A Deep Connection, A Night at the Strip Club, First MFM Experience

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conversation started. It's between myself, Darcy and the brit okay, and then it started with me because I always usually sometime in the middle of the week have something odd as Darcy, just so we I don't know, just to keep things interesting. I am not a dull person by any means a right, try not to be Okay, So on the Internet Worldwide Web, you know that fancy dancy dang.

I saw a question and actually was a meme and it turned into funny I think from I'll have to find it and post it in one of our in our chats on Patreon, I don't know if I can post anywhere else, but it made me giggle. But the thought you'll hear, you'll understand, want to say, huk here. Okay. So the question was in space, is reverse cowgirl and

doggy style the same position? Hmm? I said yes. Well then I presented it to Darcy, and Darcy says, mind you The Brits next to me reading the Britt says no because it depends on what you know, because they're holding on to something. Well, me, in my willy nilly creative mind, was like, well, yeah, it's the same position, but I didn't have them holding on to something. I had them like outside the little captivity thing majig that they fly in and just out in space, fucking I

guess with nothing. And then I thought, you know, I'm like, oh my gosh, we'll spend like a ferris wheel, like that's lost con control if they do that. But in my head, yes, it was the same position. So then it turned into well, we need to find a way to have this tested, and I threw out that I don't think that NASA conducted any threesomes or you know space thing of the Jiggy's tests to see if that position.

I really hope our tax dollars. I don't know. I might be okay with five bucks, you know, paying them five bucks, but that fall into prostitution or something probably, But I wouldn't mind a tiny bit of my taxpayer money paying for insight investigation if they're not holding onto anything. And if Doggie and reverse Cowgirl was in the same position or the same position in space, I wouldn't mind that, like at all, or even like in a controlled environment,

wouldn't mind that at all, even in their spare time. Anyway, that being said, it turned into me since we didn't think NASA would fund something like that, the conversation turned to I said, well, elon can Darcy said fuck that, Britt giggled, and then the and then us. I think I threw out Jeff Bezos, you know, because he did that and like the Brit has pointed out a couple times in the past, even when the women went up,

that it was phallus shape so it could work. And then the brit reminded us that it wasn't really in space, and he went into this big old diatribe scientific thing, and I zoned out, and so I was like, so Jeff Bezos is out, so I guess we're just going to have to rely on maybe we have a listener that has done the doggy style slash versus cowgirl in a environment without gravity, and would you do it? I'd be yes, but i'd you know, I guess i'd have to.

But going back to what Darcy and I was saying, it's no if you hold on to something, and it's yes if you're like me, you want to twirl out to middle of nowhere. Fucking so, do we have any

thoughts on this? And if so, if anybody's been able to get a hold of like you can hold in your hand some and do this theory, or if they have access to try this theory out, would you write back and let us know or even if you have a theory on how or how we could make this work, I mean just hypothetically kind of thing, you know, really want to know, you know, at time it is, it's time to sit back, relax, let's I'm a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, and explore some moronic fantasies

from people just like you and me. Dear Nicky, I've been a long time listener of your podcast, and have always admired your ability to create a safes and judgment free space for people to share their unique experiences. Today, I want to share something deeply personal with you and your audience. I hope that by doing so, I can help others who might be feeling isolated or confused about their own feelings. From a very young age, I've been captivated by dolls. They were more than just toys to me.

They were companions, confidence, and sources of comfort. As I grew older, these things evolved into something much deeper and more profound. I've come to realize that I am objectum, a sexual, and specifically attracted to dolls. I have a dull wife named Lily. She's not just a doll to me. She's a partner in every sense of the word. I've crafted a life with her, complete with shared experiences, memories, and deep emotional connection. Lily is my confidante, my lover,

and my best friend. Our relationship is a real and valid to me as any human relationship. I understand this might be difficult for some people to comprehend. Society doesn't understand or accept objective sexuality, and it can be challenging to find acceptance and understanding. But for me, my relationship with Lily is a source of immense joy and fulfillment. She brings meaning and purpose to my life in a

way that nothing else ever has. Your podcast has been a beacon light for me, Nikki, and it's given me the courage to embrace this part of myself and to share my story with others. I want to thank you for creating a space where people can be open and honest about their experiences without fear of judgment. I hope by sharing my confession and I can help others who might be feeling the same way. We are not alone and our experiences are valid. Thank you for listening and

