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but it's gotten better with age. I could be reading from a couple that went to Mexico on vacation. They definitely took advantage of the many many room services trips, very many and often. I could be reading from the woman down the street, you know, the one she secretly likes to go to the store early in the morning or late at night and flash the single men or maybe when their wife's not looking. You just never ever know.

And if you have any erotic confessions, fantasies, or really anything else, feel free to send them to Nikki at Nikky at deerdiki dot com or anonymously through the website at Dearniki dot com under the confession's tab. Just remember, by submitting a question or really anything else, you certify the following are true. You are the sole creamer of the submission. You're eighteen years of age or older legally able to write smith erotic or pornographic material stories including bestiality, incest,

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wanted us throw this out there by the way. When I'm gone to the UK from the fourteenth to the twenty eighth, there will be no regular shows that week, but there are still subscriber shows going to be out, so don't forget. You could also always subscribe on Spotify, Apple or Patron. The links are in my link tree on I know they're on X I'm pretty sure they are on Insta. If you have any questions, just let me know, or you can even go to my website. I believe it's there as well, so you can catch

me there. So I'm taking two weeks off of regular shows. Don't forget swingeth On and Fetfest is July eighteenth to the twenty first. You can catch me there as well in the Lincolnshire UK. I hope to see everyone there that can come. I can't wait to meet every single one of you. Okay, So did some digging and found this tidbit for this week. So during the Civil War, there was a general called General Joseph or Fighting Joe as they called them, Hooker, And I know you know

where this is gonna go, Hope. You know, yes, it does involve that, but that's not where Hookers came from. So that's another story for a different day. And there's two stories. I'll be blessing you with this. One's kind of comical, Okay. A Union general named Joseph Hooker was a very fascinating character from everything I read during the American Civil War. He had a reputation of as a hard drinker with a fawnness of parting with women and

even around his military encampments. He was reportedly very popular with his men, but didn't crack a whip in terms of discipline or military correctness. Apparently, he was very popular with his men and they were just as frisky as he was. And because he was so popular and partied, bands of women prostitutes started following the brigade and you know, kind of made them happy at all. They were called

the Hooker's Brigade or General Hookies, Hooker's Hooker's Army. They're quoted in the article that I read to saying that they followed his battalion and help his men relax after a hard day on the battlefield. So the term hooker, like I said, came about way before that. So that's not how the word hooker came out. But I find it quite interesting and kind of cheeky funny that he had these bands of women that would help the men relax after a hard day's work on the field. So

I don't know necessarily if this is true. I really only read like an article from a Buzzkill professor Buzzkill and Wikipedia, so I only picked like one or two. I'm not doing this really hard, as you could see. It's just something little tidbits here or there. I'm sure there's some historians of the Civil War that's going to really write in and again, this is for cheeky fun not for historical accuracy. So but I say that story

to tell you this one. So when I was in grade school, I lived in Oklahoma and in the fifth grade we were we were told that we had to pick a city in the state that we had to ask for their history of Right, well, most of the kids in my class were picking in the middle, like clmb City, you know, those kind of things. And Tulsa was another big one, Bartlesville, those type. Well, nobody was picking the Panhandle. And I randomly and yes this is a town picked Hooker. Had no idea what a Hooker was.

But I proudly went home and was telling my dad that I him and I were going to look this up. And I had to help me write this letter and mail it off to Hooker, Oklahoma. And it didn't take me till later on a couple of years of a year or two later to figure out why my dad was a little red faced. So there you go. There's my h story of how I made my dad helped me write a letter to Hooker, Oklahoma to get their history. And yes, I had to do a whole presentation in

my class about Hooker, Oklahoma. I couldn't tell you what it was about to this day. I actually had to look it up, but has nothing to do with the name Hooker or the term hooker. But apparently they do live up to the name. They cheeky make cheeky fun of it. So it's if you want to read about the history of Hooker, Oklahoma, I advise you to go look it up. It's this tiny town down I never went there, though, so go ahead look it up. You know what time it is. It's time to sit back, relax.

