All right, it's Naughty Tuesday on the Minnesota Goodbye and it is the Jenny and Drake Verson version. No, I'm not I'm a little tired. I just experienced some major anxiety yesterday and it's really been messing with me and bleeding into my work life a little bit here. But let's move on. So we're gonna get right into a Naughty Tuesday email and just obviously an NSFW warning for you right now if you're at work and you do not have your iPod
or iPod what are they called. Yeah, if you don't have, yeah, your AirPods and put them in probably right now. So it starts with hello, please don't say my name. But this happened a couple of years ago. It was mine and my boyfriend's first year anniversary, and of course we end the night with some fun in bed. We have a headboard on our bed that's about maybe three feet above your bed, above your bed or above your head when you're laying down, and I normally put my cups up
there so it's not on the other side of the room. Well, we are in Missionary and he's hitting it, and all of a sudden, a glass cup falls on my head and I immediately start bleeding with this one inch gash on my forehead. He immediately dresses me and head and we head to the er because of how much blood was coming out of my head. The doctors and nurses all asked what happened, so I had to explain this story
to multiple people at the ear, which was so embarrassing. Needless to say, that's how I ended up with a concussion and a few stitches while doing the leven. Here's a pick from the er SI. She sends it over so I don't know, I can't really move it that far, but it's just like a gash on her forehead. So girl, you guys got a little freaking diggie there. Well because I think, but it happened during sex, that's what she explained it. Yeah, no, they were like getting
it on. So all right, Well, it doesn't look like you suffered any severe severe injuries. But be careful with those water glasses and cups. Okay, those can cause some injury. I'm going to go through some emails. That's the only Naughty Tuesday one I'm seeing at the moment, but I might stumble upon another one. So thank you for sending that one in We'll see if we get any more. This one says hello Jenny and Drake and Dave. If he reads this, sturing his out of office for some reason.
All well, I had to write in after I heard you guys talking about the woman's boyfriend that wouldn't eat her spaghetti sauce that she made while she was on her period. I actually have heard of this superstition because before from none other than Real Housewives of New Jersey. Apparently this is an Italian superstition. But according to the show, when Italians make any sort of bread sauce, women that are on their period are not allowed to participate due to this
superstition. Please don't come for me. If I'm wrong, blame Teresa Guidici. I forget how to say her last name, but you definitely know who she is if you watch The Real Housewives. I'm dead at the fact that I have this knowledge from Real Housewives in order to do my part is an actual staff writer. Here are two options for follow up discussion questions. Do you have any sort of guilty pleasures as seen above? Mine as watching a
ridiculous amount of Bravo reality shows. I binge them way too fast and get way too invested. What about you, Drake? Okay, we I just realized I didn't have Drake's microphone all the way up, so there might be a couple of weird moments at the beginning of this where you don't really hear anything because Drake was talking and yeah he his mic was down. So anyways,
I think we've got it now, Drake. Guilty pleasure, Yeah, so I would say mine for sure is going to be anytime I'm eating anything, like at my house, I need to be watching something, whether it be like YouTube, Netflix or anything like that. I just I can't eat just with no noise or not watching anything. So guilty pleasure needing something to
watch while eating. Okay, got it, Gosh, I had mine a second and go, oh, My guilty pleasure is the fact that I get up in the middle of the night and I'll have a snack if I'm feeling hungry. I always think that is the wildest thing ever, Like, how do you just get up and you're like, I'm gonna go eat some crackers. I don't know. My brain has been conditioned to like think that I
can fall back asleep if I don't go get a little snack. How long have you been, Like, is that a new thing or have you always No? I feel like it started when I was in college. It wasn't as frequent as it is now. It is like very frequent now, like most every night, I'll get up into that. I know you're telling me.
It is the hardest habit I've ever tried to kick. Like I can discipline the shit on myself, get myself to the gym every single day, and I cannot stop myself from going and having a snack at like one in the morning. It's so weird. It's not the worst thing ever, It's not the worst thing, but I just I don't get it. It's so weird. But Vont is hanging out because we just had him in for a segment, and so Vont, we want to know what is your guilty pleasure.
