Swordfight

It's the Minnesota Goodbye.

And it's once again Jenny Bailey.

I was like, are you trying to hold my hand? Bailey?

I would like to hold your hand for the entire duration of this podcast. Do you think we'll have the sweat of your hand you by the end?

Yeah?

Probably answer, good answer. All right, let's get into some emails. This comes from Stephanie and says I just saw this news article about the first ever Olympic village nursery. It's amazing to think about what parents at the Olympics, especially mothers have to try and go through to compete at their best while also having their children with them. If you're a nursing mother, it's almost impossible to manage being an Olympian. I feel like some of these women are

I didn't realize that there were any moms that were like in the Olympics this year. That's so neat. Yeah, I wonder what they're like competing in cool All right.

Up next comes from Chow. It says, Hay Gang. Since Dave is out, let's talk shit about him. I had heard about Dave's love for the nerf ball for years now, ever since he mentioned it on the show, but I never heard about him using it with a ziplock bag. I guess it's for the aftermath, Dave. Huh, Dave is an animal. Yes, I also did not know that detail.

Dave has been.

Revealing more and more things I feel like in the last year that I know about because we talk off air and tell each other more things than what we talk about on air.

But now he's just he's.

Just putting it all outshed.

He doesn't care anymore.

So yes, Chow, I also just learned about this zip block bag detail, and I was not aware of it either, So yeah, what else should we talk about Dave with?

Yeah, he's out, he's out. Let's see.

I mean, we joke about this on the show and we say it to his face, so I don't really feel like this is us talking shit. But Dave, he is on another level of when he looks at his phone, he doesn't know that there's a world going on outside of him. Yeah, he has truly no idea. And typically during the show he's very involved in the show and knows what's going on. But during a commercial break, every once in a while, I'll need to ask him a

Dave, Hello, wo or Bailey.

Will literally be like Dave, Jenny's talking to you, and it's like.

It's just like so wild.

And I feel like I've become very overstimulated because I'm constantly listening to multiple things during the show a lot of times like what might be airing something on my computer, whatever, the conversation that's actually happening in the studio, and so I'm very used to having to hear multiple things at once. But it's just something that doesn't work in Dave's brain.

He just doesn't know you can only do one thing at a time, and if it's the phone, it's the phone.

He's very tunnel vision, and I think like for me, I was a server for so many years, so I'm so used to having to multitask because that is a job, you have to be good at multitasking with or else you can't do your job.

So that's it. What do you guys want to say about Dave?

Yeah, let's see it. But job So Dave writes the majority of his text messages in talk to text. Yeah, and oftentimes like it might just be like me and him sitting in the studio and then he'll just start loudly speaking and I'll think that he's talking to me. No, he's talking into his phone.

Yes, I would like be struggling off for dinner. Period. I'll be home at four pm after I go to the gym.

Comme, yeah, love you bye. This is just like huh, and you're like, are you talking to me? No, he's talking into his phone. And he only ever does talk to text.

He does, and he'll do it like in the hallway, like he does it while he goes to the back three men stuff, and so I'm always like, God, that guy's talking to himself again.

But no, he is just trying to text.

Or if we're setting up a phone call, like.

But just start getting Jay's on the phone with like a listener, like all right, we're gonna get you one of like five seconds after the song, and Dave's just in the background like, yes, honey, I would like that.

He's like, what it is true.

I will literally be on the phone and I will say that we have some of the shittiest phones ever, that you can't hear very well on our phones before we put them through on air. So I'm already struggling to be like, sorry, your name is Tammy, no Sammy, Mammy no Sammy.

And I got it.

Here because I hear Dave in the background doing like talk to text.

He's like, I take my wiske like Dave's shot up, shot up, Dave.

I realized, for some reason, Dave and ies peace schedules are lined up, oh last week, maybe three days in a row, and maybe like twice in one day we went pee at the exact same time. And it was a little because then he walks in. He's like, oh, look you're here, and I'm just like, see this is awkward.

Okait wait, I have questions.

Okay, First, have you ever had a sword fight?

Yeah?

I lost, But I don't know what the men's bathroom is. Is that urinals and stalls.

Are urinals stalls and then there's a small stall and then like with the handicaps stall, like the baby.

Yeah, yeah, so you guys were both at the urinal at the same time. Pain m hm.