Let's have a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore some moronic fantasies from people just like you and me. Dear Nikki, I'm sending you this in hopes you actually take listener emails and read them on your podcast. I love hearing the stories you do read. I wanted to share an experience from several years back. My wife Robin and I have experimented with swinging for a while. Several bad parties and failed foursomes later, we've had eventually

settled on a couple who were friends of ours. After about a year of all of us playing, the wife decided she didn't want to any more, but she was okay with him joining us. The three of us eventually became two of them, with my wife, Robin and Jerry playing together and me relegated to watching, and watching turned only to listening as i'd be blindfolded in the room. Then me listening changed them into doing their own thing, with them playing in our basement while I sat upstairs

alone wondering what was going on. I'm not proud of it, but eventually I found my way to spy on them. I'd wait till they went downstairs, and i'd sneak outside and stand on the ladder, and I hid by a hot tub. I watched through a high window. Nikki, let me tell you the sight of my wife, Robin being ravaged like that is still fuel for my fantasies the years later. He was so good with his tongue and hands.

I'd focused on things I couldn't see when I was with her, like the look in her eyes when he pushed fingers into her, or how her back arched and he licked her clip, and how her skin dimpled as he bit her in her thighs. I'd watch how wet her pussy got when he would lick her ass. He was so masculine with her and not always gentle. He also had to besect me so he could fuck her with no protection and no fear. I watched them fuck in every position. I'd watch as she would suck on

his long cock. He was definitely bigger than me, and I could tell she enjoyed every inch of him. I'd always watch as he came, usually inside her, sometimes on her tits, and a few times in her ass. But my favorite time, I watched them finish, and then she said something to him and they both laughed. I realized I was outside too long and ran back up the stairs inside and sat back on the couch to TV. I barely got back in my place before Jerry came upstairs. Hey,

Robin wants you down here for a minute. I followed him down to my basement. Robin was naked on the couch, looking completely relaxed. She called me over to kiss her. I did, and look at her, her swollen breast, her puffy pussy, and hearing her out of breath. Take your clothes off, she told me, not knowing exactly what to expect, I of course stripped. I felt awkward being naked with Jerry fully clothed, but I didn't think too much about it.

She told me to kneel, and when I did, she swung her legs over my shoulders and pulled my face to her slick, sticky, wet pussy. She pulled my face into her and I began to eat her out. I heard Jerry behind us as he led out a long thug as he watched me clean his come out of her pussy. She moaned, deeply pulled my hair and tightly wrapped her legs around my shoulders. I didn't even care. I was so happy to be part of their play. I tasted that both of them got both of their

comb all over my lips and nose. I was on all fours, like a pathetic to pray fool, eating another man's cum from her pussy, and we were all loving it. She eventually came hard against my face. She trembled and collapsed, leaving my shoulders to hold up her legs. She gazed down at me euphorically and thank me, and told me to thank Jerry and one of my greatest humiliations. I sat there, naked, face covered and come and thanked Jerry for his gift. Jerry was surprised as I was, and speechless.

She ordered me to dress and go back up. They spent another fifteen minutes or so down there alone before coming up. Robin and Jerry would get together several more times, including one amazing overnight at a hotel that I only got a few details about, but I will never forget the one night I got the experience both of them firsthand. Robin and I have since moved to a new state, but I still get text from my buddy Jerry, occasionally

mentioning how fondly he remembers that night. I could only shyly respond with me too, Mitchell, Hello, Mitchell, how are you this? You know, when I get messages or even stories like this, it does take me back to a lot of the cucks I have talked to, and yours blends with the many that I have talked about that where you know, you would be upstairs and it'd be kind of like a said unsaid thing. That takes me back to the one gentleman that would call me, and

it's after the agreement was she would just go. But it also takes me back to another gentleman who you know, he said in his small penis, and he liked the fact that you know, you didn't beg, but he liked to beg please stay home, please, but he wanted to prap her and get her ready and and send her off on a date. And she'd come home and you know,

she was hoping he would. She would be fucked by several ravage by several several men, and I think the one time in the fantasy got up to seven men and then come home, you know, uh, walking of shame and covered you know, in their come and then there was a couple of others just like yours. So it's always fond memories that it takes me back to. There's some men that will be open that they're a cock, and there's some men that don't. And I think it's

a loose term. You either not that you are you aren't because as any sexual term and I hate using term or boxes here we all know that. But it's a big rainbow. Our sexual fantasies tend to blend into another, so they really don't fit in this box or that box.