Guilty pleasure is procrastinating. But also because I know that I'm not supposed to be procrastinating, and I've been trying to like teach myself self disciplined, but I think I just work better under pressure. So like, I'm like, you know what if I trick myself into saying it'll get done better if I procrastinated. Yeah, I get that. No, I understand that I've
done that. Sometimes I feel like we all probably have way more guilty pleasures and we just like can't think of them all right now, because I definitely do. I just don't know what they all are, all right, Yeah, teach myself like just no, yeah, I could drink or something, right, you go for like something sweet or salty. It depends on what's in the house. Like, I went through a phase of eating spoonfuls of brown sugar. What I know. It was my worst one, and I'll
still do it every once in while. If we have like nothing else in the house, I have stuff to bake. So if we have like no kinds of sugar, retreat and that's what I'm feeding for, I'll eat like a spoonful of brown sugar. Is that like the challenge is that? No, it's definitely not like that. It's just a bunch of sugar getting thrown in my gut, is what it is. It's ridiculous, but okay,
I love that. She has one more question. It says that do you have a favorite superstition, conspiracy theory, or habit to make sure bad things don't happen. Mine is a habit. I instinctively put on the parking brake every time I park, even on the flattess of surfaces. I've tried to stop, but it feels too weird. Not too Oh, I've got a really good one. Yeah, what is there so I have? I don't
know. I don't know what you would class this as. But so my apartment, there's two locks on the door, and the one is the main lock, the one that you usually are unlocking. And then I have, like you know when you go into hotels, it has a little lever that you swing back and forth. It's like a second lock. I don't need to put that lock on the door, but I do every single night, every single night. There's no reason to do it because the main lock is
just fine. But I always You don't know that. I don't like that. You feel like it sounds like you're trying to make an excuse for being safe. I don't know what's gonna happen. True, true, But I feel like most people would look at that and be like, there's no one ruined. It's gonna be the one day that you, uh, you don't lock it, someone's gonna break in they're gonna be like, huh, you should have put the second lock. Yes, I put the energy out there. Fun gosh, man, I know. I yeah, I'm like crazy
with lock stuff too. I don't think I really have anything besides, I'm like the typical girl who leaves the house right after I just got done ready and getting done ready, Oh my gosh, I'm getting ready. Yep,
that's what I'm looking for, thanks man. And I will always think I forgot to turn my curly and iron off always, and I know that I did, like I don't forget, and I even have a new it's my straightener, but my strainer automatically turns off, which is such a clutch feature after thirtyish minutes or something, because I've definitely loved my strainer around before and it's burned things and all that. But that's probably my like one thing where
I get stressed about. But it's not like a habit or superstition. I wouldn't define it as that. Do you have any conspiracy theories habits? Do you? Yeah? I'm a pretty crazy guy. I love that you're young. You'll get old like me someday, and I just get I feel so old though I was telling a fell in this yesterday. We talked to about it on our other podcast about how I went out for drinks with a angur on Saturday night. Two drinks and I'm like, I'm good, Like,
let's go home. We tried out a new spot and got to enjoy the environment, like see what it was all about. And I just like wasn't feeling like eating food. I didn't really feel like feeling like crap the next day, so I was like, let's go home. And it was six thirty pm and I went and crawled into bed on a Saturday night, I had like eight thirty coming from the girl who used to literally go to after after parties and be out until five in the morning on a Saturday flash Sunday
morning. Here's the difference, though, is that we get up so early there week that I was doing that shit when I was on the morning show. Oh yeah, first like a few years, Yeah I am old. Now then you lived through the life. Then I feel like you got exhausted because I'm almost like that myself where I feel bad because I'm only twenty three. Yeah, I don't do nearly as much stuff is I feel like I should be doing. But then I remember that. Okay, I wake up
four thirty five in the morning every single day Monday through Friday. I'm exhausted by the end of the week. Like Friday, all I want to do is just take a nap. I just want to take a massive nap. And that's like all I want to do. And then Saturday and Sunday, I mean Sunday we pretty much work, so like we have that to look forward to it. So really Saturday is really the only day that we have right there. We're free to do anything we want and I have to really
worry about anything. And that's just something we have to take into consideration for sure. I mean definitely if we do stuff on the weekend that's like so out of our schedule from what the week is, it definitely like messes up then your weekday stuff. Because I mean me going in Sunday, Funday and and on Sunday this past week has like completely erect me. I am off today. I can just tell I'm trying not to bring it into the show, or you can probably tell on this podcast. So for sure, but
I am off. And it's like I learn my lesson no more Sunday funding that is another thing I will mark off my list. VN. You don't know a whole lot about me, but I'll give you a little details of some life stories and then you as well if you're listening to the Minnesota Goodbye and you don't know these things. So as I've gotten older, just things and life like vices don't work for me anymore. So no I'm not.
