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Dear Internet

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The show where we answer questions that you would only dare ask the internet

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Episodes

Dear Internet Episode 218: The Concept of an Elephant

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about ruining the tone of a horror film, highly intelligent sasquatches, and what to do when your husband gets seduced into a throuple at the motorcycle track! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 20251 hr 19 min

Dear Internet Episode 217: Giddy plants

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about raw meat energy, the inner child of suave, older men, and a marriage ruined by plants and landscape! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 07, 20251 hr 16 min

Dear Internet Episode 216: Put the bad boys away

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a $900 ferret, sharing an experience with other people on Reddit, and the neighborhood onion thief! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 20251 hr 17 min

Dear Internet Episode 215: Angry Cowboys

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about drinking and painting a fence with your bros, cowboy and horse beef, and giving nails to children! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 03, 20251 hr 17 min

Dear Internet Episode 214: Six Pack

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about ratting out your friend at the Minecraft movie, being able to share ANYTHING with your partner, and the 1% of the canine world! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 20251 hr 16 min

Dear Internet Episode 213: Last Name Butt

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about dealing with a Scoundrel and Thief, fighting over dinosaurs, and a name that builds character! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 05, 20251 hr 10 min

Dear Internet Episode 212: Belly Slappin

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about making the seals jealous, meeting a vampire in Springfield, MA, and a surprise singing chef! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 22, 20251 hr 3 min

Dear Internet Episode 211: Cottage Cheese Time

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about cooking illegal meat, how STUPID dancing is, and whether Mr. Beast…..is the Antichrist! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 08, 20251 hr 4 min

Dear Internet Episode 210: Michael DiMauro the band

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about hundreds of packages of fake money, farting etiquette, and a disrespectful worship band name! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 21, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 210

Dear Internet Episode 209: Finding Foxes

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a little piggy boyfriend, getting rid of a succubus, and a hidden fox! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 08, 20251 hr 10 min

Dear Internet Episode 208: Wizard the Lizard

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about cat mommies, kitty girls, and treating your cat like a brother! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 20251 hr 21 min

Dear Internet Episode 207: Buried in trees

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about stepmom’s Christmas tree graveyard, the tragic state of Simpsons subreddits, and a romantic Christmas gift! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 11, 20251 hr 21 min

Dear Internet Episode 206: The Big Elf

Dear Internet, This week, sharing toothbrushes, a ghost killing someone directly, and a Christmas-movie-ass family scenario! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 20241 hr 4 min

Dear Internet Episode 205: Baking Soda Pie

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about bringing a pie to Thanksgiving, the protective power of cats, and Christmas conflict with your mother in law! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 07, 20241 hr 16 min

Dear Internet Episode 204: Tingle Sensation

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a girlfriend’s new eyebrows, being married to your best friend, and tingling in threatful situations! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 24, 20241 hr 20 min

Dear Internet Episode 203: Pasta Balloons

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about berries that make your mouth feel weird, bad dreams about your dead aunt, and pasta innovations!! Edit: Sorry this is late, we had some issues with syncing Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 16, 20241 hr 5 min

Dear Internet Episode 202: Lost pet

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a plague of brown recluses, how good it is to be a ghost, and getting naked on your birthday! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 20241 hr 6 min

Dear Internet Episode 201: Soft Mammals

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 202456 minEp. 201

Dear Internet Episode 200: Full of slugs

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 28, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 200

Dear Internet Episode 199: Shark Moat

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 14, 20241 hr 24 min

Dear Internet Episode 198: Horse Hygiene

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 31, 20241 hr 2 min

Dear Internet Episode 197: Consider aliens

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 17, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 197

Dear Internet Episode 196: I searched clam

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 03, 20241 hr 5 min

Dear Internet Episode 195: Drinking Cream Egg

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 20, 20241 hr 11 min

Dear Internet Episode 194: Accidental Body Builders

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 06, 20241 hr 5 min

Dear Internet Episode 193: A sad puppet

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts. Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 193

Dear Internet Episode 192: Suckin on sauce

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about licking the sauce, trying to get possessed, cool (?) motorcycle guys! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 08, 202459 minEp. 192

Dear Internet Episode 191: The Smokin Section

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about preventing a princess moment, the eyes of 100 emo men, and spontaneous combustion! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 20241 hr 3 min

Dear Internet Episode 190: Walkin Tux

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about carrying treats in your pocket, going on a walk in your neighborhood, and a stupid hotdog! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 20241 hr 8 min

Dear Internet Episode 189: Sorry I burped in your face

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about a first kiss faux pas, a beetle who’s COMPLETELY out of line, and getting smacked in bed! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 20241 hr 19 min
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