Fan Mail, Draft Excluder

I can be reading from. I can be reading from a man who found out his wife has the has a fantasy about a cable guy, so he does what any good husband would do, calls the cable company for a check up. I can be reading from a couple that want to have the pizza delivery fantasy. They ordered a pizza and ended up with multiple toppings. I can be reading from a man who watched his wife bodysurf away with several frenchmen. Well, I guess you can fill

in the blank here. She was delightfully filled. You just never ever know. And if you have an erotic confessions fantasies are really anything else, feel free to send them to Nikki and Nikky at Dearniki dot com or anonymously to the website at Dearniki dot com under the Confessions tab. Just remember, by submitting a confession question or really anything else, you certify the following are true. You are the sole creator of the submission. You're eighteen years of age or

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favorite podcast. Did you know I have subscriber content available on Speaker Over there where they've picked me up up you can get just the Friday Drops ad free. On Apple you have just by Friday episodes ad free. Plus you are slowly getting trickle of my vault. But if you join Patron you get access to all of my past subscriber episodes ad free, and everything is ad free over there, So Wednesday's episode is AD free as well

as any Friday Drops. So remember an Apple and Speaker the only ad free content you'll get is Friday, whereas if you join Patron you get Wednesday and Friday episodes, ad free and anything else that I'll be adding. If you have any questions and didn't you're driving and didn't have chance to jot all this town, just remember you can always reach out to to me Nikki and ikk Y at dear Nikki dot com. Okay, as again, I'm

recording this early, so here you go. Don't forget. November first, I'll be in the Life Liverpool at the Townhouse Club. I remember, it's not my event. I'm just going, like you, just a patron to enjoy the environment and see how you UK people swing it up. I'm really looking forward to it. It was highly recommended and I'm going with somebody and she recommended it, so I'm looking forward to that. Also, don't forget I will be in London the sixth and

seventh for the UK Fetish and UK Climbor Awards. I'm looking forward to seeing anyone of you there. If you do go find me, say hi. I really like to know and put faces to names and everything, so I really do enjoy that. So I am looking forward to anybody that does stop by and you know says hello. If not, you know, just wave, I'll way back or I'll suit my luck. You'll be waving to the person

behind me and I'll just wave anyway. I'm friendly like that. Okay, So if you're a subscriber, you probably noticed on the last episode my mic. I barely made it through that episode to get it up on time, and it just walked out of me. I sound like I'm in a tan kuna. I mean tune a can. That's the word I'm looking for. So yeah, So hopefully the quickest MIC

I could get here was this one. So hopefully this ends up because I know we have a lot of audiophile people here, so hopefully that didn't make your ears bleed too much on Friday. I apologize for that. So hopefully this one fixes it in time to get the other one in. So if not, if it works, great, I'm gonna working on this one and for a bit anyway. Okay, So I have something that I was thinking about the

other day, you know, deep thought and all that. So say we take our two top fantasies right kind of like the well it is it's the door fantasy. You have two doors in front of you, which do you choose. So the two doors in front of you, you have one is your first one, and it doesn't have to be number one and number two. It just doesn't matter which ones which Which door would you choose? And after you choose that door, remember you can't back out of

that door. That is your decision. The other door disappears, not necessarily saying after you've done that fantasy or whatever, that you can't choose the other one. And later other doors appear. But we're just focusing on two fantasies that have you in the mood right now, you know, because we all have fantasies or that we go ooh that sounds good and ooh that sounds really good too, and we're stuck kind of like ordering, you know, do I want this or that at a restaurant? Right? Which one

would you choose? And here's the thing, I think it would be a different choice each time, because you know, as much as we all like either chocolate or anilla ice cream, we don't want it all the time. Right. So I have a theory, and I could be wrong. You guys will have to let me know. I have a theory that based on moods, clothes, and whatever anything else, those doors would often change, maybe not all the time.

May might be more like this, you know, when you first start out, it might be just your two top fantasies, and then one of them might change from time to time, not because it's lesser, just because you're not in the mood for that particular thing again, like chocolate and vanilla ice cream. So it'll be interesting to see if you're like me, because you know, I got to thinking about that.

