Start off the podcast, which we got interrupted a second ago, about thirty seconds into the podcast because Emily, who is like an executive assistant HR, does so much here at the station. We love Emily. She's standing outside the studio door and Jenny can see her, and Jenny's like, stop the podcast, this must be important. Emily's here, yeah, and then she
walks in and she has McDonald's breakfast for us. Yeap. So right now I am staring at a delicious warm sausage McMuffin with egg, but I can't eat it for the next twenty minutes or so because of the Minnesota goodbye do you got to give a birthday shout out? Because Heather in Bay City, Wisconsin texted the show and she wanted a birthday shout out, but it didn't get to me in time. So her birthday is Thanksgiving Day, twenty eight
years old. Heather, thank you for listening and happy birthday. Here we go. I want to be careful that I don't accidentally read one of these that you've already read. I think I deleted everything that we read, so if I start reading too sounds familiar, let me know. Okay, we're gonna start off with Dave. You always have such good advice. Do you have any advice for a married woman who has a poor sex life and finds
themselves starting to daydream about men other than their husband. Would you say it's a red flag and perhaps marriage therapy should be considered, or do you think it's a normal part of marriage. Love y'all, thank you. You talked about this on group therapy yesterday. I did well. Basically, Yeah, this couple, like they've been married for a few years, they're not having
sex anymore. They do a lot of things separately, they sleep in separate beds, but they're best friends, so she doesn't really want to leave him, so she's just wondering what's the solution here. I will say that one person specifically called in and talked about sex therapy and saying like there is a way to get that attraction back, like you might need to go to sex
therapy specifically for that. Otherwise, another person, I don't know, it was a lot of other people said leave, like it's not worth being unhappy and not having intimacy and stuff like that. There's so many Sex is such a unique individualized thing that I really couldn't even tell you where to begin, except you feel you have a poor sex life. Now to dive in a little bit, what does that mean? And I'm not saying, you know,
darn it, you should have told me what that meant. But when some people say, god, we only have sex once a month, for some people that's not that bad. Yeah, And some people go, well, I want to have sex four times a week, and other people go,
four times a week, I'm exhausted. I think if you haven't had sex in a long time and there's no desire, then it's probably a red flag Because I think sex wanting to have sex with your partner stems not just from a physical appeal, because let's face it, that kind of fades away after a while. The first time you get naked with your partner, you're like, oh my god, I can't believe that I'm naked with you.
This is amazing, and then X amount of times later you're like, you know, it's fun, but it's But I think that one of the things that leads to lack of sex drive is you're mad at them or disgusted with them or annoyed with them, and you don't want to touch and be intimate with somebody. That has betrayed you or spent money that you didn't agree on, or called you stupid, yeah, or something like that. You know. So it's not just about sex appeal. There's just like lots of outside
factors that go into it. Yeah, and I'm going to tell you this one. I know so, And again I don't know why people confide with me about this one. I know people who live in the same house that haven't touched each other for like, I don't know, eight years. I know a couple that they haven't touched each other but one time in the last year. And they're young, but they have kids, they have little babies, and I don't think that the one partner does enough and she gets annoyed
that he doesn't do enough. And so I don't really have any advice except you know, why you're having a poor sex life. Probably sometimes you don't, I guess. And if you're daydreaming about men other than your husband, I don't think that's really that uncommon. I don't know. It depends on whether you want to act on it, you know. I don't know.
There's I wish I had better advice for you, but I will say you're certainly not alone, and it definitely doesn't mean the end of your marriage, but I would say, yeah, it is a red flag and you should talk to them and maybe say, why haven't we had sex lately? Yeah? You know? Or why are you not interested in me? Because a lot of the time she's interested but he's not, so for sure, a lot of unanswered questions, but good luck, and I would say, talk
to him first and then talk about therapy next one. And I'm kind of picking through these as we go. Okay, hold on, Sorry for my sloppiness and being unprepared. Dave, welcome back. Glad to hear you enjoyed your time away. I wanted to be sure you heard some praise for how well Jenny did while you were out. I'm a big fan of the show and have recognized your skill at hosting in the past when you have been out and had others hosted. I don't want this to come off as a bash
on Fallon. She did a good job too, but it was usually less great than you. Well, I think that's forgivable because all of a sudden, you made the wide receiver the quarterback. Yeh, and Fallin is a great wide receiver, but she didn't have a lot of experience as a quarterback, so you know, and I think that one thing and you said this the other day and it was very flattering to me, is like, Dave,
you make it look easy. And I think that there's a lot of people who don't realize what many many years of experience can do in making things flow a little bit better. And knowing when to shut up and knowing when to like yes and somebody, and knowing when to wrap up and no one when to shut up is a big part of knowing how to talk is no one to shut up because a lot of people's like, oh the more I talk, the better I met better, the better the story is going to
be. It's like, no, not always anyway. I have to say though, Jenny is on another level. She was smooth, she kept things going. I am sure she was frantic, but it never showed were you
frantic. There were a couple moments like, for instance, yesterday we needed Drake to be on for a game that I brought vont In for, but he was taking care of calls for something, and so it was like a lot of me just trying to randomly talk to Vaunt about stuff because we weren't planning for him to be distracted by something, so there were a few moments where having less bodies on the show really comes into play and can make the show a little bit hectic. And Jenny is a very Jenny is a good
juggler. Jenny can have fifteen things in the air, and some people are not really good at that. So you're really a good juggler. And I think that is something that I always need help with because I can keep track of about one thing. I am excellent at that one thing, whatever it happens to be. But I suck at this over here because I cannot multitask.
