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Dear Vampire Diaries

A re-watch podcast where two grown-ass adult women sort through their feelings about The Vampire Diaries.
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Singing Season One: Closure

P.P.P.P.S. Let us regale you (and sometimes serenade you) with the songs of Season One. All credit to the artists in this playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60gRO73LU1yl7BWIzA138r?si=78fa5cd3436a44bd (Also we didn't make any money off this episode. Not complaining, just a legal note) Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram or email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com Editing by Brigid Artwork by Nikki...

Aug 12, 202228 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Wording Season One: Closure

P.P.P.S. We utilized our vocabulary from the Word of the Day segment to sum up the season's events! Spoiler alert for the entire series of season one! Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram or email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com Editing by Brigid Artwork by Nikki

Jul 29, 202218 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ranking Season One: Events

P.P.S. We ranked the town events of Mystic Falls from Season 1. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram or email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com Editing by Brigid Artwork by Nikki

Jul 15, 202230 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Staking Season One: Closure

P.S. We tallied up the takes and stakes of season one. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram or email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com Editing by Brigid Artwork by Nikki

Jul 01, 202213 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Old Crones Finish Season One S1E22

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Founders Day! We made it!! Through season one!!! Alive and one year older!!!! Get on your float and let's take a ride. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Suicide-coded scenes 00:20:10 - 00:20:30, 01:08:12 - 0:1:09:33 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255 -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix and the CW fo...

May 13, 20221 hr 33 minSeason 1Ep. 22

You Selfish Bi-- S1E21

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Isobel! The bitch is back. And damn, what a woman. We discuss the good, the bad, and the ugly with this bi-coded villain. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Please be advised that we speak about biphobia, transphobia, and sexual violence for the first 15 minutes of the podcast. Biphobia / Transphobia 00:00:45-00:15:25 Gone With the Wind conversation / slaver...

May 07, 20221 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Pearls Before Swine S1E20

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Blood Brothers! #JohnGilbertmustdie #WeHateJohnGilbert4ever #Mr.Gilbertmayyourotinhell #GoAwayJohnGilbert #MissMeWithThatJohnGilbert #RickIsDrivingUs #SeriouslyDoesAnyoneLikeThatGuy #JessIsWrongJohnGilbertSucks #JusticeForPearl #JusticeForHarper #WeCallHimJackass Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- This episode’s plot revolves around the personal choice of wh...

Apr 29, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Mr. Steal Your Girl S1E19

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Miss Mystic Falls! Rise up Delena fans, it’s your moment!! We talk all about Damon and Elena’s chemistry and the bandwagon Stefan has fallen completely off of. Join us, and our guest host, for one of our absolute favorite episodes. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Themes of alcoholism & disordered eating 00:25:00-00:29:25 Abusive Relationship / Gasligh...

Apr 22, 20221 hr 38 minSeason 1Ep. 19

You Can Call Me Dad S1E18

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Under Control! The town’s favorite son is back and he’s SUCH A JACKASS! Also he’s got a nice hunk of jewelry. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Themes of alcoholism & disordered eating 00:04:30 - 00:06:55, 00:10:50 - 00:11:00, 00:21:00 - 00:23:55, 00:26:50 - 00:27:05, 00:29:00 - 00:30:22, 00:30:45 - 00:30:57, 00:34:45 - 00:35:16, 00:35:55 - 00:36:05, 00...

Apr 15, 20221 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Very Brave and Very Very Dumb S1E17

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Let the Right One In! Join us for a sting operation with TWO Harrison Fords! Elena is about to do something very brave, and very very dumb…. Go go Gryffindor!! Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Torture 00:17:10-00:17:50 Coded LGBT coming out not going well 00:32:40 - 00:33:09 -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix and...

Apr 08, 202259 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Not Awkward At All S1E16

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to There Goes the Neighborhood! We apologize in advance for some audio issues. Maybe Anna, the technologically advanced vampire, can help us troubleshoot, and learn how to use a remote control and stuff. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 00.29.45 - 00.30.05 Triggering language around racial power dynamics -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme son...

Apr 01, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 16

There Goes the Neighborhood...

