This is the Minnesota Goodbye, the Jenny and Drake version for the next two days maybe more. Or actually I can't say good morning because you can say good morning. Yeah, but there's gonna be people listening at this at night in the afternoon. You know, they're not always going to be listening to it in the morning. Jenny, we knows this Guten tag, Aloha, all the greetings, you say whatever you want. Anyways, this is probably
gonna be the most random, strangest Minnesota Goodbye there ever was. But let's get into some emails Drake, shall we? Yes? Okay, I gotta find the one I meant to start with, and now I'm on the wrong one. Where are you? Jenny, you're throwing this podcast already in the beginning. I pre read this and this is wild. Okay, It's something I've never heard before. And I'm curious if you've ever heard of Drake.
Okay. So this comes from Hannah and it says, hey, morning, Chow crew writing in task if anyone who listens to this podcast has heard of this ridiculous thing my boyfriend just said to me. Minor trigger warning because it mentions period blood. Oh. Hannah decided to make spaghetti for dinner, and her boyfriend gets home and asks what I made for dinner and I tell him I made spaghetti. He looks shocked and asks, but aren't you on your period? And I said, uh yeah, what does that have to do
with me making spaghetti? And he says, women put their period blood in spaghetti and feed it to men to cast witchcraft on them. I'm not eating that. What. I stood there dumbfounded. I said, what the fuck are you talking about? He said this is something he's heard his whole life and again said he would make himself something else to eat for dinner. Has anyone listening ever heard of this shit? This obviously can't be a real thing
because you but what the actual f is he talking about? This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, serious, because he said that he made hisself himself his own dinner. Still, after they talked about it, I have never heard about that. Yeah, that is wild, though, I can't even where did he hear that from. Did his parents like pass that down
to him that? Hannah, I'm gonna be honest, I think your boyfriend might be one of the only people who has ever heard such a myth before, because that is not something that It's not even like an urban legend I've heard of, you know what I mean. It's so I don't know what your boyfriend grew up learning or like what kind of cults he might have been in when he was younger, But that, as far as I know,
is on a thing. If you have heard of this, zo, feel free to email Listen and let us know, because that is so strange. Listen, I grew up in a really small town where you know, a lot of stuff like that would come about nothing to the level of that. That's crazy, Like that is literally insane. Yeah, so let us know. Email us Ryan Show at ktweb dot com if you have any more information about that line. Okay, this one comes from also a different Hannah says,
Hey, guys, I've written in a couple of times. I have a couple of things on my mind, and I'd like a chance to get a sticker. So let's get into it first. I'm love naughty Tuesday. Keep that shit up, she says, good, we will Naughty Tuesday. Oh yeah, you're not usually on the Minnesotabe. No, So Naughty Tuesday is where we read kind of like sexual stories. I think we got into some fetish stuff last week, some injuries that were due to having sex or
from having sex, stuff like that. So if you have a story for Naughty Tuesday, please send it in so we can discuss it tomorrow on tomorrow's episode of Minnesota Goodbye. Excited all right, and then she continues on, Jenny, my elementary school also had a yo yo guy come every year to show off their tricks, and then we would take home a yoyo catalog that we would beg our parents to order from. I got a glow in the Dark one and never learned a single trick. We also had a guy come
in every year that played in an accordion and saying silly songs. I still to this day get the Mama, would you buy me a Bandana? Song stuck in my head at least once a month because I think we were talking on the show, or maybe it was the Minnesota Goodbye about how like yoyo people used to come to my schools and I'd be so hyped and I was like, I'm gonna learn all these tricks and I would get a yo Yo.