for being part of my journey with heartfelt gratitude. Randall, Hello, Randal, how are you so I look this up? And to help us all go down this path together? Because I, again, as my saying goes, I have a tiny bit to get us an alibi, but the police aren't gonna believe it, so we'll be in jail from maybe five to ten minutes. So here we go. We're going to look into this objectim sexuality is sometimes referred to as object filia, and

it's the romantic attraction to inanamant objects. There are some famous cases out there of object Felia, a woman fell in love with chandeliers. And I think there's a guy that married the Berlin Wall, which that one kind of confused me because now the Berlin Wall is down. So does he have just a portion of the Berlin Wall because I couldn't find enough on it, or does he

go to sections around the world because that wall. I know there's a piece in Missouri down in I can't think of the name of tound right now, so don't quote me. I've seen it. I've actually been to it,

so that's I don't get that part. There's a man in love with tetris, which wouldn't you be love with a game boy or depending on when he fell in love with it, So again, this is a thing though when I read this, I'm hoping at some level that you are going out amongst the world and have a touch in grounding and friendship with other people, even if

it's like minded people like you. I'm not saying this is out of touch, because again, I am not a doctor with lots of letters at the end of my name, so I'm not even going to try to diagnose or say this is wrong. I just what I really hope is that it's unhealthy to always stay inside, right, So that's a proven fact. I want you to go out and touch grass and reality and all those things. That's when I'm hoping that you still do what you have relations with as long as consenting. And I don't think

object can consent. I'm really struggling, not struggling, just this is a very new Like I said, I don't know much about it. So this is the way I kind of equated it. To my mind. If he's in love with or in love with and having physical relationships with his doll, that's really no different than you know, fucking a dildo or fucking a anything. I mean, think of the dolls that are coming out now, the lifelike ones, and I don't I know. They're not called dolls. They're

called something else. And there's a term for it in the world, in that particular kink world, and I get And that's that's one I'll go straight to jail for because don't know it. If that is your thing and that what makes you happy, as you can see, I don't understand it, but I'm not gonna judge you for it, but I don't see me going to watch you perform with this object. I'm not in love with my vibrator, but I do use it, so that kind of thing. It's kind of like the sleeve for men. So I

don't know what are you guys thinking here. This is something that's kind of as we hopefully you could tell, is way out of my realm. I'm trying to be respectful of the situation. I'm sure this is a very very, very very niche thing. This is nothing. I didn't even have conversation this Onlines and I worked for the Lines, as you guys know, for years, you know, seventeen twenty flush years. This never came up. And I even had a headphone fetish come up. So this is how really

rare it is. And another one I actually can think of is they did it on I thought on something else, but they had on this show on TLC. The guy that cars and trains like mobile things like that. That's object Felia as well. So this is interesting. I would love to know where everybody's head spinning at, because I'll be honest, mine is, and not in a disrespectful way, but it is. What do you guys think I really

want to know, Dear Nikki. This is a follow up to the two wild times with my wife had with a BBC that I sent in previously about our anniversary surprise and the wedding adventure. We've had another adventure more recently that continued with her playing with black men. After the wedding, it seemed that's all she could talk about, how exciting it is to get fucked by big black cowks. We would constantly make sexy comments to each other and

couldn't wait for another adventure. After a lot of talking, we wanted to try something different. The past times had been planned with someone she knew and we had controlled environment, but she was desperate to try having sex with a black stranger. We made plans to have a weekend free

so that we could try and have some fun. We don't have many occasions like this that we have a weekend without kids, so we wanted to make sure we went out she would be able to pick someone up, so we decided that rather than just trying her luck at the bar, we would go get to a strip club together. The night came and we were getting ready and she told me to wait downstairs and she would come down in her outfit. When she walked down the stairs,

I was in shock on how slutty she looked. She had on a pair of high heel floggy boots, a tight and short skirt and loose top with a drooping neckline and no bra. Wow was this going to get attention. We show up to the strip club pretty late, so it was dark and she was nervous walking inside. When we get to the bouncer, they smile and waver inside with no cover fees. I walked over to the bar immediately to get drinks and watch as she walked past all the men to get a table in the corner.