And I'll never forget. I was part of a chat once and there was this guy that he didn't know let he was like us, just self, you know, sexplorida, right, So he did not like when somebody said, oh you fit here, oh you fit there, and he's like, no, let me let me feel this out. I might like that today and I may not tomorrow. You know, let's let's go for here. What I want to know, Mitchell, now that I have read your letter, have you guys

explored again like that? Have you found another couple or another person you can hook up or be in a agreeable term, whatever you want to call it. That's what I'd like to know, and I hope so, I hope you guys are exploring still somehow? You know, in building that bridge? What would you do? Would you if your partner was exploring and you were relegated to upstairs downstairs and that was your thing? It can play on the nerves. I get that. I don't know if I could do it.

I would like to be in the room at least to watch if that was agreeable. There's something sexy about that, but I get once you get to a certain level of trust of having that removed in not knowing. I don't know if i'd masturbate to it, though, I'd kind of be pasy. But that's me because I've not reached that level yet, not had that yet, So that's very interesting to me. If you have, how do you get

over it? What's the steps you take that? Do you masturbate or are you like him and go sneak a peek or even hide a recording tape in the room and listen to it later. That is I thought I'd like to know about up Dear Nikki. Erotic massages are

a thing. About a year ago I discovered the most of the massages spas around the city in various shopping centers, typically offer an additional service, and nearly a dozen visits, I've received incredible massages from an Asian milf at the end with my cock in her hands or mouth, my com exploding with total relaxation. On one occasion, a girl in her thirties made me come while tickling my prostate with her fingers. More recently, I switched positions with the masseuse.

She was jerking me off while I was playing with her ass and tits, and I offered her a massage, asking her to lie down on the table. I massaged her shoulders, her back, her hands and then her legs over her leggings and started rubbing her pussy and soon felt it getting wet. She started moaning and looking for my dick to jerk off while my fingers gave her a very shaky orgasm. She made me come all over her back legs. I think I stayed her lingags anyway.

Erotic massages have been a lifelong fantasy and it's very exciting to be able to experience it easily. It's not the cheapest thing, but I'm really looking forward to visiting my favorite spot again in a few days. Jake, I have never been to an erotic massage, and if you go back, they apparently do offer them for the women, but I have never partake in in it. I have had massages they tend to put me asleep because I'm so relaxed by the time i get done, but I've

never had one give me the happy ending. And yes I would that it sounds kind of you know, because I mean you do when she Sometimes you get relaxed, you get really really turned on, and there's just something about hands colliding on your body, you know, even if it's you know, someone you don't know, because your mind could go to anyone in anywhere you wanted to go. If you were offered a happy ending service, would you take it. Have you ever asked a mass SEUs to

give you a happy ending? No? I have not. I don't think I've ever been tempted. It's been a quite a while since I've had a massage. I may have to cok it one soon and then report back, maybe while I'm in the UK. Any of any will to give massage? DEARNICKI, I wanted to tell you at length

one of my favorite sexual adventures recent years. I became friends with benefits with one of my female friends during the pandemic pre vaccine during the quarantine era, we decided to form a friends with Benefits COVID bubble so we could have a friend to regularly hang out with but also have no strings attached, safe but condomless friendly sex.

It started because we were very sexually open, close friends who were both extremely horny due to the quarantining, and it felt like a great way out of our sexual frustrations. But then it actually turned into one of the most sex filled times in my whole life, as we fucked a lot, and anything we could do between the two of us we made sure to check off the list.