I'm like, you know, if we had two doors, or I have two doors in front of me and I have one particular fantasy or this one, which one would I choose at this moment and why? And the only thing I could think of was the mood I was. So it'll be very interesting to see what you guys have to say. You know what time it is, It's time to sit back, relax, let's have a whiskey with a filthy cherry, of course, and explore some erotic fantasies from people just like you and me. Darnicky, I hope

you're having a great day. I've spent the last five hours listening to your podcast. I'm hooked. It isn't the letters and the stories that have me rock hars no aunts you. Your voice captivates me to no point. I can't stand it. Listening to your descriptions of these stories is incredibly hot. When you ask my opinion on how I would handle the same scenario makes me want to lay you back and show you just how much you turned me on. Before long, I found myself stroking my

rock hard cock through my genes. I couldn't handle it any more. I pulled my delivery van to the side of the road and jacked my rod hard and fast until my mind took me to other levels thinking about your writing me, I gushed the loads of come out onto my lap. Holy shit, I couldn't believe how bad I want you. I'd love to hear back from you, and I'd love to tell you some of my confessions and desires. Thank you for what you do, and thank you for being so damned sexy. A fan out West, Well, Hello,

l how are you you? I blushed just saying I remember here I blush. I do. I really do blush when I get fantasies that are written to me directly, like they like in the first person, I blush. My lover says that I'm probably the only forty something woman that can blush like a virgin school girl and still be able to talk dirty. You know, but once it's focused on me, I am. I blush from head to toe and it's very very true. I don't really know how I claim that air of innocence. Still a delivery van.

No one's ever said they wanted to lay me down and play with me in a delivery van. Yeah. So, now, because I'm receiving some packages that I'm taking to London with me or the UK, I'm going to be looking at that van and remembering you. Well, I'm just saying so I would love And Darcy said, yes, you have to send your confessions and desires absolutely, one hundred percent.

I'm not supposed to talk to you about of it, which I wouldn't do it anyway, but Darcy says, yes, better send them or else what I don't know what else means? So you know, I don't want to hear from Darcy. Will you please just send your confessions and desires that would really, really, really really truly do make me happy. Dear Nikki, I hope you're well. I thought I should write somewhat of a cameo post as it's

been some time since I shared anything with you. Night Lately has been a challenge in the relationship that we have. Problems with the kids in business have caused pressures that have pushed us apart a little bit. My beautiful check wife has started to feel the confidence killer that is age, and I generally had lost my mojo. The sex life has been really off the boil for all the above reasons and compounded by the enemy of passion and everything

tingly time we never have any bloody time. Recently, we conspired to organize a couple of weekends no kids, which was the task. The first weekend was almost a total failure, simply because we were just exhausted and needed a complete rest. But on Sunday evening we did have a chance to get reconnected and has some well deserved alcohol and managed to have a proper conversation about getting back on track.

The conversation eventually turned into our now non existent sex life. Yes, I know the stories that have been written to you before, but this really has been a tough year or so. The inevitable questions to each other about what would turn the lights back on in the bedroom department. Obviously, it was more of the same for me. If you remember, she is what we would term hot wife, or at least she used to be. I, being a stag in the relationship, loved seeing her with other men, though we've

had issues of jealousy in both directions. The sight of her with other men has always blown my mind in many different ways. The secure insecurity that it creates is intoxicating. Hearing her her with another man or men is truly mind blowing. After reaffirming what I want to get back to the way it was, it was time to express what would make her get her mojo back too. I never expected her say what she did. Baby, don't be angry. I know I never said this and I always played

it down. I was curious at what it would be. But I just want a big cock or two. I was slightly shocked, as she had never expressed this before. She had always said that size was not the most important thing to her and played it down when we had been with a bigger guy. How big? I finally asked,

really big, she replied. After some initial discussion in my insecurity really becoming a parent, the conversation really did uncover that my demure, classy Betet wife was my worst nightmare, A size queen, and I never suspected it after all these years. This was another inevitability. Age and giving birth had clearly contribute to the extra space within her pussy.

We are not really supposed to mention this. Yes, I'd like it a little tighter, but this is something that you can't really say too much or not at all. I could hardly blame her that she wanted to be more filled. Question is what do we do about it? I knew she wanted me to suggest a solution. It's always me that must make a plan, and even though it frightened the life out of me, I knew i'd love it too, so plan I did. Planning for your wife to take a much larger penis than you have

to offer is not as simple as it seems. The reality is average is average for a reason. The admin side of this was pretty time consuming after initially going through the websites and apps, but it was not as easy as we'd thought. Most of our other experiences had been pretty unplanned. One of the best ones was in Prague, where we went to a swinger's club on the Greedy Girl's Night where my beautiful wife indulged in multiple encounters.