So she continues on, I listened to the segment the other day when you were having people call their parents with confessions for Jonas Brothers tickets twice, once live and once on the podcast. When I was listening live, also was thinking, what the fuck, where did that accent come from? But then when I was listening to it on the podcast, I realized that I could hear a bit of an accent in the beginning. She just wasn't saying a lot. So I think that's why we didn't notice. Okay, I
exactly what I say. That's what drake'sai gues. He relistened to the audio, and I'm not saying that she didn't have an accent from the beginning. But the thing that was weird was it was almost like a completely different personality because she was so kind of quiet and timid at the beginning, to all of a sudden, it was like, oh yeah, it was like she became Mary Poppins, and it was Yeah. That's why I feel like it caught so many people off fired. The funniest part about that whole thing,
and it's more funny to me because I watched Dave's face. A lot of people that listened to this. Obviously you're not watching our faces, like our reactions, but Dave had like such a genuine concerned face, and he was just like what he was, Dave was super confused, Like I know, Drake has us going live a lot of times now that we have all these fans of cameras in here and whatever, and so you can see our actual
facial expressions during the show a little bit more often. But man, if you could see us sometimes during the show, the amount of like miming to each other that we do of like what did that person just say? Like we're confused about something, or I'm trying to tell Drake something during the show. It's just it's a whole thing. So all right, let's see. She has a couple more things. I'm gonna skip to this last one. It says a while ago, you guys ask for stories about accidentally flashing someone,
and I would like to share my story. When I was a sophomore in high school, I had a huge crush on a boy in my grade. I went to hang out with him at his house for the first time, and we decided to go to the park. We were being silly and going down the side over and over again, and I was wearing these very thin, cheap leggings Apparently one of the times I went down the side, my pants ripped right down the steam in the back and exposed most of my ass. Oh no, I didn't notice, and he had to tell me
that my pants were ripped. Now before you ask, I did feel a slight breeze, but these leggings were so thin and cheap that there was always the slight breeze when I wore them. Thankfully, I was wearing a long hoodie and was able to pull it down over my butt. I had dinner with his family and my ripped pants at night. None of them knew about my pants, but I was still mortified. Nonetheless, when my dad picked me up, I told him about it and he said it couldn't be that
bad. So I turned around and showed him, and he burst out laughing, and I cried. I ended up dating that boy for four years, and then we broke up in college because of the long distance from Saint Paul to Menominee. It was just too much for me. And we started dating again over a year ago, and I give him crap all the time about not lending me a pair of basketball shorts that day. Thanks for reading. If you do, you all are amazing and listen to the show is my
favorite part of my day. Keep up the great work. And that comes from Hannah. Oh you know that's I love that you're dating him though now again, I just like full circle moments make me so happy being a flashing people. I flashed Drake today and his camera. I'm wearing this tank top and we did this video of us singing to share in the middle of the show, and Drake decided to do it from the highest angle he's ever taken angle recording in his life, and I was like, Drake, my entire
boob you can see it from that angle. So he posts the video you can see it on Dave Ryan Show on Instagram, and we had to put an emoji over it because I'm pretty sure one of my nieps was popping. It's either my double ass chin or it's your perky ass boobies. We don't have a double chin. Get out of here, okay. You know I always record at high angles like that, though that one was extremely high today. That's because we were getting lit. You and your high, long ass
arms take it down a level so my nips aren't popping. What should I name this nips? My nips are popping, nips are popping, I like it, maybe nieps, my knee are popping. I never know what the protocol is of what I can title these, because sometimes I'm like, oh, is that I'm I allowed to? I think Dave had we titled something about like I don't want just awards one time recently, and I was like, is that really something we should be titling it? But see, I
didn't. I do the I post the podcast, and I'm in charge of like coming up with the titles and whatnot. And I also have that thought process a lot. But there's some days where I just don't care, and I'm just like, just put the most aggressive right for it, because it brings people in to listen to it, right, Like I when I look at podcasts, I'm always intrigued by the title. The title gets me, and then I read the description and then I'm like, oh, this sounds
good, you know, okay, moving on. This one comes from if I'm pronouncing it correct, I apologize chow. I think it says. I think destination weddings and gender reveals are millennials and gen Z's ways of getting more attention. No one really wants to spend a thousand plus dollars and take time off to go to your wedding or cares about a party just to see what gender your baby is. I mean I have feelings about those things as well.
I am all. I would say destination weddings, if you're good enough friends with someone and you're down to go to the destination, I don't find that to be too awful. Gender reveals, on the other hand, like it's not something that I'm a huge fan of. I don't care if you do it yourself, but it's just not something that I would do if I ever had a baby. But you know what you do, you baby baby. Yeah. I mean I think I don't know a single person in my
life that has done like an actual gender reveal party. I've had people do the thing where like you know, we're having like like a super Bowl party or something, you know, and then they just like make an announcement at
that party. But it's not like it's not gender reveal centric. Yeah, the people who make it gender reveals centric, and you know, like everybody come, all the guys come dressed in blue suits their gender is yeah or that, Like I think that's a little bit extra but I mean, listen, at the end of the day, you're gonna do what you want to do, and you do what you want to do because it's your life,