We were in our thirties in late twenties, her curvy red head with long hair, freckles, glasses, fantastic big tits, and have very sexy thick thighs with a tran ginger bush in between. Me tall and skinny with kind of

a twinkish physique. As the covid era went on and we kept talking about what other kinds of sexual experiences we wanted to have, the topic turned to my bisexuality and how while I had sex with women and with men, the one big thing on my sexual bucket list that I have never gotten a chance to do, which as I've always fantasized about and wanted to watch plenty of porn about it, is to have a proper bisexual MFM threesome.

The topic came up when we were both naked on my couch talking about the sexual wish list experiences as foreplay hands on each other's genitals. She was really into the idea and loved the idea of playing with two guys who would also play with each other. We started talking in graphic detail about what we would want to have happen, all of us going down on each other, double blow jobs, her fucking a guy who was simultaneously getting fucked, her getting cream pie by both of us.

The discussion and her enthusiastic hand job during it got a bit carried away, and I wound up shooting my load all over her and the couch. The next question was who would be in the ideal guy to round out the threesome. I thought I knew just the one. He and I had fooled around a few times in college, although for the most part we were just friends, and a couple times when we fooled around, we fantasized about what it would have been like if he and I

could have a threesome with my girlfriend in college. He was a hot guy, fit build, redhead with a nicely trimmed beard, a very nice cock, and when I showed my Friends with Benefits a photo of him, she agreed he would be a good one to ask. I reached out to him and we chatted a bit about it, which led to some exchanging nudes and some sexting between the three of us. He thought My Friends with Benefits

was very hot. It was definitely interested. He lived about an hour away, so logistically it was easy to set up. The trickiest thing was the COVID element of planning for all of us to quarantine for a couple of weeks so we could get together with confidence that we weren't going to give each other COVID. We set the date for two Saturdays. From then, those two weeks had really built up anticipation, lots of three way sexting, exchanging photos, talk of what we wanted to do to each other.

And when the day came and he was coming over to my place, my friends with benefits decided to break the ice by waiting for him naked. I opened the door to let him in, and as soon as the door was shut, she walked into the room fully nude. He was stunned looking at her body, and I could see his cock starting to twitch in the jim shorts

he had worn it was on. She beckoned him over with a kisser and they immediately started making out deeply and pulled her close, while his other hand immediately found its way to our breast. I approached the two of them and likewise put an arm around her. She was turned and started making out with me also, and then I turned and spayed out with him, putting my arm around him to complete the triangle. Should we get naked and join her? I asked, taking our clothes off as

fast as possible, was the only reply. He and I were both already throbbing hard. Resumed the making out, this time taking We resumed the making out, this time all of our hands exploring each other's gentles, and he and I stroked each other and fingered her, and she stroke both of us. She was dripping wet as we were incredibly hard. She got down on her knees and started taking turns giving each of us blow jobs while he and I alternated between making out and just watching her

incredible skills at work. She angled us closer together, rubbed the heads of our cocks together, and then put us both in her mouth at the same time. The double blow job continued until he said he needed a break. He hadn't had sex with anyone since before the pandemic, and he was very, very sensitive. We took the opportunity to head to the bedroom, where the three of us lay down on the bed and my friends with Benefits and I started to fuck while he lay next to

us and watched. Eventually he was ready to join back in and knelt by her face and offered his cock for her to suck. She turned and began sucking him while I continued to fuck her. He played with her tits, and I leaned towards him, and the two of us made out, and then I looked down at his cock in her mouth and told him that I had to

taste it too. I laid down on top of my friends with medeveds and missionary and got my mouth right above hers and used one hand to guide his cock out of her mouth and into mine, still fucking her all the while. Then she reached her mouth towards mine and started kissing and licking his shaft while his head was in my mouth. I took him out of my mouth and started kissing and licking up and down his length in the same way. She and I both working

a shaft with our mouths at the same time. Our lips found each other around his cock, and we started making out with each other, our mouths locked over his cock and our tongues swirling around it, finding each other. It was incredibly hot. I could tell by her body language that she was getting close to coming, and so was I, and so was he. His cock was getting engorged and throbbing between us, his moans were getting intense.

