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I Would Let Him Defile Me

Sep 06, 202315 min
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Someone has a screentime higher than ours!, what did you hook-up against, how to get healthier lunch options, and more!

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Minnesotic goodbye. Let's get started with this email. Hey, y'all, First, I gotta say I love the new format. It feels a little more breatheable, if that makes sense. Not so on top of each other. I totally get it. Hope you get the help you need. Jenny, no more phone calls under the desk. Explain what they mean by phone calls under the day? Well, because we were just talking about how it is

a little bit hard to do our show with only three people. So Drake will be doing something in his studio and then I'll be trying to get someone on the phone, and I'll be literally leaning hunched over the desk while Dave's talking on air just two feet away from me, trying to get someone on the phone for a segment. And so it's just a lot of like behind the scenes things that maybe you might hear me sometimes talking on the phone. I'll taste on the mic, but usually he doesn't have my mic on,

so you can't hear me doing what I'm doing. So it's just kind of a lot of behind the scenes things that go on that doesn't you wouldn't know. Jenny really is wearing two hats, which is funny. She's literally wearing a hat right now. But she is doing the producing stuff with a little

extra help from Drake. But she is also here to like talk about everything that goes on in the show, and so she will be It's kind of like you're below the desk chatting secretly on the phone, and then you stand up and you're like, yeah, and I gotta tell you that happened to me one time too, And then you're back under the desk going, Okay, we got five minutes. We're gonna be on in a few seconds. Make sure that you speak right into the phone. Oh yeah, I just

got a brand new dog. Call her too. So Jenny's doing back and forth. I'm just doing one thing and I'm not doing anymore. I'm not doing anymore. You are still hosting a very big show, so you're doing a lot. You know what's surprises people sometimes is that I push the buttons on the show. There's like a whole board, a control board. We call it a board, and when you push the buttons, we call it

running the board. So people are surprised when sometimes when they see that I run the board, and it's not because I feel like I have too I just like to. It's kind of like playing the piano while you sing. I could just sing, but I like to play the piano while I sing. So all the red buttons and yellow buttons and little knobs and switch and glowy things and meters. I like that and it comes really natural to me.

So and then that way it always go. I hit the button right exactly when I want to hit the button, and I hit this button. If it's my fault, then I'm the one that screwed it up. But a lot of DJ's will not run their own board. Yeah, a lot

of them have their producers running it for them. There's tons of big shows around the United States that have their producers that run it, and they still like kind of sit in front of it, or see a screen that shows everything that's running, but someone else has hitting the buttons, turning mics on, firing off certain audio elements. Yeah. No, it's totally true. And I think some DJs they're surprised at two things. Number One, if they see a picture of our studio, they're like, wow, your board

is really old. It is. It's thirty ish years old. Yeah, it works fine most of the time. Most while you went to you go to fire something off and it's silent, and you're like, hit it again, right, I'm not working, And because you look at like other radio stations, like I don't know, like other stations in town, but like I was out in Boston a year and a half ago doing the show from their studios and they have a beautiful, glowy, beautiful. I don't even

know how to describe it. It's just a modern versus off because sometimes, like the lights on our MIC's on and off are so damn We're like, wait is that on? Is it off? It's kind of funny. I mean, like I said, the board is it works fine most of the time, but it is not a modern board. Okay, next email for the same person to answer your question about school memories. We talked about this yesterday. I had a one hundred and one Dalmatians lunchbox in kindergarten, but

then hot lunch all through high school. High school lunch was always great. Best days were nachos, breakfast, pizza, and hot turkey. I believe the pop machines were taken out of my school the year I graduated. Shout out tartan high school class at two thousand and seven. Also, can anybody beat my screen time last week of eight hours in six minutes? I swear I've got a full time job. Ps. Y'all were the kindest people at the fair. I got myself a dart Lick shirt PPS. Yes, I

changed my profile pick to mess with you. That is from Lee. I don't it didn't show up. Your profile pick does not show up. And this one it just says ll So thank you, Lee, appreciate that one. I'm going to forward that you into you Jenny to respond on the air. So Jenny, there you go, and it says Minnesota Goodbye. So just watch for that one, all right, next one, Jenny and Dave, can you please get my cousin a shout out on the Minnesota Goodbye for