you're living it. You do what makes you happy. And I would say also that I think that social media has made it seem like there's so many more gender reveal parties than there actually are, because honestly, the only one I've ever seen was my sister did one for her second child, my nephew, and it was just a zoom one because it was kind of COVID time and it was like only a few people were there and we were all just curious because they had waited to find out the sex for their first child,
my niece, until she was born. But they were like, oh, we kind of just want to know what this one if we're getting a boy or girl this time. So they did like some balloons in a box that they open or they popped something I don't even remember, but it was very simple, and that's the only one I have ever been a part of. So I feel like a lot of people think that there's way more gender reveal
parties than actually do go down. There's just a lot of like viralness to stuff like that because a lot of times something goes wrong or you know, people start forest fires, which is pretty fucked up. Don't have a gender reveal party that starts a forest fighter. Okay, we can all probably agree on that one. Yes, all right, next email, This says Jenny, Dave and Drake. As far as the phenomenon in regard to hearing the
ocean in a seashell, so on Friday, I think it was. It was like I've always wondered blank, and mine was why do you hear the ocean in a seashell? Like? It doesn't make sense? They go, Acoustics plays a big part as well as we all can assume. Sorry, guys, it's been a long day. Okay, they say acoustics plays a big part, as we can all assume. Going further into it, there are sounds that your brain has learned to block out, because if it didn't,
your senses would be overwhelmed and you wouldn't be able to function. However, shell acts as a parabolic dish and amplifies these sounds that you've learned to ignore. This, combined with the fact that the myth of hearing an ocean in a seashell is so prevalent in human society. Your brain then interprets this unfamiliar sound as ocean sounds. It boils down to power of suggestion. This comes from Jem Jem Jay shout out, Jem, we love you, he
emails and texts in the show a lot. Okay. I did kind of assume that it had something to do with like, you have been conditioned to believe that that's what you're gonna hear, So when you listen, your brain is already anticipating you're gonna hear the ocean in it. So I kind of understood that. But thank you for the actual breakdown, Gem. We appreciate it. Just water inside there and like that's what you were hearing When I was younger, I literally legitimately thought there was like an OW, Yeah,
I don't know, I really don't know. Okay, I let's see where we're at for time. We can do a couple more here, Hold on, I gotta go back to the email. Let's see this one says hello, you guys are the best, Thanks for all your work and care. Quick embarrassing story here on open apology to the Chick fil A worker and the drive through line. I was in a pretty long line for Chick fil A and my phone was sitting by the cup holder of my car, popped up
so I could see it. While waiting in line, I decided to put on the current show that I have been watching, Botched, a show about plastic surgery has gone wrong, where the famous surgeons to fix these botched surgeries. Soon, the worker comes to my window to take my order, and as soon as I finish the order in payment, I glance at my phone and there are just two large naked boobs on the screen. And I am
mortified. I am now panicking that those guy working saw a little more than he bargained for and is now wondering what I am up to in my car. So embarrassed, please send me a sticker. They also said don't say their name, So I'm glad because I was about to like start this off by reading their name, and I will not say your name. I will, however, send your address to Dave to send you a sticker. What
a classic moment to have on your phone. In the cars you pull up to the drive theory dude, and those Chick fil A workers, they get like a full full view of your entire cars, So I'd be very curious to talk to one of those like Chick fil A drive through workers to see some of the stuff that they've seen and heard. Yeah, cars, Okay, we're moving on. We'll do like one more email then we're gonna wrap this one up for today, but feel free to send us more emails.
Hey, Dave, Jenny, and Drake. I've been on vacation in Mexico for a week, and the one thing I missed about home and am ready to go back to besides my kids and dog, is you guys. I just saw face posts with all three of you and I was like, oh, I miss them. You guys feel like friends. Just had to tell you guys, love you all. I can't wait to hear your voices on Monday. Love Jess. Well, thank you, Jess, Welcome back to the States. I hope you had a lovely trip to Mexicel Mechicol and God,
we're like the annoying tourists who are like mehicl. I'm literally wearing a islam Mo Harris like tourists hat right now. I love that for you, Drake, because you were just there for a wedding. Yep. Nice Okay, one more and then we'll wrap this up. Hi, besties, was listening to the podcast and Drake's hot takes about corn nuts and wanted to write in about something super petty I did once involving corn nuts and a road trip.
All right, let's see what she's got. One time, me and my husband were driving to the cabin and got in an argument about something and spent an hour in silence. A whole girl had been there before. We eventually stopped at a gas station and I got corn nuts out of spite because he hates the sound of chewing. Once we got back in the car and crunched those cornut it's as loudly as I could until he finally looked at me and said something about how petty I was and broke the tension and we laughed
about it and made up. Makes me wonder, what is the dumbest, pettiest thing y'all have done to annoy your significant other? Okay, I think I can say her name, Becky. I actually want to do this on the morning show tomorrow because this shit is hilarious. And Becky, if you and I were dating, I would have like opened your door and been like, get out. Get out right now. I'm not moving another mile an
inch until you get out of this car because I have miss aphonia. Miss Aphonia, I think is what it's called where chewing sounds like someone's like in my brain, like scraping it. It like triggers me so much, so Becky shout out. I'll definitely get you a sticker else. Send this over to Dave and I think we'll do this on the Morning Show as well, not just the Minnesota Goodbye. But that's it for today. Thank you for
listening to the Jenny and Drake version of the Minnesota Goodbye. We're here again tomorrow, so if you maybe have some specific emails you want to send that you want me and Drake to discuss for tomorrow, feel free to send him Ryan Show at KDWB dot com