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Dear Internet

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The show where we answer questions that you would only dare ask the internet

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Episodes

Dear Internet Episode 40: Clown Essence

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we are talking about your essence and really owning your name. We also talk about cool tattoos you can get for your sisters wedding, and hiding your secret clown past from your serious partner. This ones good…sure I say that a lot, but they keep getting better. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreo...

Sep 09, 20201 hr 8 min

Dear Internet Episode 39: Toilet Chicken

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we discuss the proper way to make a chicken dinner. Then we discuss walugi based sibiling warfare. And finally we discuss how to subtly name your child after your favorite fandom so they never get made fun of at school. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The c...

Aug 27, 202033 min

Dear Internet Episode 38: Coffin Wives

Dear Internet, It's bois night on Dear Internet! And y'all know what that means! Boys get in free! (Note: everyone gets in for free at all times on Dear Internet) The boys are bringing the questions this week for a special digital Geekly Con episode. That's not all, this week we have special guest Nika Howard on the show. We discuss decorating your room to look like a 90's taco bell, spending a reasonable amount of money on a wedding dress, and buying a coffin for your wife. Stay gold, XOXO We a...

Aug 12, 20201 hr 6 min

Dear Internet Episode 37: The Stink Pile Sleep System

Dear Internet, This week we are talking about freshly cracked pepper on everything, monitoring your coworkers, and sleeping in a big stink pile of clothing. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotif...

Jul 29, 202059 min

Dear Internet Episode 36: Dump Truck Ass

Dear Internet, This week we are talking about Power of attorney, how to get the perfect dump truck ass, and tricking your dumb family into giving you money. It's the perfect episode. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanni...

Jul 15, 202053 min

Dear Internet Episode 35: The adventures of worm girl and lava boy

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we go down a worm hole. We talk about dealing with your girlfriends worm love, lady cats and their girlfriends, and of course how to convince your parents that your boyfriend owns a theme park. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jen...

Jul 01, 202048 min

Dear Internet Episode 34 – Daddy’s Owl Corner

Dear Internet, This weeks show is another goodun. We talk all about how to be polite with your JoJo obsession, texting your shit talking to the wrong person, and why a dad creating a complex RPG and lore around their new owl obsession is rad as hell. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHo...

Jun 17, 20201 hr 2 min

Dear Internet Episode 33 – Bean Bandit

Dear Internet, Apologies for the late episode. We thought it would be wrong to release this episode (which was recorded almost a month ago) without addressing the Black Live Matter protests currently taking place in our country. We hope you'll join us in donating to causes that are helping support the right to protest and to end oppression of our black and minority communities. On this weeks show we discuss kissing the homies goodnight, when horses are better than babies, and the ultimate sin, s...

Jun 04, 202056 min

Dear Internet Episode 32 – Waffle House Atlas

Dear Internet, I never say this, but this is a good one you all. We finally answer one of the most talked about questions on our twitter. That's right we are talking all about the guy who fights the cook at waffle house. Also, as a bonus we script the entire Hollywood movie based on this story. Also in this episode, we talk about selling breast milk to body builders and embarrassing audio books. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review...

May 20, 20201 hr

Dear Internet Episode 31 – The Shrek Betrayal

Dear Internet, Quarantine time continues with another installment of Dear Internet. On this weeks show, we go all in on love sounds, the current obsession with Shrek, and cutting your SO off from half of their property with mystery. Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow ...

May 06, 202055 min

Dear Internet Episode 30 – Yawn Catchers

Dear Internet, This is a fun episode with one of the weirdest stories we've done to date. We talk about fun office signatures, stealing yawns, and sister wrastlin. (It's not what you think) Stay gold, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Ti...

Apr 22, 202053 min

Dear Internet / Greetings, Adventurers! Cross Over Bonus Episode Extravaganza

Dear Internet, We have a very special event for you. A cross over with Greetings Adventurers! We are joined by the usual Dear Internet crew plus Mike Bachmann! This is an extremely fun dnd flavored dear internet. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , J...

Apr 20, 20201 hr 22 min

Dear Internet Episode 29 – The Tarantula Ultimatum

Dear Internet, This weeks episode was recorded in the corona time. This is the first time we've gotten to chat since all this went down so give us some slack as we get this out of our system. This week we talk about psychic vampires, eating a lot cheese, and when to issue the Tarantula Ultimatum. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supp...

Apr 08, 202054 min

Dear Internet Episode 28 – Eating your wife’s Rone

Dear Internet, This weeks episode was recorded well before the world broke. So, this is a bit of time capsule from the before time. On this weeks show, we talk all about relationship issues. What do you do when you accidentally ate all of your wife's special ‘rone, how many scrunchies is too many, and what do you do when your significant other just won't shut up? Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast...

Mar 25, 202048 min

Dear Internet Episode 27 – Buttered Business Buttholes

Dear Internet, This weeks show we talk about terrible cook boy friends, how to get your butthole on facebook, and making a terrible job more bearable. On this weeks show, I mentioned a very good clip from impractical jokers. If you aren't familiar with the show, its kind of a reverse prank/public improv show that most people write off. In this clip, while doing their thing, a customer complains to the owner and they kind of run with it. Check it out below. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are...

