All right, let's kick off the Minnesota goodbye with some emails, which is what we always do. And let me scroll down here a little bit and see if I can find one that we did not get to yesterday. And what is today? Tuesday? Already it is? I can't think, so all right, here we go. This is this is actually a new one from today. Here to share an embarrassing story. Love it. My younger life, sixth grade, I was at the neighbor's house with another neighbor and
during the day snooping around in his parents room. We found his mom's dildo. But it got worse. We found his dad's playboys, and we wanted to see what was in there, knowing what was in a Playboy magazine. After peeling the page as apart, we finally got to see what I believe was my first naked girl and naked woman. Looking back, I can't believe that I was grossed out. Oh that's from our buddy Dan. So I think that my dad didn't have playboys, but my friends Scott's dad had playboys.
Now this goes back to the day when they did not show pubic hair. They showed boobs, boobs and butts and no pubic hair, and it wasn't I mean to just real, like honest, here a little TMI. It wasn't until I saw a penthouse. Then they actually showed the working parts of a woman's body, and I was so shocked at what they looked like, because that was not at all what I expected and looked like. And it wasn't where I thought it was going to where I thought it was going
to be. I thought it was more higher than that, a little bit below the belly button, like yeah, so um, you know you'll learn all right. Next one, a couple of stories about finding parents porn from Ashley. First one, I was watching Land Before Time and my parents room because my older sister was watching something else in the living room. Halfway through the movie, my parents came home and said to shut off the movie. The next day, I went to go finish the movie, thinking it was
still my Land Before Time VHS. I turned it on and hit play. To my surprise, it was not Land Before Time. H My eyeballs were scarred for life. The second, I was hanging out at a friend's house my senior year of high school. We were looking through the entertainment center for something to watch. Probably Buffy or the oc When looking at the DVD coboard, we found a couple of her dad's DVDs of the quote, well,
I'm not going to say the genre. Yeah. We were so grossed out because we were that same age, So senior year of high school, you're eighteen years old. We were the same age. So we broke them into pieces and buried them in the garbage. And she's got another one. Oh got a third one. Okay. Hanging out in the garage at the same friend's house, we found her dad's magazines. We decided to censor all the females in the magazine by using Jumbo Sharpie's Dad. I bet, because then
you would know. I'm going to tell you a really quick Beth caught me with a porn DVD in my computer. Beth is my daughter. She is at the time, she was probably twenty and going to the UVM and I took I don't remember exactly. We're sitting in the kitchen counter and I had my laptop. Yeah, and back when laptops used to play DVDs. I pushed the EJAC button to put something in there, probably Roller Coaster, Tycoon or something, and I pushed the ejac button, and I think it was
called slop shots. My god, so I want you to call this episode slop shots. So and it was basically like, well, you can guess what it was. Yeah. And on the DVD it didn't just say slop shots, but it had a bunch of pictures of the participants in the video engaging in slop shots. Wow. And I'm like, oh, whoops. And she said, I'll never forget it. Not good, not good.
It was just porn. She found her dad's porn. But when you're twenty years old and realize that your dad watches porn, it's a little disturbing. I wonder she remembers that she'd laugh about it now. Oh yeah, but you can't bring it up because it still would be like great, yeah, I don't talk about it. I will, We'll go back to her first partner email. I mean, good for your parents. That means they were still hot for each other. They were kicking you out of the bedroom so
they could watch their piern together. Get it on. So that it sounds healthy, that's good. I had a girlfriend discovered my porn collection. This was my fiance x fiance, and I had a big box of back in the VHS days, and there was a big box of VHS porn on the cover on the shelf in my closet. And I was in the bathroom one morning getting ready for work, and I hear this giant thump thump thump, thump, thump thump, And I came in and there were porn seed are
vhs scattered all over the floor. Because she was curious what's in that box? Well, she found out, and she was not the kind of person to laugh at off. She was more the kind of person to be annoyed. And so I don't remember if I threw room away, but yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't like she's like, oh my god, I found your porn. Yeah. I mean, obviously I've learned through my on joking TikTok video that people are very polarized by watching piorn. I will say this.
