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Multifaceted Hoot

Jun 24, 202420 min
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Jenny's night sweats, new game ideas for the show, why are we a catch?, Bailey makes a bold statement about men, and more!

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Before we get started, Jenny, check the wave form to make sure it's actually working. Okay, good question for you, Jenny. Right off the top. Let's go with a subject line of night sweats. Are you ready? Yep? Okay, here we go. Amanda says, Hello. I'm Amanda. I heard the conversation on the radio driving to work about night sweats. I'm a registered dietitian and personal trainer that specializes in holistic health and wellness. There are a handful of things that could be going on, but the

first I thought I would be liver function. A lot of medications and toxins we are exposed to can overload the liver and cause this symptom. Please reach out if you're interested in learning more on how to resolve this issue. I would be happy to help. That is from Amanda, so I will forward this to you. Jenny, talk about your night sweats for a little bit.

Because I had night sweats last night because it was hot. I opened the window and then I'm out in black Forest, Colorado, out in the countryside, and I open the window and then I can't sleep because I hear who all night close the window sweat the rest of the night. But you

sweat with no temperature factor pretty much. I mean, it might have a little bit of a factor with the summer here, but for the most part, I think it's just my anxiety medication because I did change my dosage in the last few weeks, and that's where I've seen this increase of night sweats, because I mean I used to get them every once in a while for god knows what reason, but now it's been a little bit more frequent,

and it's just it's gross. It's just gross to wake up to and being like drenched and like feeling sweat dripping down your neck and all you're doing is laying there like what what's happening? It is the worst. I mean when you say like dripping down your neck, I've been there, and it's like you're just wet, and then your pillow is wet, so then you get to turn your pillow over. So I think we all have them once.

Bailey, do you ever get night sweats? I mean occasionally, but it's usually just when it's like really hot outside and I don't happen to have a fan on or something like that, but not usually. I haven't sweated at night for a while. Okay, good to no. Thanks for the email forwarded to you, Jennykay, I like this one. This is really interesting from Stephanie. She says, I was wondering if we could have a Dave Ryan Show super fan quiz battle whatever. It could go a couple of ways.

Let's see what she says. Listeners send questions to Vaunt, he knows the least about the show, and the questions are asked to either Dave or Jenny, who can answer more. Or the questions are asked to Dave Jenny Bailey, who try to compete against a major superfan listener, I know a lot of us super fans exist. Could be fun to see who can answer questions about the show better. Dave tends to say, I do to remember that to some of the content, but from the past, so I think

it could work. It's hard to remember thirty plus years of content and Spoon and spoon much has happened. I think she means so much has happened, but it says Spoon. I know this was tried once in the past, but I don't feel people who called in were true super fans. If you want to pursue this idea, I can write a bunch of questions for the show. I have like ten off the top of my head, in the words of Tigger TTFN tata for now hooho, that's for you, Bailey,

she said, we can do that. Yeah, I will invite you, Stephanie, if you're listening to this, and I think you are writ in some super fan questions and we'll see what kind of questions you come up with. So like's what kind of she's talking about? Like, are we talking about just like memories from the show or are we talking about specifics that we've said about each other's lives. Well, let's try maybe, and I'm thinking probably both, Like what is Dave's dog's name, or what was Jenny's dog's

name? Who's dogs name? My dog's Namesie Josie, or what was Jenny's dog's name that passed away a year or so ago? Shoot, now I feel like a jerk. I remember Fallon's dogs names. That's okay, Elliott, Yes, do you know the name Dave? Of course I do, yeah, Mickey, Micky, And what about this one, Bailey? Can you name ten former members of the Dave Ryan Show? Ten can leave ten, Pat Ebert's Angie two, Corey Foley, Lina Spenson. Uh oh,

Jackson, STEVEO found that's seven, that's John and Drake. That's a job, very good. Extreme Jamie is hurt right now that you did not remember Extreme Jamie. Listen. I had to sit next to him, and it was the worst day of my life. So I will never remember jam explain that statement. You can't just throw that out. It's on my Instagram,

