Alrighty, let's get started here on the Minnesota Goodbye. I think my favorite part of the show today was probably when we talked about unhealthy things and promoted healthy things. And I'm you know how we got started, But I was talking about how cigarettes started in I did, but why didn't I started? I was talking about how like cigarettes are so delicious. Oh, I know
what it was, Jenny's gonna start smoking because you're so stressed. And you said you're gonna go out and have a smoke break because you're so stressed because of all the extra work since Falon's not here. Yeah, that was what it was. And so then you immediately started talking about how wonderful I said, I'm Dave Ryan. I hardly recommend a big, thick, fat Marlborough
read. Nothing like that initial burn when you suck it into your lungs and pull it in and hold it in there deep, and one of those poles where you suck it so deep that when you blow out, not a lot of smoke comes out. Is delicious. It's satisfying. Yes, it's gonna kill you, but you will die happy with a Marlborough read between your lips. I'm Dave Ryan for Marlborough Reds, and then you said said, I don't condone that, but what I do condone is drinking vodka. Just put
it in your water bottle in the morning. Nobody's ever gonna know. Make sure you have some breath mints to take care of that breath though, because people will smell that. But outside of that, nobody's gonna know what you have in your water bottle. And then I think Drake went after bongs. You had a variety of bong that he likes. And then I came back with processed meat. Big fan of processed meat. Delicious, whether it's meat sticks, whether it's Slim Jim's, whether it's Vienna sausages, hot dogs,
Bologny, summer sausage, anything like that. I'm a big fan of processed meats. And if you're a vegan, it's tough shit. You might want to write a complaint letter, bit you know what, I don't care, go ahead and write a complaint letter. I respect your vegan lifestyle, but I'm going to eat processed meats. And I also came in one more time with wanting to say how wonderful vabing is when you get one of those flavored ones like ary something like that. You just take a little pull of it
and no, that's not what it's called. It's color. Yeah, it can you can pull on vape two. Yeah. Yeah, clearly I vape a lot. You know. I vaped for six or eight months a year or so ago, and I loved it. I loved it. I dropped my vape My favorite vape pen I dropped in the tub. I never found one because it was taking a bath one time while vaping and reading Oh my God, and I dropped it in the tub and it was I never found another one that I liked, and I tried several different vape pins, like
eighty dollars, forty dollars vape pins. Never found one that had the right delivery or resistance. So I just kind of gave it up, throw all my vape stuff away. People really do get addicted to those, like a specific one. I'm saying though, because like my girlfriend gets upset if she can't find her a vapepen that she really likes. But then also when Andrew and I were in New York a couple of months ago, we were out
at this bar and it was like very crowded. We were sitting at this tiny table and this couple comes in and this girl can't find her vape, and so she's like, did you guys see it? Whatever? They were just sitting where we were. We're like, sorry, no, whatever. They leave and they were just in the way of the server, like everyone was getting annoyed with them. They leave, come back like twenty minutes later, they're like, are you sure you didn't see it? Still looking for
a vape whatever. It's dark, it's a bar, like it was NIGHTSI whatever. And so finally I put my flashlight on and start aggressively searching for them, and we did find it, and they're like, oh, thank you so much. And I was like, man, you guys really need to vape it for you. That's how much you're like dedicated to finding it. Well with the thing that I don't want to spend a lot of time
on vape pins, but I got it. I mean, when I had my short lived vaping habit, you can't just go down to Quick Trip and buy it. Well, I don't even know someplaces still sell cigarettes. I don't know if quick Trip does or not. I think they probably do. But when you get a vape pin, you can't just go to the nearest gas station and buy like another pack of cigarettes. You love your vape pin because it's got seriously, he's got the right resistance, it's got the right
weight, whatever. And I gave it up because I could not find one to replace the one that I dropped in the tub. All right, here we go with some email mails, because the Minnesota goodbye is the heart of it, as your emails, because we love what you bring up. We love what you bring to the table, and I'll be honest with it. There's been a lot of emails about Fallon and her doing the afternoon show and the way that was done on Katy WDB, and there's a lot of people.