Mar 12, 202052 min

Patreon Bonus Question 4: Meat Daddy Preview

Dear Internet, This is another preview of a patreon exclusive question. On this week's bonus question, we help someone deal with the fallout of her dad's illegal meat obsession. Things don't go well, and you really don't want to miss this, so subscribe today! Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Inte...

Mar 04, 20202 min

Dear Internet Episode 26 – Foodie Fraud

Dear Internet, This week's show we dive into the world of meat crimes and foodie fraud. How do you deal with a spouse running away with your dogs? Who put all this meat in here? And why are these brownies so good. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , ...

Feb 26, 202051 min

Dear Internet Episode 25 – True Love is Garbage, man

Dear Internet, This weeks very Valentines day centric episode is all about love. (It's not) It's about the most forbidden love, the love of ones garbage man. Also we talk about the love of pranks, and how to lose the love of your wife because you're obsessed with a bad joke. Thank you for reading this, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon t...

Feb 12, 202044 min

Dear Internet Episode 24 – That Frasier Disease

Dear Internet, Those two weeks between episodes just seem to fly by don't they? This weeks show we have stories about asshole neighbors with trees, being the perfect woman online, and stealing gift baskets. Thanks for everything, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Che...

Jan 29, 202048 min

Dear Internet Episode 23 – Mandatory Lip Sync Podcast Battle

Dear Internet, Hello friends, this week we are having a Podcast Lip Sync battle. Please respond with a video of you lip syncing your favorite podcast, Dear Internet. On this week's show we talk about team building exercises for work colleagues, throwing shade and sticks at your neighbor, and catfishing for fun. In this episode we talk about whispering to your co workers, buggered lads, and getting a tattoo of your ex. Thanks for everything, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if...

Jan 15, 202048 min

Dear Internet Episode 22 – 2020 Gon` Funk You Up

Dear Internet, New year, new episode. What a treat. We recorded this episode today, just for you! This episode is a lot of fun even if half of us are on cold medicine and or hungover. In this episode we talk about whispering to your co workers, buggered lads, and getting a tattoo of your ex. Thanks for everything, XOXO We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us ...

Jan 01, 202044 min

Dear Internet Episode 21 – The “Christmas” 2019 Special

Dear Internet, We have a very special “Christmas” themed episode for you. We talk about all the holiday stories. We talk about hot dogs, secret santa, and dancing with your co workers. You know, standard Christmas things. This one's wild folks, happy holidays! We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- N...

Dec 18, 201945 min

Dear Internet Episode 20 – Sharing coconut with your neighbors

Dear Internet, On this week's show, the whole crew is back together to talk about some wild shit. We talk about having too many Almond Joys, passive aggressive pet raising, and creepy neighbors. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! ...

Dec 04, 201952 min

Dear Internet Episode 19 – Jennifer, Tim and Nick get in trouble without Michael

Dear Internet, On this weeks show, filth dad Michael is away and Jennifer, Tim and Nick get into trouble talking about coffee shop performances, dealing crumbs to birds, and photoshopping your significant other. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Dear Internet . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , ...

Nov 20, 201950 min

Dear Internet Episode 18 – Egg Boat

Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about lying to your spouse about egg skills, being lucky on the job search, and living on boats. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotify , RSS – follow us on Twitter ...

Nov 06, 201950 min

Dear Internet Episode 17 – Filth Mummy

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about demonic paintings, boyfriend compatibility, and ghosts feeling your buttocks. It's a spooky one so get on this haunted hay ride with us as we tell you some stories from the internet. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek...

Oct 23, 201950 min

Dear Internet Episode 16 – Toilet Troubles

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we discuss shitty gummy bears, lighting toilet paper on fire, and needing to find your muse. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotify , RSS – follow us on Twitter ! Hosted on A...

Oct 09, 201951 min

Dear Internet Episode 15 – That’s Quite an Oni

Dear Internet, On this week's show we talk about, fist bumping your work buds, being a cool dad, and life decisions. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotify , RSS – follow us on Twitter ! Hosted on Acast. See ...

Sep 26, 201938 min

Dear Internet Episode 14 – Johnny Apple-Bean

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about running for your health, buying too many beans, and making friends with Ernest. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotify , RSS – follow us on Twitter ! Hosted on ...

Sep 11, 201946 min

Dear Internet Episode 13 – HauntedHotel.ghosts

Dear Internet, On this weeks show we talk about haunted business expenses, loud sexin neighbors, and buying spite crickets. Please enjoy these shenanigans. We are a new show, and would greatly appreciate if you could leave us a 5-star review on your podcast app of choice! If you want more Dear Internet, please consider supporting us on patreon through Cast of Thrones . Sincerely, The coHosts- Nick Bristow , Jennifer Cheek , Michael DiMauro , and Tim Lanning! Apple Podcast , Spotify , RSS – follo...

Aug 28, 201945 min
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