135 This Is a Comic Opera, Not a Drama

Our employees must take paid time off for their birthday every year, but because one of them was born on Leap Day she only gets hers every four. Why is she so upset? Everyone else loves this policy! PLUS: My girlfriend inherited a set of tiny forks. I hate eating with them, so I hid them in my van. I know it wasn't ethical—just tell me, who's really the asshole here?