And he tries to kind of start conversation. And again I've said this on the show, Like I said this last week. I think I just have like RBF. Yeah, so I'm just like, hey, you're here, and then then it's just silence after that, like you don't.

Know him, you're here, we've been you're here, Oh, hello, just been talking.

Aren't going to like talk next door in the stalls?

Yeah, I'm gonna say Baily and I have talked through stalls. It's a little different. It's definitely different than being open and that that is like something that nightmares are made of. For me, is like I've had nightmares where I'm going to the bathroom and it's completely wide open and people can like see what I'm doing. So I don't know how y'all go about your days and actually go to urinals that are just like wide open.

And I think that's why I said this yesterday on here. I asked Dave, I said, do you ever worry that somebody's looking at your dick while you're peeing?

Yeah?

But sometimes I feel like, like Dave, because I'm not speaking to him, he's trying to think of something because I do the same shit. Yeah, I do that with everybody. I do that with you guys. Sometimes I'm just sitting in here and I'm just like, I just kind of don't know what to talk about the moment. Yeah, And I feel like Dave would just be like, hmm, what size? Oh my god, down.

At me once again? Really, And I do not know my answers to these kinds of things.

But isn't there a level of respect or like, I don't know, a moti of Yeah, what is the what's the word I'm looking for?

Etiquette?

Yes, isn't there a certain etiquette when you're in the bathroom and you're at urinals, you don't glance over to look at someone else's stuff?

Did if he wasn't looking at my penis? What?

Oh my gosh? Well, okay, can I I'll say, like, on the similar vein though, Jenny, your dress is so pretty today, I've been looking at your boobs all day. Yeah, So same kind of vibe and I and.

This is a dress that honestly, it is not It has nothing to do with Dave. It has everything to do with me. I don't wear this one day's here because I don't want to put him in a position where he's got to look at my boobs because it's what are these dresses.

Called milkmade milk dresses?

So basically it like really just holds my boobs in tight and out quite and I have now so it's out like they're out there. And I were wore it purposely because I knew Day would have to sit across for me today like looking at my boobs all day.

So then I'll give and Dave some slack where if they're peeing and they just happened to glance over the dude next to the right.

Small talk. What was I going to say?

You make small talk about penises?

It's literally small talk.

Oh god.

Dave also does the talk the text thing at the stall.

To what yes, and he doesn't wash his hands.

Yeah that's come in and be like, hey, Jenny, hey, Bailey's shaking all our hands. I'm in the other studio.

I did not shake that motherfucker's hand about.

Now.

He does do talk to text while using the urinal sometimes gross, that is true.

That is gross.

I will say we don't have many emails today, so we're just gonna be chatting here on the Minnesota Goodbye.

So this week, I Vont's on all week.

So you know, if there's anything you've ever wanted to know about Vont, feel free to ask or Bailly. You know, Bailly's still so new to I feel like we don't know a ton about Bailey either, so feel freid to ask questions. I've told way too many stories about myself on this radio show over the past eight years, So no questions for me, please, I'm just kidding.

You can ask questions for me.

I will say that Bailey did speaking of bazongas, which I love that Bailey uses that word. Bailey sent me this TikTok about a girl saying how she loves another girl she follows on TikTok that all the girl does is she has giant boobs and she jump ropes and then she just gets tons of views and you make money if you get to a certain level on TikTok when you get certain views. And she turned off all her comments so she doesn't have to deal with all of the hated and it's wild. I went and found

She's not good and a jumper. For myself, I'm like, God, I want to give her just.

Why I sent it to you because I was like, Jenny could be the better bazanga jumping girl on TikTok.

I know somebody, a radio friend of ours, actually Jenny you might know him, who does jump rope videos and he wears gray sweats every time he does. They're like Hoochi daddy shorts.

So they're like, what minute.

Should I say it? Yeah, you say Jed. He produces Joe show in Tampa.

Oh, i've never seen him do Oh.

I don't think I follow him, and I think I just follow the show, so I probably don't follow him.

I don't know if they're on his feed. He usually posted them on his story check his feed, but yeah, he doesn't videos and they're from like a low like the floor angle, and they've talked about it on the show before too, and he's like I'm not trying a thirst trap you. Yes, he's just jumping rope, all sweaty, and he is like like a fit dude with gray short song Like come on, Jed.