Bailey on Air. I have a picture of us at Almet's Apple Farm and while we were waiting in line to meet you and Extreme Jamie, me and my sister got into a physical altercation trying to decide who got to sit next to you, and we wanted to that was the win is to sit next to Dave, and so I lost. So I had to sit next to Extreme Jamie. And I was so pissed at my sister. You were a kid that you were like eight years old, and I wanted to sit next to you. I didn't want to sit next to Extreme Jamie. And I

see in the picture. I've seen the picture before, and you're ball the door and you and your sister look just like you do now. But it is very cute because and it's weird sometimes to believe that I have been doing this show long enough to see a little kid grow up to a middle aged woman. Yes you middle aged? Yes, second middle aged woman? Yeah? Well what are you thirty three? I'm close close around the Yeah yeah, okay, well you're hitting their middle age age to anyone? Hmmmm?

Next one? Another Stephanie writes in what if you take the red flags game and use personality traits good or bad and see if we would date them or ask a listener if you would mix and match people to make it more fun. Example, they're famous minor, but go with it. They're incredibly fit, but they also sing show tunes daily out of the blue. What's wrong with that? That sounds like a winner? That would be great for you, Bailey. How about this one. They're a pilot, their family is

incredibly important to them. They treat you like a queen, but they leave random piles of stuff all over the place. Okay, I think what there's saying is that's a that's a dig at me, Dave. I think that I'm okay, you know, I do leave random pot I thought the other day that I'm kind of a catch. Why, well, I'm not horrific looking, I earn a good living. I can get you free concert tickets. Sometimes I can take you for a motorcycle ride, I can take you

flying. But I do leave piles of stuff around the house, so I mean a great It's not bad though. I mean I could have like a gambling problem or addicted to prescription pills or something like that. So I'm kind of a catch, unless it's like catching std dag. No, I got those all cleared up. They're all cleared up, Jenny. Tell me why you're a catch. I think because I'm very observant of like everyone or like a partner's feelings, and I'm always like kind of catering to things that I

think I think will make them happy. I'm also very clean, and I'm very detail oriented. So if you want to have the most fantastic vacation of your life, then I will plan it and we will have a fantastic time together. Okay, and you're easy on the eyes too. Is that bad for me to say easy on the eyes? No, I think it's fine if we were in the nineteen fifties, But you're easy on the eyes. Yeah, No, I don't. Yeah, thanks, Dave. That's very

kind of you. Well, Steve used to say, it's a good thing you're pretty, Jenny, So you know, he still says it to me me sometimes and says that, Bailey, seriously, Now, why are you a catch? Well, I'm fun and I feel like I'm fun to be around, and people people usually like me. In general. I think I'm just a likable person. I can get along with variety of people. I'm always up for doing cool activities out and about, but also I can have a great time at home as well. Potentially. Yeah, you're kind of

fun and you're fun to be around. I'm fun, I'm fun to be around. I'm multifaceted. Hoot. Okay, I would kind of agree with that one. Yeah, faceted. That's what this title of this is. Multifaceted. Hoot. Next email, Now, Alexander writes in and says, I don't think you read my email, but I do want to assure you that I'm pretty sure that I did read this email. We were talking about the the Waco. This is a total switch of gears here the Waco.

This is what happened, Dave. It was last week when we tried to record the podcast. Oh and it stopped working. And so yes, we did read it, and then I think I got deleted, and then when we re recorded, it didn't get read. Okay, So she writes in

Sorry, Oh Boy, The Little Black Loan. She she was talking about how somehow on our show the David Koresh Waco massacre site was mentioned, and I don't remember why it was mentioned, but she said, I was in Dallas last week and my mom and I decided to drive to Mount Carmel where the Waco tragedy took place, like thirty two years ago. We were completely

shocked that nothing had changed, aside from a few burnt wood piles. Now, if you don't know, David Koresh was a cult leader and he had what they call a compound, his own little city with a bunch of buildings but one main building, and he would you know, basically, he thought he thought that he was God, and he taught his followers that he was

God. But he was also super creepy and awful, and he would make children have sex with him, and he would have men have sex with him and married women have sex with him, because that's what you did to please your God. And so the government said, yeah, we can't have this going on anymore. So they surrounded it, and this place was loaded with guns. So they start shooting at the you know, the law enforcement people, and so the law enforcement people start shooting back, and then somehow I

think David Koresh set the place on fire and so many people died. Yeah, because he would rather you know, we told his converts, we would rather die than surrender to these evil people. So she said the place was beyond creepy. The hole where all the kids had died was still there now, just covered with rocks and water. The cement pool that Koresh built was

still there, only as turned into a swamp. There was a memorial section that was small, but had listed everybody who died and the officer who died trying to get him out of the compound. She said it was just creepy, and I honestly thought it would be a big memorial. But the government doesn't own this, so it's remained pretty much unchanged since nineteen ninety three.

