Epilogue, Part 9 | GM Questions
This week the players take the driver's seat and ask questions of GM Patrick? First question: What give you the right? Second question: Who do you think you are?
Apr 03, 2025•58 min
Dead Men Roll No Crits
On the Dead Men Roll No Crits Podcast, five friends band together to play through the beloved "Skull and Shackles" Adventure Path, converted for Pathfinder 2E / Second Edition. DMRNC is funded by our wonderful Cosmic Crit Patreon subscribers and is on a public release delay. To catch up on the crew's pirate adventures and participate in the show, consider joining the Cosmic Crit Patreon.
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Epilogue, Part 7 | What If?
This week we muse on the lingering what if questions from the campaign and think about the paths NOT travelled. We talk about some of the alternative suggestions from that are suggested in the AP as well as alternative endings that Patrick contrived for our podcast.
Mar 20, 2025•40 min
Epilogue, Part 6 | Characters
This week Patrick and all the players sit down to talk about their favorite characters on the show, the gameplay of having two main PCs, and many more questions and conversations.
Mar 13, 2025•55 min
Epilogue, Part 5 | Tyler
On this week’s episode of “The End of Dead Men Roll No Crits” Patrick and Tyler break down what it means to Captain a ship. …
Mar 06, 2025•52 min
Epilogue, Part 4 | Seth
Mr. High Variance Rollplay himself Seth sits down with Patrick to discuss his characters on this week’s “The End of Dead Men Roll No Crits”. What did the last 4 years mean to Seth and can he sign up for another podcast soon? Find out on this week’s episode.
Feb 27, 2025•41 min
Epilogue, Part 3 | Rebecca
Rebecca and Patrick rap on this week’s episode of “The End of Dead Men Roll No Crits”, not musically, but we have a rap session! We talk about playing novice pirate Elaerys and professional stronk woman Sharga for 4 years in this wrap-up session.
Feb 20, 2025•33 min
Epilogue, Part 2 | Gibert
This week on “The End of Dead Men Roll No Crits” Patrick sits down across from Gibert, who’s now mostly completed this campaign twice. We talk about how fun it was in 2E compared to 1E, and what it was like doing it for the podcast.
Feb 13, 2025•42 min
Epilogue, Part 1 | The End
This week we start months of post-podcast content called "End of Dead Men Roll No Crits" where the cast and your former GM patrick talk about the AP, the show, the livestream and the last 4 years of pirate content. Keep tuned into the channel while we Meta talk about the show and reflect on making it in these exclusive behind the scenes podcast episodes.
Feb 06, 2025•44 min
Ep. 200, Part 3 | The Return of the Pirate King
This week, a God makes a decision, a demigod pays the ultimate price, and some friends part ways for the final time. The Tidebreaker crew attempt to end the Lich Queen Raugsmauda, and in doing so lay their lives on the line. Will their sacrifices and heartbreak payoff and will their treasure hoards overflow? Find out on the finale of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr
Ep. 200, Part 2 | The Birdman of Kothogaz
This week the heroes try to stop a Spawn of Rovagug from pulverizing Port Peril, while the evil Lich Queen circles on the back of a gargantuan winged monster. Can the surviving members of the Tidebreaker crew beat back the Kaiju catastrophe, or will this unkillable beast discordantly destroy them all? Find out on the all combat episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Jan 23, 20250
Ep. 200, Part 1 | Get Lich or Die Tryin’
The heroes of the Shackles must take on an interdimensional threat controlled by none other than the mad Lich Queen Raugsmauda, the greatest threat to all life in the pirate's world. But with Captain Casius slain do the remaining heroes stand a chance against a Kaiju and one of the most powerful spell casters in the world? Find out starting this week as you get to listen to the Crittercon 7 live stream for the charity Doctors Without Borders on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Jan 16, 20250
Ep. 199 | Color Out of Headspace
The rest of the Tidebreaker crew rush to the docks to try and collect the sword Aiger's Kiss. They unfortunately run into the evil Lich Queen herself face to face, who summons a dark ancient force to fight for her. Will we see more death and destruction before the invasion of Port Peril is done? Find out this week on the penultimate episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Jan 09, 2025•13 min
Ep. 198 | Reap Blue Sea
This week only one thing stands between the crew of the Tidebreaker and stopping the mad Lich Queen, and that's death itself. When the bonesman comes to collect on several souls owed to it only Hanto, Bartleby, Sharga and King Casius can stop it. But will they be able to stop an outsider who literally controls life force as we know it? Find out on another thrilling level 20 adventure of Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!