But I yoused to like dabble in smoking weed, all that good stuff, and then in the last handful of years it does not work for me at all, and I didn't do it often, but I've had so many awful experiences every time I've done it in the last couple of years that I don't do anything with weed now. It's like alcohol causes me anxiety. It's like when you get older, your brain just like can't recuperate the way it used to when you're younger. I feel like and not everyone trust me, not
everyone. This is coming from an anxious human being. But I feel like I don't have any vices and I'm looking for a goddamn vice, Like what else is left? I don't like. I don't like drugs. Not that I'm promoting drugs is like I would not do any other drug besides weed. Anyway, Jenny, I got it. We're going to the casino after this gambling. You know that that's not gonna work for me either, because I hate spending losing money. I'm sunny, frugal. But Jenny, think about
it. You win a couple of grand on that little slot machine, you know, baby, you're gonna be feeling great. Yeah, you me feeling amazing. Yeah, I don't know, right, losing money is hard. Time and money or two things I don't have a lot of, so please don't waste them. Yeah, and it doesn't matter if I put Like when I turned twenty one, I had like money set away specifically to go to
the casino, Like it was like money I could just go away. Yeah, And I still was just like no, cause like if I come in here with a hundred dollars and leave with ninety nine, I'm gonna go crazy. Yeah. I don't feel the greatest gambling all the time. But the way I look at it is, you know, I don't go out, and I don't go to like clubs and whatnot. And I think about, like if I'm going to a concert, right, it's gonna be at least one hundred dollars for a ticket, you know, so that's already one hundred
dollars on the drain. I'm gonna be buying drinks. We're probably gonna go out afterwards, so what I'm gonna be spending two hundred and maybe three hundred bucks that night anyways. Yeah, so that's my entertainment for the night. Is the way I kind of look at it, and I never feel bad about I mean, I feel bad losing it, but I'm never like getting depressed over losing that money because it's like I would have spent it tonight anyways.
Yeah, I will say that, like I when I go out, I tell like part of me just it sounds so corny and cliche, but it's like, you know what, money comes back, which is so true, right Yeah, And I just I barely go out ever, So if I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna have a good time. I'm gonna spend whatever money or do whatever I gotta do. Right, there's still like this anxiety in the back of my head which I wish didn't exist, of like you're gonna be broke after this, but like fuck that. Yeah, that's
a fun. Yeah, man, for sure, spend money, go to the casino, send money. I'm gonna title this pen money many what the title is? I don't know if we like said thank you, but that comes from Sarah, by the way, those questions that she asked earlier, and Sarah, I will send your address to Dave to get you a sticker, a staff writer sticker. So thank you for that. All right, We'll do a couple more emails, and then we're going to wrap this one up. This one says, hey, Dave, Jenny, and Drake.
I just made it back to the Suburbs after the Jonas Brothers concert. It was excellent, if you're wondering in the first thing I felt compelled to do was send you guys an email. I'm a mom of four and I don't get out a lot, so I've been looking forward to tonight. My mom bought me tickets for my birthday last month, and I was excited to see the Zaddies live in person, Nick, Joe, and Kavin. Oh they
are all Zaddi's huh. I forget Okay. When I was there, almost all I could think about was Dave Ryan talking about how Nick has three front teeth. Oh well, despite that, it was an awesome show. They played so many great songs. I was also wondering if there's any chance you still have the audio of when you pranked Fallin with the fake Nick Jonas thing, because that was hilarious. Oh yeah, thanks for all keeping this moment
entertained. If this gets read on the podcast, I love a sticker as a long time listener, first time contributor, and that comes from Laura. Laura will get you a sticker and Dave will send that over. Let me take a picture quick. Do you remember when that call was that? Yes, I will tell you. So that was when Steve was still on the
show and obviously Fallen as well. And I was in the other studio that you sit in, and so Dave and Steve are acting all sketch after the show one day, and I'm like, what are these guys up to? Like, I don't know what's going on. And then I see them doing this call and they're like, oh, we got to record this call blah blah blah. I'm like, okay, cool, and they tell me that it's a Nick Jonas interview and I was like, well, that's weird.
We don't normally do that but whatever. And then I look over at one point and I see Fallin like freaking out because we did like pre record that call and then like aired it the next day. But basically they pranked Fallen. If you haven't heard the spot, they pranked Fallen to say that Nick Jonas was on the phone and he refused to do the interview because he said
that Fallen was rude to him once. So he was like, if you could ask Fallen to leave the room, that would be great, and Fallen got really uncomfortable and was like, I'm so sorry, like I will totally leave. I don't remember what you're talking about, but I feel so bad
and I will totally leave. Well, it was one of Dave or Steve's stupid friends pretending to be Nick Jonas, and Fallen was like so stressed out, like she felt so bad, she could not remember what she could have done a Nick Jonas and she just like felt so uncomfortable, and and he was like, you know, Fallon's not a name you forget, you know,
like this is such a unique name. So well, no, no, she had because they had been at jingle Ball before, so I think she had done things with them before where she maybe had done an interview or something, and so it was very realistic sounding and I felt bad for her,
but probably one of the greatest Franks we had every done. Yeah, that'd be correct, I know, right, Like you just like are on an interview with the celeb and you're like, I'm sorry, I don't you know, Like we're not the breakfast Club in New York where Charlemagne has beat with like every celebrity. Yeah, like we are not the breakfast club. So anyways, that comes from Laura. Once again, thank you so much for your emails today. Dave's going to be back tomorrow, so we'll be
back to a little bit of a more normal Minnesota. Goodbye, Vaughn. Thanks for hanging out with us today. We appreciate you and have a wonderful rest of your day. Send your emails to Ryan Show at KADIWB dot com.