Dear Podcast Listener, APRIL FOOLS!!!! We have a special bonus episode for you! It’s a little niche book about a teenage girl that falls in love with a vampire. As their love blossoms conflict ensues as a dangerous vampire comes to town…. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Trigger Warnings- Note, a lot of this episode covers problematic relationships and ideas. A general TW for the following throughout: Controlling relationships Gaslighting Anxiety & Depression Grooming Some especially rough par...

Apr 01, 20221 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Going once! Going twice! S1E15

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to A Few Good Men! We’re back! And so is Kelly Donovan?!? This ought to be good…. Say how much are you willing to auction for a date with Damon Salvatore? Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 00:11:40 - 00:15:40 Compulsion date rape/abuse 00:31:00-00:31:40 Home invasion & Murder 00:32:27-00:33:00 Slavery -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme son...

Mar 25, 20221 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Spring Break Y'all

Dear Podcast Listener, We're going on spring break (like season 1 of TVD did many long years ago)! We'll be back March 25th, just in time for Nikki's favorite part of the year. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid Artwork by Nikki Editing by Nikki

Feb 18, 20224 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Somebody Get This Witch Some Sage S1E14

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Fool Me Once! We call in fire, earth, air, and water from the tap as we entrance you with a tale of great loss and Indiana-Jones-like triumph. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 00:08:30 - 00:08:45 mention of date rape -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source. Editing by Nikki Artwork by Nikki...

Feb 11, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Pearls Are A Girl's Best Friend S1E13

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Children of the Damned! It’s family night! Now that we are all gathered together let’s talk about trust and history, both fictional and real. We discuss TVDs continued white washing of the Civil War era and as always what we like and didn’t like about this week’s episode. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Disscussions of slavery and civil war era flashbacks...

Feb 04, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 13

You Can't Just Take A Baby S1E12

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Unpleasantville! We hope you have your ticket to the BEST Mystic Falls event so far - the 50s decade dance. Correction to what we said in this podcast: it is the NINTH event of season 1 so far, not the big 1-0. But it’s the big 1-0 in our hearts. A-WHOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP, A WOP-BenoftheMysticGrill. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 00:47:30 - 00:47:50 hair-pull...

Jan 28, 20221 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 12

I'll Journal About Your Journal S1E11

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Bloodlines! We’re back baby, and with a special guest!! It’s off to Georgia we go where we try to sort out our complicated feelings on Damon being both awesome and the absolute worst. We hope you had a nice holiday and are ready to dive back into teenage vampire drama with us! Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- General discussions about vampire teenage age d...

Jan 21, 20221 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 11

12 DVDays - Holidays 2021

Dear Podcast Listener, Your podcast hosts are together for the holidays and wanted to bring you some Christmas cheer with a Mystic Falls-inspired song. Just imagine us singing it (well, Brigid singing it and Nikki playing the tambourine) on the Mystic Grill's stage. Wishing you and yours Happy Holidays and we'll see you in '22 on the 21st of January! Sincerely, Nikki and Brigid PS (SPOILERS) There might be a teensey weensey spoilery mention at 03:40 for Episode 11 of Season 1, and a spoiler for ...

Dec 26, 20215 minSeason 1Ep. 10

The Vampire Journals S1E10

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to The Turning Point! Winter hiatus is upon us! We’ll be back in late January, when the first season of TVD returned 12 long years ago… In the meantime, send us your word-of-the-day sentences about the TVD characters, insights, and any questions about Nikki’s houseplant, Jeremy, to our email: dearvampdiaries@gmail.com Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid Timestamps: 00:20:00 - 00:21:03, 00:42:15 - 00:42:45 Kidnapping, depictions of violence 00:33:33 - 00:34:03, 00:41:30 -...

Nov 20, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 10

This Episode Is Haunted S1E9

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to History Repeating Happy Halloween!!! Oh wait… we did that already?? Well, this sure feels like the Halloween episode! Join us as we freak over unsupervised seances, spooky ghosts, and cryptic history teachers! Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 54:50-55:40 - Discussion of slavery -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix ...

Nov 13, 20211 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 9

162 Tears S1E8

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to 162 Candles! If you thought we cried a lot last week, this week we will drown you in 162 teardrops that we shed, forming a pool as deep as an ocean, an ocean that contains “Damon’s” “medallion” (yes double quotes) and the treasure of Cortés himself and Nikki’s houseplant, Jeremy. Make sense? No? Sorry. We’re emotionally exhausted. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Wa...