I get back to her. She quickly drinks her drink and I go back to the bar. This time at the bar, a stripper walks up to me and ask if that was my wife. I smile and say yes, and she said she is dressed very sexy and we look like we want to have fun. I hesitate in my reply, but I figured, what the hell, this is what we're here for, and I say she likes fucking BBC and is hoping to have some fun tonight. She kind of laughs and says, oh, I see, then walks

over to my wife. I see them talking as I get my wife a drink, and my wife is giggling. I come back and the stripper gives my wife a kiss on the cheek and walks away. I hand my wife a drink and she goes, oh my god, you told her I wanted to fuck black guy tonight. I responded, well you do. What's the big deal. We continue to enjoy our night, and after some more drinking, the stripper comes back with a friend and they just grab my

wife's hand and walk her away from me. I watch as they take her over and sit a table with three black guys. They all start talking and laughing, and I'm just on the edge and my heart is racing. After a few drinks, she comes over and whispers in my ear they want to take me home. I don't know how to respond and just say all of them. She replies, yes, is that okay? I ask without me. She shakes her head yes and begs me the letter. I agree and see her walk over to them and

they all leave together. The stripper sees them leave and comes over and tells me I'm an amazing husband and deserve a lap dance. So she gives me a very long and sensual lap dance at the strip club for about another hour, just imagining what my wife must be doing. I eventually go home and try to sleep, but I am unable to get my mind reset. I get a tixt around nine am that she had a lot of fun and is exhausted. She tells me to come pick her up in about an hour and gives me the

address and to text her when I get there. I'm so nervous. I get there and text her and she replies almost ready. Do you want me to come clean or dirty? I replies, oh, please, just as dirty as possible. A few minutes later, I see her walking out of the house and toward the car. Her outfit looks even sluttier now knowing she has just been fucked by three BBC's. She stops about ten steps from the car, looks around and doesn't see anyone. Then she slides off her skirt

and pulls her top off. She's standing there now completely naked except for me. Fuck me. Boots and rushes to the car and gets in. I start to say something, but then she turns to look at me, and my jaw drops. I'm speechless. Her face is completely drenched and come. It has to be at least a load from each three men on her face. She laughs and says you wanted me dirty, Now start driving. As in driving, she

un zips my pants and immediately starts sucking me. My cum covered wife has now giving me road head and talking dirty about being used all night by the guys. She tells me about how they fucked her with her massive cocks and used her like a complete whore. She tells me her pussy will be too sort of fuck me for a while. She'll so suck my cock as much as I want for the next week. She then expertly deep throats me and squeezed my balls as I

came in her mouth. She then lifted off my cock, looked at me and smiled and said, I love being your BBC horror wife. Terry. Hi, Terry, very nice to hear from you again. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to go home with them. Uh. I have never been to a strip club. You guys know that I have no desire though, though Terry, you did paint

it differently, and I appreciate that. Going to a strip club with my man hmm, I think I would actually, especially if I could stroke him through his pants, you know, while I strutted around. Absolutely, I'd never thought of it that way. See, it does here help hearing if I get my tongue right. Other people's experience it did make me think of something in a different way. I don't know if I would have done this. I've never had a craving for you know, three black men or three

minutes the same time. It's just never. I don't I don't understand the feeling. But then I equate it to this. I once heard someone say that men who drive a stick shift standard or whatever they call it, wherever you're at, is infinitely more sexier than a person that drives an automatic. And I'm not a car person. I love my jeep. Didn't think of it any different, never thought it until a British man packed me up from the airport, put the sunglasses on and shifted, and I remember, and ladies,

you'll know where I'm coming from here. When you feel that wetness and then it actually leaks at first PLoP of you know where it spread, you open and it leaks, I can honestly say now that, yeah, this is a thing. So I would have to say, probably depending on my environment, if I would say yes. Yeah. So it's something that maybe I just don't understand or get. But I the thought of going home with three even different men and then calling my partner later and saying, Okay, come pick

me up. Do you want me cleaner? Dirty? Not saying it's something I couldn't, but it's something i'm right now. Rationally, It probably mean maybe i'd have it would be a situational thing, maybe i'd have to be in the mode. But I do think it's very sexy and terry. So when did you guys get to reenact the fucking and the first time you fucked her? I'm betting you made her retell the story again? Or am I stretching here? I'd really like to keep writing in this is getting hot,

and not that it's getting hot, it is hot. So yeah, I would love to know your experience. You know, when you went home and you were obviously you didn't go to sleep. I couldn't have gone to sleep because I would have been checking my phone and just see, you know, what's going on? You know, as she's sitting photos, is she you know fill in the blank here, right? I? Yeah, I definitely want to know more about it, So hopefully

