145 No More Mouth Kisses

I love an all-white interior, but sometimes my elite guests spill red wine on our carpets and couches. Can we serve champagne and champagne only from now on? My boss is trying to get us to stop saying um, uh, and like by reprimanding us at a company-wide event we call "The Shaming." Um, is that, like, even possible? And: Is it wrong or is it right to mix two half-pots of old coffee?