So thanks for sending that email in And you're right you didn't hear it on the podcast, because that was the day last week when it didn't record. Brianna writes in Hey y'all, I'm disappointed in you, not me shaking my head last Friday when you were guys who were celebrating one thousand shows. I wrote to all of you last March that you will hit one thousand shows on May fourth of twenty twenty three. So you are well all over one thousand

by now. Apple podcast only holds one thousand shows, so at any moment, the app will say see all nine hundred and ninety nine. So that would mean even at this point today, it would still say see all one nine hundred ninety nine shows. Yes, So I think I kind of might have mentioned that a little bit that I was unsure. Yeah, that's why I think I on the podcast description I said, is this our hoo? Was of the episode We're not really she needs to be seen there right.

Andrew from Ohio A Weekly staff writer, says, I wanted to say I noticed that the mid show ads during the good Minnesota Goodbye are gone, and I'm glad I have not been able to listen to the show podcasts lately, but the Minnesota Goodbye no longer has those mid sentence ads that you'll be saying. Here's an email from Blah Blah blah and Chumba chumba chumbumb would jump in.

There's only an ad at the beginning and the end, and it's much easier to tolerate than the annoying ones that cut up off whatever you guys were saying. Does that make sense? Yeah, I mean I don't really, I'll truthfully be honest, I don't know why it's changed, but I'm happy it's changed in a good way. But yeah, for sure, we're always trying to look to improve the whole experience. Last email, I was listening to Friday's podcast and thinking to myself, Wow, Bailey is so witty and

quick with her humor. I wonder if she does improv mm. I opened up my email and had the subject line filled and ready to ask Bailey if she does improv or should do it, and then at the same moment, Bailey mentions her improv group. Welp, that answered that. But I do want to say, Bailey that I notice every single little one liner and background heckles and whatever else you add into the show, and I can't stop laughing. You are so hilarious to me and I'm so glad you're on the show.

The show needed someone like you who is really quick with humor and can heighten the comedy A bit that is from Allison, Well about what about me and Jenny and Vaughan? Don't we add what that's the thing? You guys aren't as funny as me. But it's it's okay because like men in general just aren't funny. So it's okay, Dave. It's not you, it's men men in general aren't funny. What about Gabriel Iglesias, He's funny? Who Chris Rock He's funny? Who's that that short guy, the the the

the comic who you know who I'm talking about? He does all the movies, the short black comic. What's his name? Kevin Hart, He's hysterical. Jerry Seinfeld, he's funny. Dane Cook the deal about comedians. I don't know about Dane Cook. I think he's past his prime. He's done. Dane Cook. He's the only one I could think of there are funny guys. I'm I'm stirring the pot. I'm rage baiting right now. You

know I love that you're rage baiting. I will tell you that I think one of the funniest people in it was the woman who was at the Tom Brady Roast and Nicky Haley, Nikki Glazer, who's Nicki Haley? Yeah, who's Nicky Haley's He might know he's a political person. That different one kind

of that's people. I think Nikki Glazer was really funny. But there was a time back when I was first in radio, back when I was like eighteen or twenty years old, it was like, yeah, women aren't funny, so we're not gonna put a lot of women on the radio because they're not funny. People say that all the time. Do you think do they still still say that all the time? Which is why I said men aren't funny. I have a T shirt that says men aren't funny. That's literally

just like a riff off of women Aren't funny. Because so many men say women aren't funny, and the amount of comments I get on my men Aren't Funny shirt it is wild because it's always men who walk up to me and they're always like, you know, well, actually men are funny, and I'm just like, dude, you're proving my point. Like the whole point of this shirt is for guys like you to be like, excuse me, actually, who's that short guy? Kevin Hart? Yeah? But I will