you guys keep exploring and keep sticking to her. Just strip clubs, maybe you and your date from like the stripper of the club could have gone and just watched, you know, not just watched, but have your own little scene going on. Just saying, just thought dry let me know I really do. Dear Nikki, my friend and I have always shared a very sexually charged connection. We found each other attractive from the start, yet we've never acted

on those feelings. Despite engaging in some very heavy flirting. Neither of us interested in a romantic relationship. It's purely physical. We're both aware of this, and we've definitely fantasized about each other in private, even if it's never been overtly stated. Often our conversations would turn a sexual turn. I might send him a risque photos and he would usually respond by saying he was going to watch porn, which often

led me to touch myself while thinking about it. One day, he came over and we shared a bit of a smoke. As we were talking, the conversation somehow shifted to sex. We're usually very open about these topics, but this time he caught me off guard by asking what my biggest fantasy was in the heat of the moment, because I knew that if I shared it with him, he'd be turned on too. My biggest fantasy is someone climaxing inside me. I decided to go ahead and tell him. Why not.

It's pretty clear, but I do fantasize about a man coming inside me. Oh wow, yeah, it's a lot. Why do you want it inside you? What do you think you'd like about it? I think I'd love the sensation of being filled with come, probably the feeling of being so full of some one's desire that it overflows, but it also enjoys some one coming on me, maybe my clit or my breasts. His face turned slightly red. O man. He shifted in a seat, and I glanced down his pants,

a noticeable bulge beginning to form. My pussy throbbed. Damn. I figured it was time to be honest about this. I can tell that you like it. I kind of do too. I enjoy that you're enjoying it as well, I blurted out, damn. As ally could say in response, I could see the clear outline of his thick cock pressing against his pants. You can take it out if you want, I heard myself say, imediately, surprised my my own words. What was I thinking? God, I'm sorry that

was too much. Let's just forget it. We watched me. No, it's just I'm surprised, he replied. Then he unbuttoned his pants, unzipped them, and pulled his cock from his braves, and he looked at me. I was captivated. His cock was impressive, thick but not too thick, long, but not too long. It was quite simply a beautiful dick. That's a beautiful dick. That's all I can say. I'm so fucking hard right now, I'm quite wet. Do you mind if I please do? I am buttoned my own jeans and slid my hands

underneath my underwear. Oh my god, so it, I half moaned. Jesus was all he said in response. I could see his cock throbbing. He grabbed the bass and started stroking it. I felt my pussy ache almost begging to be touched more. But this wasn't the time. I started to rub my client, which was more sensitive than I expected from such memole stimulation. He was getting harder somehow, precumb started to leak, and I got more and more aroused. We were both breathing heavily,

intensely focused on each other's actions. He groaned, and I moaned, No, want your cock. You're so sexy, You're gonna make me come now. Hearing those words from him, and hearing them so soon, sent a wave of heat through my Plussee he seemed overwhelmed, like he couldn't hold back. I didn't need anything more. Just the idea of him climaxking was enough. I tilted my head back, gasping as I continued to rub my clip. A sudden jolt of pleasure coursed through me.

Come on my tits, I pleaded urgently. Are you sure? He grunted, already on his knees, moving closer. Yes, please, I'm gonna come too, Come with me, Please, come on my tits. I lifted my shirt, exposing myself. His cock was inches for my lip. He pressed his dick against my breast and that was all it took. I saw him pulse and then release. He groaned to steams of

cum landed on my breast. The side of his cock so close to my face, and the feel of his comb dripping down my breast pushed me over the edge. I mowned his name, gasping as intense waves of pleasure washed over me. My fingers were drenched, I was dizzy, and my moans filled the room. We both caught our breath and looked at each other, surprised by what we had just done. We should do that again, I said, to break the tension, definitely, he replied. I felt a

renewed ache in my pussy wanting him again. But that's enough for now. Danny, Hello, Danny, how are you. I'm gonna have to agree here that my favorite thing is as well is feeling him come inside me. Feeling especially when he's still coming and I pushed back on you know what I'm talking about here, Right when you wish all the way back and you still feel it flexing inside you, so like the base swells and you still feel FuMB sump, it's like ninety nine percent of the time,

