? Well how about one of our spouses brining home 1,200 pounds of dirt to fill in ONE planter and having 20 bags leftover. Or the other spouse laying blame for not watering when they are clearly both at fault. We then detail two garden murders, one a vanishing husband who was later found in the garden under the herbs and his wife claimed he committed suici...
Mar 29, 2021•51 min
While we run our own March Madness contest we figured we may as well talk basketball! We share some basketball thoughts about how if you spend time on the court you better spend time with your wife! Also don't play basketball in the house and break shit...oh too late for one of our spouses. We then share two basketball murders, both with the last name "Wright," but totally separate. One is a murder for hire and the other a murder over money between lifelong friends. We have attempted drugging's,...
Mar 22, 2021•44 min
This week we start off with some technical difficulties that leads to us talking about leaving stuff in the cart when you leave the store. Then we get into some Saint Patrick's Day complaints, I mean really what is it with this holiday, the drinking, the craziness. Come on folks. We share a terrible murder cause by a suicidal divorcee who drove the wrong way on the freeway to kill herself after drinking too much on St. Pattie's Day. We also explore a day in the life of a police department dealin...
Mar 15, 2021•41 min
Hoarding is a major compulsion to collect lots and lots of things. That habit also seems to cross paths with murder enough to be newsworthy quite often. We get into a hoarding murder where a hoarder's wife left him only to be found almost 30 later dead among the trash heap of a home behind a false wall in the basement and talk about a neighbor dispute over a hoarding habit that spilled out all over the lawn and led to a shovel bashing to the skull. We also go on a tangent about how being buried ...
Mar 08, 2021•41 min
Arranged marriages may seem like a thing of the past, but we assure you they are certainly not! We talk about modern day matchmaking and arranged marriages before getting into the family murders involving two couples in Turkey and India who had marriages that were NOT approved by family. One murder ended in the brutal bathtub slaying of the wife and husband while the other ended in the broad daylight assassination of a son-in-law because he was of a lower Caste. The Caste system?! Yes apparently...
Mar 01, 2021•40 min
A common marital problem doesn't even have to be directly between significant others, sometimes it is the in-laws who are at the heart of an issue. This week we talk about common marital problems that arise from in-laws. Merging two families together can be tough, and rarely if ever is everyone happy. This is the case with the murders we share this week where a widow kills her father-in-law and posts it on social media because he drove her husband to suicide. We also share the story of a wife ac...
Feb 22, 2021•43 min
