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Dead Men Roll No Crits

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On the Dead Men Roll No Crits Podcast, five friends band together to play through the beloved "Skull and Shackles" Adventure Path, converted for Pathfinder 2E / Second Edition. DMRNC is funded by our wonderful Cosmic Crit Patreon subscribers and is on a public release delay. To catch up on the crew's pirate adventures and participate in the show, consider joining the Cosmic Crit Patreon.
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Episodes

Ep. 150 | A Struttin’ Poor Player Character

This week on the Shakespearean inspired Dead Men Roll No Crits, our dramatis personae are arrayed at a crossroads, as something wicked their way has come. With the Assassin construct defeated they go looking for answers and a performance at the Theater of Corruption. Will they be able to stop the raucus play or will this be the heroes final curtain call? Find out all that and more on this week's DMRNC

Feb 01, 20241 hr

Ep. 149 | Thank You Very Little, Mr. Roboto

Casius in the guise of Giles Hamlis and his crew explore some of Hell Harbor, seeking information about the mysterious Theater of Corruption, but quickly realize that they are being watched...and followed! Will they be able to lose their tail or is something more nefarious afoot? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jan 25, 20241 hr 10 min

Ep. 148 | The Devil’s Lettuce

This week on Dead Men Roll No Crits, Captain Casius leads some of his junior crew back to the isle of Hell Harbor to try and help gain an ally in Arronax Endymion, by clearing the former Chelish Officer's name. But when a local city guard catches wind of them snooping around the docks will their plan to infiltrate the defaming Theatrical fail before it even begins? Find out on this weeks DMRNC!

Jan 18, 20241 hr 13 min

Ep. 147 | The Pale Blue Eyes

The crew of the Tide Breaker under the secret identities of pit fighters have one their battles on Green Blood on a Black Rock, and earned their audience with the unofficial pirate lord in charge of the gladiatorial arena. Captain Blue Eyes has invited Stella Fane to his private vessel, but are they about to be wined and dined as honored guests or are they on the menu themselves? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jan 11, 20241 hr 14 min

Ep. 146 | Black Rocky Balboa

The one on one grudge matches continue this week as its time for Qandoso and Hanto to step into the ring. Will the even match ups be fair fights or will they devolve into blood sports beyond belief? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jan 04, 20241 hr 3 min

Ep. 145 | Raging Pitbull

The infiltrators of Green Blood on a Black Rock are invited to 1 on 1 fights to the death on the gladiatorial field. Will they accept the knowledge of an old enemy and now potential ally? Will they fight fair and true an live to see another day? Find out who takes on who on this weeks DMRNC!

Dec 28, 20231 hr 9 min

Ep. 144 | Look Who’s Fuego Taki-ing

The arena fight against the huge monster "Mr. Croaks" is here and the officers and Kovik are ready to battle! A giant froghemoth stands in the party's way, and the only thing that can stop them...is all getting swallowed whole! Find out if they survive on this week's DMRNC!

Dec 21, 20231 hr 17 min

Ep. 143 | There Will Be Green Blood

Hanto leads a crew along with the pirate Captain Stella Fane to the isle of Green Blood on a Black Rock, the infamous gladiatorial arena where he lost Tepeu to the fights. Holding back returning emotions the crew sets about infiltrating as new fighters...but will their covers be blown before they even make it to the first bout? Find out all that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Dec 14, 202351 min

Ep. 142 | Skull-Man: Across the Shackle-Verse

The crew of the Tide Breaker take on the monumental task of building a fleet of ships to defend themselves and they're newly developed Island colony. Will new opportunities walk through the front door or will they need to empty their coffers to pay for a mercenary fleet? Find out on this week's episode of DMRNC!

Dec 07, 202358 min

Ep. 141 | Council Seat, Pray, Love

Book 5 of Skull and Shackles kicks off in grand style as crew of the Tidebreaker are awarded their seats on the pirate council of Kerdak Bonfist, the Hurricane King himself. But will they find court intrigue and mysteries at the first meeting or heaps of boring clerical parliamentary procedure? Find out on this week's DMRNC!

Nov 30, 20231 hr 10 min

Ep. 140 | In the Council Seat of the Night

The end of book 4 sees a reckoning as the Pirate Council members assigned to rate the Tide Breakers partying skills finally turn in their voting cards. Was the entertainment provided enough to off balance the fires and poisoning? Well find out all that and the fate of Captain Casius's seat at the table on this week's final grading of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Nov 23, 20231 hr 3 min

Ep. 139 | Eel Team Six

This week the party finds out who indeed is behind Sefina's traitorous turn, and the rest of the party's duplicitous problems behind the scenes. Can the Tide Breaker crew survive a slippery foe who deals in bombs and acid? Find out on this week's DMRNC!