With a holy fuck. He exploded between my and my friends with ben of its bouths, a big thick load of coumb feeling our mouths and gushing onto our cheek. The hotness of the situation pushed her and ied both over the edge. She came and I came inside her. As our orgasms ended, she and I unlocked our mouths from around him and licked him clean together. He bent down and kissed both of us, looking as come off our lips and her cheek. Do you want to clean

us up too? She asked? Fuck yes. I slid my cock out of her, my cream by spilling out of her pussy. He started by taking me in his mouth and sucking me. Oh fuck, her juices tastes so good on you. And they went down on her, eating my cream bie out of her and licking her until she came on his face. You'd better not be done yet, she said. You haven't fucked me yet. I'm not done, he said, and then he turned to me. I was

hoping I could get fucked too. My cock, already hard again from watching him go down on her, twitched at the thought. We enjoyed an interlude, all three of us alternately going down on each other until he and I were both absolutely ready for round two. We discussed a plan. I would fuck him while she would ride him. He laid down on the edge of the bed and I knelt at the foot of the bed and started going

down on him. With a bottle of Loube from my dresser, I loubed up first one then two fingers and slid them into his ass, getting him ready. Meanwhile, she climbed onto his face and started riding it. I lifted my face from his cock and made out with her as she rode his mouth, and then she put her head down and started sixty nine ing him and pulling my cock towards her for another double blow job. Stopping before it started to feel too good, I asked him if

he was ready. He moaned a muffled yes from between my friends with Benefit's thick thighs. I lowed myself up, and then I pressed the head of my cock into my friend's asshole and slid in. I fucked him slowly and saidually. My friends with Benefits watched me slide in and out for him, her face lying on his thigh while he continued to eat her. Then she swung her leg off his face and moved into position, facing me reverse cowgirl on him. She slid her pussy down on

his round ast cock and started writing him. She and I made out, we both fucked him, and I made my hand way to her clip. It was intensely erotic since this was second round. He and I both lasted longer than what we might have otherwise in such an intense situation. But it was such a heightened bunch of sensations that we knew this wasn't going to be a long session. He kept telling us how good he was feeling, and gave us plenty of warning as he started to

get close. As he was getting close, she and I started making out even more passionately, and I started rubbing her clip faster. Ah fuck, I'm close, he finally yelled out faster, She whispered me, and I rubbed her clip even faster while she wrote him. Then we sat off each other like at Domino's. She came her pussy squeezed his cock with her orgasm. This in turn made him come, filling her up with his planned cream behin number two and then feeling his whole clinch around my cock with

his orgasm. I came deep inside him as well. Once we were thoroughly spent, we separated from each other, him and her both tripping with coum. We fell back on the bed and all made out and stuggled there for a while. Eventually we got up took a shower together in to clean up, which resulted in her giving us one more double blow job in the shower, this time

with both of us finishing her in her mouth. Then we ordered pizza and spent the rest of the night playing Mario Kart, knowing that we absolutely had to do this again sometime. Sexual bucket list item checked off the list in the hottest way. Zach, Hello, Zach, how are you if you had away approve it way, I guaranteed way to knock something off your bucket list? Would you do it? I really hope you would. I think it

comes to anything in life. When you have a guarantee you knock something off your bucket list and it's you know, consensual or even if it's non sexual, you know something you can tain and do absolutely you should, So why not this? Why not take that extra leap, the extra tidbit of crossing that line. You know it's one hundred percent guarantee you don't like it, you never have to do it again. I'd really like to see which one of you and the ones that wouldn't why not? I

really want to know. I think this is a perfect place sit in for today. I want to thank you again for joining me. Don't forget I'm flying out this Sunday to the UK all around and definitely in Lincolnshire. I hope to see you it swing fast if you are coming. If if you are going, please don't buy the ASN booth. I'll be there with Mike. I'll also be hanging around Jay play Hard and Livvy and some

other friends. Cannot wait to meet each and every one of you and meet some new friendships and hopefully some connections and enclosing hell a lover. You know what, this would be the perfect place to knock something off our bucket list. Money you think? I really want to know. And until next time, ladies and gents, have a fabulous fucking week.