Nov 06, 202159 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Framing Vicki Donovan - S1E7

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Haunted! Happy Halloween!!! Join us as we chat about Vicki Donovan's potential, holier-than-thou Elena Gilbert, and make one or two or five Harry Potter references. Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 39:00-39:10 - Lack of believing allegations 42:30-42:53 - Talk about roofing drinks 44:04-44:34 - Abuser dismissal of abuse 54:15-54:40 - Attack and talk about ...

Oct 30, 20211 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Sexy Rafter Dancing - S1E6

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Lost Girls! Known to us as the episode where there is no big Mystic Falls event! Whaaaaat? Make way for sexy rafter dancing, packages from Rome, and polyamory, oh my! Sincerely, Nikki & Brigid PS Still having some audio issues this week, please don’t worry - it’s not your headphones! -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- 00.04.40 - 00.10.07 cavalier use of traumatic events in history - ...

Oct 24, 20211 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Vampire Investigator Elena Gilbert S1E5

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to You’re Undead to Me! Elena’s got questions and is looking for answers!! Not even a Sexy Suds Car Wash can distract her from her hunch! Our hearts break for Crow Paul Wesley… Oh and we're sad for Zach too, we guess. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki P.s. We had some audio issues in this episode, we apologize for the disruption!! -Follow us- @dearvampdiaries on Twitter and Instagram Email us at dearvampdiaries@gmail.com -Trigger Warnings- Abusive relationship : 12.10-...

Oct 16, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Get Out - S1E4

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Family Ties! Do you have your invite? The Lockwoods are throwing a boring-ass party. Join us as we learn about the who’s who of Mystic Falls! Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Trigger Warnings- Abusive relationship: 15.27-16.15 & 48.15-55.00 We want safety for you. If you need help please consider the resources below and take care. United States: https://www.thehotline.org/ “Internet usage can be monitored and is impossible to erase completely. If you’re concer...

Oct 01, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 4

There's No Football Game In This Episode - S1E3

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to Friday Night Bites! Today Nikki is pouting over the lack of a big game… More importantly today we are working out how TVD makes us both love and hate Damon. We hope you love this episode as much as Elena wants everyone to love stefan. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Trigger Warnings- Abusive relationship: 2.20-3.49 & 17.20-18.00 -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source. Editing by Brigid Artwork ...

Sep 24, 20211 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 3

The Comet Is a Metaphor - S1E2

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to The Night of The Comet! This event carries a looming threat of exposition and thinly veiled metaphors. We are cringing at some poorly written dialogue, but loving our first Elena & Damon scene! Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Trigger Warnings- Sexual Assault/ Abusers : 26.30-28.04 & 46.50-49.25 & 1:09.27-1:10.07 Psychological Torment: 51.45 - 55.07 -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank you to Netflix and the CW for our source...

Sep 18, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Flying Brooke and Crow Paul Wesley S1E1

Dear Podcast Listener, Welcome to the Pilot! We are beginning our adventure and soaking in all the fog, crows, and animal attacks we can get! Join us as we simultaneously swoon over the meet-cutes and question the dining styles of our favorite Salvatore brothers. Sincerely, Brigid & Nikki -Trigger Warnings- Grooming/Power Dynamics / Age: 34.20 - 35.31 & 46.15-52.50 Sexual Assault : 1:08.30 - 1:15.20 Stalking : 39.37 - 41.40 -Credits- Thank you to Patrick Hornig for our theme song! Thank ...

Sep 11, 20211 hr 49 minSeason 1Ep. 1

Introduction Episode Zero

EPISODE 0 Dear Podcast Listener, For nearly a decade, we have lived our normal adult lives, hiding our love for TVD, alone in the world, until now. We are starting a podcast, and this is our intro. Welcome to the intro episode of Dear Vampire Diaries. In the episode we (Brigid & Nikki) introduce ourselves as your co-hosts & discuss why we felt the need to spend countless hours of our lives rewatching a beloved show from our teenage years. If you loved this show when it aired, or are inte...

Sep 10, 202132 min
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