Nov 16, 20231 hr 12 min

Ep. 138 | Midnight in the Grotto of Food and Evil

The full belly and drinks are causing chaos at the dinner table and all finger seem to point towards one culprit? But why would Qandoso's Fey friend fly feloniously towards a fight? Why would she risk what they shared for a chance to poison a few Piratical dinner guests? Find out as the crew of the Tidebreaker blow chunks and take names, and they're all out of chunks on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Nov 09, 20231 hr 2 min

Ep. 137 | A Werewolf in Pirate’s Clothing

The dinner party that will determine Captain Casius's fate on the Pirate Council is in full swing! What will fickle fate throw their way next? Bigger Rats? More fighting around the table? Find out all that and who let the dogs out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Nov 02, 20231 hr 11 min

Ep. 136 | A Farewell to Disarms

The party for the pirate council seat is in full swing as the right proper duelist Cerise Bloodmourn challenges the officers of the Tidebreaker to a disarming fight! Will they be able to stand and deliver or will the heat in the kitchen be too much for them? Find out all that and more in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Oct 26, 20231 hr 16 min

Ep. 135 | Guess Who’s Rumming to Dinner

This week the culmination of book 4 of Skull and Shackles begins as the party to end all parties begins! Captain Casius and the crew have to celebrate and entertain three randomly picked members of the Pirate's Council...or else! If they succeed they gain access to the highest echelons of the piratical world, and if they fail their efforts of the last two books have been for naught! Find out if they can pull it off on this week's DMRNC!

Oct 19, 20231 hr 2 min

Ep. 134 | Rats Off to Ya

This week the lower deck crew members of the Tide Breaker go on a special mission to intercept a rumrunner and potential rat-spy onboard the Jester's Grin. When they dip below deck are they springing the rat trap or will they do the trapping and take the rum as their prize? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Oct 12, 20231 hr 20 min

Ep. 133 | The Island of Dr. Qandoso

This week we skip ahead to the good part as the crew spends a month of downtime revitalizing the Isle of Empty Eyes and planning out their party to end all pirate parties! Will the team come together to blow out this buccaneer blast or will they crack under the planning stress? Find out that and more on this week's DMRNC!

Oct 05, 20231 hr 10 min

Ep. 132 | Days of Future Last

The Tide Breaker crew have a pirate's buried treasure to claim, and a Fort to secure as the adventures on the Isle of Empty Eyes come to a close and we look towards the future. What adventures lies in wait still for Captain Casius and his Officers? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Sep 28, 202347 min

Ep. 131 | Quoppopak to the Future

The A-team is back adventuring once more as there is a pirate wreck to uncover and a buried treasure to claim from the now departed Bikendi Otongu. What lurks below in the underwater cave waiting for them to swim by? Well find out all that and more in this week's DMRNC!

Sep 21, 20231 hr 12 min

Ep. 130 | The Ghost Dangerous Game

Captain Casius has a deal to make with the devil...or rather, a Ghost. Can the evil spirit that haunts the Chelish fort be trusted or will they find a different path? Find out in the chilling conclusion to this section of book 4 on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Sep 14, 20231 hr

Ep. 129 | Return of the Tide Breaker

The two teams of ranging and adventuring pirates meet in Sumitha as they strike an uneasy truce with an enemy. Upon returning to the ship Hanto and Casius come to loggerheads as the Captain retreats further from his crew's confidence. Heavy is the head that wears the big frilly hat on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits.

Sep 07, 20231 hr 1 min

Ep. 128 | Swamp of the Dragon

The B-team rescue of Captain Casius and the rest has turned into a full blown race against time to try and rescue poor Jack Scrimshaw, but does he really need a rescue? What lurks upon the mangrove isle of the Black Dragon and will Sharga manage to fulfill her acidic blood oath? Find out all this and more on this week's DMRNC!

Aug 31, 20231 hr 23 min

Ep. 127 | Salinity Pool

While crossing the dead marshes Sam and Frodo...er, I mean the sailors of B-team, find a evil trap laying in wait for them. Dark reflections threatens to stymy the party's advance to save Jack Scrimshaw from a dragon's dinner. Can they solve the the mystery of the deadly reflecting pools or is it time for them to permanently take a dip down below? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Aug 24, 202357 min

Ep. 126 | Win, Lose, or Claw

We shift back this episode to the camp site to follow what happened to Scrimshaw Jack after he went running for help. Can the intrepid heroes of B-team follow the path and assist in Sumitha? Or will the Isle of Empty Eyes claim another set of 4 victims?

Aug 17, 20231 hr 14 min

Ep. 125 | The Giants of Wrath

"This is it gang!", indeed, the final fight of this section of this book is a long episode and one of the most brutal fights in DMRNC history. Will the Captain and his crew survive Sumitha and this fight fiasco? Will they be able to escape the Cyclops warrior Shaiga and her minions? Find out on this week's episode!

Aug 10, 20231 hr 22 min

Ep. 124 | Statue to Tango

They have activated the GM's trap card, and now two statues have come to life and are threatening to end the party's party. Can Qandoso's magics bring down the stone golems, or will it take the brawn of an Iruxi Monk? Find out all that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Aug 03, 20231 hr 2 min

Ep. 123 | Avatar: The Wings of Water

The crew have barely walked away from the fight with the Cyclops King with their lives, but they managed to take the raging regent down all the same. The fallout of last week's blows and battle continues and Captain Casius has a decision to make and the crew have questions. What was the deal with those wings made of water? Find out all that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jul 27, 202344 min

Ep. 122 | Fall of the House of Cyclops

The party ventures forth with the Immortal Dreamstone in tow, finding themselves behind enemy lines. When they encounter another Cyclops they try their best to talk their way past but they have stumbled into the great hall of Cyclops heroes! Will they take out their one-eyed quarry or will they fall in the hall? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jul 20, 20231 hr 8 min

Ep. 121 | Blinding Dory

Two undead cyclops stand in the way of the crew of the Tide Breaker and their ultimate treasure here in Sumitha, but does this magic crystal want to cooperate. With two members of the party blinded will they stand a chance of will this mystic chamber become their tomb? Find out on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Jul 13, 20231 hr 9 min
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