Recalling this and the simplicity, we decided that what she needed, and to be honest, I needed too, would be at a swinger's club. The probability of finding some larger sized gentlemen for her to fuck and for me to watch and join in would hopelly be easier with a little more preparation within a swinger's club environment. We decided to go to a club that we had been to before

and were online members for. On the online feed, we posed a discreet photo of her and said that she would be attended the hut wife's night that they threw regularly. Within the text, we said that she was looking for gentlemen with larger cocks as preference. The spans we got was overwhelming some of the inevitable photos, of course, but there were even wives that offered the services of their husbands.

One wife said that she simply could not handle the size of her husband's penis, so she has to find women that can. Some of the conversations were much more graphic than we'd ever been used to before. But rather than just simply choose who we actually meet, we said, looking forward to seeing you all, just to see what happens. The event happened on one Friday night quite a while back this year. We got to the club fashionably just on time, meaning if you go to the clubs too early,

it can be a little weird watching people enter. If you go too leat the people are either too tired, drunk, high, or simply just sexually spent to engage. We felt that we were just on time. We got there and before having a drink, we had to walk around into the play rooms. All but one was empty, but the bar down below was full. This was a good sign. The bar was packed with quite a few couples ranging through most ages, her being just in her forties and me

just in my fifties. I have Sultan by her look these days, Nikki. We were at the mental to upper age group, though she looks like she's thirty at most, mixed within the room or countless single men, all shapes and sizes, but of course, knowing that she was the type bandwidth, we were looking for a healthy and or fit looking males that are all well kept. Now though I've never had a massive by experiences. Yes, I've handled a cock before, I've given and received a blowjob with

a man some time ago. But to be honest, I liked it. We read it very clear in conversations at any males that were are with a must be comfortable with contact with other males. I can appreciate a clean man that looks after himself when he's fucking my wife, it looks beautiful. Also, I love the look of my own cock when it's been well groomed and shaved. I appreciate this. Looking at your well groomed cock is a turn on. And also I appreciate the look of another

man's well groomed cock. It does turn me on too, which I have come to terms with quickly. As we sat with our first drink, people, couples and single mails approached us, the ones that mostly had contacted us online. We'd gotten a little tipsy in our hotel room and we were keen to talk to people and have conversations. It was all very relaxed and a little electric in the air. I started having in depth conversation with a

young American couple. She was stunning, rather sort of petite, with a leaf of tattoos on her arms and an amazing dragon on her back. He was slightly younger and black, slim averat height and a great afro, very cute couple that turned out to be one of the ones that contacted us, where the wife simply said that his cock was too big for her. We had a great in depth conversation about this. She went through the first few positions that she could handle by his cock. By this

time I was curious. In the meantime, as I glanced to my left, my wife had been flanked on each side of her sofa. She was sitting on with two guys, a young guy and a very handsome looked like university student to me, and a guy that was probably in his forties. I of course passively learned their names later on. Anyway, this is how we sat around for thirty minutes, conversation, flowing, drink,

spot and rounds, very very relaxed. I have to say I was enjoying the company of everyone there, and clearly my wife was too. As I spoke to the couple, I was watching the guys flanking my wife sit closer and closer. Things were getting very intimate body language and the closest seemed very natural, very flirty. She was loving being the center of attention, but the focus at night

was on larger cocks. I had a realignment in my conversation that was happening on that subject, and the wife took my hand and put it in the lap of her partner and said, feel feel. I did. What I felt was a semi hard monster of a cock as he giggled and smiled to me and his wife. It was an incredible size, It felt like with the material of his trousers, like a draft excluder. We used to

use this in the eighties in the UK. But the thing I never expected, her taking my hand and leading it to her husband's crotch got me instantly hard to busting a point. I never thought I would be so turned on by this situation. Whatever happens to night, we found her and my surprisingly my monster cock, and it was a B B C bigger than she'd ever had before, that was for certain. I glanced at my left again and the things were hotting up on the couch. She had her legs now apart, each leg over a leg

of the guy's at either side of her. She was wearing a mini dress, so the hymn was now at her hips, and one of the guys was leaning in close with his fingers playing with her freshly shaven pussy, which I had helped her shave in the shower earlier, lightly as it was just a few soft hairs to remove. It's the balm that she uses after that makes her mound so soft, and he was clearly having a wonderful feel. She had her head on the other guy's shoulder and

they were all whispering things that I couldn't hear. With the house music thudding and a cool one hundred and twenty beats per minute in the background, I could just see the edge of her silk red panties as he rubbed over them and inside them. She was clearly enjoying herself. The couple said it was time to find a room and asked me if he wanted to join them. I expected that we would, but need to find out what is going on with my wife and these other guys.