Yeah, so all right, anyway, it goes on to say, seriously, give Jenny's some major prop and say that I'm now looking forward to Jenny in the morning, Zoo someday in the dis in future when you finally leave us. Thanks a lot, great work all around, Love you guys, Hope you have a great Thanksgiving cheers. PS. I already got my sticker, but I cannot think of where to put it. Put it on the lid of the cover of your laptop, the place, or on your
water bottle. Uh huh. Also Naughty Tuesday, is great. Hopefully more stories come for next week. Naughty Tuesday is basically if you want to send in your naughty, disgusting sexual adventures. There was the one last week about the guy who wanted to blank blank blank, and she was like, are you kid ding? So send in your naughty Tuesday stories and just put you
know, naughty Tuesday and we'll do those on Tuesday next one. You guys talked about dreading and not wanting to go to a certain event or place. Well, this past weekend, we were invited to go to my wife's uncle's place. We told each other that we'll go, but if there's a lot of people, we'll leave or leave here early. Well, we drove there and there were a lot of vehicles parked outside of his house. We said
nope and drove right past and came home. Okay, so I get it, cause you were going to go, but if your absence was not going to be conspicuous, you're like, f this, we're out. Yeah, but if there was only three other people there, then you needed to go. I was really proud of myself, Jenny. This was so not me because you know that I don't like to go wherever it is I don't really want to go, like to be invited, but I don't like to go.
Neighbor Brian across the street is just the nicest guy. He is about my age, and he had a birthday and they invited us. They said, hey, about six o'clock or so, everybody just pop in kind of an open house, say hi to Brian, happy birthday. And I said, we're not going to be in town. We won't even get home at
six, like till later. So we pull up in front of the house and they live across the stree from us Diagonala, and there's a bunch of cars and I said, oh, it's Brian's birthday that we weren't planning on going to. And Susan said, well, I'm not going. She didn't feel good. She was like, I don't even I don't want to give everybody my cold. And I said, I am not going to miss Brian's birthday. So I went over, hung out, charmed everybody with stories.
You know, I'm so good at charming the crowd. Not really, and I Jenny was the last one to leave this party. I was the last one out the freaking door. Were they kicking you out at that? Point. I think they were. You know, they're so gracious, they're such good hosts. And they I said, I can't believe I'm the last one leaving this is like And they said, stay as long as you want, and I said, well, great, because I got a lot to talk
about it, I'd like to stay for another hour or so. And they pretended that that was fine, Sure, stay as long as you want. When I left, I was probably like four minutes behind the couple in front of me. But I trust me, I am never the last one to leave a party. Yeah, You're usually the person who likes stays as long as is like, is very reasonable and respectful. But then you're like out a little bit before, like the later crowd is I'm the later crowd.
I'm always the part of the later crowd. You're the later crowd. I'm not usually the first one to leave, yeah, but I'm usually like second or third. Yeah. So another message, it says, last week you guys talked about a player on the Detroit Lions that put ice cream on his burger. Yep. Well, overseas and especially in Asia, they put ice cream in buns. When I first heard about it, I thought it was insane. Well, I tried it. It's actually good. Think of it
as very soft waffle cone ice cream sandwich. Okay, I like it. Yeah, let's see. And this one says, just want to give Jenny much deserve props. Great job taking over the show this week. You killed it. And I'm going to tell you people don't usually say that if they don't mean it. Usually if they it's kind of like, I appreciate it. Don't. If you don't like a meal, you don't go, god
mom, that was not very good. You just don't say anything. But if you like it, then you unsolicited say, god mom, that was really good meat loaf. So you must have done a really good job. And you gotta fucking stop. Jenny. I need this job. No, I am not coming for your job. Jenny is coming for my job. This is absolutely not trust me. Two days was fine. I could handle it, but if you threw me into your job full time, I would
fall apart. No. Now, somehow, I don't know how I'm gonna sabotage Jenny taking over the show, But I'm thinking if I get I'm gonna see if I can order COVID online. Now, I don't know that I can order COVID spores online. I was gonna say, you're like the whole Anthrax. Yeah, yeah, yeah, send people. I'm gonna look on Etsy and see if they sell COVID COVID spores, and then I'm gonna just kind of, like, I don't know, put them over on your computer.
