PIP ASPIRES TO BE A ZILCH MAY 18, 2021 PT 1
Joe gets bitten by a tic, Davin makes an offer on two houses, Local school board election, Motley Crue concert cancelled.

Joe gets bitten by a tic, Davin makes an offer on two houses, Local school board election, Motley Crue concert cancelled.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin said he was going to propose to Caroline but she wants another present)
NYPD sues a protestor, Florida wants to make it illegal for social media to ban politicians, School of Fools (School will fire teachers who get Covid vaccine), Drunks in the News (Bar sells fake vaccine cards), Man swings his colostomy bag at police.
You Stink (Joe is angry at Dunkin’ Donuts), Davin returns to New York City, Davin makes an offer on a house and then pulls it, Right wing comedy, From the Desk of Donald Trump
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin calls out Caroline on her lies but are we dealing with a new Caroline).
We countdown the worst Moms of the year
Davin sees the way-back house, Mother stories, and Chinese food
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Instagram Caroline are planning a trip and are lovey dovey while Fake Davin and Hangouts Caroline are having problmes because Fake Davin does not like how he is being treated).
School of Fools (Florida wants a state mandated moment of silence in school), Florida has a new anti-riot law, White people rules to mourn George Floyd, Donald Trump’s survey, Outstanding Display of Spite (Coffee cups on the lawn)
Davin makes an offer on a house and Joe is going to get his Covid vaccine.
Scamming Scammers (Hangout Caroline will be in the hospital for 14 days recovering from laryngitis surgery, Fake Davin will fly to see her but the hospital she is in is really a mental institution for men and Instagram Caroline and Fake Davin have sexy talk).
Crime alerts at Cornell University eliminate race, a Black National Guardsmen forced to carry a chain, Wyoming makes it legal to eat roadkill, My Pillow guy launches social media platform, and a filthy coloring book.
The Derek Chauvin trial verdict, Children getting sucked into Peloton, Hassidic woman wears her mask wrong, The failure of Bar Rescue, Joe gets mad at the dollar store cashier, and Pip is mad at her mechanic
Scamming Scammers (Caroline has a problem and tries calling Fake Davin, Caroline has surgery for laryngitis, and FD catches her lies so she offers to give him oral).
School of Fools (High School announcer blames his racism on diabetes, Texas school makes students watch killing of George Floyd), Comics in the News (DJ fired for comparing women to toast), Drunks in the News (Sam Adams giving beer for vaccines), Home inspector has sex with Elmo doll.
Davin has a contractor nightmare, Davin honks a school bus, and Davin performs for drunks
Vaccine passport controversy, School of fools (Michigan gets sued for making student athletes take Covid 19 tests), Nazi News (a neo-Nazi sues because he can’t get vegetarian meals), Comics in the News (Jay Leno apologizes for Asian jokes), Outstanding Displays of Spite (Man gets back pay in oily pennies)
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin wants Caroline to stop letting other men think she is available)
Matt Gaetz, Arkansas’ anti-transgender law, Davin gets his first shot of the Covid vaccine, Davin’s daughter’s school goes back to full time classes, and house hunting.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin tells Caroline about an old man who lost everything to scammers and Caroline tries to make him feel guilty about a failed business opportunity)
We countdown the biggest fools in politics and in the world.
We count down the biggest fools of the past year. In this part we weigh in on Sports, Celebrities, and Florida.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin catches Caroline lying about her family).
Utah wants all cell phones to have a censor to block porn, School of Fools (Students write what it’s like to to be a slave and students asked if being a captain of a slave ship is profitable), Fox News wants Gen X to fight cancel culture, Right wing does not like gay Captain America
Davin hates nail filing, Davin doesn’t like to chat, how the media covers Joe Biden, and the right wing thinks its supporters are stupid
Scamming Scammers (Caroline has a new apartment and Fake Davin has a sick fake brother)
Kentucky wants to make it illegal to curse at police, Tucker Carlson has a problem with pregnant military, ADT security gets caught spying on customers, Nazi News (Amazon’s Hitler mustache), what Britain loves and hates about the USA
The outrage at the Emmy awards, Joe gets stuck on his roof, Davin looks for a house, and vaccines
Outraged Against the Machine Continued (Saturday Night Live, The Muppet Show, Lola Bunny)
Outraged Against the Machine (Jeep Cherokee, Coca Cola, American Girl Doll, Mr. Potato Head, Dr. Seuss, Eminem)