I leaned in and asked my wife what she would like to do. She said she'd like to play with everyone. Jokingly, she said, not everyone in the bar. I laughed and said maybe we should start with the group first. I spoke to the couple and asked if they would mind the guys joining us. She said, well, that's what we're here for. Her husband stood and disappeared for a couple of minutes and looking at the room to play in.

This left me to stare into the eyes of his wife for a couple more minutes, and during this time I realized just how amazing she was. I actually felt a little heart flutter, which I reserved normally just for my He came back and we all followed him into the room. When we got into the room, it was all very civilized at start, in the slightly quieter atmosphere. Everyone introduced each other properly. My wife and the other lady, her name was Anne, gave each other a little hugging kiss,

which was incredibly exciting to us. Then the four of us staring at them excitedly, they helped each other undress in front of us. They both stood looking at the floor of us. Names for the sake of this will be David, the black husband, and the other guys, Andy the younger one, and Max, the older one. My wife said, are you guys going to undress or just sit there? We, of course, in a calm way, undressed and even folded my clothes and such was relaxed feel of the room.

This is when I caught the view of what the others all had to offer. I was the smallest guy there in comparison to David, much so. Anne's body was astonishingly, stunningly petite, so well looked after exactly my type. The other guys had what I would deem as of very large cocks in normal circumstances, But David dwarfed us all with his monster, which would, like other cocks in the room,

was firmly stood at attention. What followed next was as amazing as it was intense, is it was relaxing and natural. We simply started playing together. It was clear that everyone was comfortable. We made jokes about David's monster, which was like twobepringles. Andy noted, But one thing that I never expected is that I and Anne would play with it

before my wife. We entered into a three way kiss, and then her placing my hand on his amazing cock, which gave me butterflies, and then reached out for mine as Anne knelt down and took turns playing and sucking us both, as David and I gently winked each other. In the meantime, there was a duplicate situation happening with my wife, Andy and Max. Their cocks, for sure were big enough to be considered large or big white cocks b w C. As described. We stayed in two or

threesomes for a while. Anne gave me the most delicious blow job. At one point, both David and Anne were sucking my cock, after which Anne lay on her back. While this, David and I took terms rubbing licking her amazing wet pussy. I entered my fingers inside her, guided by her finger, fucked her deeply until she was so so wet my whole hand easily entered, but I could still feel the tightness of her dragging me in and pushing me out. David took over for a bit expertly

and made her skirt and scream quickly. My wife was also being treated by Andy and Max until she was purring like a kitten, at which point condoms were adorned and Max was the first one to enter her whilst she was on the missionary position. Every now and then she would glance over me and just check I was there, But she was in heaven with Andy now with his cock in her mouth. David noted the commotion and just

went to join them. He kissed her deeply, rather romantically, I might say, and then also positioned his cock at the head so she could take turns sucking them both. The only thought I had for my wife is being thankful that Max and Andy stripped first, as she surely would need sufficient dilation before taking David's most. Max fucked for a while but did not come, probably because of condoms,

and Andy eagerly took his place. While list this was happening, Anne places a condom on my cock and there waiting to receive me like a gorgeous princess she was to me. With her, there was passion, but it felt like we were making love. I had never felt comfortable with looking to another woman's eyes before, but with her, she was special. We passionately made love, totally connected for a while until she was coming again on the condom was tricked by

fast climax. But I have to say she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever been with, a part from my wife, of course, her sounds, her whimpers in my ear, her eyes. I wanted to tell tell her I loved her right then and there. I never thought it would be possible. Arrogantly, I felt she felt the same. I forgot to imagine there was a little MDMA involved, that she had given us a dab of in her bar. I don't think I would dare tell my wife what