absolutely acknowledge. I used to get really annoyed when I'd watched Saturday Night Live twenty years ago because it was Tina Fay and Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fay to me, is so fucking funny. She is so funny, so clever, so creative. And Jimmy Fallon I don't think is funny. I think he is enjoyable, but I don't think he's naturally funny. Let me looking right. But it used to annoy me because I could tell that Tina Fey wrote all the funny jokes for Jimmy Fallon y and so he would deliver them and

people would laugh uproariously. But it's like, well, Tina Fey wrote that joke. Yeah, so Tina Fey, I mean, and she also came up with mean girls. She also she also did thirty Rock of course,

and she's just funny. I also think Kristin Wig is really funny, and I mean with everything from the Target Lady to remember the carry on Saturday Night Live when it was like an old school Lawrence Welk kind of a singing group and she had the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little hands and she would be beauty or whatever it is and I'm judy, Oh my god, So yeah, I think that. But back in the day in radio, it was like there were two things. They said, people don't want to

hear women on the radio, which is wrong. I mean, look at somebody like Fallon or Jenny or I'm not gonna name other radio DJs here in town. But there are plenty of women on the radio and people want to hear them. But they also used to say women aren't funny. And I think maybe back then there was a stigma that women should not be funny,

they should be more the empathetic, loving person on the radio. Yeah, yeah, probably, I mean that's kind of Women have obviously evolved a lot to be much more ourselves than not only be something for a man's I would the man on the show feels like it probably has evolved in radio two, well, that was kind of the cliche. I mean, there are still radio shows that do this, and it drives me crazy. Where there's two guys and they're wacky, wacky wacky, and there's a woman and they turn

her microphone down to about seventy five percent and then she laughs. And there are still radio shows that are like that. Some big radio shows where the two guys are like, you know, a couple of bros. They're being funny, wacky, and the girl is in the background, and it's like that doesn't sit well with me, you know, Like when Fallen was on the show, a lot of the time, Fallon would be funnier than me. We would be like I'd be funnier for then herd one minute, and

then she'd be funnier than me the next minute. But it was never like, Wow, Fallon sit in the background and laugh, because no, if you ask to do that, I could never ask anybody on the show to sit in the background and laugh. Number One, you don't laugh when I say something funny. No, because you're not funny. Yeah, this podcast because men aren't funny. Maybe that's the title of the podcast. Men aren't

multifact. That's me. Women are multifaceted hoots to be around. I will I will leave it, but I will tell you this one though, And she hates when I say it. But my wife, Susan is not funny. She's just not a fun She's warm, she's empathetic, she's selfless,

but she is not funny. Because I will say something uproariously funny, Like, you know, She's like, I'm trying to go the let's say, I'm trying to do wat the walk the laundry and she's standing in my way and I got a big basket of laundry and I'm trying to get around her. I will say something funny like get the fuck out of my way, or I'm gonna kill you, and that's funny because I don't really mean it, and that's funny. It's even funnier when you say that it's funny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And and I'll say, so get the fuck out of my way before I murder you. And she'll be like, why do you say that? That's so mean? And I'm like, I'm trying to be funny, but she doesn't get it. Just riff and girlipop. She's like, what are you talking about? But she went. People are like, I mean not I don't hate Susan, but like when I clearly make a joke, granted the joke you just set up was not a good joke, but if I clearly make a joke and they're like, what

do you mean by that? And then you have to explain that it's a joke. And then of course once you have to explain that it was a joke. Of course, any joke you have to explain is no longer fun. And it was funny to me exactly. And I think everyone has different senses of humor, so I think that like or no, it's hard to say or no or no sense of humor. Oh well, let's let's say

this. Let's say we all have the same Let's say I'm walking into the studio and Bailey is walking out, and let's say I got a big basket of laundry. Now, you didn't laugh at that either, which I thought was funny because it's well, it's incongruent, and there's no way I'd walk

into the studio with a big basket of launch. More to it, I thought you're going to say you tripped her with the basket of laundry or no, no, no, no, no no no no. Okay, So so okay, I don't want to be that person, but we do have to wrap up here. I'm funnier than you, Bailey. You're not No, you're not no, you're not Times infinity

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