her wedding this week. Her name is Katie. She is getting married near Saint Cloud on Saturday. She's one of the most deserving people I know, and it is so evidence how much she and her fiance Michael love each other. I could not be happy or that she has found someone who treats her not only right, but with compassion and dedication. So that is to Katie. Yeah, shout out Katie. Congratulating minds. On the topic of weddings, do you have any good or wild wedding stories you could share. It's

not a wild story. This isn't the wild story in the slidest. But last weekend I went to a wedding and the bride and groom took a shot for their unity ceremony. I've seen bride and grooms tie knots like candles, poor sands. This one was different and entertaining. Thanks for all you do and have a great week from Marie Jenny. Any crazy wedding stories, I don't have anything about unity stuff, but I would just say, like my

sister's wedding was one of the best weddings I've ever been to. I mean, I know what was my sister, so I knew like everyone there and stuff like that, but it was just wild, Like there was so much hooking up going on. Like we were all younger in our twenties, so there were people hooking up with each other at the wedding, like going up to a hotel room or whatever. Yeah, either that, Like there was probably like three or four different people who like our couples that end up hooking

up that didn't know each other prior to the wedding. Like one couple who actually did go there together, they hooked up behind a silo because it was on a barn. Yeah, and then three of my friends just met three of my now brother in law's friends at this wedding and hooked up with them.

And then probably like the personal story from it all was, I was sharing a hotel room with my mom and her best friend, and my mom came into the hotel room to me sitting in front of the mini fridge, eating a bagel with creamy and talking to myself because I was pretty intoxicated, and I was talking to myself telling myself how much I loved the bagel, and it's, oh my god, are you serious? When was this?

And my mom was like, Jenny, go to bed. This is after the wedding, like, and I like, I was like, yeah, I will a little bit, mom, And then I showered on top of it, because I am a drunk shower, and then I crawled into bed and my mom was already asleep luckily at that point. Yeah, Jenny sitting in front of them with the mini fridge bridge in the hotel room eating a bagel. Wow, you gave me an idea for a question, and I will go first, and you don't have to answer this question. What did

you hook up against? I'll start. I hooked up against an airplane hangar one time. Okay, we were in an airport. I'm not even gonna say who it was, but remember I've you know, when I Susan and I were together, then we broke up and I was engaged to somebody else, and who knows who it was? I do, but I'm not going to tell you. But we flew to a remote airport. We looked around, there was nobody that could see us. So there against the airplane hangar,

we hooked up. Yeah, you don't have to answer. He don't want to, but if you want to, you can. You know, I'm an open book when it comes to stuff like that. My heyday.

I don't know that I have anything that I hooked up against. But probably the strangest slash grimy a situation was, of course County US say, and it was a year where there was tons of rain and flooding, and I had met some guy ended up just being boyfriend for the week at Country USA basically, and the last night we were in his tent and the air matches had deflated so much that we were basically just sitting in the Oh god, that's mine. Okay, maybe you want to answer that question for the Minnesota

Goodbye for tomorrow? What did you hook up against? Like Jenny's was in a tent that's not really against anything, but was it over a desk? Was it over a silo? Which gave me the idea? Maybe up against the fire station? I don't know. Will people respond to this one? Let us know, all right, next one. Hey, y'all heard today's podcast about school lunches. I'm an elder millennial, a little older than Jenny, so thirty five forty ish, my kids in second grade. I'm blown

away and disappointed by the school breakfast options. I didn't really care before now, but now that it's free and many kids will grab it, I feel like we need an overhaul. The lunch options are not stellar, but it's better than breakfast. The options are loaded with sugar protein. No way they had this whole grain bread cookie with twenty six grams of sugar. Add in a juice box or chocolate milk, and you're loading these kids up with sugar. I'm not sure how. I'm not sure, how make changes or make

it better? Oh? How to? But there's got to be a better option. They have the option for a fruit cupp at cheese stick, but it's pretty much this cereal bread, bagels, muffins, waffles. Again, I don't have to let my kid get it, but I just wish we had some more protein packed options. Could we get a hard boiled egg, a beef sticks, sausage and cheese sandwich? How do I even try to make this better? This is the end of my rant. Thanks for the