All right, Well, luckily I well, I got to defend myself COVID once before. I think I'll keep it going hard for it. Okay, next one, This one says, please use this podcast as my example. November fourteen, twenty twenty three Pudding. At the very end, you're giving away Jonas Brothers tickets, and it puts an AD in the middle of a sentence. Then it comes back for about thirty seconds and another AD break occurs, and then the podcast ends after the one minute and another AD break.
This will happen while I'm showering or driving, so I can't just skip through. Please help. Ads are fine, but they need to be put in a reasonable spot, not mid sentence. Okay, so this was on our podcast just last week. Yeah. I don't listen to the podcasts, right, but that it will just insert it ad randomly, right, And I'm pretty sure I forwarded an email to the people that I think it concerns
last week already that was similar to this one. Maybe it's the same person who's emailing right now, but I just God, we just do not have control over that kind of stuff. It is a whole system that corporate iHeart takes care of and we don't. We do not on the show, place ads anywhere. They just randomly get put in and there's nothing that we can
do about it from an editing perspective. On our side of things, no, And it's frustrating because it's very it's very sloppy, and it's kind of like a restaurant that you really like the restaurant, but the staff is really rude. It's like, well, how about you get this staff to be
friendly and now you've got a really great experience. Yeah. So with our podcast, we're really proud of the content and what we do when people seem to like it, but it gets broken up with all this random and we love the advertisers, but I will tell you it's got to be handled right. I was listen to a podcast on the treadmill in Colorado and a friend told me, listen to this podcast about the Oneidas silver We you ever heard of Oneida silverware? I don't think so. Oh in Eida, the Oneida
Family started as a sex cult. Oh back in the eighteen hundreds. Not making this up. So anyway, I'm listening to this podcast and they take a break for about five minutes worth of commercials and it was everything from like progressive insurance to a clothing store online. And it was five minutes of commercials in a podcast. And usually podcasts have a commercial at the beginning or somewhere
in the middle, but it was five minutes about three times. And I'm like, I almost wanted to make a comment like, love the podcast, but five minutes commercials three times is way too much, I know. And I feel like people said that they listen to podcasts over radio a lot of times because they're like, well, they don't have commercials. This one really did. Yeah, okay, next one, hold on one second. I'm sorry that I'm kind of scattered on this one. I was listening to old
episodes and somebody wrote in and said about about two Lane for radio. Jenny said, you changed platforms and they were gone along with your book podcast. I'm happy to say they are available on Amazon music. They go all the way back to the beginning, along with old Minnesota Goodbye episodes. Just wanted to pass that along. Love you guys always from Becky. Thank you Becky.
So if you can't find him on iHeartRadio, that's our fault. I mean that somebody that that was purged and all of those were lost again in the somebody in the company is just looking the other way while all things are happening. I don't know, but good no other their drives or something. Is what it feels like right exactly, is like clear out your hard drive. Okay, let's get rid of these. Let's see that is a show
topic. So let's go back to this one. I debated writing for a long time, but ultimately got so worked up I had to say something. I'm currently listening to the November eighth podcast six Am hour. In this clip, there are two things that are grinding my gears. Okay. One Jenny broke a gravy boat at a big chain store and was appalled the cashier made her pay for it. Yeah, titled much Jenny, you break it, you buy it, okay. Jenny even admitted to being careless, not paying
attention to where her cart was and how wide she was turning. Of course, you should pay for things you break. I understand it's a large chain store, not mom and pop place. I understand they have incidentals built into their budget. However, you are an adult. You need to take responsibility for your actions, including being careless in a store and breaking merchandise. If I was the cashier, and yes, I have worked retail, I would have made you pay for it. Up until this moment, I had the
utmost respect for Jenny, but this is ridiculous. Okay, Wow, you are entitled to your opinion. I would say that I didn't think I was entitled to not have to pay for it. I just was shocked, is what I was expressed. So maybe that comes off as entitled. Yeah, I was just surprised because I also have worked in retail, and when things have been broken at the grocery store I worked at, it was forgiven.
