OPENING FOR THE DILDO RACE AUGUST 16, 2022 PT 1
Pip is having issues with brother’s ex-wife and Davin performs at a nudist resort.

Pip is having issues with brother’s ex-wife and Davin performs at a nudist resort.
Scamming Scammers (Fake Davin and Michelle have cyber sex and he writes her commander)
Governor Desantis fires attorney, School of Fools (Slave auction at North Carolina school), White Privilege card, Monica Lewinsky wants Beyonce to change a lyric, Runner runs with his penis out.
You Stink (A softball field and BJ’s) and Davin has a show coming up at a nudist resort.
Scamming Scammers (Michelle is grumpy and she needs a phone)
Sesame Place has a racist muppet, School of Fools (Florida school tries to censor yearbook), Donald Trump hosts Saudi golf event, Republicans deny veterans health care, Outstanding Display of Spite (A wall of hay)
Pip has more problems with her neighbors, You Stink (Joe has a stinky bag), and Davin is upset at his daughter’s concert
Scamming Scammers (Michelle’s English gets much worse and she gives Fake Davin the email address to ask for her leave)
School of Fools (Bishop says you can’t fly gay pride or Black Lives Matter flags), Cashier won’t sell condoms at Walgreens, Pat Benatar won’t play her hit, Scam Busters (Update on Bit Connect and Craig grant), and a lizard is gang raped
Joe’s You Stink (He stinks) and Davin has revenge
Scamming Scammers (Michelle wants a picture of Fake Davin’s bed and Fake Davin agrees to write the General Assembly)
School of Fools (Texas prefers involuntary relocation to slavery), Comics in the News (A comic complains management turned him down because he is white),
Davin’s trip to Atlantis, Taylor Swift, Restaurants closed in the middle of the day, blogs, You Stink (Air conditioner and health care)
Scamming Scammers (Michelle wants Fake Davin to go to bed and he wants to know if they broke up)
Supreme Court makes it easier to carry guns in New York, the Texas Republican party platform, Turbulent Air (Airlines are stranding people), Comics in the News (John Mulaney does not allow technology at his show), and Putin doesn’t want you looking at his poo
Davin has landscaping problems and Joe and Davin review the Stadium Tour starring Joan Jett, Poison, Motley Crue, and Def Leppard.
School of Fools (Ohio wants to inspect young girls privates), Texas gets sued for their transgender bill against parents, Outstanding Display of Spite (DeSantis punishes the Tampa Bay Rays because of their views on gun violence), Watermelon salad for Juneteenth, and Fart Stories (taxing cattle burps)
Tech issues with Zoom and various home problems
Scamming Scammers (A Michelle shift change and now Michelle wants Fake Davin to get her a leave license instead of an I tunes card)
We count down the worst fathers of the year.
You Stink (Someone complains about Pips house) and Davin reviews the Sammy Hagar / George Thorogood concert
Scam Busters (Michelle accuses Fake Davin of being Sting)
Rape in the Metaverse, Brian Kilmeade has a problem with pregnant working women, Ted Cruz has a problem with paternity leave, Scam Busters (Kids catfish their teacher), School of Fools (Teachers take a field trip with a stripper pole)
Davin’s house is still leaking, Davin has a closing date, Davin has a garage sale, Davin’s catch, and Fox news not carrying January 6th hearings.
Scamming Scammers (Michelle is willing to end the relationship if she does not get an Itunes gift card)
Uvalde, Massacre, The right blames a transexual, Politicians and entertainers back away from the NRA convention, NY Yankee Josh Donaldson gets called a racist, and NASA sends naked pictures to aliens
Pip remembers her brother and Davin has more house issues.
Texas has a new law that let’s you sue social media companies, A weatherman makes a racist tweet about an NBA player, A conflict of interest with Biden’s new press secretary, Turbulent Air (Couple kicked off flight claim it was because they support Trump), Comics in the News (Chapelle attacked by fan)
We talk about the massacre at Tops Supermarket in Buffalo, NY
Scamming Scammers (Scammer Michelle wants Fake Davin to buy her video games but he would rather kill for her)