I was thinking at that moment. Then, during this time, Max and Andy were taking turns with my very own princess, my wife. She was absolutely sinking into the role of being the center of attention. The mixture of intoxicating substances meant that she had simply laid there giving a mainly taking pleasure. Ann and I separated, and she helped my wife lick and suck David's cock. And then I took my turn inside my wife. And to be honest, my wife was so intensely engrossed just with sex. I'm not

even sure she knew who was inside her. I quite enjoyed that thought. Then, at their time went on, and the sound of my wife's coming had echoed around the room a few notable times, the elephant in the room became bair. David had not fucked anyone yet, and that's what my wife was there for. She looked up Anne and said, while list gesturing at the massive, huge monster cock in her hand, I want this inside me. Andy, at this time was inside my wife and took this

as instruction to stop fucking her. Then followed a quite hilarious couple of minutes as Anne and I looked around the room for more condoms. Each one that was tried on David's cock simply was too tight for him or on the verge of breaking went on. We tried three and it was obviously uncomfortable. Then an unusual pause, my wife and Anne discussed going bareback and agreed to swap phone numbers. I guess this was a safety thing. It was agreed, and Anne and my wife kissed. David kissed Anne,

and I kissed my wife. My wife lay on her back and all her glory, and with the looks of awe on our faces, we watched as David gradually entered her. She was so so wet, she was covered in sweat, and she panted as he started at the point of entry. I sat at her side as he entered her slowly. Now I'm not sure if you can imagine pringled tube's size cock, but this was amazing. I often wonder where all the blood comes from to engorge such massive cocks. But he was hard as a rock and with the

cock that it was straight as an arrow. Down the shaft in circumcides turned up head that bulged and disappeared as it entered my wife. She panted as she took the sighs. Gradually he was partly in her. But the depth was one thing, the girth was another. I wonder what it would be like to be so filled up. Of course, without a pussy. It was impossible for me to understand, and I'm not convinced about anal sex. He started slowly, shallowly at first, pumping away. I could see

her pussy stretched around his cock. She was whimpering and gritting her teeth, and then suddenly relaxed, almost passed out in daze. She went limp and I had to give her face a slight shake and asking her if she was okay. She said, yes, yes, I love it. I'm so happy, Thank you. I need more. David took that as an invitation and started pounding her hard and deeper. He was nearly fully inside her. If I touched her tummy,

I could feel his cock moving inside her. She told me to press on her stomach, which I did gently, and he thrust deeply away and Andy and Max watched on. I could tell the combination was hitting her g spot. She was moaning and chanting how she much loved it, and suddenly she was coming like a crazed animal, eyes rolling into the back of her head, covered and sweat. This triggered him, and his moaning got louder, and he was coming too deep inside her. Must have been actually

placing his cum inside of her womb. She had never had another man's comb so deep inside her, and I'm absolutely sure of this. But as he withdrew, she started to quiver and squirted like I've never seen her skirt before, crazy like a fountain. She was in absolute shock and grabbed me. A couple of mess of beautiful women, completely out of control. I cupt her as she silently screamed, simply no voice to express what she was feeling. He dropped into a heap next to all, and she lay there,

just twitching for what seems like ages. We watched, still in awe in silence, and until the silence was broken by Andy, who said I'll never look at a tube of pringles the same again, at which point we all just burst into laughter, natural laughter. After what I would consider the main event, Andy Max and myself were brought to climax in turn by Anne and my wife, with each of us coming over them. They come swaped, deeply kissed,

and that was worth seeing on its own. Then we went downstairs to the bar after a short shower and drank and chatted through the night. My wife had two more encounters that night where she went to them through the rooms alone within the other guys from the club, and I and Anne had some more time together, which was amazing. Reclaiming sex on Saturday morning in the hotel was the past ever. She was so responsive and tender.

She described to me as we fucked, how full David made her feel, how she truly went into another world for a while. We have since kept in touch with David and Anne, but have not met them again yet, But hopefully this will put an end to the dry patch we've suffered in our relationship. I love my wife more than ever, and as hard as the situations are to make happen, they are worth it every time. Kind regards, Ken, Hello, Ken, how are you? I actually was thinking about you the

other day since I'm coming over there. I was just thinking, Oh, we haven't heard from him in a while, and poof here you are. Oh my gosh, okay, so let me go first off, the draft excluder. It was over here as well, and actually it came back briefly just a couple of years ago. It's the thing that you slide between your doors, ladies and gents, just up for a draft.