It was like, oh, sorry, you broke a jar pickles, no worries, we're cleaning it up, and we did not bring it to the register and make them pay for it. Okay. You know, it's interesting that she was thinking about writing this, and then she debated, and then she got worked up she had to say something. I will tell you that I'm kind of on Jenny's side on this one because I think a store could insist that you pay for it. But I think that a better store would
be like, it's okay, you know. I mean, if you were running around or let your kids run into something or knock over a big flat screen TV or something like that and that broke, then maybe, But it was an accident, and Jenny's a good person, and I'd think that, you know, you paid for it without bitching. I mean, we're just kind of surprised, all right. By the way, here's the problem with Jenny that I haven't told you about. She is entitled. Jenny and I
were flying to Texas a couple of months ago. Yeah, we love going on to Texas, and Jenny and I we we were boarding on Southwest and Jenny tried to board before her zone was called. I was in Zone A and Jenny was in Zone C, and she lined up in Zone A and she could not. They wouldn't let I'd make it a joke because a woman,
actually a woman actually did this on our Southwest flight. Because you know Southwest boards by group A, B and C. Yes, and so we were there and we're always a group because we have a Southwest visa card, so we automatically get a group seating, which gets you on first. So there was somebody in front of us, and I said, a woman a minute ago. It doesn't matter whether it's a woman or a man, but it was a woman. And she was gorgeous, if that has anything to
do with it. Gorgeous and about six foot one. Gorgeous, And she tried to board in the A group and of course they checked. They're like, oh, I'm sorry, you're in the C group. And she looked a little bit annoyed. Yeah, and she had to stand off to the side, and Susan and I were speculating on the jetway. Did she make a mistake or did she really think that she was maybe like a little bit better than everybody else she's six foot one and gorgeous, that she could get
on with the A group. And I said, nobody is that arrogant. Nobody is, Well, probably there are, I said, she probably just doesn't fly that often and doesn't understand how A, B and C groups work. So I have to confess something. Then, since you're bringing this up, bitch, what's up? I am entitled Now I'm just like verifying this person's email. Andrew and I flew southwest probably a year and a half ago, and we had been in the last group on the flight to wherever we
had gone, and so we had like really bad seats. Yeah the flight back, he goes, let's just jump in the B group. We were like in C and I go, no, no, I can't do it, Like that is not who I am. He's like, just do it, and so we did. He gets through and then they catch me and they're like, oh, sorry, it's not your turn. I was like, yeah, I'm so sorry. I'll go back to my career because I
don't know. He probably had his finger over the thing and they didn't check, and like, but they do still grab your ticket and look they scan it. Though he got through. Yes, they scan it, and then they saw that I wasn't see and they're like, you go back there, and I go, I'm so sorry, you're right, and then or I said I'll go back there and they're like, no, just go ahead, because they knew I was with Andrew and they thought that he was in B and so then I think they felt bad. So I feel as though I
am just as awful as this woman who was trying to get you. You are a terrible person. I show time and I'll never do it again. Another thing, lesson about Southwest because I never flew it before. I did not know. You need to check in as soon as you get your notification so you can be in one of the earlier groups. Yep's true. Yeah, seriously, get a Southwest visa. Yeah, because they're my second favorite
airline. Sun Country is my first because they are our hometown airlines. But if you get a Southwest visa, you will get upgraded boarding and points and miles, so it's pretty awesome. Next one, Drake left his k is this sent from the same person and they're annoyed with Drake this time. Okay, Drake left his keys in the gym and got locked out of his apartment complex. Then he was mad when a man did not allow that he did
not know would not let him in the building. I understand Drake's viewpoint here, but I side with the gentleman. He had no idea who you were, was under no obligation to let you in the building or go get your keys. In fact, he was more of an obligation to not let you into the building for the safety of the staff and residence. Obviously you're also a resident, but he had no way of knowing this. What I think the man should have done is call security and let them escort Trake into the
building to get his key card and verify his identity. That being said, I really do love listening to you guys. I miss Fallin, but the show is just as fantastic without her as it was with her. And now I get another pod to listen to Fallon and Zach. Congrats Jenny on the promo to Second Mike. I hope you read this on the Minnesota Goodbye. I would love to be a contributor and get a sticker. Hopefully my negative email doesn't disqualify me. Ll dart Lick No, not at all, said,
we got to get called out on our shit. Sometimes we can't just assume that we're right all the time because we're not well. And that's the funny thing is most people, like I said at the beginning of this email, most people, if you don't like Mom's meat loaf, you don't say Mom, I don't like your meat loaf. But once in a while it's good to hear. Yeah, Mom, I don't like your meat loaf.
Jenny is entitled, and we'll tell you this right now. Jenny is on disability and she claims that she has spina bifida and I said, Jenny, I think that's an infant's disease. And you know what she said. She said, fuck you, Dave, do your research right exactly, and I'm like, bitch, anyway, I'm kind of rambling right now, and we're out of time, so let's go ahead and stop. That is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Thank you for all the emails, and remember, if
you want it, we're not going to be on for Thursday Friday. But if you got a Naughty Tuesday and you want to tell some disgusting sex capaide or some funny story that happened to your girlfriend or your ex husband, whatever, send your Naughty Tuesday into the same email Ryan Show at KDWB dot com