I I was telling you guys this off the air. I saw this discussion on like a Facebook group I'm in and a woman said that she found her husband had screenshots of a mutual friend of theirs, and that in the past he had pleasured himself to those screenshots of their mutual friends, and it really bothered her, and she let him know so he wasn't supposed to do
it anymore. And then she peeped in his phone and found it and I asked Jake, I said, have you ever taken screenshots of like people, you know, like if they're in a bikini or something where they look hot and done that. He's like no, and I go, yes, you have, and he was like, I swear I haven't. He was like, because I am. He's like, found I've had access to video my entire life, and he was like, and that's what my brain enjoys, Like I like to see video. I don't like watching looking at a still
picture. He's like, the magazines wouldn't work for me either, and I mean, they would never work. He just wouldn't go to them because it doesn't need to. And he said, why do you? And I said no, I just read this thing and I thought about it. And while I don't care about that stuff at all, that would really bother me. If he was taking screenshots of someone we both knew, that's what would make me insecure. It's not the perfect body stars, it would be if it
was someone we actually knew, that would make me insecure. Yeah. I mean, I've got nothing to add to that. I can totally totally see that, all right. Next one, it says kick him out or let him stay. I'm gonna look at it later because it's long, and sometimes the longer ones they go on for quite a while and then they don't really fit in with the Minnesota goodbye. So I'm gonna skip that one and look at it for later. It might work better on the show. This one
does say Minnesota goodbye. Bullying on videos. I was listening to you guys talk about viral videos and the bullying everyone is susceptible to when posting online. I have a cat that likes to gag at most all foods, and a few friends pushed me to make him a talk. It took me a while because I'm sensitive it didn't want to deal with the harassment, but I finally did, and now he's a hit. He really is. I've seen his video. Seriously, Yeah, she said it to me before I watched it
was hilarious. The bulleing was harsh, saying my cat is sick. He's not. That's just his shtick that I abuse him by fortuned him to gag. I don't he'll gag without me holding food up to him, and he also comes to me every time I'm eating for a smell. Animals aren't dumb, and if it made him suffer that much, he wouldn't continue the same habits, etc. The comments hurt, and I've snapped back, but I've learned not to look at the comments all too frequently, or just block people
if they get too rude. I even reached out to Fallon when his TikTok started, and she left a sweet comment, the mental world to me,
Milo my cat. Milo the Critic now has his videos licensed out to companies like Fox News and ABC and articles written on him by newsweekly Yahoo, and his most popular video now has eight point five million views and soon he'll have a link for merch Holy Crape. The joy he's brought to people and the love he's gotten has made dealing with the negativity worth it, and I encourage people not to let the fear of bullying ever stopped them from doing what they
want to do. Thank you, guys for being enjoyed in my life every day. I haven't missed an episode of The Minnesota Goodbye or the Radio show in years, and thanks thanks for the podcast apps. I started listening in the Corey fol Days, and even have a tank top that I found from the State Fair that you and her signed. You guys are the absolute best, and that is from Tammy. Thanks Tammy. Thanks Tammy for listening all those years. I really appreciate that. It's so funny to think the Corey
Foli days. She started twenty years ago and she was here until two thousand and seven. So Corey Foley has been gone for sixteen years now something like that, and it doesn't seem possible, all right. Next one and I had to share my funny moment involving yesterday's podcast. I was on my way home from work, feeling good, windows rolled down, cranked the Minnesota Goodbye.
I stopped at a stop light the moment Dave said the first time I watched hardcore porn, and my eyes damn near popped out of my head. Of course, the lady next to me had her window down and the light obviously didn't change for what felt like an eternity, so she got to hear about hardcore penetration porn for at least two more minutes. I laughed out loud once I drove off, and I had to write in yes you did, thanks for the constant. Last we were talking about I don't know, well
the difference of like you know, you see porn of like whatever. But then I don't remember exactly how it came up, but we were talking about penetration porn, which is, oh, I know what it was. It was like, you shouldn't see that when you're ten years old because you don't you know that people are naked underneath their clothes, but you don't know how it works or what your bodies have to do when you're eight or ten years old, and you should not be exposed to that. That is too much.