So like, I guess, you know, if you want to keep the colder heat in or out of the room so they can go in the front door, just you know, if you have that little small gap you put them there. They kind of look like weighted body pillows, the circular ones. So there's that unless you stop, put pause and wanted to look that up. I myself did, and because we didn't, I think ours was draft, not draft, you know, he said draft scrutor. But I'm as I'm looking most like

there said draft. And there's my bad English in person, just saying also that I will never, like andy think about the cheese and onion pringles that I dearly love. So when I'm over there, well soon next week, at this point, I will lovingly look at the cheese and onion can of cheese and onion pringles that I purchased to break home because I usually bring home a can

or two with me because it's we don't have them here. Yeah, yea, I myself will be thinking of his cock and going, yep, she can have it because ain't no way because I ladies and gents have not had children. So I am tight down. There's like nope, not happening. But I do have to say this ken, being a woman that hasn't been you know, birthed and lost the elasticity or weakened elasticity of the vagina, I can say that it can be a blessing to not to you know, besides the

kids that come out of it. Of course, because this is something I'd like to ask the wed ladies out there that have I know, for me, if I go too long without sex for various reasons or whatever, say, you know, like the winter, it seems like both of you catch a cold or the fluid, you know, back to back, and sometimes you're not having any for a week or two and two weeks. It is my limit because I we have to take it extremely slow because I do become so tight and I'm wondering if that's

an issue as well. So for ladies out there that have had children in it again, that elasticity is not like it is with myself, where thank god, I'm like a river when I'm really turned on, because the it's I don't think i'd be as it would be very uncomfortable, and I'd have the lots of stock and lube, just saying,

so I like this. I will be thinking of this while I'm at the townhouse, you know, November first, that Friday, I will be thinking about that and how that goes, just saying if you were in a predictament, and not all of us are size queens can by the way, but I do get it. I think every woman wants to be filled, and just like every man would love a tight pussy. So I can see the wanting of a larger cock. But I ain't no way. I'm jobvid. No canna bring goles up my boob. I'm not boob

my vagina. I'm tired, guys, So there's just no way, there's none. So God bless, I'm bound down to your wife. You know, seven eight, I would think maybe nine would be my limit, and it would have to be. You know, I definitely couldn't do it after a two week dry spell. We would have to have sex and then go because I would need a little bit of help, and no

relaxation is gonna help me. If you're going through a dry spell with your partner, and I commend you too for sitting down and talking about it, because it is even you. When you're with somebody for so long, it's very hard to have those intimate conversations. It's easier to talk about the bills and everything else for most people than it is the intimacy. It's still I think even if you're married or in a relationship, it's very taboo

to have those conversations. I think we tend to talk to our friends more than we would our spouse or partner or lover or whatever we're calling them, which in essence is sad. Really, if your partner came to you and said I needed a giant dick or whatever that you didn't think they would ever ask for, but did, would you seek it out with them, give them permission and go enjoy it together. Yeah? I would. I absolutely would, knowing that it's something that could jump start things again.

Absolutely if it would take us to a different plane, because I think that listening to those secrets and those desires obviously wouldn't be here if I didn't beliame in it right. That absolutely can make you closer. So what do you guys think? I really want to know. I think this is a perfect place for me to stop for the day. I want to think you again for joining me. I wouldn't be able to do any of this without you, guys. I hope you guys really know

how much I appreciate you. Don't forget you can join Speaker. I have episodes there. There are commercial free there. Friday episode drops. The same thing goes for Apple Patron. You can get Wednesday's episode and Friday's episode and access to anything else I do offer that's coming up. So those are your choices. So I would love to see you over there and be part of the community. And if you're out in the bout and looking for something to do,

don't forget I'll be at the Townhouse Club. Again, it's not my event. I'm going just as a patron, just like you would, and enjoying some sexy minded people just like us on the other side of the pond and actually having a wonderful time. The UK Awards the sixth and the Glamour Wars the seventh. Remember I'm nominated on the sixth, but I'm just going to network and meet some amazing people to connect with. It's in London on the eighth, bigvent I would love to see you there.

And then closing, Hello, lover. What would you do if I came to you and told you I wanted to try something a little spicier, maybe more than what What do you think? Would you let me? I'd really like to know. And until the next time, ladies and gents, have a fucking fabulous week.