pushes me right back over the edge again. So I have to agree with Danny very very sexy. Yeah, and I have to say not all the time, but there are times that when you are watching a mundane show or at work, for me, it works better because some of the office by myself that I can think of a particular memory with him, and it pushes me over the edge again without touching myself, and you'll have like

an internal fluttering. It's if you've never had one, it's hard to explain, but basically, your inside's flutter and your pussy does go through the orgasm movements and it's it's actually really hot. It's really, really, really hot. So yeah, there's nothing like a good cock spasming inside you and the thrill of the thumb thump as they're coming down. Just saying, but I happen to agree with you, Dear Nikki. There was that time a few months ago that I

went out with a couple close lesbian couple friends. We were on getting a lot of attention, being cute in our twenties. They have a lot of fun making guys drool when they start getting it on with each other. We always got free drinks and have a lot of fun teasing and flirting when we go out. We ran into this dude we know at a bar i'd hooked up with a few times casually in the sky in the past, and there was definitely some hot chemistry there.

He was tall, dark hair, blue eyed, and a killer smile. Smooth and muscular to find Torso a nice thick cock. We are both by and have talked about having a threesome with either sas before, but didn't really see each other all that much and had nothing ever happened. We were really happy to see each other and we're both pretty drunk. He bought around after drinks more of my friends and I and we were flirting hard. He's really sexy and very charming guy and was already giving me

the looks and getting touchy feely. He started stroking my thigh under the table, eventually sliding his hands under my skirt and touching my pussy. The teasing was killing me. I was getting really wet, so I grabbed his hand and led him to the bathrooms where we could have some fun. We went in the dude's bathroom and into a stall, where he grabbed me and lifted me up on top of the toilets, pulling my panties off and burying his face in my pussy. He licked and sucked

me as I squirmed and moaned. When I couldn't take it anymore, I pushed him off and climbed onto my knees and pulled his cock out. He was so hard, and I shoved it in my mouth, taking as much as I could down my throat. He came in my mouth and I swallowed some of it, letting the rest of the dribble down my chin and neck. He put himself away and waited until I had cleaned myself up before asking if I wanted to go back out. We went to the bar and looked around for my friends.

I checked my phone saw messages from one of them. Babe, were bailing. Have fun tonight. We sat down at a table and kept drinking. A little while later, he got up to go to the bathroom and this hot ass fuck black dude came over and slided next to me. We'll call him Jake. He gave me a sexy green and lin klusk. How you did, Kitty. I chatted with him until Devon came back and I introduced him and they hit it off quickly. Devin got up by another

round for us, and Jake started touching my thigh. He asked what was the deal between me and Devon and I told him we weren't together or anything, but we were hooking up tonight. He didn't stop touching me even when Devon got back with the drinks, and he seemed kind of turned on and excited by it and started touching my other leg. They were both stroking me through my panties, and Jake asked if we were keen to come back to his place, where he said he had some weed. We got in a taxi and went to

his apartment. He had a massive futon couch. We sat down next to each other. Jake put his arms around me, and Devon was stroking my legs. We did lines of e and smoked a few bowls of weed, and we're all feeling pretty good. Jake pulled my head towards him and started kissing me hard. I get hear Devon breathing heavily, and I pulled away and began kissing him. Both guys hands were all over my body, and I was kind of scared this being my first time with two guys,

but so turned on. At the same time, Jake pulled my shoes off and Devon pulled off my skirt. Both guys had their pants off in two seconds flat. Jake pulled my head down onto his cock while Devon started fingering me. He got behind me and eased his way into my tight pussy and began pounding me, slapping my ass a few times. After a while, they stopped and turned me around, said Jake could fuck me. He fucked me so hard, grabbing my hair and thrusting himself into

me as deep as possible. I sucked Devon's cock. My head was bouncing around from being fucked so hard, but he came hard in my mouth, all on my face, and after Jake pulled me in really close, moaned and he busted inside me hard. We collapsed in the sweaty heat, breathing heavy and smiling. Wasn't long before the touching and stroking started again. By now the e was really kicking

and we're feeling super horny. We fucked so many ways for the next eight hours or so, at times just lying there exhausted, watching cartoons, and then we would start at it again. It was totally amazing having Devon fuck me while Jake and I sixty nine. Those lips felt amazing on my clip. At one point we tried DP but I couldn't take it. They were both way too big for my ass. Jake came across as totally straight, and when Devon put a slight moves on we'd turn