Okay, you'll have to send me this this Jed guy, because I don't know what I'm.

Looking at, but I want to look at its producer Jed. Oh god, he's.

Gonna gain all kinds of followers of a sudden out of nowhere, and he's not gonna know, Like I know. That's why I don't care if you say his name. He like will probably gain some followers from it. But uh no, I did not know that he posted things like that.

That's hilarious. I love that.

I feel like I'm at a point in life where I don't really want to be using my body to make money anymore. You know, Like there was a point where I thought I wanted to move to Vegas and become a stripper. When I was like twenty two in and crippling college debt. I was like, whatever, fuck it, I'm gonna go to Vegas. I'm gonna make Hella money because I mean strippers out in Vegas. Yeah, I mean, I would be on the D squad. Of the strippers, because the strippers out in Vegas are hot af But

Not even it's for me.

To catch.

Can you jump rope really quick.

And hear this this outfit?

I will say there is one thing that Fallon and I did do recently, and it was a cameo request for Fallon.

I remember that Fallen and.

Were you did you walk in on this happening? I don't remember.

Were you guys were on the chairs?

Oh no, that was just a TikTok that we were doing. Yeah, but Fallen got a cameo request. And she doesn't even do cameo really anymore because she just feels bad. She doesn't want people to have to pay her to give like a birthday shot out like she's like, just let me know. And she got a request because many years ago they did birthday wedgies for me on my birthday and ever since then, this person said, we loved that bit and now we give like it was too like

Yeah.

So she fallin sends it to me and she's like, what do you think? And I was like, I mean, if you want to make your ten dollars, go for it, we can do it. So she does it, and I thought she was kidding. I didn't think she actually wanted to do it. But we did it, and then she venmooned me for half of it.

I'm like, I don't care. You don't have to venmo me.

She's like, I do because.

I use you.

And yeah, so that's the only thing I've ever used my body for in terms of selling it.

I feel like in a way that gave me some money.

Yeah, well, I Alaskan people throw money at me, so that kind of counts.

When how often do you do your not a lot?

I'm still like a baby. Okay, so but I do it love to come see you. Oh yeah, well next time I do it. Anyone can come see me if they'd like to. I'll probably end up. I would mention it probably on the Minnesota Goodbye because I feel like our listenership are the good ones versus saying it on air and getting a bunch of creeps. I don't want that. But yeah, I'm still like new so I don't have like a bunch of acts, and also all the time in the world to like come up with stuff, but you.

Just like perform to like one song or how is it work right now?

I have two like two acts and I've only ever performed one of them in front of people. But it's two songs that are like mashed together, and then you know, you just.

Like walk out.

You do like it's still like dancing. You're just also taking your clothes off. But I've never been like nude. You're right, yeah, you're wearing like underwear in that case, Come no, I don't want them to. I don't want them to come and see me nude because it's I I do like the fun the burless that's like we're inclusive of all people. So if you come to see one of my burlesque shows, you will see all shapes and sizes, not like skinny minis like looking.

I feel like a lot of burlesque, which is nice. Yeah right, Like it's not just like a bunch of hot people.

Yeah, you see the chick that has twenty five pound titties.

Probably, I mean you'll see somebody with twenty five pound titties for sure, twenty five each.

Yeah, I mean that's what the girl on TikTok. I swear to God, that's got to be how those things are. I just like she's got to have back problems times one hundred, especially since she's jump roping for probably a living.

Now you know, Bailey, I forwarded you the video. I sent it to you two Jenny. I meant to send it as a group because I don't want Andrew to just be like, why is VA sending you this? But I'll take the hit.

Yeah, I'm gonna follow this guy and that jump ropes and Grace.

See he knows what he's doing, like.

I know he does.

I'm gonna single. Yeah okay, if not, he lives in Tampa.

I needs to be making money.

Yeah, it's through like the grape vine of radio people. But they used to be in Detroit and then they got a show down in Tampa.

So okay, well I liked something that's from twenty three weeks ago, so maybe he'll maybe.

He'll follow you back and see that you're both in radio and be like, oh hey, Mab, wow, you're on the Morning show, the Morning Show. This is destiny.

I love that. All right, Well, that's gonna be it for the Minnesota Goodbye today.

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