school nostalgia from Leah. I was not aware of that one. I know that all kids are guaranteed free school lunches like universal school lunches and breakfasts, but I didn't know that it was such kind of garbage, sugary convenient food. Well, unfortunately, it's much cheaper to feed people unhealthy food than healthier food because when you go to the store and you get your organic stuff or like your healthier options of things, it is more expensive. So I think

that that's budget wise, is what it's coming down to. A feeding these kids things with high sugar because something healthier with high protein is so much more expensive. Next email, Okay to say my name. It is from Aaron. She's got a couple of different topics here anxiety medication. After trying a few different meds over the years, I found propranolol. I hope, I said that right to work best for me. It's a beta blocker versus a

benzo. It is also typically less addictive and generally has fewer side effects and other medications used to treat anxiety. It can be taken daily or as needed. So I will give you the name again if it interests you to ask your doctor about propranolal pro pro panelol. How do you spell it? P r O p r A n ol ol. Okay, check it out next one suits fantastic show. You should definitely talk about it more. Who cares

if it's old. Susan and I started watching it a week or so ago, maybe two weeks ago, and we're having a little trouble getting into it. And I don't know why it's been super popular this summer on Netflix, so it's okay to discuss. I watched it two summers ago and just binged it again. Netflix doesn't have the ninth or final season lame, but it's available on Peacock and Amazon Prime. I think one of the reasons, Shanny I'm having trouble getting into it is it's nine fucking seasons long. Yeah,

and I just that would be the longest series I've probably ever watched. And I like it. And I told Susan, let's watch one more episode to see if it really kicks in, and it kind of did, so we're up for another episode, Okay, And I know some people like it, but maybe it's just not hitting us the right way. Did you watch Suits? No, I haven't. I'm on like a little bit of an older

show. Excuse me train as well, because we just started ted Lasso, which is only three seasons in. But I mean that thing has been That show has been super popular for a few years now, and finally Andrew and I started watching it. Okay, they mentioned you in the email, Jenny. They say it's funny because I also worked at a midsized law firm in the Twin Cities for a year and a half, so it's fun fun to compare the show to an actual firm. Regarding Harvey, I would, in

Jenny's words, I would let him defile me. Did you say that one time? I will let him defile me? God? Probably but I don't know. I'd say so many things on the radio that are inappropriate sometimes, so there's a good chance I've said that. Next one, gold Zilla, please plug this event Funfair and Walk for Rescue that raises money to retrieve a golden of the Midwest coming up this Sunday at Long Lake Regional Park in New

Brighton. And I think she was on the show last week to talk about that, and then she sends along a picture of I rolled through the McDonald's drive through today saw the nerf happy Meal and of course thought of you, Dave. Happy deal apparently comes with chicken McNuggets, apple slices or fries, chocolate milk, and sexy, sexy nerveball just the size for making sweet sweet love to If you don't know what it says in the email, or is it you talking right now? Okay, I just want to make sure I

think that it's going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye. I do have a really long email that I haven't pre read. It looks really interesting. Remember last week we were talking about the vet the I think it was a vet tech and she was in with a patient and the patient, the dog

and the dog's owner dog. Zonner was an older man, like seventy ish, and they said, oh, we're going to give the dog a raby shot and we give it to her in the butt or something, and the man slapped her on the button said I'd give you a shot right here. And she was shocked and disturbed and she cried because it was so disturbing that this guy slapped her on the butt. And she said, on my overreacting,

So we vigorously said, absolutely not. Your vet should have probably called the police or at the very least banned this guy forever from his from the practice. So they respond to it, but it's really long, but they say, I hope you will read it as I think you will move quickly and get you to express your thoughts on my thoughts. I know that sounds creepy. I don't know why, but we ran out of time today, so we will read that tomorrow. But thank you for writing in. Definitely

appreciate that, and I know like them all better because thanks. It says, thanks for reading my email. You're the best dart lick, So anybody who gets the dart lick joke, you are a friend of mine. We'll read that tomorrow, but If you have something you want us to read about let us know, send it to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.

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