him down pretty blatantly. At one point, Devin and I were lying down and he was fucking me from behind in a spooning position, and Jake knelt over my face, pushing his cock into my mouth. I sucked him off for a while, then stroked his cock, holding it inches away from Devon's face. I looked at Jake, and him and Devin were staring at each other intensely. Devon just went for it and took Jake's cock in his mouth. He was way better at it than me. I could

tell Jake loved it. I couldn't believe how far down Devon was going on this massive black cock. He was deep throating him like a pro. I was so turned on watching them and started playing with my clip. Devon's cock was still inside me, but he was really focused on sucking the stick He came in his throat and he swallowed it all. The look on Jake's face was amazing. Straight after, Jake got a little weird. He seemed uncomfortable with what just happened and pulled a blanket over himself

and pulled me in close. Devin laid on my other side, stroking my tits in my stomach. I fell asleep like this for a while and woke up to Jake pushing his cock inside me. He pushed me on top of Devon and we got in between Devon's legs, bringing my ass up and bucking me hard against him. Devon's cock was hard, and he started rubbing it against my clit. He was holding me in a position for Jake and looking up at his face. The next thing I knew, Jake pulled out of my pussy and pushed Devon's legs up,

positioning his cock against Devon's ass. But Devin wasn't into it, and we rolled over. Jake took me doggy style while I sucked Devon until he came again. We fucked so many times all night and in the morning. I've never seen guys come as many times as these two did. I had some insane fucking orgasms. I was out of town for a while after that. I've been missing it. Lania, Hello, Lania, how are you well. I can't say that I've ever I've never understood the whole let's go to a club

thing and hook up. I just never did it. I know, sometimes I feel I'm a little bit odd because I'm a little jealous. But then as I read something like this, I think, like, she went to the bathroom, you went to the bathroom with him and sucked his dick. Ain't no way I'm getting on my knees on a dirty bathroom floor. And then I was thinking as I was reading that, that's what I was thinking. And then I started going, Wow, she bust up been really into lust haze to be able to get down on a men's

bathroom floor and suck a dick. I just, you know, in my logical mind, not in lust land. I'd been like, yep, now I'm gonna go home and totally sanitize my body with bleach, because I just you know, there's a difference between giving head on your bathroom floor than eight club's bathroom floor. Were many other people's stuff was on the bathroom floor. And I'm talking like anything here, ladies and gents. So just think how hard and lust land this chick was and this guy was. I mean, at least he

propped her up on the back of the toilet. Here I am picturing like the back of like you know, had the flat surface and stuff like that. That's kind of what I was thinking. I could be completely wrong here,

so have we ever? I want to know how many of us out there really have had some kind of sex in a club, because it ain't me And as you can see in logically and right now, it's a total no for me because ick it's and I hate that phrase, the ick factor, but it's just I would really have to be super super horny and drunk to even consider it. And even I think, I don't know.

I'm wondering if that would be my cold water to the face situation, because I'd be like, okay, so you need to run next door to Target, get a like an old, just cheap towel, and then come back or raid the janitor's closet just for a cheap, clean dow and then we can talk about it. But it better be really big so I can put my knees on it, and then I can when I'm trying to get up,

I can get my hands on it. So say, logic Land, not in lest land here, but it is very sexy, and if it's your thing, please explain, because I'm, like I said, not in less land here, even though it's sexy. I think this is a perfect place to end for today. I want to thank you again for joining me. It's been kind of interesting. You know, we've dove into some stuff this week. I did not expect some of these that that is for darn sure. I can't wait to get my private messages and emails on these and see

where everybody's head's at and everything. Yeah, that's that's where I'm at on this one. A couple of weeks and I'm back into the very hell blazing hot as shit colonies. But you know, freedom and all that, and then I won't have to use VPN to actually post and get into my stuff. Yeah, I'm not gonna talk about that here. If you know what I'm talking about, go check out

X go check out and stuff. Go to a UK podcast and find out kind of what I'm talking about, because we're going to protect our bubble here ending closing, Hello lover, why don't we go upstairs? You know it's kind of rainy and chilly here. It's been all damn bad. As I usually say, I'll bring the gatorade and beep jerky, you know, protein energy. What do you think I really want to know? And until next time, ladies and jets, have a fucking fabulous a week