That's like drinking coffee when you're three. It's just too much. It is a lot. Next one, my name is Elaine and listening since I was a teen I am now thirty six. I loved listening to War of the Roses and always followed Dave Ryan. When I lived at a state I even had a KWB fellow. Ok, I even had KDWB follow a little bit of a typo here it says there's no better stations out there. Congrats
Dave on thirty years and all the advice given through the years. I always tear up, especially around Christmas, which season this time, I'd like a shout out a request for my daughter. She is turning seventeen on June thirteenth, which will glad we saw this one. We celebrated her sixteenth last year in a treatment facility, but this year is extra special. She has struggled so much with mental health through the years and self injuries. This year,
I wanted to know how proud we are of her. She's overcome so many struggles within herself. She has overcome her mental illness, she's stable and no more thoughts of self harming. She has grown so much in such a short time. Please give her the hugest shout out ever. She's spent six months in her residential treatment facils, hours away from home. It's always been her and I against the world as a single parent. This year has been the
best as she has overcome so much and she's developed within herself. Please show her some love and send her a big birthday shout out. We listen every day. We'll be in the car listening around six fifteen. Sorry we missed that. And that's the funny thing. We don't always look at these emails in time. We live in a small town called Ogilvie, home of the Lions, and the water tower looks like a castle. And our neighbor city is Moura, the sister city of Morris, Sweden. Thanks for being great
everyone that is from Elena. Well, you know what I'm going to send to Lena an email back and say we didn't get it on the radio. Don't be disappointed, but it will be on the Minnesota Goodbye. So'll writer back and let her know that one one thing to you know that's interesting. People will say, hey, can you do a shout out Thursday at eight o'clock for my daughter who's turning fifteen, And I always say I'd be happy to, but we don't schedule them because if we schedule them we will forget.
There's just too many moving parts of the show that we would forget that. And I don't want people listening going, yeah, they're gonna do shout They can do to shout out and then not do it. So I always tell people, if you want to shout out, text in at the time you want the shout out. Let's say, if you wanted at eight o'clock on Wednesday, text me at seven fifty eight on Wednesday, and I'll be able to likely to be able to do it. So once in a while
though, people will say hey, can I get a shout out? And I'll write them back and say yeah, it's coming right up, and then I will forget to do it, and I feel like garbage. Last one, do not say my name. Okay. I had an old boss who would keep frozen meals, especially lean cuisines, in the fridge at work. This puzzled me, and one day this boss mentioned how the microwave instruction seemed
a little aggressive and would overcook their meal. I wasn't sure what to do when they said this, because I noticed she kept them in the fridge. Obviously, if you have something frozen, it needs to be heated up way longer than something kept in the fridge. She was frying her meals because she was keeping lolls in the fridge, and therefore they were no longer when she heated him up. And there are people who keep frozen meals like leaning poisines
in the fridge. Is this even safe? I don't think so. I don't like so either. I've never done that. I mean that you buy them, and wherever you buy the item is where I keep it. Yeah, unless like I am thawing meat to use for like that night kind of thing. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a big food preservation kind of a person, so I definitely keep things frozen. Frozen you can do almost indefinitely, Like I don't know if a year or two for a frozen meal, I don't know. But once it goes to the
fridge. I always tell Susan just because in the fridge it's not some sort of a magic keep it forever box. And Susan likes to think, well, if you put Deli meat in the fridge, it's a magic keep it forever box, and It's like, no, that Deli meat after a week is kind of gross and ready to be thrown out. I do not mess with Deli meat. It's already like slimy. Anyway, I'm like, yeah, a week is my max on that, and that is going to do
it this time for the Minnesota Goodbye. You have any comments or questions or anything you want to bring up a totally new topic is totally awesome. Send that to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.