I got one from Elizabeth and it's longer, and I want to acknowledge you, Elizabeth, because she's like, I didn't like the way that it just happened all of a sudden, and I will go back to I didn't really like that either necessarily, but we didn't really know the best way to do it. It's like, in hindsight, yeah, we might have done things a little bit differently, like, oh, Fallon is moving to the afternoon show, Let's do a week's worth of but I didn't want it to
become depressing or make it feel like it wasn't a great thing. So Elizabeth, absolutely respectfully, if in hindsight we're going to do it again, there would you know? It's not my call. That's one thing is like I get to make a lot of decisions here on kat WB. I certainly don't get to make not even on k on this show, but I don't get to make every decision. If I got to make every decision, I'd pay Jenny. I'd give her a double her salary to thirty thousand dollars a year.
You would be making thirty thousand dollars a year because you deserve to double yourself. Much of money. I don't know what I would do with all of it. Can I tell you? I remember one time a friend of mine was in radio and he moved to Dallas to do afternoons, and he was now making fifty thousand dollars a year. And I remember laying in bed with my girlfriend going, can you imagine because there was a lot of there's
a lot of money. This is like nineteen eighty four, and I thought, you pay your rent and all your bills and you still have so much money left over. I mean fifty thousand back then was probably a hundred thousand now something like that. But I remember hearing that and going that would be so amazing to have that much money. Yeah. Wow, and it's still I mean, seriously, that's good money. I mean, one hundred thousand dollars. Next one, don't say my name? Okay, hey this crew.
Now the schools and sports says school sports are starting up. Can you give a little PSA to the families of kids who go to door asking for coupon sales and other booster fundraisers. I just had some kids ring my doorbell at ninety five tonight. Oh. I have dim lights on my house in a very long, dark driveway in a dark street. I also have little kids who are sleeping, and I'm going to bed myself. It's just too late to knock on somebody's store. I think eight to a thirty is probably
the latest you should show up at somebody's store. Do you agree? Thanks for all you Yeah, I even honestly kind of think it's a little bit too late. I think it's like seven in earlier. Yeah, yeah, they should do it. After school. There were some kids that came by some of the ring camera the other day and they were in chan Hassan storm shirts. Two girls walk up, they ring the doorbell and they stood for a little bit. And we have a no soliciting sign, but we don't.
We always buy the coupon books and the little discount cards that you never end up using. We always buy the cookie dough. We always buy the whatever Christmas wreaths and that type of thing for the Boy Scouts because Carson and Allison did the same thing, so we always buy it, even though listen, if you buy one of those, like it's a sheet of coupon cards, we lose it. We set it on the kitchen counter and say, oh, there's some good stuff. There's a Culver's gift car. We never
use it. We always forget. Yeah, do you buy those? Do you use him? Oh? Gosh, no, I asked the rock person. I have no problem saying no to little kids every way. But I also have never had any one since I've lived in my house for the last two years come to my house and knock, so maybe it'd be a little bit different. But no, I don't really buy anything like that. And I feel bad because I was the kid who went out and did that to my neighbors. But I'm not easily convinced Andrew, my boyfriend, is the
biggest sucker for Girl Scouts. He sees a Girl Scouts stand at a cub. Yea, he has sucked in one little girl, says Hi. He goes, yes, I'll have ten boxes. That's my boyfriend. I am the one that's like, we don't need that in the house. Stop it like and I know he like he both wants it, but it all so wants to support the Girl Scouts. And I'm okay when not supporting the Girl Scouts because I don't want the cookies in my house. I don't like cookies
generally. I mean I do. I like t Rex cookies from the mall because they're moist and they're big, and I like them. I'm not a big fan of the flavors and varieties of Girl Scout cookies. But when you walk into cub and there's a girl out there and there's her friends, and they's like, excuse me, sir, would you like? I always do, and I get about three boxes and then I usually bring them to the radio station and I set them on the breakroom table because I don't want them,