Jan 02, 2025•53 min
Ep. 197 | The Seven Year Lich
The party celebrating a year of Casius' Kingdom is marked by sadness over fallen friends, as the Tidebreaker crew drinks in memoriam. But a strange visitor from afar comes harbinging darks moments ahead. Do the heroes have what it takes to take on one final threat? Find out in the continuing adventure of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Dec 26, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Ep. 196 | Scales from the Loop
We wrap up the stories on Hanto of the Salt Foot this week as Seth sits down for his final one on one episode with Patrick. What happens when the magical stones of the Lirgeni are returned to their home? Find out along with us on this dénouement extraordinaire of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Dec 19, 2024•1 hr 29 min
Ep. 195 | Elaerys Delqarin’s Diary
After her Captain became a King, Captain Delqarin became an Admiral, a Lord Mayor and more! Will the new responsibilities be too much for the half elf sending her sprawling back to Magnimar? Find out as we explore Elaerys' future on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits
Dec 12, 2024•45 min
Ep. 194 | My Qandoso-Called Life
This week Patrick sits down with Gibert to discuss what happy endings our favorite storm chaser gets on this week's one on one episode. Will the new Master of the elements be able to tame an old foe? Or will the storm finally claim another victim? Find out with us as we can do so a Qandoso episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Dec 05, 2024•34 min
Ep. 193 | King Cassius and the Pirates of the Roundtable
The Shackles shifts as we watch as the reign of King Casius come about! Will the Driftwood King be any different than Kerdak Bonefist, or will his crown see a sea change in the pirate world? Join Patrick and Tyler as we examine the future for everyone's favorite pirate free captain in a 1 on 1 episode this week on DMRNC!
Nov 28, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Ep. 192 | The Hurricane Crown Affair
The war for the Shackles is over! The allied Free Captains under Tessa Fairwind's command return to take Port Peril now that the Hurricane King is dead. But will a new revelation about Casius's past throw off the planned succession of the crown? Will the pirate council be able to decide what route to take or will it tear itself apart? Find out as Election 4914 is upon us on this week's book 6 end of Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 34 min
Ep. 191 | Bonefist of Fury
Its finally here, the King of the Pirates rouses and readies himself for a royal rumble! Can the four remaining pirates (and a severely hurt Ozzie) survive a battle with Kerdak Bonefist? The Hurricane King unleashes his magical blows and attempts to destroy the mutineers to his kingdom. Who lives and who dies? Find out on this weeks episode of DMRNC!
Nov 14, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Ep. 190 | Mutiny on the Lucrehold
Finally Casius has a chance to take on his fight to the Filthy Lucre, the ship of the Hurricane King, nestled deep below his Fort Hazard. Will he find a fair fight waiting for him and his crew or will they be walking into a firing squad? Fin out on this week's nearly penultimate episode of book 6!
Nov 07, 2024•1 hr 9 min
Ep. 189 | The Hypatia Witch Project
The fight against Hypatia, the consort of the King of the Pirate, continues! Will the party survive a ruinous blast of magic from the sea-witch? Who lives and who dies on this climactic final battle? Find out on this week's DMRNC!
Oct 31, 2024•57 min
Ep. 188 | Snakes on a Chain
Hanto leads some of his fellow pirates onto challenge Hypatia, the consort of the Hurricane King. Will finding out more of her dark past incite the monk to a rage or will Bartleby, Elaerys and Kovik help tame this evil mistress? Find out as the climax of book 6 begins on this week's Dead Men Roll
Oct 24, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Ep. 187 | Dragon With the Wind
We are back to B-Team this week as they try to heal and make it through an underground watery cove. Sharga has a flashback to the first ship she served on...and a premonition about what lies below the murky depths. Will they be able to survive what slink in the sea beneath Lucrehold? Find out on this week's DMRNC!
Oct 17, 20240
Ep. 186 | Street Shark Tank
This week an old face from the Pirate Council and the Tidebreaker's past rears his ugly head, but is he indeed a friend or foe? What lies at the bottom of Lucrehold in the hidden coves waters and can this party defeat one more attack? Captain Casius leads the way this week as we set sail for another adventure on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Ep. 185 | The Scion, The Lich, and the Wardrobe
This week we return to Sharga, Bartleby, Ozzie and Kovik to see how they are making out after fighting Mistress Malady to their near death. After having the Norgorberite heal them back to strength they make some decisions and head on their way. But what will they find in the ancient crypts beneath Lucrehold? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Oct 03, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Ep. 184 | Adamantine and Eve
This week Captain Casius and his faithful crew delve deeper in the Pirate King's deadly island of Lucrehold! But will they survive what arcane horrors await them below ground or will they succumb to deadly cannon fire? Find out on another amazing episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Sep 26, 2024•22 min
Ep. 183 | Poisons of Anarchy
Yet another daughter of Norgorber, a cultist seeking the party's doom stands in the way of the B-Team. Can they take on Mistress Malady or will her poisons take her down? Find out as the siege of Lucrehold continues on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!
Sep 19, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Ep. 182 | Salute Your Short Kings
Captain Casius and the crew take the fight directly to Port Peril, to take on the Hurricane King himself! But the first thing in their way is a teenage wanting to collect on the bounty on the crews head? Will they be able to beat the bard bloody and his short cohorts? Or will they be relieved of their dicks by young Derek? Find out all that and more on this week's DMRNC
Sep 12, 2024•1 hr 35 min
Ep. 181 | The Pirates of Dark Bloody Water
This week the world ends as another plane of existence is let loose on Hell Harbor. The skies open and the climactic battle between the Chelish Armada and the ragtag pirate fleet comes to a close. Will the crew survive a meeting with the fates and will they be powerful enough to survive the battle of the Eye? Find out on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Cris!
Sep 05, 2024•1 hr 14 min
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