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Dear Hank & John

Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).

Episodes

173: My Ghost Date, Timothy

What should I do at prom by myself? Can ghosts ride in cars? How do you end a voicemail? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Jan 21, 201953 minEp. 173

172: Get in Touch with Your Glitter Side

How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Jan 14, 201943 minEp. 172

171: Our Pasta-Making Robot Overlords

What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Jan 07, 201945 minEp. 171

170: You Can Trust Us, We're Aliens

How do I teach a class I know almost nothing about? What if humans had tails? Why can’t you walk through a drive-through? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! t...

Dec 31, 201842 minEp. 170

169: A Perpetual Christmas Civilization That Orbits the Sun

Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/...

Dec 24, 201844 minEp. 169

168: All of Them, Including LinkedIn

Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhank...

Dec 17, 201846 minEp. 168

167: A Song Called Shhh

What should I do about the accordion player outside? Should I take a trip to a strange city by myself? How do I get in the secular Christmas spirit? And more! There are still perks available on the Project for Awesome Indiegogo! Get yours at projectforawesome.com/donate . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive...

Dec 10, 201848 minEp. 167

166: Do Not Enter the Secret Room

Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams a...

Dec 03, 201843 minEp. 166

165: We're Gonna Make It

What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]...

Nov 26, 201851 minEp. 165

164: The Kurt Vonnegut Special

How much money should I ask for? How do I talk to my crush? Will climate change make mountains shorter? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at pat...

Nov 19, 201846 minEp. 164

163: A Man's Man's Guide to Potassium

How do I convince my boyfriend not to grow a mullet? What do I do with this small, hot towel? Should I destroy my sad friend in Words with Friends? John and Hank have answers to this and more! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network, SciShow Tangents and The Anthropocene Reviewed . Email us: [email protected] Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]....

Nov 12, 201840 minEp. 163

Hello from Hank and John!

Hosts Hank and John Green (authors and YouTubers ) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club). If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Nov 08, 20183 min

162: The Fault in Our Mars

What tricks can babies do? Should I become a space lawyer? Did I let a guy steal my car? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Nov 05, 201853 minEp. 162

161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank

At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Oct 29, 201851 minEp. 161

160: You Are Not My Bus

Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Oct 22, 201847 minEp. 160

159: The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork

How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn We're now on Twitter! Follow us at twitter.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Oct 15, 201847 minEp. 159

158: President Alligator

Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Oct 08, 201843 minEp. 158

157: It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Find Rosianna: YouTube Make Out With Him Twitter If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Oct 01, 201849 minEp. 157

155: Drunk Fruit Squirrels

Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Sep 17, 201840 minEp. 155

154: You're Doing Great (w/ Tessa Violet!)

What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am? And more! Check out Tessa on YouTube and wherever you get your music! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Sep 10, 201844 minEp. 154

153: Perfectly Normal Art Projects (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

Can I use being an artist as an excuse for being weird? How do museum benches work? What is the best advice a parent can give their child? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to audible.com/dearhank or audible.com/dearjohn , or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today. If you're in need of dubious advice, email ...

Sep 03, 201834 minEp. 153

152: Thank You, Hot Fries!!

Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Aug 27, 201852 minEp. 152

151: Dapper Dudes

How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn The PodCon 2 campaign ends soon! Support it here ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Aug 20, 201846 minEp. 151

150: Spicy Limes

What should I do with this tooth? How do I keep a secret? How do I get out of the shadow of my parents’ triumphs? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn PodCon 2 is happening! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Aug 14, 201857 minEp. 150

148: Hiding Nuts

Why is there no $25 bill? What happens to a person’s consciousness when they're teleported? What does space smell like? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn PodCon 2 is happening! Check out the Indiegogo campaign here . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn...

Jul 23, 201853 minEp. 148

147: Celebrities on a Plane

Should I tell my boyfriend he has a fandom? What do you do in a non-reciprocal high five situation? Why are football scarves so short? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to Brilliant for sponsoring this episode! Head to brilliant.org/dearhank or brilliant.org/dearjohn and sign up for free. The first 200 people who go to those links will get 20% off their annual Premium subscription. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. ...

Jul 16, 201856 minEp. 147

146: Skate with Snakes

How did people tell time before clocks? Should I go to a thing just to avoid FOMO? How do I deal with popsicle haters? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thank you to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Audible is offering listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to audible.com/dearhank or audible.com/dearjohn , or text “dearhank" or "dearjohn” to 500-500 to get started today. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gm...

Jul 02, 201849 minEp. 146

145: Wait to Panic

What should I do with the ends of bread? How do you know when you get to the end of the galaxy? How did they livestream the lunar landing? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode! For $30 off your first week of HelloFresh, go to hellofresh.com/dearhank or hellofresh.com/dearjohn and enter code dearhank or dearjohn. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for monthly livestreams ...

Jun 18, 201850 minEp. 145

144: Great, Robust Berries (w/ Jenny Lawson!)

What is your innocuous life curse? What should I read when I've outgrown YA? How do I survive without my coping mechanism? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to Brilliant for sponsoring this episode! Head to brilliant.org/dearhank or brilliant.org/dearjohn and sign up for free. The first 200 people who go to those links will get 20% off their annual Premium subscription. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [email protected]. Join us for ...

Jun 11, 201851 minEp. 144
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