but I want to support scouts. This one's from Anna, she says, Dave. Since you're hating sons of anarchy, I have to recommend two shows. Painkiller on Netflix about the opioid crisis, perdue Pharma and the Sackler family. It is a three episode scripted show, similar to Dopsick, but very well done. I've heard of Painkiller. I really want to see that. Oh I have not heard of that one yet. Dopsick was so good. It was a fictionalized version of the opioid crisis, and it was so
good. Painkiller is it sounds like the same thing. It is a scripted show, but that sounds really good. It's fascinating. I mean the opioid crisis is, you know, like when I say fascinating, it's horrible, but fascinating. Silo on Apple TV plus a thriller futuristic post apocalyptic. I love post apocalyptic where characters live in an underground silo and are not allowed outside,
but due to records being destroyed, they don't know why. Characters discover things that lead them to ask questions about their situation based on an existing book series so it won't turn into lost. Lost was one of my big examples of bad TV, just like Walking Dead, it started out so good. Game of Thrones i've heard was the same way. Started out so good, but then they wanted to milk the cash cow as long as they could,
and Lost turned into it just a shit show. I watched the first couple of seasons of Lost, but that's all I got too because I know it went on for too long and I could only hang out for a couple of seasons. It was. It was an example of like a show that that was so good, but you could tell they didn't have the ending written and when they got to the end, I didn't even watch the last couple of seasons. Some people said, oh it was good. I'm like no,
ill pass Anna and Plymouth, thank you very much. I appreciate the email Anna to Ryan Show at katwb dot com. All right, continuing on to the next email. You're ready for the next email? Actually here Hurd podcast this morning, listening to that. Dave hasn't used as Nintendo switch in a while. I recently got one bit obsessed. But I can't find a good deal on animal crossing. I want to try it so bad. Is Dave
willing to part with this version. I would love to buy it from I mean, no, it's a long shot, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. Also, you know what, I will look and see. I don't know. I think I did the download. I don't know that I have the actual game, physical game card. I'll look for you. I'll save your email. Also, thank you for being a consistent form of positive entertainment. I have anxiety and depression and been able to count on you
guys to help me feel a little bit better. I've been listening to you since I moved to Zimmerman. I'm in sixth grade. I even came to the studio for my fourteenth birthday, but I was two star struck to interact. Congrats to you all on all the new changes on the show. And thank you. Katie is her name. Thank you very much, Katie, appreciate that. All right, don't use my name. Katie. WB has played this brilliantly. Oh really, let's see what we do here, okay.
Number one, Fallon moves to afternoons to compete with competing afternoon shows in the market. Two she gets experience being lead Mike and gains comfort and consistently hosting a show and finding her style. Three Dave finalizes his contract and enters well deserved retirement. Four Fallon triumphantly returns to inherit the morning show at that time. Five Jenny moves to afternoons to host Jenny in the Afternoon Jungle.
I like it. It's ooh afternoon Jungle. I do like that. It is a brilliant way to build up listenership in a new day part and build a smooth transition at Dave's retirement. Brilliant, Okay, don't give us that
much credit. I do think that you hit it on point number one competing with other afternoon shows in the market, and I think that's what we've talked about that that's one of the reasons why I think it's a good strategic idea, because a lot of radio is moving to entertaining afternoon shows after the pandemic. People are listening more and more in the afternoon. Yeah, I think we're kind of running out of time, so I'm going to just wrap up
with this from Nicole. Even though we got some we didn't get too. I'll try to get to them tomorrow. I want to say congratulations to Jenny. We will miss Fallon, but I'll be listening to our afternoon show. Was listening to you guys today when Jenny did Fallonies. I love hearing these dumb criminal stories. So hoping you keep the segment. Wanted to recommend another name. What about Jenny's Justice? Ooh, you can make a contest for
renaming the segment anyway. By thanks, Nicole. We appreciate that this We're still doing Fallonies, but we need to call it something different. We we'll see tomorrow on the Minnesota Goodbye,