YOU’LL CRY AND CRUNCH AUGUST 4, 2020 PT 1
Hurricane Isaiahs, Pip is losing a body part, the lake, and are kids dumber now.

Hurricane Isaiahs, Pip is losing a body part, the lake, and are kids dumber now.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline try to have video chats and phone calls but fail)
Yankees and Nationals take a knee before the national anthem, Drunks in the News (South Carolina and Colorado set drinking curfews), School of Fools (Missouri governor says no need to worry about children getting Covid 19 and a Michigan teacher claims he was fired for his pro Trump tweets), and Radio Host fired for telling workers to speak English
Medicare, Covid 19, and Softball
Scamming Scammers (Caroline gives Fake Davin the hard sell and they become Instagram husband and wife)
Comics in the News (Nick Cannon fired), Turbulent Air (Senator wants to ban sale of middle seats during Covid 19), Sheriff won’t enforce state mask order, School of Fools (Marquette freshman allegedly almost had are acceptance into Marquette because she supports Trump), Lincoln statue set to be removed, Nazi News (Miss Hitler)
We talked about federal soldiers in Portland, policing, and Joe Biden as president
Scamming Scammers (Caroline wants to start over and she gives Fake Davin the hard sell to invest in Forex)
Opening the schools, School of Fools (Florida State University tells workers they can’t take care of their kids while working at home), Nazi News (DeSean jackson posts a fake Hitler quote and a Louisiana politician compares the treatment of people who refuse to wear a mask to Nazi Germany), Fox News argues Tucker Carlson does not have to tell the truth in court, and Outstanding Displays of Spite (Mayor DeBlasio paints Black Lives Matter in front of Trump Tower).
Eating out in restaurants during Covid 19, Pip’s ancestry, and Chuck Woolery the Covid 19 expert
Scamming Scammers (Caroline leaves Fake Davin a voice message and the sexy talk seems forced)
Juneteenth may become a national holiday, the Simpsons will no longer have white actors voice characters of color, Cop fired for anti-cop social media post, Trump suspended from Twitch, Travel to high Covid 19 infection states and people could lose their New York benefits, Drunks in the News (Iowa makes it legal to have your cocktail to go or delivered)
The depression that comes with months of dealing with Covid 19.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Caroline start dating)
Mississippi votes for a new flag, School of Fools (students don’t want to represent Robert E Lee), Slave Auctions for charity, No more master bedrooms, Walmart and the Lives Matters Shirts
How America has handled Covid 19
Scamming Scammers (We meet Caroline Fuchs)
Donald Trump’s Tulsa rally, Outstanding Displays of Spite (teens use Tik Tok to prank Trump), AMC Theater’s mask policy, Taco Bell and a Black Lives Matters mask, and a California school votes to change the name of schools named after George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.
Joe goes to the emergency room, Davin’s weekend, John Bolton’s book
Scamming Scammers (We say goodbye to Lacie)
Worst Dads Father’s Day Countdown, 2020.
Renaming military bases, NASCAR bans the Confederate flag, Gone with the Wind on hiatus, Lady Antebellum changes their name, Cops and Live PD cancelled, Rescue Dogs, Looney Tunes without the guns
Scamming Scammers (Lacie and Fake Davin seem to be in love)
A man with a toddler claims a police officer aimed his gun at them, School of Fools (Minneapolis no longer wants police in schools), Stiffer penalty for Covid 19 scams, nazi News (nazi mask and KKK mask while shopping and Gap has a Camp shirt).
Pip gets fired and Davin posts on Facebook about skin color
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin is possessed by Max and Fake Davin is not over Vinny) & Pip’s house
Wrestling coach tweets a knee to the neck can’t kill, A Kentucky man gets fired for hanging the governor in effigy, A man loses his lease and job because he asks black tenants if they belong in the gym, American Airlines won’t let a flight attendant wear a face shield, and concerts and comedy during Covid 19.
Comedy when the world is in turmoil, A policeman admits the Blue Shield is real, Racism comes to Davin’s Neighborhood, America burns
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin gets possessed by a ghost)
School of Fools (Yeshiva gets raided for illegally holding school, No social distancing graduation, Children have identify the porn homework) A restaurant charges a Covid 19 surcharge, Can farting spread Covid 19, and People want to intentionally get Covid 19.